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""See you all in October?" It's February Grumpy, FEBRUARY ha ha 50 has hit hard "Oh ffs new phone problems  | |||
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""See you all in October?" It's February Grumpy, FEBRUARY ha ha 50 has hit hard
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""See you all in October?" It's February Grumpy, FEBRUARY ha ha 50 has hit hard
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""See you all in October?" It's February Grumpy, FEBRUARY ha ha 50 has hit hard
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It's the dickhead operating it not the phone "I'll accept I didn't check the copy and paste job ffs | |||
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""See you all in October?" It's February Grumpy, FEBRUARY ha ha 50 has hit hard
Oh ffs new phone problems
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"A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink. After awhile, the bartender asks him, “What is in the bag?” The man says, “Nothing, don’t worry about it” The night continues and the bartender keeps asking but the man keeps giving him the same answer. Towards the end of the night the bartender offers the man a free beer if the man shows him what is in the bag. The man agrees. He reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny man that sits down and starts playing the piano. The bartender says, “Wow! That’s amazing! Where did you find they guy?” The man looks up and says, “I have this magic lamp that grants me wishes, but the stupid thing is broken.” The man then hands the bartender the lamp and says, “You can try it if you want.” The bartender happily grabs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks and the room is suddenly filled with a million ducks. “This thing is definitely broken!” says the bartender. The man replies, “Tell me about it, do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?” 22 sleeps to go
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"Hi. Can I put my name down for this social please? " I certainly can yes  | |||
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"Hi. Can I put my name down for this social please? I certainly can yes "Thanks! | |||
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"A bump for grump "Cheers | |||
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"The guy goes into a pub. He orders 7 pints of beer. He drinks the first pint, the third pint, the 5th and the 7th pint, and gets up to leave. The barman says, “Why are you not drinking the other three pints?” He says, “Doctors orders.” “What do you mean by that?” asks the barman.” “I am on medication and my doctor said to me the odd pint is okay.” 21 sleeps to go " | |||
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"Oohh can I come?!? Pleeeeaaase! "Haha of course  | |||
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"Oohh can I come?!? Pleeeeaaase! "Ol bluddy el | |||
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"Holy moly it's 3 weeks today "Aye | |||
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"This sounds fun. Bloody busy that night. Will keep an eye out for more though. If you'll have us "Be glad to of course | |||
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"I'd like to come along,it will be my first social so i am a bit apprehensive "I shall pop your name down indeed | |||
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"Definitely I’m still in "Cool your names on the list already | |||
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"I’ve been told to say hello ! I think I’m available for this date so thou shall see you there Pick up line of the day :- can I borrow a kiss, I’ll promise I will give it back "Hello by someone who is attending yes ?? | |||
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"Someone attending but it’s my first social meet. So apprehensive a tad " OK thats understandable lol.. OK cool | |||
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"20 sleeps to go "Not long | |||
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"Bumpity bump bump! "Ta Ziggy | |||
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"20 sleeps to go
Not long "Soon be time to pack | |||
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"20 sleeps to go
Not long
Soon be time to pack "Whoop whoop | |||
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"A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed, “I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed, and I am too embarrassed to seek help.” A patron nearby overhears this and introduces himself, “I overheard your story, and I am a psychiatrist. Maybe I can help. The first thing is you recognize these are only dreams, and that is obvious, so I should be able to help you in a few sessions. Here’s my card, give me a call.” A few weeks pass and the same two are once again at the bar after work. The psychiatrist says to the other guy, “Hi, how goes the nightmares? I never heard from you, so I hope you are doing okay.” The other guy says, “Things are great, the bartender helped me.” Psychiatrist, “The bartender helped you? You needed a trained professional to help you, what possibly could a bartender do that a psychiatrist couldn’t?” The other guy says, “He told me to saw the legs off my bed.” 19 sleeps to go "Hahaha | |||
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"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly "You quiet ?? | |||
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"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly
You quiet ?? "I've had no Malibu since I last went out so I am quiet! | |||
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"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly
You quiet ??
I've had no Malibu since I last went out so I am quiet! "*passes a double maximum | |||
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"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly
You quiet ??
I've had no Malibu since I last went out so I am quiet!
*passes a double malibu " | |||
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"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly
You quiet ??
I've had no Malibu since I last went out so I am quiet! "Sure you'll make up for it haha | |||
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"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly
You quiet ??
I've had no Malibu since I last went out so I am quiet!
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"Thanks ?? " No worries | |||
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"Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them. Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches. 18 sleeps to go "About right haha | |||
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"Bumping Grumpy" Haha | |||
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"Is it time yet, can’t come quick enough
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
T"I’ll order a dance | |||
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2 "I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ... | |||
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I’ll order a dance "Are you coming ? Whoop whoop. Its not THAT kind of dance I've involved you in last time though is it ?? | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2 "Good. You are my no 1 on the card when they play #you know who | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ..."We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails. | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails. "Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ..."You coped last time just | |||
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Good. You are my no 1 on the card when they play #you know who " | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
You coped last time just "I'm.a little older than last time ... plus I shall be working Friday and travelling up Friday evening... a nap might be in order Saturday afternoon | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
You coped last time just
I'm.a little older than last time ... plus I shall be working Friday and travelling up Friday evening... a nap might be in order Saturday afternoon "No excuse.. Wait till your 50   | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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I’ll order a dance
Are you coming ? Whoop whoop. Its not THAT kind of dance I've involved you in last time though is it ?? "I’ll still be there…get your dancing shoes on | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
You coped last time just
I'm.a little older than last time ... plus I shall be working Friday and travelling up Friday evening... a nap might be in order Saturday afternoon
No excuse.. Wait till your 50 " | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
You coped last time just
I'm.a little older than last time ... plus I shall be working Friday and travelling up Friday evening... a nap might be in order Saturday afternoon
No excuse.. Wait till your 50
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
You coped last time just
I'm.a little older than last time ... plus I shall be working Friday and travelling up Friday evening... a nap might be in order Saturday afternoon
No excuse.. Wait till your 50
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"A man walks into the Bowgie and asks ‘What’s the quickest way to The Lizard?’ ‘Are you walking or do you have a car?’ asks the landlord. ‘I have a car’ replied the man. ‘Aaah good – because that’s the quickest way.’ said landlord. 17 sleeps to go "Oh dear | |||
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"Hey, any more room for a little one...?" Hello mate of course yes | |||
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"Hey, any more room for a little one...? Hello mate of course yes "Great! Thanks. I'll be there | |||
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"Is it time yet, can’t come quick enough
Not long it will fly by "It will indeed …. 17 sleeps | |||
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"A cowboy walks into a bar. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper. His shirt and vest are made of waxed paper. And his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling. 16 sleeps to go "Scraped the Barrel now | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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I’ll order a dance
Are you coming ? Whoop whoop. Its not THAT kind of dance I've involved you in last time though is it ??
I’ll still be there…get your dancing shoes on
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.
Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol"I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels. We will surive! And good memories are to be made.
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.
Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol
I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels. We will surive! And good memories are to be made.
T"Definitely!! I can't even manage "sensible heels" even sober... hmmm maybe I might be better in them after a drink or two  ... | |||
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"A cowboy walks into a bar. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper. His shirt and vest are made of waxed paper. And his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling. 16 sleeps to go
Scraped the Barrel now "I'm running out of good ones, the rest are really awful | |||
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"A cowboy walks into a bar. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper. His shirt and vest are made of waxed paper. And his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling. 16 sleeps to go
Scraped the Barrel now
I'm running out of good ones, the rest are really awful "My kinda jokes then | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.
Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol
I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels. We will surive! And good memories are to be made.
T"Sensible and socials do not go together | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.
Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol
I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels. We will surive! And good memories are to be made.
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Sensible and socials do not go together "Especially if I'm involved | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.
Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol
I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels. We will surive! And good memories are to be made.
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Sensible and socials do not go together
Especially if I'm involved "Ain't that the truth | |||
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"For information purposes.. As of today we have 60 attendees so far with over 2 weeks to go .. Should be a great one "As long as this uk sized snow bomb doesn't turn up and ruin our plans !! | |||
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"I'm getting my dance card ready
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Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2
I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late ...
We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.
Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol
I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels. We will surive! And good memories are to be made.
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Sensible and socials do not go together
Especially if I'm involved
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"For information purposes.. As of today we have 60 attendees so far with over 2 weeks to go .. Should be a great one
As long as this uk sized snow bomb doesn't turn up and ruin our plans !!"I won't allow that | |||
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"For information purposes.. As of today we have 60 attendees so far with over 2 weeks to go .. Should be a great one
As long as this uk sized snow bomb doesn't turn up and ruin our plans !!
I won't allow that " what are you going to do, put it on the naughty step? Lol | |||
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"For information purposes.. As of today we have 60 attendees so far with over 2 weeks to go .. Should be a great one
As long as this uk sized snow bomb doesn't turn up and ruin our plans !!
I won't allow that
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"For information purposes.. As of today we have 60 attendees so far with over 2 weeks to go .. Should be a great one
As long as this uk sized snow bomb doesn't turn up and ruin our plans !!
I won't allow that
what are you going to do, put it on the naughty step? Lol
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"Is my usual plus one ok to come too? "He is of course lol | |||
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"This guy is sitting in a bar, he asks the bartender where’s the bathroom at? The bartender said, go down the hall & make a right. Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream and wonders what is going on in the bathroom. A few minutes go by again and everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that came out of the bathroom again. This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the he is screaming about. He opened the door and asked him, “What’s all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away.” The man said, “I’m sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.” With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, “No wonder you dumbass, you’re sitting on a mop bucket!” 15 sleeps to go "Ewww | |||
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"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming Mr " Yay | |||
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"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming Mr Yay "And when I say cunt you know that's not about me
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"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming Mr Yay
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"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming Mr Yay
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"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming Mr Yay
And when I say cunt you know that's not about me
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Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after
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"It's two weeks today I tell thee, 2 weeks "Innit | |||
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"Very much looking forward to my first Northampton social "Excellent...Looking forward to you finally attending, you'll love it | |||
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"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming Mr Yay
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Your pink Jumper "Not happening never happening leave pink outta this | |||
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"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming Mr Yay
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Your pink Jumper
Not happening never happening leave pink outta this
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"13 sleeps to go "Yay | |||
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Your pink Jumper
Not happening never happening leave pink outta this
* Sulks *
It's ok you'll stop sulking on sat the 17th when you see me
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"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming Mr Yay
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Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after
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Your pink Jumper
Not happening never happening leave pink outta this
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"Still looking good for making this one. "Yay | |||
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Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after
Mr
Your pink Jumper
Not happening never happening leave pink outta this
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And when I say cunt you know that's not about me
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Obvs .. Twat maybe
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Mr
Your pink Jumper
Not happening never happening leave pink outta this
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I can't contain my excitement
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And when I say cunt you know that's not about me
Mr
Obvs .. Twat maybe
Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after
Mr
Your pink Jumper
Not happening never happening leave pink outta this
* Sulks *
It's ok you'll stop sulking on sat the 17th when you see me
Mr
I can't contain my excitement
Is it over flowing Grumps,
I may pee myself "What happens in the 50's I hear | |||
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Mr
Obvs .. Twat maybe
Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after
Mr
Your pink Jumper
Not happening never happening leave pink outta this
* Sulks *
It's ok you'll stop sulking on sat the 17th when you see me
Mr
I can't contain my excitement
Is it over flowing Grumps,
I may pee myself
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"Keeping my fingers the weather doesn't scupper my plans! I've checked that this morning.. Seems to be OK ish "So far..... | |||
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"Keeping my fingers the weather doesn't scupper my plans! I've checked that this morning.. Seems to be OK ish
So far....."Barring a Biblical Storm it will be happening | |||
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"I hope so !" All will be hunky dory | |||
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"I hope so ! All will be hunky dory "I shall be most cross if it isn't...things to see and people to do ... I've started packing to because it'll probably take me a week to finish | |||
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"I hope so ! All will be hunky dory
I shall be most cross if it isn't...things to see and people to do ... I've started packing to because it'll probably take me a week to finish "Already blimey | |||
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"I hope so ! All will be hunky dory
I shall be most cross if it isn't...things to see and people to do ... I've started packing to because it'll probably take me a week to finish
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"Keeping my fingers the weather doesn't scupper my plans! I've checked that this morning.. Seems to be OK ish "It’s looking to be dry, sunny but cold. Perfect weather for February | |||
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"Keeping my fingers the weather doesn't scupper my plans! I've checked that this morning.. Seems to be OK ish
It’s looking to be dry, sunny but cold. Perfect weather for February "Ooh good | |||
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"A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “I’ll have a Gin and… Tonic.” The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?” And the polar bear replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them.” 12 sleeps to go " | |||
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"A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “I’ll have a Gin and… Tonic.” The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?” And the polar bear replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them.” 12 sleeps to go "Hahahaha good one | |||
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"Bumping Grumpy " | |||
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"Hello, we’d both love to come along if there’s any room left? Thanks " Yes spaces for couples still.. I shall pop your names down | |||
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"A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, “Has my brother been in for a drink here today?” The barman looks at the penguin and says, “I’m not sure. What does he look like?” 11 sleeps to go "Oh dear | |||
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it "You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch | |||
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it
You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch "Your questionable Grumps
Mr | |||
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it
You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it
You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch
Your questionable Grumps
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Cheeky Shit "You love it
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it
You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch
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Cheeky Shit
You love it
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it
You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch
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Cheeky Shit
You love it
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I like abuse sometimes "I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused Mr | |||
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You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch
Your questionable Grumps
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Cheeky Shit
You love it
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I like abuse sometimes
I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused
Mr "Ouchie | |||
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it
You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch
Your questionable Grumps
Mr
Cheeky Shit
You love it
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I like abuse sometimes
I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused
Mr
Ouchie "You know you'd be down Mr  | |||
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it
You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch
Your questionable Grumps
Mr
Cheeky Shit
You love it
Mr
I like abuse sometimes
I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused
Mr
Ouchie
You know you'd be down
Mr "Depends | |||
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it
You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch
Your questionable Grumps
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Cheeky Shit
You love it
Mr
I like abuse sometimes
I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused
Mr
Ouchie
You know you'd be down
Mr
Depends "Don't question it Grumps, just jump in balls first
Mr | |||
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it
You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch
Your questionable Grumps
Mr
Cheeky Shit
You love it
Mr
I like abuse sometimes
I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused
Mr
Ouchie
You know you'd be down
Mr
Depends
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Cheeky Shit
You love it
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I like abuse sometimes
I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it
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Your questionable Grumps
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Cheeky Shit
You love it
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I like abuse sometimes
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Mr
Ooh now there's an idea "I'm lost for words | |||
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You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch
Your questionable Grumps
Mr
Cheeky Shit
You love it
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I like abuse sometimes
I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused
Mr
Ooh now there's an idea
I'm lost for words "Unlike you | |||
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Your questionable Grumps
Mr
Cheeky Shit
You love it
Mr
I like abuse sometimes
I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused
Mr
Ooh now there's an idea
I'm lost for words
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"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it
You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch
Your questionable Grumps
Mr
Cheeky Shit
You love it
Mr
I like abuse sometimes
I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused
Mr
Ooh now there's an idea
I'm lost for words
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"Admin ... Only 2 or 3 guys spaces left I'm afraid... Everyone else spaces still available.. Only 10 days to go "Ffs I'm a day behind | |||
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