FabSwingers.com forum: Vacancy - Personal Assistant

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Due to expansion, a vacancy has arisen for a personal assistant.

Your duties will include replying to messages and answering the telephone as well as carrying out face to face meetings. Some travel will be required in order to attend outdoor meetings, there is also a possibility of overnight stays for the right applicant.

Your office requires re-wallpapering. Therefore, you will be expected to be able to carry out stripping.

A basic knowledge of DIY will also be useful. You may be asked to have a willingness to work with items such as rope, cable ties and duct tape.

Qualifications. You will need to have excellent O levels. Although whilst A levels would demonstrate your qualifications, they are not necessary.

You will be rewarded adequately, however, your reward will go up and down according to inflation and deflation.

Unfortunately, this vacancy is suitable for females only. However, a job sharing arrangement would be considered for the right applicant.

To apply, please reply to this, quoting your vital statistics as your reference number. Also please state which position you would most like to be considered for.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that amused me lol

Rather creative"

Aaw, thankyou!

Miss Garden,

Having reviewed your profile, it seems that the distance may be too great for you to be able to effectively carry out the position offered regularly.

I would suggest that a relocation package for your kidneys, as well as yourself, could be offered in the right position.

However, I must stress that in the first instance, part time would be considered.

Should you wish to attend a first interview, then I could arrange for it to be carried out closer to your town of residence, or alternatively, I could arrange for you to be chuffered to my own office. I'm sure the journey would be..... enlightening.