FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone need a naked handyman?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a bit of an unusual advert to place on here but I'm a naked handyman who is available (free of charge!) for all those odd jobs that you've been putting off for the past couple of months.

I've done this several times before and, while some have led to other things happening, not all did - but a good time was had by all on every occasion.

I'm happy to travel a reasonable distance to indulge in my hobby as well so don't be put off if you're a good few miles away.

So if you're a couple or a single woman with a list of jobs to do, then please get in touch! A professional service is guaranteed!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's not unusual here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gutters need cleaning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a curtain pole putting up and me wardrobe to be fixed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ha!

Just peeked at his prefs and apparently I'm too old to have odd jobs done......

Fooking hilarious ......an age range for looking at someone shaving the doors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can do all these - message me please if interested!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha!

Just peeked at his prefs and apparently I'm too old to have odd jobs done......

Fooking hilarious ......an age range for looking at someone shaving the doors. "

Is that the back door that needs shaving...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha!

Just peeked at his prefs and apparently I'm too old to have odd jobs done......

Fooking hilarious ......an age range for looking at someone shaving the doors. "

Why would you be too old? I don't really have any preferences!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh yea I need a door shaved down so it closes too

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Ha!

Just peeked at his prefs and apparently I'm too old to have odd jobs done......

Fooking hilarious ......an age range for looking at someone shaving the doors.

Is that the back door that needs shaving...

Do you need a special plane for that?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

you can come & cut our hedge if you like.

bit of a built up area but your welcome to give it a go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds great!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it sounds fascinating tho I'm more interested to know the kick element the OP gets from it????

Unusual

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it sounds fascinating tho I'm more interested to know the kick element the OP gets from it????

Unusual"

Well I enjoy the work and I enjoy being naked so it's great to combine the two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it sounds fascinating tho I'm more interested to know the kick element the OP gets from it????

Unusual

Well I enjoy the work and I enjoy being naked so it's great to combine the two!"
n presumably a narcissistic element of having yr body watched n admired whilst u work??

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it sounds fascinating tho I'm more interested to know the kick element the OP gets from it????

Unusual

Well I enjoy the work and I enjoy being naked so it's great to combine the two! n presumably a narcissistic element of having yr body watched n admired whilst u work??

Sounds good

Yes - I suppose there's more than a bit of that about it too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you for all the feedback - most helpful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of feedback. Any firm offers yet?

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