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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Attractive, Single, Sexy, Part-Time Transsexual, Susan Boyle Look-a-like would like to meet other sexy young women with moustache for erotic nights in picking nits off each other dressed in ballet shoes and hold up panties in a hot lesbian night of passion.

I am genuine and reliable, sorry no photos my boss wouldn't understand, I am fully shaven except for my beard, back and bottom, although it has been washed and blow dried.

I can't meet weekdays because I work and My wife won't let me out in the evening, I play rugby on Saturday and have choir practice on Sunday. I am available at all other times .....

I like A and O and U both ways, I am experienced and would like to suck my first big cock. I am discrete and expect same, I can't accommodate but can travel locally, I have had my drivers licence confiscated for wanking in laybys.

Ideally I would like to meet a GG woman, preferrably ex porn model with strap on to force me to dress in leggings and take my first plastic cock. I am into watersports, scat and cross stitch ... U B same.

Tell me what you are wearing and how many girls will be there when I show up. 4give txt but I m now typing with 1 hand.

RSVP I am gen.

Bob

PPS: Actually forget it I have just shot my load and I am no longer interested.

By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just pmsl that is soooo funny! xx

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's brilliant, pmsl.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comical genius!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kirsty - I always laugh out loud with your posts - is that the master plan? get our knickers off while we're laughing so hard we cant move?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kirsty - I always laugh out loud with your posts - is that the master plan? get our knickers off while we're laughing so hard we cant move?

What .... ?

I am not wearing your knickers .... I have plenty of my own thank you very much ....

Kirsty

xxx xxx

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All cheered up now, thanks Kirsty, kinda needed that.