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Northampton Fab Social Sat Feb 17th Volume 2 !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

The event will be in town centre so if you need to book accommodation then as close to the town centre is advisable.  

Also after the venue closes some of us go to a nearby late bar with great music .

Also please remember this is a Social event only not a play event please !!

Anyone found behaving inappropriately will be thrown out and banned from all future events!!

And please , if you put your name down and then cannot attend , please have the courtesy to let me know !!

I will inform all attendees of the final venue details a few days before the event only !!

So either pop your names down here or pm me if you wish to attend .

I have one or two good friends helping me out with updates and promoting the event so hopefully see you all in October.

Cheers , Grumps 

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By *hrista BellendWoman
47 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Checking In

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Checking In "

Thanks

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By *hrista BellendWoman
47 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Alien secretion

Melon liquor

Rum

Pineapple juice

44 days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Alien secretion

Melon liquor

Rum

Pineapple juice

44 days to go "

Not exactly an appealing name that one

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By *ntrigued32Couple
47 weeks ago

Nottingham

Checking in

Hotel is now booked!

D.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Checking in

Hotel is now booked!

D."

Awesome

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By *oo..Woman
47 weeks ago

Boo's World

Checking in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Checking in "

Naughty Step over then

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By *hrista BellendWoman
47 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Checking in

Naughty Step over then "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Checking in

Hotel is now booked!

D."

Which one did you plump for btw ..

I'm booking tomorrow so gonna compare prices

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Glad I booked somewhere central then.

Hopefully even I won’t get lost!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
47 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Checking in

Hotel is now booked!

D.

Which one did you plump for btw ..

I'm booking tomorrow so gonna compare prices "

We went for the one on Swan St seems there might be one or two already staying there!

D.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
47 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Bag of spunk

Golden rum

Peach schnapps

Orange curaçao

Pineapple juice

Orange juice

43 days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Glad I booked somewhere central then.

Hopefully even I won’t get lost! "

Nobody will get lost don't worry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Checking in

Hotel is now booked!

D.

Which one did you plump for btw ..

I'm booking tomorrow so gonna compare prices

We went for the one on Swan St seems there might be one or two already staying there!

D."

Maybe

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bag of spunk

Golden rum

Peach schnapps

Orange curaçao

Pineapple juice

Orange juice

43 days to go

"

That's the worst one yet haha

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By *oo..Woman
47 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Checking in

Naughty Step over then "

It wasn't my fault......

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By *oo..Woman
47 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Bag of spunk

Golden rum

Peach schnapps

Orange curaçao

Pineapple juice

Orange juice

43 days to go

"

That top line just kills me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Checking in

Naughty Step over then

It wasn't my fault...... "

I know haha

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By *ookie46Woman
47 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Checking in too

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By *oo..Woman
47 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Checking in too "

Cookie is coming to Northampton??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Checking in too

Cookie is coming to Northampton?? "

Took 3 years

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By *ookie46Woman
47 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Checking in too

Cookie is coming to Northampton?? "

You’ll be sick of the sight of me

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By *oo..Woman
47 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Checking in too

Cookie is coming to Northampton??

You’ll be sick of the sight of me "

Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Checking in !

Reading this thread got me smiling.

Seeing some familiar faces I haven’t seen for sometime, and the crazy one making the trip.

The social just keeps getting better

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Checking in !

Reading this thread got me smiling.

Seeing some familiar faces I haven’t seen for sometime, and the crazy one making the trip.

The social just keeps getting better "

Cheers

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By *ntrigued32Couple
47 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Checking in !

Reading this thread got me smiling.

Seeing some familiar faces I haven’t seen for sometime, and the crazy one making the trip.

The social just keeps getting better "

D.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
47 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."

The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."

So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.

Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.

He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"

42 days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"

Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."

The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."

So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.

Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.

He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"

42 days to go "

Oh christ

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By *iggy5Man
47 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Bumpity bump bump!

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By *ookie46Woman
47 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m very much looking forward to my first Northampton social

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bumpity bump bump! "

Haha Cheers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’m very much looking forward to my first Northampton social "

You don't look too happy about it

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By *ookie46Woman
47 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I’m very much looking forward to my first Northampton social

You don't look too happy about it "

Oh shit ….. fat fingers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’m very much looking forward to my first Northampton social

You don't look too happy about it

Oh shit ….. fat fingers "

Haha you are forgiven

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"

Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."

The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."

So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.

Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.

He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"

42 days to go "

I probably should pull my finger out and book a hotel and train ticket lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"

Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."

The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."

So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.

Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.

He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"

42 days to go

I probably should pull my finger out and book a hotel and train ticket lol"

Well unless you're walking yes

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By *elix SightedMan
47 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Very much looking to my first Northampton social

Will book a suite in the next couple of days

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By *oo..Woman
47 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Very much looking to my first Northampton social

Will book a suite in the next couple of days "

..what will you be looking at?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"

Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."

The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."

So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.

Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.

He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"

42 days to go

I probably should pull my finger out and book a hotel and train ticket lol

Well unless you're walking yes "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"

Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."

The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."

So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.

Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.

He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"

42 days to go

I probably should pull my finger out and book a hotel and train ticket lol

Well unless you're walking yes

"

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By *elix SightedMan
47 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Very much looking to my first Northampton social

Will book a suite in the next couple of days ..what will you be looking at? "

Oh ffs!!!

Yes yes alright, whatever smarty pants.

Sigh, I’ll be looking FORWARD to tickling your nipples

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

Hotel booked

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By *hrista BellendWoman
46 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A guy walks into a bar, orders a shot and and immediately pukes all down his shirt. "What am I gonna do now? My wife is gonna kill me."

"Relax," the barman says, "give me a fiver." The barman folds up the note and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some one puked on you and gave you cash to have your shirt cleaned."

When he gets home his wife answers the door. "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?"

He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "some guy puked on me and gave me cash to have my shirt cleaned."

The wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's £10 in here!"

"Oh yeah, he pissed in my pants, too."

41 days to go

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By *elix SightedMan
46 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"

A guy walks into a bar, orders a shot and and immediately pukes all down his shirt. "What am I gonna do now? My wife is gonna kill me."

"Relax," the barman says, "give me a fiver." The barman folds up the note and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some one puked on you and gave you cash to have your shirt cleaned."

When he gets home his wife answers the door. "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?"

He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "some guy puked on me and gave me cash to have my shirt cleaned."

The wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's £10 in here!"

"Oh yeah, he pissed in my pants, too."

41 days to go "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"

A guy walks into a bar, orders a shot and and immediately pukes all down his shirt. "What am I gonna do now? My wife is gonna kill me."

"Relax," the barman says, "give me a fiver." The barman folds up the note and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some one puked on you and gave you cash to have your shirt cleaned."

When he gets home his wife answers the door. "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?"

He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "some guy puked on me and gave me cash to have my shirt cleaned."

The wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's £10 in here!"

"Oh yeah, he pissed in my pants, too."

41 days to go "

Hahaha

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By *hrista BellendWoman
46 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

An man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman notices the guy's head is the size of a snooker ball. "What happened?" Asked the barman.

The guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to home. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid."

"That doesn't sound too bad," says the barman. "Then what happened?"

"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head...."

40 days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"

An man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman notices the guy's head is the size of a snooker ball. "What happened?" Asked the barman.

The guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to home. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid."

"That doesn't sound too bad," says the barman. "Then what happened?"

"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head...."

40 days to go "

Oh dear

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By *cottish guy 555Man
46 weeks ago

London

I'm feeling optimistic about my chances of attending. I've booked a room

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm feeling optimistic about my chances of attending. I've booked a room "

OK let me know for sure please dude

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By *cottish guy 555Man
46 weeks ago

London


"I'm feeling optimistic about my chances of attending. I've booked a room

OK let me know for sure please dude "

I will indeed

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm feeling optimistic about my chances of attending. I've booked a room "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Bump

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

Have you got snow up there?

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By *iggy5Man
46 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Mini me has arisen so I may as well use this opportunity to herald a fabulous early morning bump!

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By *rMrs CumalotCouple
46 weeks ago

East Mids

Checking in x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
46 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A guy walks into a bar and sees a menu that reads:

Cheese Sandwich:

Chicken Sandwich:

Hand Job:

He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy woman behind the bar.

"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.

"Yes," she purrs. "I am."

"Well, wash your hands dammit," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich

39 Days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Have you got snow up there? "

Not a Flake no

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Mini me has arisen so I may as well use this opportunity to herald a fabulous early morning bump! "

For too early haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Checking in x "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A guy walks into a bar and sees a menu that reads:

Cheese Sandwich:

Chicken Sandwich:

Hand Job:

He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy woman behind the bar.

"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.

"Yes," she purrs. "I am."

"Well, wash your hands dammit," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich

39 Days to go "

Better

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Have you got snow up there?

Not a Flake no "

We had snow yesterday evening didn’t settle though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Have you got snow up there?

Not a Flake no

We had snow yesterday evening didn’t settle though "

No point then

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Have you got snow up there?

Not a Flake no

We had snow yesterday evening didn’t settle though

No point then "

Nope lol

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By *orthampton jamesMan
46 weeks ago

Northampton

Trying my hardest to be around for this, missed the last two, certain lady going I'd like to chat and

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Trying my hardest to be around for this, missed the last two, certain lady going I'd like to chat and "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Trying my hardest to be around for this, missed the last two, certain lady going I'd like to chat and "

I don't have your name down currently, are you wishing to attend

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By *eepNdirtyMan
46 weeks ago

kettering

It will be good to have a social looking forward to seeing you all there

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By *LiamMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

Is this an invite only thing?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Is this an invite only thing?"

Nope just let grumpy know you want to go ... I shall be there

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By *hrista BellendWoman
46 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset.

"What's the matter, buddy?" asks the barman.

"It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just about to make love when her husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by my fingernails without any clothes on!"

"Gee, that's tough!"

"Yeah, then, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished the husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land? On my forehead!"

"That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!"

38 days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"It will be good to have a social looking forward to seeing you all there "

Have you changed your name as I don't have you on my list ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this an invite only thing?

Nope just let grumpy know you want to go ... I shall be there"

What she said

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset.

"What's the matter, buddy?" asks the barman.

"It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just about to make love when her husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by my fingernails without any clothes on!"

"Gee, that's tough!"

"Yeah, then, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished the husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land? On my forehead!"

"That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!"

38 days to go"

Ffs

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By *uicyJo-BoobManCouple
46 weeks ago

Wellingborough

Can you add us to the list please?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can you add us to the list please?"

I certainly can

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By *ustanhonestblokeMan
46 weeks ago

northampton

A bump for grump

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"A bump for grump "

Snigger snigger

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A bump for grump "

Cheers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A bump for grump

Snigger snigger "

Only for filthy minds

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"A bump for grump

Snigger snigger

Only for filthy minds "

Well i am a Pervert after all lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A bump for grump

Snigger snigger

Only for filthy minds

Well i am a Pervert after all lol"

No shit

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"A bump for grump

Snigger snigger

Only for filthy minds

Well i am a Pervert after all lol

No shit "

So are you !!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
46 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspiciously, the barman walks over.

The guy says, I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand, instead of carrying a mobile phone." The barman says "Prove it." The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!" "Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with anyone, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?" The barman directs him to the men's room.

The guy goes in and 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. So the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy. The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.

"Oh my!" said the barman. "Are you hurt?"

The guy turns and says, "No, no, I'm ok. I'm just waiting for a fax.

37 days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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"A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspiciously, the barman walks over.

The guy says, I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand, instead of carrying a mobile phone." The barman says "Prove it." The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!" "Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with anyone, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?" The barman directs him to the men's room.

The guy goes in and 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. So the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy. The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.

"Oh my!" said the barman. "Are you hurt?"

The guy turns and says, "No, no, I'm ok. I'm just waiting for a fax.

37 days to go "

Not bad today haha

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By *orthampton jamesMan
46 weeks ago

Northampton


"Trying my hardest to be around for this, missed the last two, certain lady going I'd like to chat and

I don't have your name down currently, are you wishing to attend "

I'm hoping too but I know I've got other plan's that night which I know will be a nightmare to alter

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Trying my hardest to be around for this, missed the last two, certain lady going I'd like to chat and

I don't have your name down currently, are you wishing to attend I'm hoping too but I know I've got other plan's that night which I know will be a nightmare to alter "

Okey dokey no worries

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By *ustanhonestblokeMan
46 weeks ago

northampton

Bumperty bump

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By *hrista BellendWoman
46 weeks ago

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Two men are fishing in a boat on a lake.

One hooks something; he reels it in and gets it in the boat. It is an old rusted lamp. He brushes off the muck and soggy leaves and out pops a genie!

The genie says, "Wow, thanks a lot for saving me! you get one wish"

The man thinks for a minute and says, "I want this whole lake filled with beer, as far as you can see, nothing but beer"

"That's it?" asks the genie. "You got it!" He snaps his fingers and the whole lake is now filled with beer. The genie disappears.

The other man says "Now what in the hell did you do that for? Now we'll have to piss in the boat!"

36 days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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"Two men are fishing in a boat on a lake.

One hooks something; he reels it in and gets it in the boat. It is an old rusted lamp. He brushes off the muck and soggy leaves and out pops a genie!

The genie says, "Wow, thanks a lot for saving me! you get one wish"

The man thinks for a minute and says, "I want this whole lake filled with beer, as far as you can see, nothing but beer"

"That's it?" asks the genie. "You got it!" He snaps his fingers and the whole lake is now filled with beer. The genie disappears.

The other man says "Now what in the hell did you do that for? Now we'll have to piss in the boat!"

36 days to go "

Haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

Morning

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By *hrista BellendWoman
46 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

35 days to go

Jokes will resume monday as I'm hungover and away for the weekend

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"35 days to go

Jokes will resume monday as I'm hungover and away for the weekend "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning "

Morning

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By *icked JezebelWoman
46 weeks ago

East Midlands not

I missed the last one. Can I be added to come to this one please? x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I missed the last one. Can I be added to come to this one please? x"

Absofuckinlutely

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By *icked JezebelWoman
46 weeks ago

East Midlands not


"I missed the last one. Can I be added to come to this one please? x

Absofuckinlutely "

Mwah!!! Xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I missed the last one. Can I be added to come to this one please? x

Absofuckinlutely

Mwah!!! Xx"

xx

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I missed the last one. Can I be added to come to this one please? x"

Yey

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

34 days to go

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By *onBryanMan
45 weeks ago

milton keynes

Could I be added to the list please. Missed my previous one so very much looking forward to attending this time.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Could I be added to the list please. Missed my previous one so very much looking forward to attending this time. "

Yes you may .. I shall pop your name down

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By *onBryanMan
45 weeks ago

milton keynes

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By *ustanhonestblokeMan
45 weeks ago

northampton

A bump for grump

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A bump for grump "

Ta dude

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By *exynaughtypairCouple
45 weeks ago

NN - East Midlands

Put us on the list please xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Put us on the list please xx"

Yes of course everyone is welcome I shall put you on the list

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By *eordie4378Man
45 weeks ago

Wallsend

Getting on booking.com and putting it on my Monzo card ready lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Getting on booking.com and putting it on my Monzo card ready lol"

I will add you if you are wishing to attend?? Let me know

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

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A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the establishment’s finest single malt scotch. The barman sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does the same.

The barman asks" why did you do that?" The guy replied " cos the first one always tastes like crap and the second one always makes me throw up"

33 days to go

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45 weeks ago

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"A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the establishment’s finest single malt scotch. The barman sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does the same.

The barman asks" why did you do that?" The guy replied " cos the first one always tastes like crap and the second one always makes me throw up"

33 days to go "

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By *obbler1Man
45 weeks ago

Northampton

Could I be added please Not done a Northampton social for about 5 years

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.

He asks the bartender, “What’s with the meat?” The bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you pay for everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?” The man takes another look at the meat and says, “I think I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.”

32 days to go

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

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"A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.

He asks the bartender, “What’s with the meat?” The bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you pay for everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?” The man takes another look at the meat and says, “I think I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.”

32 days to go "

A Classic

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Could I be added please Not done a Northampton social for about 5 years"

Okey dokey

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By *iggy5Man
45 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Bumpity bump bump!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

One month to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

One month to go "

Hahaha

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By *ookie46Woman
45 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Hotel booked

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hotel booked

"

Yay

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Hotel booked

"

Booked mine ages ago, am currently on the hunt for a new dress

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I used to work in a pub next to a hospital and this guy walked in one day with his hospital gown on and holding a drip on a stand that was still connected to his veins.

I asked him how I could help and bizarrely he said, “Can I have 2 pints of lager, 2 pints of Guinness, 4 Jack Daniels and , 3 gin and tonics, and 6 shots of tequila?

It’s a free country so I start to pour the drinks and put them on the bar one at a time. As I finished pouring all of the drinks he downed them in order and finished on the shots of tequila which he dispatched one at a time at a quick pace.

He then looked at me really sad and said, “I shouldn’t have d*unk all that with what I’ve got.” I said, “Why what have you got?” He said, “About £3.50.”

30 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

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"I used to work in a pub next to a hospital and this guy walked in one day with his hospital gown on and holding a drip on a stand that was still connected to his veins.

I asked him how I could help and bizarrely he said, “Can I have 2 pints of lager, 2 pints of Guinness, 4 Jack Daniels and , 3 gin and tonics, and 6 shots of tequila?

It’s a free country so I start to pour the drinks and put them on the bar one at a time. As I finished pouring all of the drinks he downed them in order and finished on the shots of tequila which he dispatched one at a time at a quick pace.

He then looked at me really sad and said, “I shouldn’t have d*unk all that with what I’ve got.” I said, “Why what have you got?” He said, “About £3.50.”

30 sleeps to go "

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By *lackchap1Man
45 weeks ago

Northampton

Live in Northampton

Would be nice to attend

Put me on the list please xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Live in Northampton

Would be nice to attend

Put me on the list please xx"

Okey dokey not a problem I'll pop you on the list

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Bumping Grumpy

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"Bumping Grumpy "

Oi oi !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Thanks ...

Haven't been on much today

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"Thanks ...

Haven't been on much today "

How's the cold??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Thanks ...

Haven't been on much today

How's the cold??"

A bit better today thanks ...

Think I'll be over it tomorrow x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"Thanks ...

Haven't been on much today

How's the cold??

A bit better today thanks ...

Think I'll be over it tomorrow x"

That's good

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Thanks ...

Haven't been on much today

How's the cold??

A bit better today thanks ...

Think I'll be over it tomorrow x

That's good "

Ta

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By *itygamesMan
45 weeks ago

UK

Do you think i should come ,?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do you think i should come ,?"

I don't know should you lol ??

All are welcome providing I get a definitive yes or no

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I went to a pub and asked the barman for the wifi password. He said, “youhavetobuyabeerfirst.”

So I bought a beer and asked again for the password. He gave me the same answer.

29 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I went to a pub and asked the barman for the wifi password. He said, “youhavetobuyabeerfirst.”

So I bought a beer and asked again for the password. He gave me the same answer.

29 sleeps to go "

Oh dear

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By *icked JezebelWoman
45 weeks ago

East Midlands not

Bump

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bump "

Ta sweetie

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bump

Ta sweetie "

I'll Bump myself

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton


"Bump

Ta sweetie

I'll Bump myself "

I'd bump you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bump

Ta sweetie

I'll Bump myself

I'd bump you "

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By *hrista BellendWoman
45 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Bump

Ta sweetie

I'll Bump myself "

With both hands

28 days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bump

Ta sweetie

I'll Bump myself

With both hands

28 days to go "

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By *etite_delightWoman
45 weeks ago

BunnyLand

Thank you Grumpy! Now attending with a naughty friend. Hotel booked and waiting starts…. impatiently…

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By *hethird22Man
45 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Any females or M/F couples free ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Thank you Grumpy! Now attending with a naughty friend. Hotel booked and waiting starts…. impatiently… "

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By *iggy5Man
44 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Bumpy for Grumpy

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By *hrista BellendWoman
44 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Thank you Grumpy! Now attending with a naughty friend. Hotel booked and waiting starts…. impatiently… "

Yey

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By *hrista BellendWoman
44 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

27 days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bumpy for Grumpy"

Cheers

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By *hrista BellendWoman
44 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


""

I don't drink

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton


"

I don't drink "

Hahahahaha and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"

I don't drink

Hahahahaha and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury "

I'll confess my sins

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton


"

I don't drink

Hahahahaha and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury

I'll confess my sins "

You might be there awhile

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"

I don't drink

Hahahahaha and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury

I'll confess my sins

You might be there awhile "

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton


"

I don't drink

Hahahahaha and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury

I'll confess my sins

You might be there awhile

"

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By *hrista BellendWoman
44 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Whilst stood at the bar, the peanuts say, “Nice tie Mr!”

In the toilets, the condom machine says, “You look stupid in that tie.”

So he complains to the barman. The barman says, “The peanuts are complimentary but the condom machine is out of order.”

26 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Whilst stood at the bar, the peanuts say, “Nice tie Mr!”

In the toilets, the condom machine says, “You look stupid in that tie.”

So he complains to the barman. The barman says, “The peanuts are complimentary but the condom machine is out of order.”

26 sleeps to go "

Dear Oh Dear

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By *hrista BellendWoman
44 weeks ago

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By *hrista BellendWoman
44 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A man walks into a pub, then goes to the gents. He comes out and goes to speak to the landlord. He says, “You’ve got a great place, but my buddy was here last night, and he said you have golden urinals. Where are they?”

The landlord turns to the band and yells, “Frank, I’ve got a lead on the guy who ruined your saxophone!”

25 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A man walks into a pub, then goes to the gents. He comes out and goes to speak to the landlord. He says, “You’ve got a great place, but my buddy was here last night, and he said you have golden urinals. Where are they?”

The landlord turns to the band and yells, “Frank, I’ve got a lead on the guy who ruined your saxophone!”

25 sleeps to go "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Count me in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Count me in "

Okey dokey you're on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Thank you looking forward to it

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By *hrista BellendWoman
44 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

24 days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

24 days to go "

Better

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By *ik MMan
44 weeks ago

Lancashire

I’m ready to make my Northampton debut…if you’ll have me that is?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
44 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I’m ready to make my Northampton debut…if you’ll have me that is? "

Yey

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By *ookie46Woman
44 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I’m ready to make my Northampton debut…if you’ll have me that is? "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’m ready to make my Northampton debut…if you’ll have me that is? "

Oh god you haha ...

Be good to see ya again dude

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
44 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Thread 3 incoming

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