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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Hello Fabbers it's the next Northampton Social time again !!

Sat Feb 11th 7pm at a town centre venue .

Venue details will be sent out approx a week before the event .

Always a top evening but remember this is a social event only. Strictly no play or inappropriate behaviour will be tolerated .

Simply post on here or pm me if you wish to attend

Now for the bit I didn't want to put but now I have to lol... If you put your name down and don't turn up WITHOUT letting me know at all then I'm afraid I will put a note on profiles for next time .

It's common courtesy to inform me

See you all in Feb

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Checking In

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By *heeliechairMan
over a year ago

Essex

Hi, I would love to attend this please. I have sent you a message, too. Thank you Eddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the date right this time OP

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Got the date right this time OP "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy's Birthday Bump

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy's Birthday Bump "

Cheers Mr Blooms ..

I'm having a weekend off haha

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Bumping around

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Is it your Birthday Grumps? Well, Happy Birthday to you. I trust you have enjoyed a fab day?

Oh....and bump!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

Happy birthday grumpy!

May I be added to the guest list please? Fanks.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is it your Birthday Grumps? Well, Happy Birthday to you. I trust you have enjoyed a fab day?

Oh....and bump! "

It was a d thankyou

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Happy birthday grumpy!

May I be added to the guest list please? Fanks."

Cheers and yes now added

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Still on the possible list if that’s ok, acceptable, allowed, considered, ruminated, applicable and or of a satisfactory nature??

Looks like a bit of a sausage fest though.

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Bumpy Grumpy

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Still on the possible list if that’s ok, acceptable, allowed, considered, ruminated, applicable and or of a satisfactory nature??

Looks like a bit of a sausage fest though.

"

Well Grumpy is a Butcher to be fair.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Still on the possible list if that’s ok, acceptable, allowed, considered, ruminated, applicable and or of a satisfactory nature??

Looks like a bit of a sausage fest though.

Well Grumpy is a Butcher to be fair....."

Thick Meaty Ones

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Morning All

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By *lut and sirCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

guten Morgen

Looking forward to a night out

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"guten Morgen

Looking forward to a night out

"

What they said!

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.


"guten Morgen

Looking forward to a night out

What they said! "

What she said, they said….

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"guten Morgen

Looking forward to a night out

What they said!

What she said, they said…. "

What he said up there .....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

And I'll say it too

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Checking in Grumps! We’re looking forward to it

x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Checking in Grumps! We’re looking forward to it

x"

Good to hear haha ...

Morning All

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Morning Grumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi , hopefully be able to come if invited of co

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hi , hopefully be able to come if invited of co "

It's not an invite policy mate , if you wish to attend then I just put your name down so let me know for sure

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Bumping Grumpy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bumping Grumpy "

Oh really

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"Bumping Grumpy

Oh really "

Ha I didn't say which part

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By *laisir erotiqueCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Hi Grumps, just letting you know we can no longer make it. Have fun everyone. D & J X

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Bumping Grumpy "

I seriously need to wear my glasses more often....

I thought this said:

"Buming Grumpy"

Jesus! Nightmares galore

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bumping Grumpy

I seriously need to wear my glasses more often....

I thought this said:

"Buming Grumpy"

Jesus! Nightmares galore "

Thats not even a word

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hi Grumps, just letting you know we can no longer make it. Have fun everyone. D & J X"

Oh OK thanks for letting me know guys

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Bumping Grumpy

I seriously need to wear my glasses more often....

I thought this said:

"Buming Grumpy"

Jesus! Nightmares galore

Thats not even a word "

It's a "me" word so shut yer face

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bumping Grumpy

I seriously need to wear my glasses more often....

I thought this said:

"Buming Grumpy"

Jesus! Nightmares galore

Thats not even a word

It's a "me" word so shut yer face "

Well you are unique I won't argue with that

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

And what a unique bunch of fabbers we are.

Bumpity bumpy bump.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Morning All

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then "

I hope so

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so "

Best not ask her about glasses atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm "

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ? "

You're so in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ?

You're so in trouble "

It wasn't me !!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so "

Such a perv you!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ?

You're so in trouble

It wasn't me !!

"

I can see this now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ?

You're so in trouble

It wasn't me !!

I can see this now!! "

Ooops

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ?

You're so in trouble

It wasn't me !!

I can see this now!!

Ooops "

Your Halo slipped years ago Blooms, you don't fool me.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Do we still have spaces available for a single and a couple?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do we still have spaces available for a single and a couple?"

Yes but the couple will have to post on this thread or pm me privately please

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

NP, will confirm, don't put me down yet if they don't go

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ?

You're so in trouble

It wasn't me !!

I can see this now!!

Ooops

Your Halo slipped years ago Blooms, you don't fool me. "

And we all know I'm the only one that really has a halo!!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ?

You're so in trouble

It wasn't me !!

I can see this now!!

Ooops

Your Halo slipped years ago Blooms, you don't fool me.

And we all know I'm the only one that really has a halo!! "

Thats very true, still firmly in place yours

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ?

You're so in trouble

It wasn't me !!

I can see this now!!

Ooops

Your Halo slipped years ago Blooms, you don't fool me.

And we all know I'm the only one that really has a halo!!

Thats very true, still firmly in place yours "

Totally!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Morning Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four weeks tomorrow?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Four weeks tomorrow? "

Yeah we need a Compo countdown

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I'll either be celebrating exam results or comiserating failing

Tinder

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"Four weeks tomorrow?

Yeah we need a Compo countdown "

Alright I'll take up the countdown, you know me well though, so be prepared for a daily giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll either be celebrating exam results or comiserating failing

Tinder "

Good luck for those

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Four weeks tomorrow?

Yeah we need a Compo countdown

Alright I'll take up the countdown, you know me well though, so be prepared for a daily giggle "

Yay

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Four weeks tomorrow?

Yeah we need a Compo countdown

Alright I'll take up the countdown, you know me well though, so be prepared for a daily giggle "

We need a Fingers crossed emoji

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Cancel my interest, double booked

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Cancel my interest, double booked "

Please? Manners cost nothing

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By *ustanhonestblokeMan
over a year ago

northampton


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ?

You're so in trouble

It wasn't me !!

I can see this now!!

Ooops

Your Halo slipped years ago Blooms, you don't fool me.

And we all know I'm the only one that really has a halo!!

Thats very true, still firmly in place yours

Totally! "

You sure it's not a misplaced noose

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ?

You're so in trouble

It wasn't me !!

I can see this now!!

Ooops

Your Halo slipped years ago Blooms, you don't fool me.

And we all know I'm the only one that really has a halo!!

Thats very true, still firmly in place yours

Totally!

You sure it's not a misplaced noose "

Oi! Ya cheeky bleeder! Be careful now!!

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Cancel my interest, double booked

Please? Manners cost nothing "

I am deeply sorry to have offended, to make up for my lack of etiquette have me come round and do clean up on the Mrs.

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By *ustanhonestblokeMan
over a year ago

northampton


"Morning Grumps

I'll bump you later, hopefully dreamy will have her glasses on by then

I hope so

Best not ask her about glasses atm

Oh no, has she got man juice on them again ?

You're so in trouble

It wasn't me !!

I can see this now!!

Ooops

Your Halo slipped years ago Blooms, you don't fool me.

And we all know I'm the only one that really has a halo!!

Thats very true, still firmly in place yours

Totally!

You sure it's not a misplaced noose

Oi! Ya cheeky bleeder! Be careful now!! "

Oh no.... not over your knee again

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cancel my interest, double booked "

Fair enough

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Its 3 weeks today Party People.

In a celebration countdown, I shall being doing a wtf sexual positions daily piece

In the Hill.

The receiving partner simply stands facing against the wall, while the penetrating partner flips upside down and enters them from a handstand position. At that point, the receiver should probably step in as a power bottom and manage the thrusting situation (but not too aggressively, lest they topple their hand-standing partner). If the top is able to simultaneously handstand and thrust, they deserve a standing ovation

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By *winging Sally SeanCouple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border


"Its 3 weeks today Party People.

In a celebration countdown, I shall being doing a wtf sexual positions daily piece

In the Hill.

The receiving partner simply stands facing against the wall, while the penetrating partner flips upside down and enters them from a handstand position. At that point, the receiver should probably step in as a power bottom and manage the thrusting situation (but not too aggressively, lest they topple their hand-standing partner). If the top is able to simultaneously handstand and thrust, they deserve a standing ovation "

That's going to cause a rush of blood to the head... both of them!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Its 3 weeks today Party People.

In a celebration countdown, I shall being doing a wtf sexual positions daily piece

In the Hill.

The receiving partner simply stands facing against the wall, while the penetrating partner flips upside down and enters them from a handstand position. At that point, the receiver should probably step in as a power bottom and manage the thrusting situation (but not too aggressively, lest they topple their hand-standing partner). If the top is able to simultaneously handstand and thrust, they deserve a standing ovation "

Haha this will be fun

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Its 3 weeks today Party People.

In a celebration countdown, I shall being doing a wtf sexual positions daily piece

In the Hill.

The receiving partner simply stands facing against the wall, while the penetrating partner flips upside down and enters them from a handstand position. At that point, the receiver should probably step in as a power bottom and manage the thrusting situation (but not too aggressively, lest they topple their hand-standing partner). If the top is able to simultaneously handstand and thrust, they deserve a standing ovation "

Sounds like effort that one.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Its 3 weeks today Party People.

In a celebration countdown, I shall being doing a wtf sexual positions daily piece

In the Hill.

The receiving partner simply stands facing against the wall, while the penetrating partner flips upside down and enters them from a handstand position. At that point, the receiver should probably step in as a power bottom and manage the thrusting situation (but not too aggressively, lest they topple their hand-standing partner). If the top is able to simultaneously handstand and thrust, they deserve a standing ovation

Sounds like effort that one....."

And I'd fall over anyway

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Its 3 weeks today Party People.

In a celebration countdown, I shall being doing a wtf sexual positions daily piece

In the Hill.

The receiving partner simply stands facing against the wall, while the penetrating partner flips upside down and enters them from a handstand position. At that point, the receiver should probably step in as a power bottom and manage the thrusting situation (but not too aggressively, lest they topple their hand-standing partner). If the top is able to simultaneously handstand and thrust, they deserve a standing ovation

Sounds like effort that one.....

And I'd fall over anyway "

I'm not offering either.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Its 3 weeks today Party People.

In a celebration countdown, I shall being doing a wtf sexual positions daily piece

In the Hill.

The receiving partner simply stands facing against the wall, while the penetrating partner flips upside down and enters them from a handstand position. At that point, the receiver should probably step in as a power bottom and manage the thrusting situation (but not too aggressively, lest they topple their hand-standing partner). If the top is able to simultaneously handstand and thrust, they deserve a standing ovation

Sounds like effort that one.....

And I'd fall over anyway

I'm not offering either....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its 3 weeks today Party People.

In a celebration countdown, I shall being doing a wtf sexual positions daily piece

In the Hill.

The receiving partner simply stands facing against the wall, while the penetrating partner flips upside down and enters them from a handstand position. At that point, the receiver should probably step in as a power bottom and manage the thrusting situation (but not too aggressively, lest they topple their hand-standing partner). If the top is able to simultaneously handstand and thrust, they deserve a standing ovation "

They say handstands help cure baldness so put me down for a five hour session of this one.

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"Its 3 weeks today Party People.

In a celebration countdown, I shall being doing a wtf sexual positions daily piece

In the Hill.

The receiving partner simply stands facing against the wall, while the penetrating partner flips upside down and enters them from a handstand position. At that point, the receiver should probably step in as a power bottom and manage the thrusting situation (but not too aggressively, lest they topple their hand-standing partner). If the top is able to simultaneously handstand and thrust, they deserve a standing ovation

Sounds like effort that one.....

And I'd fall over anyway

I'm not offering either.....

"

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By *ilyRoseSmithWoman
over a year ago

somewhere not far from Bedford

Dishy127 and I would like to attend please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dishy127 and I would like to attend please "

Is that as singles or do you have a couples profile .

Cool either way it's just so I know what name to put on the list

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Morning Bump

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins."

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time "

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy "

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

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over a year ago


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column "

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers...

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers..."

Well I do love giving a good massage Mr Blooms

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers...

Well I do love giving a good massage Mr Blooms "

I can touch my toes without bending my knees.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers...

Well I do love giving a good massage Mr Blooms

I can touch my toes without bending my knees....."

So can I... With my walking stick

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers...

Well I do love giving a good massage Mr Blooms

I can touch my toes without bending my knees.....

So can I... With my walking stick "

Zimmer frame and then you'd fall over less

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers...

Well I do love giving a good massage Mr Blooms

I can touch my toes without bending my knees.....

So can I... With my walking stick

Zimmer frame and then you'd fall over less "

Fab needs a middle finger emoji

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers...

Well I do love giving a good massage Mr Blooms

I can touch my toes without bending my knees.....

So can I... With my walking stick

Zimmer frame and then you'd fall over less "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers...

Well I do love giving a good massage Mr Blooms

I can touch my toes without bending my knees.....

So can I... With my walking stick

Zimmer frame and then you'd fall over less

"

Don't encourage her please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers...

Well I do love giving a good massage Mr Blooms

I can touch my toes without bending my knees....."

Don't you poke yourself in the eye doing that ?

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By *oonmaceMan
over a year ago

Corby

Is there room on the list for a single male still? I can make it guaranteed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is there room on the list for a single male still? I can make it guaranteed "

Yes still room . I shall pop your name on the list

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I'm getting excited! Not long!

Cherry x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm getting excited! Not long!

Cherry x"

Be great to see ya both again

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers...

Well I do love giving a good massage Mr Blooms

I can touch my toes without bending my knees.....

So can I... With my walking stick

Zimmer frame and then you'd fall over less

Don't encourage her please "

I don't need any encouragement, my charming nature and wit comes naturally to me

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers...

Well I do love giving a good massage Mr Blooms

I can touch my toes without bending my knees.....

Don't you poke yourself in the eye doing that ? "

Pervert Blooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I had a bottle of wine and slept in this morning

20 days to go Party People

The Zombie is the perfect position for those of us who are flexible but not too flexible. (Can you bend over and touch your toes, comfortably, with your knees bent? You can handle this.) In this folded form of 69, one partner sits on the ground, while the other stands over them and bends down. This puts the standing partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the sitting partner, and the sitting partner’s genitalia front-and-center for the standing partner. Everyone wins.

Haha I'm enjoying these and learning at the same time

Don't do your back in before the 11th Grumpy

I didn't say I was going to try it , I'll snap my spinal column

I think Compo might be a Physio looking for customers...

Well I do love giving a good massage Mr Blooms

I can touch my toes without bending my knees.....

Don't you poke yourself in the eye doing that ?

Pervert Blooms "

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

19 days to go Party People

In the Standing Slide, the penetrating partner should scoot up against the wall until only their head and shoulders are touching the ground (the rest of their body should be as straight as possible, leaning on the wall). The other partner should approach them, facing their body and getting as close as possible (chest to knee-ish, depending on height). The receiving partner should then spread their legs a bit and squat until they reach their partner’s penis or strap-on. From there, they can control the depth and speed of penetration. (Think of this as an modified version of reverse cowgirl.)

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"19 days to go Party People

In the Standing Slide, the penetrating partner should scoot up against the wall until only their head and shoulders are touching the ground (the rest of their body should be as straight as possible, leaning on the wall). The other partner should approach them, facing their body and getting as close as possible (chest to knee-ish, depending on height). The receiving partner should then spread their legs a bit and squat until they reach their partner’s penis or strap-on. From there, they can control the depth and speed of penetration. (Think of this as an modified version of reverse cowgirl.)"

..sounds like effort for a Monday morning.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"19 days to go Party People

In the Standing Slide, the penetrating partner should scoot up against the wall until only their head and shoulders are touching the ground (the rest of their body should be as straight as possible, leaning on the wall). The other partner should approach them, facing their body and getting as close as possible (chest to knee-ish, depending on height). The receiving partner should then spread their legs a bit and squat until they reach their partner’s penis or strap-on. From there, they can control the depth and speed of penetration. (Think of this as an modified version of reverse cowgirl.)

..sounds like effort for a Monday morning..... "

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By *heeliechairMan
over a year ago

Essex

hey apologies if i have already asked to be added to this event but hope its not too late to squeeze a little one in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"hey apologies if i have already asked to be added to this event but hope its not too late to squeeze a little one in "

It's fine I'll add you to the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"19 days to go Party People

In the Standing Slide, the penetrating partner should scoot up against the wall until only their head and shoulders are touching the ground (the rest of their body should be as straight as possible, leaning on the wall). The other partner should approach them, facing their body and getting as close as possible (chest to knee-ish, depending on height). The receiving partner should then spread their legs a bit and squat until they reach their partner’s penis or strap-on. From there, they can control the depth and speed of penetration. (Think of this as an modified version of reverse cowgirl.)

..sounds like effort for a Monday morning..... "

How about Tuesday?

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By *NL Social SpurschickWoman
over a year ago

Social Zone


"19 days to go Party People

In the Standing Slide, the penetrating partner should scoot up against the wall until only their head and shoulders are touching the ground (the rest of their body should be as straight as possible, leaning on the wall). The other partner should approach them, facing their body and getting as close as possible (chest to knee-ish, depending on height). The receiving partner should then spread their legs a bit and squat until they reach their partner’s penis or strap-on. From there, they can control the depth and speed of penetration. (Think of this as a modified version of reverse cowgirl.)"

Visit to A&E to follow

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"19 days to go Party People

In the Standing Slide, the penetrating partner should scoot up against the wall until only their head and shoulders are touching the ground (the rest of their body should be as straight as possible, leaning on the wall). The other partner should approach them, facing their body and getting as close as possible (chest to knee-ish, depending on height). The receiving partner should then spread their legs a bit and squat until they reach their partner’s penis or strap-on. From there, they can control the depth and speed of penetration. (Think of this as a modified version of reverse cowgirl.)

Visit to A&E to follow "

Not sure anyone could pull this move off after a few shots ha ha

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"19 days to go Party People

In the Standing Slide, the penetrating partner should scoot up against the wall until only their head and shoulders are touching the ground (the rest of their body should be as straight as possible, leaning on the wall). The other partner should approach them, facing their body and getting as close as possible (chest to knee-ish, depending on height). The receiving partner should then spread their legs a bit and squat until they reach their partner’s penis or strap-on. From there, they can control the depth and speed of penetration. (Think of this as a modified version of reverse cowgirl.)

Visit to A&E to follow "

I'm saving those ones till the last week to go

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By *ilyRoseSmithWoman
over a year ago

somewhere not far from Bedford


"Dishy127 and I would like to attend please

Is that as singles or do you have a couples profile .

Cool either way it's just so I know what name to put on the list "

We have a couples profile, but it's inactive atm. We'll be attending as a couple (we are polyam)

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

18 days to go Party People

The Olympus. Wrap your legs around your partner and have them hold you up, with no walls to lean against. To make things extra challenging, only hold on with one arm—let the other wander where it may.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dishy127 and I would like to attend please

Is that as singles or do you have a couples profile .

Cool either way it's just so I know what name to put on the list

We have a couples profile, but it's inactive atm. We'll be attending as a couple (we are polyam)"

Okey dokey that's cool ill put your names down

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"18 days to go Party People

The Olympus. Wrap your legs around your partner and have them hold you up, with no walls to lean against. To make things extra challenging, only hold on with one arm—let the other wander where it may."

Do you have a copy of the Kama Sutra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello,

Any room for single males? Would love to make an appearance

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"18 days to go Party People

The Olympus. Wrap your legs around your partner and have them hold you up, with no walls to lean against. To make things extra challenging, only hold on with one arm—let the other wander where it may.

Do you have a copy of the Kama Sutra "

Noooooo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hello,

Any room for single males? Would love to make an appearance "

Yes there still is ...I will put your name down but please allow me to pm you nearer the time or you won't know the venue

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"18 days to go Party People

The Olympus. Wrap your legs around your partner and have them hold you up, with no walls to lean against. To make things extra challenging, only hold on with one arm—let the other wander where it may.

Do you have a copy of the Kama Sutra

Noooooo "

Ah I see . So these are all from personal experience

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"18 days to go Party People

The Olympus. Wrap your legs around your partner and have them hold you up, with no walls to lean against. To make things extra challenging, only hold on with one arm—let the other wander where it may.

Do you have a copy of the Kama Sutra

Noooooo

Ah I see . So these are all from personal experience "

You are more flexible than I am Mr Bump. Oh sorry I meant Grump

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"18 days to go Party People

The Olympus. Wrap your legs around your partner and have them hold you up, with no walls to lean against. To make things extra challenging, only hold on with one arm—let the other wander where it may.

Do you have a copy of the Kama Sutra

Noooooo

Ah I see . So these are all from personal experience

You are more flexible than I am Mr Bump. Oh sorry I meant Grump "

I wish I was

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"18 days to go Party People

The Olympus. Wrap your legs around your partner and have them hold you up, with no walls to lean against. To make things extra challenging, only hold on with one arm—let the other wander where it may.

Do you have a copy of the Kama Sutra

Noooooo

Ah I see . So these are all from personal experience

You are more flexible than I am Mr Bump. Oh sorry I meant Grump

I wish I was "

He can't even balance on one leg, I have a clip somewhere to prove it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"18 days to go Party People

The Olympus. Wrap your legs around your partner and have them hold you up, with no walls to lean against. To make things extra challenging, only hold on with one arm—let the other wander where it may.

Do you have a copy of the Kama Sutra

Noooooo

Ah I see . So these are all from personal experience

You are more flexible than I am Mr Bump. Oh sorry I meant Grump

I wish I was

He can't even balance on one leg, I have a clip somewhere to prove it "

It's been deleted, you always delete stuff after a certain time so I'm safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello,

Any room for single males? Would love to make an appearance

Yes there still is ...I will put your name down but please allow me to pm you nearer the time or you won't know the venue "

Thank you I’ve sent you a message anyways looking forward to seeing you all

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"18 days to go Party People

The Olympus. Wrap your legs around your partner and have them hold you up, with no walls to lean against. To make things extra challenging, only hold on with one arm—let the other wander where it may."

I'm thinking Hades and myself may have to give this a go and video it, then also post a bloopers video after....

On second thoughts, probably not a great idea with his bad back, maybe you could stand in for him?

Cherry x

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"18 days to go Party People

The Olympus. Wrap your legs around your partner and have them hold you up, with no walls to lean against. To make things extra challenging, only hold on with one arm—let the other wander where it may.

I'm thinking Hades and myself may have to give this a go and video it, then also post a bloopers video after....

On second thoughts, probably not a great idea with his bad back, maybe you could stand in for him?

Cherry x "

You two should do the Zombie

As for the Olympus... I'll happily pick you up, but I am definitely not penetrating you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Late Bumping

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

17 days to go Party People

The Cradle

Have your partner sit down as if they’re doing the butterfly stretch. Then, facing away from them, climb into their lap, and have them lift you up—knees bent. Since you’re entirely hands-free (limbs-free, really), your partner can take total control of the depth and speed of penetration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"17 days to go Party People

The Cradle

Have your partner sit down as if they’re doing the butterfly stretch. Then, facing away from them, climb into their lap, and have them lift you up—knees bent. Since you’re entirely hands-free (limbs-free, really), your partner can take total control of the depth and speed of penetration."

I like the sitting down part.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"17 days to go Party People

The Cradle

Have your partner sit down as if they’re doing the butterfly stretch. Then, facing away from them, climb into their lap, and have them lift you up—knees bent. Since you’re entirely hands-free (limbs-free, really), your partner can take total control of the depth and speed of penetration.

I like the sitting down part. "

I'm more worried about the stretching part

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"17 days to go Party People

The Cradle

Have your partner sit down as if they’re doing the butterfly stretch. Then, facing away from them, climb into their lap, and have them lift you up—knees bent. Since you’re entirely hands-free (limbs-free, really), your partner can take total control of the depth and speed of penetration.

I like the sitting down part.

I'm more worried about the stretching part "

I feel that the weight of my boobs would unbalance me at the most inappropriate moment and I'd fall forward hideously

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"17 days to go Party People

The Cradle

Have your partner sit down as if they’re doing the butterfly stretch. Then, facing away from them, climb into their lap, and have them lift you up—knees bent. Since you’re entirely hands-free (limbs-free, really), your partner can take total control of the depth and speed of penetration.

I like the sitting down part.

I'm more worried about the stretching part

I feel that the weight of my boobs would unbalance me at the most inappropriate moment and I'd fall forward hideously "

Thats ok if you're facing the other way

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"17 days to go Party People

The Cradle

Have your partner sit down as if they’re doing the butterfly stretch. Then, facing away from them, climb into their lap, and have them lift you up—knees bent. Since you’re entirely hands-free (limbs-free, really), your partner can take total control of the depth and speed of penetration.

I like the sitting down part.

I'm more worried about the stretching part

I feel that the weight of my boobs would unbalance me at the most inappropriate moment and I'd fall forward hideously

Thats ok if you're facing the other way "

Thats what I meant you pillock, I'd hit the floor in front of me that would hurt!

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By *NL Social SpurschickWoman
over a year ago

Social Zone


"19 days to go Party People

In the Standing Slide, the penetrating partner should scoot up against the wall until only their head and shoulders are touching the ground (the rest of their body should be as straight as possible, leaning on the wall). The other partner should approach them, facing their body and getting as close as possible (chest to knee-ish, depending on height). The receiving partner should then spread their legs a bit and squat until they reach their partner’s penis or strap-on. From there, they can control the depth and speed of penetration. (Think of this as a modified version of reverse cowgirl.)

Visit to A&E to follow

I'm saving those ones till the last week to go "

So far I’m thinking, I’ve got carpet burns to the back of my neck; a bloody nose from maybe falling head first…. the fella’s back is probably out by day two

Roll on the next 16 moves

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"19 days to go Party People

In the Standing Slide, the penetrating partner should scoot up against the wall until only their head and shoulders are touching the ground (the rest of their body should be as straight as possible, leaning on the wall). The other partner should approach them, facing their body and getting as close as possible (chest to knee-ish, depending on height). The receiving partner should then spread their legs a bit and squat until they reach their partner’s penis or strap-on. From there, they can control the depth and speed of penetration. (Think of this as a modified version of reverse cowgirl.)

Visit to A&E to follow

I'm saving those ones till the last week to go

So far I’m thinking, I’ve got carpet burns to the back of my neck; a bloody nose from maybe falling head first…. the fella’s back is probably out by day two

Roll on the next 16 moves "

See, on the same thinking process as myself ha ha

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet


"Happy birthday grumpy!

May I be added to the guest list please? Fanks.

Cheers and yes now added "

Hi Grumpy, just been reminded to advise you of my username change. I used to be Pickets. Very much looking forward to meeting everyone!

Oh, and if anyone has any nearby hotel recommendations they’d be gratefully received

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

16 days to go Party People

The Wheelbarrow. Simply assume the wheelbarrow position, but instead of having your partner grab your ankles, have them pull you closer—grabbing your upper thighs, instead. This should make it easy for them to penetrate you—and to control the depth and speed of thrusting.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Happy birthday grumpy!

May I be added to the guest list please? Fanks.

Cheers and yes now added

Hi Grumpy, just been reminded to advise you of my username change. I used to be Pickets. Very much looking forward to meeting everyone!

Oh, and if anyone has any nearby hotel recommendations they’d be gratefully received "

Okey dokey cool

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"16 days to go Party People

The Wheelbarrow. Simply assume the wheelbarrow position, but instead of having your partner grab your ankles, have them pull you closer—grabbing your upper thighs, instead. This should make it easy for them to penetrate you—and to control the depth and speed of thrusting."

Now this one sounds good!!

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By *NL Social SpurschickWoman
over a year ago

Social Zone


"16 days to go Party People

The Wheelbarrow. Simply assume the wheelbarrow position, but instead of having your partner grab your ankles, have them pull you closer—grabbing your upper thighs, instead. This should make it easy for them to penetrate you—and to control the depth and speed of thrusting.

Now this one sounds good!! "

….. and safer, no injuries here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Afternoon Bump

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Evening bump!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Evening bump! "

Ta lol

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By *rivateBiDancerMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Sadly can't make this one will keep a look out for the next one!

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

15 days to go Party People

The Snake. Dangling, upside down, from someone’s shoulders while giving them a blowjob. The Snake might be the most complicated take on 69 of all time—and it’s undoubtedly the most impressive.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Sadly can't make this one will keep a look out for the next one! "

No worries

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bumpety Bump

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Bumping Grumpy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bumping Grumpy "

What again

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"15 days to go Party People

The Snake. Dangling, upside down, from someone’s shoulders while giving them a blowjob. The Snake might be the most complicated take on 69 of all time—and it’s undoubtedly the most impressive."

I'f any poor bugger could lift me I'd try it ha ha ha

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By *hiteWalker77Man
over a year ago

Northampton

I’d like to attend again please.

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire


"15 days to go Party People

The Snake. Dangling, upside down, from someone’s shoulders while giving them a blowjob. The Snake might be the most complicated take on 69 of all time—and it’s undoubtedly the most impressive.

I'f any poor bugger could lift me I'd try it ha ha ha "

You see, although I have carried a partner round a room whist still engaging in rhythmic rumpus pumpus I would be worried about dropping anyone on their head with this position. Questions at A&E could be a tad awkward.

Could always give it a go though!

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

2 weeks today Party People

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"2 weeks today Party People

"

What no position of the day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’d like to attend again please. "

Okey dokey

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Saturday Bump

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"2 weeks today Party People

What no position of the day "

I'm giving all your backs a rest till mayhem on Monday. The acrobatics ones are next

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I'll either be celebrating exam results or comiserating failing

Tinder

Good luck for those "

They're cancelled now and deferred til april due to stupid train strikes as I'd have been stranded in brum if I went

Tinder

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"2 weeks today Party People

What no position of the day

I'm giving all your backs a rest till mayhem on Monday. The acrobatics ones are next "

Oh Jesus!.

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By *ilyRoseSmithWoman
over a year ago

somewhere not far from Bedford


"Dishy127 and I would like to attend please

Is that as singles or do you have a couples profile .

Cool either way it's just so I know what name to put on the list

We have a couples profile, but it's inactive atm. We'll be attending as a couple (we are polyam)

Okey dokey that's cool ill put your names down "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Morning Bump...

Why the fuck am I up at 7am on a Sunday though ...

Not impressed

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"Morning Bump...

Why the fuck am I up at 7am on a Sunday though ...

Not impressed "

13 days to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning Bump...

Why the fuck am I up at 7am on a Sunday though ...

Not impressed

13 days to go "

Can't wait

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Morning Bump...

Why the fuck am I up at 7am on a Sunday though ...

Not impressed "

Less of the swearing and get yourself to Church!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning Bump...

Why the fuck am I up at 7am on a Sunday though ...

Not impressed

Less of the swearing and get yourself to Church! "

Are there churches in hell

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

12 days to go Party People

The Superman requires serious core strength from both partners. Pretend you’re doing doggy style, with your legs wrapped around your partner’s body. Except instead of them kneeling and you lying forward, they’re standing, leaning back, and you’re suspended in mid-air. I’m not sure whether penetration happens before or after this position is assumed.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"12 days to go Party People

The Superman requires serious core strength from both partners. Pretend you’re doing doggy style, with your legs wrapped around your partner’s body. Except instead of them kneeling and you lying forward, they’re standing, leaning back, and you’re suspended in mid-air. I’m not sure whether penetration happens before or after this position is assumed."

I'll stick to actual doggy thanks

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"12 days to go Party People

The Superman requires serious core strength from both partners. Pretend you’re doing doggy style, with your legs wrapped around your partner’s body. Except instead of them kneeling and you lying forward, they’re standing, leaning back, and you’re suspended in mid-air. I’m not sure whether penetration happens before or after this position is assumed."

I would like to know if you have to put one arm forward like Superman does and can I wear a cape?

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress


"12 days to go Party People

The Superman requires serious core strength from both partners. Pretend you’re doing doggy style, with your legs wrapped around your partner’s body. Except instead of them kneeling and you lying forward, they’re standing, leaning back, and you’re suspended in mid-air. I’m not sure whether penetration happens before or after this position is assumed.

I would like to know if you have to put one arm forward like Superman does and can I wear a cape? "

I'd want a crash mat and a helmet, but sure you can have a cape

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By *NL Social SpurschickWoman
over a year ago

Social Zone


"12 days to go Party People

The Superman requires serious core strength from both partners. Pretend you’re doing doggy style, with your legs wrapped around your partner’s body. Except instead of them kneeling and you lying forward, they’re standing, leaning back, and you’re suspended in mid-air. I’m not sure whether penetration happens before or after this position is assumed.

I would like to know if you have to put one arm forward like Superman does and can I wear a cape? "

Got to be done just for the giggle

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Bumping Grumpy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bumping Grumpy "

I'm knackered now

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

11 days to go Party People

The Aquarius. If you’re really excellent at doing bridges, do one, and then have your partner penetrate you. As they do, wrap your legs tight around their butt, so you’re now half-suspended. They can handle the thrusting from here, but you can always step in as a power bottom if you feel like it. Oh and its a great position for penetration and oral at the same time. If his back can handle it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"11 days to go Party People

The Aquarius. If you’re really excellent at doing bridges, do one, and then have your partner penetrate you. As they do, wrap your legs tight around their butt, so you’re now half-suspended. They can handle the thrusting from here, but you can always step in as a power bottom if you feel like it. Oh and its a great position for penetration and oral at the same time. If his back can handle it."

I'm starting to realise how old I am

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just finishing this thread off to start the next one

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