FabSwingers.com forum: 2 for the price of 1 hurry !!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi we specialise in straight MM

available to entertain couples single females and parties

We offer sandwiches plus fun n games 30 mile radius of leicester enquire within lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is "we"?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What sort of sandwiches? Crusts on or off and what bread do you use?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Are you schizophrenic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What games do you play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a baguette

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I'm 25 miles from Leicester. What sandwiches do you offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm sandwiches

Two for one

Marmite and cheese please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite and cheese please "

ewww!

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I thought only royalty used the term 'we' when referring to ones self?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I thought only royalty used the term 'we' when referring to ones self?

There has been a lot of we'ing on the forum this lunchtime.

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I thought only royalty used the term 'we' when referring to ones self?

There has been a lot of we'ing on the forum this lunchtime."

Sponsored by Tena?

We couldn't possibly comment. One has ones reputation to consider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandwiches you say?

Do we get to pick the bread and fillings?

And will there be any additional nibbles?

Quite peckish at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sandwiches you say?

Do we get to pick the bread and fillings?

And will there be any additional nibbles?

Quite peckish at the moment

Cheesy wot sits ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sandwiches you say?

Do we get to pick the bread and fillings?

And will there be any additional nibbles?

Quite peckish at the moment

Cheesy wot sits ? "

I've got a quiche in the oven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What games do you play

Scrabble and pass the pig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sandwiches you say?

Do we get to pick the bread and fillings?

And will there be any additional nibbles?

Quite peckish at the moment

Cheesy wot sits ?

I've got a quiche in the oven.

Home made? What flavour? I haven't had quiche for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh can we have music

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sandwiches you say?

Do we get to pick the bread and fillings?

And will there be any additional nibbles?

Quite peckish at the moment

Cheesy wot sits ?

I've got a quiche in the oven.

Home made? What flavour? I haven't had quiche for ages

Shop bought, sorry. Lorraine flavoured.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Can I have pastrami cream cheese and dill pickle on a crusty seeded with a bit if mayo and some Dijon mustard. Make it snappy cos I'm starving.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

sandwiches is code for sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be Jelly n Ice Cream ?

oh and my favourite Party game poke the dope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gee just grabbed my car keys to drive to town

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me and another guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sandwiches ie two cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha Love this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and another guy "

What's the joint profile name ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Teamed up with a straight guy easyguy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me and easyguy361

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sandwiches ie two cocks "

Darn. Not a spit roast then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ye that's inc lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sandwiches ie two cocks "

That doesn't sound like a sandwich.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Sandwiches ie two cocks "

I don't want a cock sandwich. A nice bit of roast chicken and stuffing on the otheir hand......... Mmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had Blt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol I luv it all u lot having jokes about different sandwiches lol mines tuna by the way a mate asked me if we could team up he's struggling to get some action just helping him out that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi we specialise in straight MM

available to entertain couples single females and parties

We offer sandwiches plus fun n games 30 mile radius of leicester enquire within lol

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..sandwiches and games if its hangman count me in

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sandwiches ie two cocks

I don't want a cock sandwich. A nice bit of roast chicken and stuffing on the otheir hand......... Mmmm. "

I thought you were having pastrami?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and another guy "

Except you've a single male profile and there's no mention on it of the other guy. Maybe you should consider setting up a separate profile and mention in your own profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I luv it all u lot having jokes about different sandwiches lol mines tuna by the way a mate asked me if we could team up he's struggling to get some action just helping him out that's all "

Shagging action or food action? All this talk of sandwiches is making me peckish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock sandwich !!! Can't see Greggs taking that one on

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Sandwiches ie two cocks

I don't want a cock sandwich. A nice bit of roast chicken and stuffing on the otheir hand......... Mmmm.

I thought you were having pastrami?

He said its 2 for 1 today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock sandwich !!! Can't see Greggs taking that one on

They call it the "double chicken bugger"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

U blokes must be bored !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spicy rod burger !!!! Could work

yep very bored

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"U blokes must be bored !"

I'm doing my accounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight MM is so 2012

Bi MM is so 2014

Gay MM is the way to go.

Flick ur beans watchin 2 guys gettin it on, then big chats about shopping, celebrities and the weightwatchers vs slimming world debate.

And bollox to the sandwiches. We are talkin martini cocktails and canapes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nah matey not in this life my ass is virgin and remains that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah matey not in this life my ass is virgin and remains that way

No crafty female fingers ?

U av never lived

Careful tho, it's only a matter of time between that and having an arse like a hippos yawn.

Ignore me. Just bein mischievous 2nite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Safe just not in to men that's all on the totty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U blokes must be bored !"

You know what they say ........ a funny thing happened on the way to the forum ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi now gay later

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

dumfries-ish

If you guys had gone just an extra mile Think you would have been in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where we gone wrong ?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

tuna sandwich and lots of snogging? lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Straight MM is so 2012

Bi MM is so 2014

Gay MM is the way to go.

Flick ur beans watchin 2 guys gettin it on, then big chats about shopping, celebrities and the weightwatchers vs slimming world debate.

And bollox to the sandwiches. We are talkin martini cocktails and canapes

Your options sound better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you don't have peas pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I luv it all u lot having jokes about different sandwiches lol mines tuna by the way a mate asked me if we could team up he's struggling to get some action just helping him out that's all "

So basically you arnt having any luck so you have joined up with another bloke who aint cutting the mustard..

How can you fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a pot of tea with them cue sandwiches?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm ok just helping people out check my verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U blokes must be bored !"

I'm bored...so I looked your friend up...he's been here a whole 4 weeks and wants bare back...I wonder why he's struggling for action...or totty as you so charmingly put it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry peeps no longer available don't do bare back ain't desperate

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Sorry peeps no longer available don't do bare back ain't desperate "

Maybe a sandwich round is the way to go then.

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