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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or call it a dinner, or an social or an orgy.

Best location? Date?

This is a place for spitball in’ or Brian storm in’.

And saying your in, if you must.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

in

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20% of me is considering

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Somewhere near Wales would be nice.

South Wales.

UK.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Brian Stormin' would be an excellent username

And if local you know I'd love to meet you all. I'd bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have hot ladies and Rex round.

F&B I have a nice Vauxhall outside the front for you.

Everyone else, another day perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20% of me is considering "

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20% of me is considering

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?"

Fuck yes!!!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

In.

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be banned from attending?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

In if it's central

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Is it specific to the forum or the lounge?

Are you organising it Woody?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go if she goes. Or him. But may reconsider if it has to be held there. That's too far. Unless I'm deffo on a promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20% of me is considering

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?

Fuck yes!!!"

Was I a bit too eager? My bad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhere with easy transport links, dance floor and a nearby club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20% of me is considering

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?

Fuck yes!!!

Was I a bit too eager? My bad!!"

Too eager? Never. I like your party spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20% of me is considering

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?

Fuck yes!!!

Was I a bit too eager? My bad!!"

You gotta play it cool with Red! Give a little, cheeky hints of flirt...at least that's how I'm ridiculously unsuccessful anyway!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Still in, somewhere central? With a few months notice

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Im still in but sulking because red asked me

To chat and still Has me blocked - i checked

I had not blocked her…(like i had to check!!) so im in but will be subdued from my normal hilarious self… 2023 and still not had a ton of

Messages off hot chicks!! The worlds gone mad…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20% of me is considering

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?

Fuck yes!!!

Was I a bit too eager? My bad!!

Too eager? Never. I like your party spirit "

If it helps I'll wear one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhere with good commute links.

We are in.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"20% of me is considering

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?

Fuck yes!!!

Was I a bit too eager? My bad!!

Too eager? Never. I like your party spirit

If it helps I'll wear one too "

Do you want to borrow mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in for sweaty sweaty bang bang.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"20% of me is considering

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?"

I’ve a feeling you’d be all out of your Hooters top.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

If you all come to liverpool we're in

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Still in for sweaty sweaty bang bang. "
you can be Mary Popouts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20% of me is considering

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?

Fuck yes!!!

Was I a bit too eager? My bad!!

Too eager? Never. I like your party spirit

If it helps I'll wear one too

Do you want to borrow mine? "

No, we can have matching ones..just make one for me and Red

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'm in.

Had to be done.

Not sorry. Good luck in the storming OP.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20% of me is considering

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?

I’ve a feeling you’d be all out of your Hooters top. "

Me too? Oh you cheeky minx

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"20% of me is considering

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?

Fuck yes!!!

Was I a bit too eager? My bad!!

Too eager? Never. I like your party spirit

If it helps I'll wear one too

Do you want to borrow mine?

No, we can have matching ones..just make one for me and Red "

My sewing machine is taking a bashing

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Sorry Woody. No closer to a venue, but I think the dress code is sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20% of me is considering

Oh HELLO. So Hooters tops and you’re all in…?

Fuck yes!!!

Was I a bit too eager? My bad!!

Too eager? Never. I like your party spirit

If it helps I'll wear one too

Do you want to borrow mine?

No, we can have matching ones..just make one for me and Red

My sewing machine is taking a bashing "

Never heard it called sewing Machine before...is that a pet name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo"

Ah that's how I penetrate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it specific to the forum or the lounge?

Are you organising it Woody? "

Maybe. It’s still just an idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I banned yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry Woody. No closer to a venue, but I think the dress code is sorted "

I'm wearing my batman pyjamas and thats final

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Woody. No closer to a venue, but I think the dress code is sorted "

. Mankini ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I banned yet? "

No you're the centre act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo"

Human centipede one? I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry Woody. No closer to a venue, but I think the dress code is sorted

. Mankini ? "

Hooters and Mankini, nothing is optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I banned yet?

No you're the centre act "

Won't happen

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Social yes and brum/staffs/notts ish area would be nice

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Sorry Woody. No closer to a venue, but I think the dress code is sorted

I'm wearing my batman pyjamas and thats final "

And i will Be there as ‘the piddler’ in my reinforced waterproof gusseted pjs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in."

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry Woody. No closer to a venue, but I think the dress code is sorted

I'm wearing my batman pyjamas and thats final

And i will Be there as ‘the piddler’ in my reinforced waterproof gusseted pjs!! "

You know that makes it sound like you piss your PJs right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it London and I can TAKE YOU UP THE SHARD

The best sexy London joke since 2012

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ..."

You love rimming though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ..."

I'm mildly unoffended

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ..."

Yup - quite a few of them are very pretty . Which is precisely why I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not go to an existing Social, Woody ? Lots of Forum folk do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

You love rimming though "

You don't know me!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Sorry Woody. No closer to a venue, but I think the dress code is sorted

I'm wearing my batman pyjamas and thats final

And i will Be there as ‘the piddler’ in my reinforced waterproof gusseted pjs!!

You know that makes it sound like you piss your PJs right? "

It does…

But they aren’t mine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

Yup - quite a few of them are very pretty . Which is precisely why I’m in "

Fancy taking my slot? Who were you in between?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has all the ingredients to be an epic party Woody. You still haven’t confirmed if I can wear a little apron and hand out the drinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll go if I can get autographs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ..."

Old dudes will blow their back out doing the cha cha slide

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Social yes and brum/staffs/notts ish area would be nice "

Brum area would be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry Woody. No closer to a venue, but I think the dress code is sorted

I'm wearing my batman pyjamas and thats final

And i will Be there as ‘the piddler’ in my reinforced waterproof gusseted pjs!!

You know that makes it sound like you piss your PJs right?

It does…

But they aren’t mine!! "

Listen first rule for being sidekick is please stop pissing your pants you're making us look like a laughing stock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting for my attendance rejection letter

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"This has all the ingredients to be an epic party Woody. You still haven’t confirmed if I can wear a little apron and hand out the drinks."

Does fuuuuuuck yes

Make Me sound too enthusiastic???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This has all the ingredients to be an epic party Woody. You still haven’t confirmed if I can wear a little apron and hand out the drinks."

I give it 3 seconds before that aprons torn off

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By *unRunFun7965Man
over a year ago

Pittsburgh

I’ll definitely try to make it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my attendance rejection letter "

Wonko people here don't hate you ok? Stop trying to make it happen. We want you centre stage rubbing one out and we will throw our pennies at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This has all the ingredients to be an epic party Woody. You still haven’t confirmed if I can wear a little apron and hand out the drinks."

You hooters outfit won't need an apron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn’t have to be limited to one city does. 12 months in a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would happily attend a merry gathering from here. Could travel up to 3 or 4 hours from North Lincs as long as we had notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my attendance rejection letter

Wonko people here don't hate you ok? Stop trying to make it happen. We want you centre stage rubbing one out and we will throw our pennies at you"

I will do as I please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my attendance rejection letter "

No response is a response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my attendance rejection letter

No response is a response "

As per fab rules you are correct

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I'd bring cake "

I’d eat cake. Does that help?

I like this get-together idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my attendance rejection letter "

Ok, you’re not invited, Wonko.

(Except you totally are )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not go to an existing Social, Woody ? Lots of Forum folk do."

I think initial idea was just to get a big house for a weekend and having a social party of sorts. Then it evolved into this idea of forum social it seems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not go to an existing Social, Woody ? Lots of Forum folk do.

I think initial idea was just to get a big house for a weekend and having a social party of sorts. Then it evolved into this idea of forum social it seems. "

Everything gets bigger when I’m on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my attendance rejection letter

Ok, you’re not invited, Wonko.

"

Finally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my attendance rejection letter

Ok, you’re not invited, Wonko.

(Except you totally are )"

That's like saying "you're not invited, but come anyway"

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Depends where but in principle yes

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

What a gathering this would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for my attendance rejection letter

Ok, you’re not invited, Wonko.

(Except you totally are )

That's like saying "you're not invited, but come anyway" "

It's OK I won't be attending. I know I'm breaking lots of hearts saying this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not go to an existing Social, Woody ? Lots of Forum folk do.

I think initial idea was just to get a big house for a weekend and having a social party of sorts. Then it evolved into this idea of forum social it seems.

Everything gets bigger when I’m on fab

"

Woody .. your idea engorged me indeed

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

Old dudes will blow their back out doing the cha cha slide "

What makes someone an old dude?? Just checking categories

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

What are we all bringing up to the Highlands, apart from clothes (optional for some, it seems)?

I love cooking, so happy to bring food...is Nero on wine? Who's DJing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

Old dudes will blow their back out doing the cha cha slide

What makes someone an old dude?? Just checking categories "

The fab users who fart when getting up and post about not being desirable on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

Old dudes will blow their back out doing the cha cha slide

What makes someone an old dude?? Just checking categories

The fab users who fart when getting up and post about not being desirable on fab "

What is this, pick on me hour? FFS, Bruce!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

Old dudes will blow their back out doing the cha cha slide

What makes someone an old dude?? Just checking categories

The fab users who fart when getting up and post about not being desirable on fab

What is this, pick on me hour? FFS, Bruce!!"

Stop being old it's gross!

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Will we be allowed to use banned words?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/01/23 18:19:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

Old dudes will blow their back out doing the cha cha slide

What makes someone an old dude?? Just checking categories

The fab users who fart when getting up and post about not being desirable on fab "

What about those who shit themselves on standing?

#askinforafriend

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

How fabulous would that b? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks "

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

Old dudes will blow their back out doing the cha cha slide

What makes someone an old dude?? Just checking categories

The fab users who fart when getting up and post about not being desirable on fab

What is this, pick on me hour? FFS, Bruce!!

Stop being old it's gross! "

Pffft, oops pardon me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[banned words Removed by poster at 02/01/23 18:19:12]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks "

I need to know if there will be cat food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

Old dudes will blow their back out doing the cha cha slide

What makes someone an old dude?? Just checking categories

The fab users who fart when getting up and post about not being desirable on fab

What is this, pick on me hour? FFS, Bruce!!

Stop being old it's gross!

Pffft, oops pardon me "

Enjoy that Misty!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Is it specific to the forum or the lounge?

Are you organising it Woody?

Maybe. It’s still just an idea. "

Ideas are ten-penny man, get your spreadsheet out and do it.

Tip - get some practice by successfully meeting with one person before trying 500

Just kidding , In, just in case you actually do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks "

Well, you haven’t confirmed your attendance yet Midnight…

That was suitably creepy, I’ll put myself in Time Out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

Old dudes will blow their back out doing the cha cha slide

What makes someone an old dude?? Just checking categories "

Normally being old.

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over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

Well, you haven’t confirmed your attendance yet Midnight…

That was suitably creepy, I’ll put myself in Time Out "

Forum flirt tick added...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be there if there’s snacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks "

Will there be you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be there if there’s snacks "
does bread count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

Old dudes will blow their back out doing the cha cha slide

What makes someone an old dude?? Just checking categories "

When they are holding on to their walker instead of the bathroom sink when you bum them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as there’s a conga, we’re in!

Choo choo chooooooo

Human centipede one? I'm in.

I'm out. There's alot of pretty old dudes on here and knowing my luck ...

Old dudes will blow their back out doing the cha cha slide

What makes someone an old dude?? Just checking categories

When they are holding on to their walker instead of the bathroom sink when you bum them."

Is this your 2023 fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first"

Wait.. A hooters outfit

I missed that installment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be there if there’s snacks does bread count ? "

Indeed it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!"

Well that is random

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!

Well that is random "

Were you expecting a Pur’fect reply ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

Well, you haven’t confirmed your attendance yet Midnight…

That was suitably creepy, I’ll put myself in Time Out "

Well i did tell you to give me a toot on the other thread

Did i lose my seat on the minibus I'll have to sit on someones knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!

Well that is random

Were you expecting a Pur’fect reply ? "

More like pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!

Well that is random

Were you expecting a Pur’fect reply ?

More like pussy "

That’s my favourite word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can arrange a trusted +1 & it's not too onerous to travel to.... I'd be in with my best heels on

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Where do I have to go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Or call it a dinner, or an social or an orgy.

Best location? Date?

This is a place for spitball in’ or Brian storm in’.

And saying your in, if you must. "

I'm in.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

In!!!

Somewhere in the Midlands? Seems central...

Sufficient notice to get decent hotel rates and cheap train tickets. Job done!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Where do I have to go? "

Seeing as it’s you, you just have to come right here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In!!!

Somewhere in the Midlands? Seems central...

Sufficient notice to get decent hotel rates and cheap train tickets. Job done! "

Finds something she likes.

Makes a decision.

Job done.

I like this way of thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The midlands have a lot of cheap hotels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!

Well that is random

Were you expecting a Pur’fect reply ?

More like pussy

That’s my favourite word "

Mine too.. Especially when there is a cock in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The midlands have a lot of cheap hotels "

How about Leicester?

Don't think any socials are held there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In!!!

Somewhere in the Midlands? Seems central...

Sufficient notice to get decent hotel rates and cheap train tickets. Job done! "

All round to my gaff then

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m definitely in

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"In!!!

Somewhere in the Midlands? Seems central...

Sufficient notice to get decent hotel rates and cheap train tickets. Job done! "

I've PM'd Woody already but I'm happy to ask the question at a certain midlands venue this weekend. Certainly has the size required, the bar (and a separate bar alongside too), onsite accom and cheap hotels nearby and most importantly isn't a dress down club, so you can dress as glam as you wish or just smart casual. DJ and dance floor to boot.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The midlands have a lot of cheap hotels

How about Leicester?

Don't think any socials are held there? "

Dunno about Leicester but Brum has

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first"

Erm…. I’m the tailor thank you very much!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!

Well that is random "

I can't leave my cat at home alone while going up the country for an orgy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I also at least be guaranteed one blowjob please? It's a trek for flirty ATM touches!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!

Well that is random

Were you expecting a Pur’fect reply ?

More like pussy

That’s my favourite word

Mine too.. Especially when there is a cock in it "

I’ve got a cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In!!!

Somewhere in the Midlands? Seems central...

Sufficient notice to get decent hotel rates and cheap train tickets. Job done!

I've PM'd Woody already but I'm happy to ask the question at a certain midlands venue this weekend. Certainly has the size required, the bar (and a separate bar alongside too), onsite accom and cheap hotels nearby and most importantly isn't a dress down club, so you can dress as glam as you wish or just smart casual. DJ and dance floor to boot.

A"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first

Erm…. I’m the tailor thank you very much!!"

Don't fight.. You can have one tit each

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Somewhere near Wales would be nice.

South Wales.

UK."

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!

Well that is random

I can't leave my cat at home alone while going up the country for an orgy!"

You can't bring an actual pussy to a pussy orgy

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first

Erm…. I’m the tailor thank you very much!!

Don't fight.. You can have one tit each "

There’s an offer I’m not about to refuse

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first

Erm…. I’m the tailor thank you very much!!"

Can you make me one to match yours beautiful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!

Well that is random

I can't leave my cat at home alone while going up the country for an orgy!

You can't bring an actual pussy to a pussy orgy "

She's seen me have sex a few times. It's always very awkward.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first

Erm…. I’m the tailor thank you very much!!

Can you make me one to match yours beautiful? "

Absolutely. But just like everyone else - I have to measure first

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first

Erm…. I’m the tailor thank you very much!!

Can you make me one to match yours beautiful?

Absolutely. But just like everyone else - I have to measure first "

I will sit very quietly while you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first

Erm…. I’m the tailor thank you very much!!

Can you make me one to match yours beautiful?

Absolutely. But just like everyone else - I have to measure first "

FLIRT

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first

Erm…. I’m the tailor thank you very much!!

Can you make me one to match yours beautiful?

Absolutely. But just like everyone else - I have to measure first

FLIRT"

Who me? Never . I’m just very very friendly

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'd be up for it just need to know...

1: will there be food?

2: do we have to wear name tags?

Oh and if anyone needs somewhere to stay, there's plenty of room in the back of my van..... Once you've pushed the duct tape and tarpaulin aside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first

Erm…. I’m the tailor thank you very much!!

Can you make me one to match yours beautiful?

Absolutely. But just like everyone else - I have to measure first

FLIRT

Who me? Never . I’m just very very friendly "

Wanting to give orgasm friendly?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I'd be up for it just need to know...

1: will there be food?

2: do we have to wear name tags?

Oh and if anyone needs somewhere to stay, there's plenty of room in the back of my van..... Once you've pushed the duct tape and tarpaulin aside "

Not again. It smells of chloroform

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first

Erm…. I’m the tailor thank you very much!!

Can you make me one to match yours beautiful?

Absolutely. But just like everyone else - I have to measure first

FLIRT

Who me? Never . I’m just very very friendly

Wanting to give orgasm friendly?"

Nothing wrong with being giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!

Well that is random

I can't leave my cat at home alone while going up the country for an orgy!

You can't bring an actual pussy to a pussy orgy

She's seen me have sex a few times. It's always very awkward."

omg haha.... mine wouldn't leave the bed last night and i ended up orgasming into a furry face with fishy breath pressed up against mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't say no, but won't travel

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"I'd be up for it just need to know...

1: will there be food?

2: do we have to wear name tags?

Oh and if anyone needs somewhere to stay, there's plenty of room in the back of my van..... Once you've pushed the duct tape and tarpaulin aside

Not again. It smells of chloroform "

Only for the first couple of seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!

Well that is random

I can't leave my cat at home alone while going up the country for an orgy!

You can't bring an actual pussy to a pussy orgy

She's seen me have sex a few times. It's always very awkward.

omg haha.... mine wouldn't leave the bed last night and i ended up orgasming into a furry face with fishy breath pressed up against mine "

That's tab00 midnight! Couldn't you have turned your head?! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I also at least be guaranteed one blowjob please? It's a trek for flirty ATM touches!"

I’d say Ass To Mouth is more than flirty, no?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I also at least be guaranteed one blowjob please? It's a trek for flirty ATM touches!

I’d say Ass To Mouth is more than flirty, no?!"

Sure but I know you're keen to give me that experience anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

No but you need measuring up for a hooters outfit...hold on I'll warm hands first

Erm…. I’m the tailor thank you very much!!

Don't fight.. You can have one tit each

There’s an offer I’m not about to refuse "

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be snacks

I need to know if there will be cat food!

Well that is random

I can't leave my cat at home alone while going up the country for an orgy!

You can't bring an actual pussy to a pussy orgy

She's seen me have sex a few times. It's always very awkward.

omg haha.... mine wouldn't leave the bed last night and i ended up orgasming into a furry face with fishy breath pressed up against mine "

I feel sorry for the cat, I thought you was vegan...fishy breath indeed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain obvious here. You do know that people outside of fab can see these threads

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

I’m in. But knowing my luck, it’s going to be either on a date I can’t be there, or a place I can’t get to!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Captain obvious here. You do know that people outside of fab can see these threads "

What's ya point?!

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

[Removed by poster at 02/01/23 19:39:55]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Captain obvious here. You do know that people outside of fab can see these threads "

You think we should invite them too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Captain obvious here. You do know that people outside of fab can see these threads

You think we should invite them too? "
clique card holders only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 02/01/23 19:39:55]"

Since when has poster been allowed to remove sexxy ladies from the lounge social?

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

I know I'm two hours late but I heard the word orgy...

I'm in (she said, hopefully)

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Room for a little one? Bacchanalian orgy is my top NY resolution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little one? Bacchanalian orgy is my top NY resolution "

You'll be in my sex dungeon by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little one? Bacchanalian orgy is my top NY resolution

You'll be in my sex dungeon by then

"

Hold on...we all got separate rooms now? How is that a social thing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little one? Bacchanalian orgy is my top NY resolution

You'll be in my sex dungeon by then

Hold on...we all got separate rooms now? How is that a social thing??"

No outside of the orgy she will be locked in my sex dungeon

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for a little one? Bacchanalian orgy is my top NY resolution "

Have you got room for a big one?

I need a NY resolution.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know I'm two hours late but I heard the word orgy...

I'm in (she said, hopefully)"

You could yet be two hours early.

It’s still just an idea.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Hmmmm

This appears to have moved from a beautiful Social into an orgy in Brucey’s basement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm

This appears to have moved from a beautiful Social into an orgy in Brucey’s basement "

Hot women only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm

This appears to have moved from a beautiful Social into an orgy in Brucey’s basement "

That includes you sorry the way I worded that sounds horrible haha

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hmmmm

This appears to have moved from a beautiful Social into an orgy in Brucey’s basement

Hot women only!"

Fucking hell!! I’ll just rub some aloe Vera into that burn

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Hmmmm

This appears to have moved from a beautiful Social into an orgy in Brucey’s basement "

I hope its not like my basement which is full of kids toys and camping equipment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm

This appears to have moved from a beautiful Social into an orgy in Brucey’s basement "

No it’s not.

That’s his idea.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Hmmmm

This appears to have moved from a beautiful Social into an orgy in Brucey’s basement

Hot women only!

Fucking hell!! I’ll just rub some aloe Vera into that burn "

I think you will find there is a queue to help you out with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm

This appears to have moved from a beautiful Social into an orgy in Brucey’s basement

Hot women only!"

Ooft scale 100.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hmmmm

This appears to have moved from a beautiful Social into an orgy in Brucey’s basement

Hot women only!

Fucking hell!! I’ll just rub some aloe Vera into that burn

I think you will find there is a queue to help you out with that.

"

You just unbroke my heart

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Room for a little one? Bacchanalian orgy is my top NY resolution

You'll be in my sex dungeon by then

Hold on...we all got separate rooms now? How is that a social thing??

No outside of the orgy she will be locked in my sex dungeon "

If there is a swing I could be persuaded

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s still just an idea. I’m glad some others think it’s a good idea too.

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