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"Hiya I'd love to attend the social" I have popped your name down ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hey Room for another couple? ![]() Yes there certainly is I shall put you both on the list ![]() | |||
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"Can we come along to the Northampton social please? We'll message direct too. " All sorted and on the list ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Room for a big un?! ![]() ![]() ![]() Shut ya face! I'm still 'arder than you, strong man! ![]() | |||
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"hi we would love to come, we are friends with justanhonestguy , where and what time please x" Hi there ... 7pm start in town centre , any other details should be in my opening post ^ ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd love to come if I can grumps" As stated above atm guys space full but some invariably drop out so I'll pop you down in the reserve list .. Should be fine lol ![]() | |||
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"Hey all, we'll be there on 21st. Be great to meet you all x " Cheers and you ![]() | |||
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"Morning, only 18 more days ![]() Indeed Sir .. Morning ![]() | |||
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"Cant wait to meet you all going be a fun night " Thanks.. It's always a fun evening and I always hope everyone has a lovely night ![]() | |||
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"Can we put our name down.Where will it be?" I've replied to your message ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well was gonna do what i always used to do for this and wear a suit but iv out grown ANOTHER suit life of a strongman i guess lol just have to be jeans and a shirt " Wear whatever you are comfortable in dude ...A suits a bit OTT haha ![]() | |||
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"Well was gonna do what i always used to do for this and wear a suit but iv out grown ANOTHER suit life of a strongman i guess lol just have to be jeans and a shirt Wear whatever you are comfortable in dude ...A suits a bit OTT haha ![]() I aint got a choice now anyway unless i wanna buy another suit to then out grow in the next couple of months ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well was gonna do what i always used to do for this and wear a suit but iv out grown ANOTHER suit life of a strongman i guess lol just have to be jeans and a shirt Wear whatever you are comfortable in dude ...A suits a bit OTT haha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There ya go then haha ![]() | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all ![]() Going to be a cracker ![]() | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all ![]() ![]() I don't think Hagrid is attending sadly ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Say what ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cracker .. Hagrid .. Haha ![]() | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I hope not his fucking dead! | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well im big and hairy if that helps lol | |||
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"morning bump x Cheers ![]() ![]() ![]() Just having a breather Grumps x Whats the difference between horny and hungry - where you stick the cucumber... 16 days to go ![]() | |||
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"Grumpy how do we know who is at the soical if it is a pub ? " You will be told which part of the pub you will find us at thats been reserved. ![]() | |||
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"morning bump x Cheers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah she lives .. Welcome back ![]() | |||
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"Grumpy how do we know who is at the soical if it is a pub ? You will be told which part of the pub you will find us at thats been reserved. ![]() Yes , what she said ^ ![]() | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As a non Harry Potter fan I didn’t make the connection. When I wrote that it was to voice of Frank Carson https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xDtcVlNr14s | |||
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"Can I please come to Gloria " You may of course ![]() | |||
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"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it they'll be in trouble. " Dear Oh Dear ![]() | |||
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"Would like to attend although Vivian is away with friends that weekend but would be good to attend to meet others 'in the flesh' " So it's just the male half yes?? I have a reserve list for males atm as spaces are full if that's OK ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it they'll be in trouble. " Fuck that was one of mine ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What did cinderella do when she got to the ball - Gag.... 15 days to go ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What did cinderella do when she got to the ball - Gag.... 15 days to go ![]() It's a shame you can't add the gag noise that goes with this joke on here ha ha | |||
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"Hey Grumpy - is it too late to get sign up? " I can pop you on the reserve list dude as guys spaces are currently full ![]() | |||
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"Why didn't the ghost go to the ball? He had no body to go with lol" Can't beat the classics ![]() | |||
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"Why didn't the ghost go to the ball? He had no body to go with lol Can't beat the classics ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If you are having a shit at 11.59 and the clock chimes to midnight- its the same shit, different day... 2 weeks today ![]() ![]() How very true! | |||
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"If you are having a shit at 11.59 and the clock chimes to midnight- its the same shit, different day... 2 weeks today ![]() ![]() Another Classic ![]() | |||
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"Hey Grumpy - is it too late to get sign up? I can pop you on the reserve list dude as guys spaces are currently full ![]() Thanks Grumpy | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Robbie Coltrane sadly passed away a few months ago | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Indeed sadly .. Boo knew its just her dark humour haha ![]() | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No, I said it how I said it, because I don't want a dead person turning up at the social! There was no humour to my comment! ![]() | |||
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"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it they'll be in trouble. " Someone else told me this joke yesterday! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Having a night practicing for the social with the lovely fruity, see you soon....beauts ![]() Booby huggles (*)(*) ![]() | |||
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"morning x" Good morning atleast im not the only one up at silly o'oclock lol | |||
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"If he can't accept your fruit jokes-you need to let that mango... 13 days to go ![]() Terrible ![]() ![]() | |||
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"morning x Buenos Dias ![]() Buenas noches! | |||
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"morning x Buenos Dias ![]() Indeed kind chap ![]() | |||
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"It's next week ![]() Can't believe how fast its come around x | |||
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"It's next week ![]() We can’t wait, counting the days to catch up with friends old & new ![]() | |||
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"If your American when you go in the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside the Bathroom? European ![]() I don't get it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's next week ![]() It sure has ![]() | |||
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"It's next week ![]() ![]() Who are you two ? ![]() | |||
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"If your American when you go in the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside the Bathroom? European ![]() ![]() ![]() Thick as pig shit Grumpy! European = U R Peeing in the bathroom! And you reckon you was on a TV show for intelligent people! Ha | |||
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"It's next week ![]() ![]() ![]() Don’t worry, we’ll just sit in the corner and be quiet ![]() | |||
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"If your American when you go in the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside the Bathroom? European ![]() ![]() ![]() We got there in the end haha | |||
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"To be fair, that was a terrible joke! ![]() Mine was mild compared to some of the other jokes ..... | |||
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"To be fair, that was a terrible joke! ![]() And where has our daily joke countdown women gone ... AWOL again ![]() | |||
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"How are a woman and a bar comparable- liquor in the front, poker in the back.... 11 days to go ![]() And she's back ![]() | |||
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"How are a woman and a bar comparable- liquor in the front, poker in the back.... 11 days to go ![]() ![]() Yeah sporadic Compy atm ![]() | |||
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"How are a woman and a bar comparable- liquor in the front, poker in the back.... 11 days to go ![]() ![]() ![]() Totally unacceptable ![]() | |||
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"A word from the wise. No matter how good the hand soap smells- never walk out of the toilet sniffing your hands... 10 days to go ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A word from the wise. No matter how good the hand soap smells- never walk out of the toilet sniffing your hands... 10 days to go ![]() Ewwww Compo ![]() | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know ![]() Well that’s warmer than I’m getting for after 18.00 - 9/10c, won’t notice after a while ![]() | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know ![]() ![]() Nah we deffo won't notice ![]() | |||
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"This will be our first Northampton social, looking forward to seeing you all x" Hope you enjoy it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know ![]() At least you won't slip up in the rain then grumps... ![]() | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know ![]() ![]() Admin can we get the middle finger emoji sorted please ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You could use it as a stabiliser third leg then ![]() | |||
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"Southampton meets Northampton lol ![]() Sadly no beaches here though ![]() | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cheeky Mare ![]() | |||
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"Southampton meets Northampton lol ![]() ![]() The ones around here aren't worth bothering with to be fair lol | |||
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"After 10 years of marriage, I finally found my wife's G Spot- turns out it's in the same place, as her mother's... 9 days to go ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why did the ghost not go to the party? He had no body to go with.... ![]() Oh dear ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why did the ghost not go to the party? He had no body to go with.... ![]() ![]() ![]() That was one of my better ones lol | |||
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"Southampton meets Northampton lol ![]() If its rugby we are ok By the wsy its saints v saints. | |||
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"After 10 years of marriage, I finally found my wife's G Spot- turns out it's in the same place, as her mother's... 9 days to go ![]() Why did I laugh? ![]() | |||
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"I lost my job at the keyboard factory- I wasn't putting enough shifts in..." An extra one today haha ![]() | |||
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"What do you do when a bird shits on your windscreen- don't ask her out again... 8 days to go ![]() OK I mildly chuckled at that one ![]() | |||
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"Room for 1 more solo F? " Yes of course .. I'll pop you on the list ![]() | |||
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"Room for 1 more solo F? Power tools, it's the future ![]() We aren't going to B&Q on the way to the venue!! (No offence Eden ![]() | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go ![]() This time in a week, we’ll be tucking into a full english (well my version) before making our way So looking forward to it ![]() | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go ![]() ![]() Excellent ![]() | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh dear they get worse ![]() | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Scrambling for egg based yolks.... | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go ![]() ![]() ![]() Or possibly egg-shell ent? ![]() | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go ![]() I thought I had longer! I better start my diet……. Tomorrow | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go ![]() Nah sod that haha ![]() | |||
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"FYI .. All attendees will be messaged on Tuesday regarding final venue details ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"FYI .. All attendees will be messaged on Tuesday regarding final venue details ![]() Whoop Whoop What did the O say to the Q- dude your dick is out... | |||
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"FOMO ![]() Get your arse on a train then ![]() | |||
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"FOMO ![]() ![]() You’re gonna be there though ![]() | |||
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"FOMO ![]() ![]() ![]() I shall be there too ![]() | |||
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"FOMO ![]() ![]() ![]() You don't need to keep making out you don't like me, everyone loves Boo eventually ![]() | |||
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"FOMO ![]() ![]() What Boo said ^ | |||
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"You guys aren’t really selling it to me ![]() Rude ! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"FYI .. All attendees will be messaged on Tuesday regarding final venue details ![]() I had to read that a few times until the penny dropped ![]() | |||
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