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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Hey fella, bet you could charm the birds out of the trees

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Nope I have to degrease the inside of my cooker

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Nope I have to degrease the inside of my cooker"

need a helping hand?

I've to bathe the goldfish, and then brush the worms in the gardens hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Hey fella, bet you could charm the birds out of the trees "

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nope I have to degrease the inside of my cooker

need a helping hand?

I've to bathe the goldfish, and then brush the worms in the gardens hair"

I could do with a hand actually, I'll help with the worms. Then we can have a cup or two of coffee and as my mate said to me teh other day "shoot teh breeze"....bless her I thnk she briefly took leave of her senses

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"Nope I have to degrease the inside of my cooker

need a helping hand?

I've to bathe the goldfish, and then brush the worms in the gardens hair

I could do with a hand actually, I'll help with the worms. Then we can have a cup or two of coffee and as my mate said to me teh other day "shoot teh breeze"....bless her I thnk she briefly took leave of her senses "
Bet the OP is gutted you'd rather be doing all those things before you take him up on his offer, as BZ waits for the list to grow and grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah thanks. Im doing my knitting.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nope I have to degrease the inside of my cooker

need a helping hand?

I've to bathe the goldfish, and then brush the worms in the gardens hair

I could do with a hand actually, I'll help with the worms. Then we can have a cup or two of coffee and as my mate said to me teh other day "shoot teh breeze"....bless her I thnk she briefly took leave of her senses Bet the OP is gutted you'd rather be doing all those things before you take him up on his offer, as BZ waits for the list to grow and grow "

well to be fair as I said countless times over the weekend if you don't ask you don't get.

Its only a bit of fun op,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even I'm washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"even I'm washing my hair "

Do you buy special shampoo for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me! "

There you go OP result. The rest is up to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Wathcing some tv lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us too, not the OP tho'

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am constantly feeding my dogs treat so they wag their tails and fan me...

a shag, seems quite exhausting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might as well do a personal in here..

Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place cracks me up sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me!

There you go OP result. The rest is up to you. "

He didn't mail me. I'm proper gutted.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Nope I have to degrease the inside of my cooker

need a helping hand?

I've to bathe the goldfish, and then brush the worms in the gardens hair

I could do with a hand actually, I'll help with the worms. Then we can have a cup or two of coffee and as my mate said to me teh other day "shoot teh breeze"....bless her I thnk she briefly took leave of her senses "

excellent, get the kettle on... in about 10 hours

I know they say Shy bairns get nowt (don't ask, don't get) but really has this ever worked for anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well do a personal in here..

Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice "

Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me!

There you go OP result. The rest is up to you.

He didn't mail me. I'm proper gutted. "

Just wait for the 'I can't get any meets thread' coming soon. My bet is within 24 hours. (What do I win lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me!

There you go OP result. The rest is up to you.

He didn't mail me. I'm proper gutted.

Just wait for the 'I can't get any meets thread' coming soon. My bet is within 24 hours. (What do I win lol)"

You win a fuck with the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck? "

go on then I've washed my hair

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"I might as well do a personal in here..

Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice "

wow, a post without a mention of your 6-pack... you feeling ok ST?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well do a personal in here..

Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice

wow, a post without a mention of your 6-pack... you feeling ok ST?"
yet..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well do a personal in here..

Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice

Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ? "
Yes they and some haribos as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well do a personal in here..

Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice

wow, a post without a mention of your 6-pack... you feeling ok ST?"
And yes I am feeling allright lol oh wait.. I got a 6pack lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck? "

Yeah go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well do a personal in here..

Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice

Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ? Yes they and some haribos as well "

You had me at tea ST but the Haribos just clinched it, if only I was closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck?

go on then I've washed my hair "

Oh Sod, I'm just home from Pontefract!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I gave up being subtle with my status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well do a personal in here..

Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice

Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ? Yes they and some haribos as well "

I'm starting to really fancy the pants off you! Tea AND Haribos !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well do a personal in here..

Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice

Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ? Yes they and some haribos as well

You had me at tea ST but the Haribos just clinched it, if only I was closer "
Yes legs, shame I didn't live closer, you would have a whole bag of haribos for yourself but we would share some cheese and onion crisps lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoop! I've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag tonight I know you have a six pack but what is that on your head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck? "

Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck?

Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you

Gimp"

What can I say, charm personified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shag tonight I know you have a six pack but what is that on your head?"
lol its a cap saying I love inter on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me!

There you go OP result. The rest is up to you.

He didn't mail me. I'm proper gutted.

Just wait for the 'I can't get any meets thread' coming soon. My bet is within 24 hours. (What do I win lol)

You win a fuck with the OP"

Sadly I'd have to pass. Not getting jizz on my knitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck?

Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you

Gimp

What can I say, charm personified "

Say it ? i cant even spell it

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody brilliant thread.

It's amazing how much humour can come out of a single banal posting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck?

Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you

Gimp

What can I say, charm personified

Say it ? i cant even spell it

Gimp"
nor can I, bless the iPhone

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Anyone want to shag?

(a swing dance that originated in the 1920s (popular in the 1930s and 40s))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck?

Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you

Gimp

What can I say, charm personified

Say it ? i cant even spell it

Gimpnor can I, bless the iPhone "

keep them fingers tapping i'm mesmerized by that Blue Clad chad

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gissa fuck

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to shag?

(a swing dance that originated in the 1920s (popular in the 1930s and 40s))"

Was it the same Band that done Rock around the Cock

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well do a personal in here..

Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice

Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ? Yes they and some haribos as well

You had me at tea ST but the Haribos just clinched it, if only I was closer Yes legs, shame I didn't live closer, you would have a whole bag of haribos for yourself but we would share some cheese and onion crisps lol."

What more could any woman ask for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck?

Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you

Gimp

What can I say, charm personified

Say it ? i cant even spell it

Gimpnor can I, bless the iPhone

keep them fingers tapping i'm mesmerized by that Blue Clad chad

Gimp"

You approve then

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Can't, sorry. - We're providing the live commentary for chellesterfem's knitting session.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Anyone want to shag?

(a swing dance that originated in the 1920s (popular in the 1930s and 40s))

Was it the same Band that done Rock around the Cock

Gimp"

How about I give someone cock whilst listening to rock?

(oh wait, I hate rock music )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck?

Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you

Gimp

What can I say, charm personified

Say it ? i cant even spell it

Gimpnor can I, bless the iPhone

keep them fingers tapping i'm mesmerized by that Blue Clad chad

Gimp

You approve then "

Oh Yes! i could certainly put my "Stamp" of approval there

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm looking for a fuck but i'm not in Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a daft question I am always looking to fuck

I have a better way of expressing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a daft question I am always looking to fuck

I have a better way of expressing it "
spit it out, he did, dare ya

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gissa fuck

Her "

go on then if I can wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck?

go on then I've washed my hair

Oh Sod, I'm just home from Pontefract! "

damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't, sorry. - We're providing the live commentary for chellesterfem's knitting session. "

and for that I am truely grateful. Just remember to add suspense when I drop a stitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a daft question I am always looking to fuck

I have a better way of expressing it "

Fancy a legover? Man ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gissa fuck

Her

go on then if I can wibble "
even with this wobble

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a daft question I am always looking to fuck

I have a better way of expressing it

Fancy a legover? Man ? "

I fancy a bit of crumpet with a woman.

You up for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a daft question I am always looking to fuck

I have a better way of expressing it spit it out, he did, dare ya

Her"

Nah I will stick to my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a daft question I am always looking to fuck

I have a better way of expressing it

Fancy a legover? Man ?

I fancy a bit of crumpet with a woman.

You up for it? "

Ooh crumpet! How can I resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I say this new cap pic I got. I look abit like the guy in east 17 brian Harvey when he has his cap on to and same pose as well lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gissa fuck

Her

go on then if I can wibble even with this wobble

Her"

can't beat a bit of wibble wobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gissa fuck

Her

go on then if I can wibble even with this wobble

Her

can't beat a bit of wibble wobble "
Wobble it then

Her

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"Fuck it! Might as well join in.

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Fancy a fuck? "
oh go on then if you insist

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