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"A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can't orgasm because it's too hot. They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love. Begrudgingly, the friend says yes. After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the wife while the husband wafts the towel. After two minutes, the wife starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had. The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel." One more sleep Party People "What a finale! Thanks for all the Smut C, they've been brilliant  | |||
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"A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can't orgasm because it's too hot. They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love. Begrudgingly, the friend says yes. After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the wife while the husband wafts the towel. After two minutes, the wife starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had. The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel." One more sleep Party People "Haha out with a bang so to speak | |||
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"A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can't orgasm because it's too hot. They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love. Begrudgingly, the friend says yes. After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the wife while the husband wafts the towel. After two minutes, the wife starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had. The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel." One more sleep Party People "Grumpy definitely owes you a drink for doing all these jokes! | |||
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"A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can't orgasm because it's too hot. They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love. Begrudgingly, the friend says yes. After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the wife while the husband wafts the towel. After two minutes, the wife starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had. The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel." One more sleep Party People
Grumpy definitely owes you a drink for doing all these jokes! "Yes that's fair tbh .. Kept us entertained haha | |||
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"Not that you're counting or anything..... 27 Hours and 40 Minutes "Is it the final countdown, now??  | |||
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"Not that you're counting or anything..... 27 Hours and 40 Minutes
Is it the final countdown, now?? "having caught up with season 6 which finished on play lists ... I've now got a certain song in my head ... Dodododo. Bababababa. | |||
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"I’ll add a joke for the craic. Reading through gumtree and saw a 50” tv advertised for just a tenner. 6 months old picture perfect, Only issue, volume stuck on maximum. I thought, “Bloody hell, I can’t turn that down…”
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"Thread 7 omfg haha .. Don't need to say too much as it's 48 hours away now .. Guys spaces full now sorry ... Couples and Ladies spaces still available.. Social only remember no sexual activity will happen.. What you all choose to do afterwards is obviously your choice entirely.. Last Thread now before the event so come say hello "I would love to attend this if allowed ? I also have a female partner that wants to attend with me. Please do let us know if we could attend? Look forward to hearing from you soon xxx | |||
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"Be in town tomorrow night so will pop along " Males spaces are full im afraid unless some drop out  | |||
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"Thread 7 omfg haha .. Don't need to say too much as it's 48 hours away now .. Guys spaces full now sorry ... Couples and Ladies spaces still available.. Social only remember no sexual activity will happen.. What you all choose to do afterwards is obviously your choice entirely.. Last Thread now before the event so come say hello
I would love to attend this if allowed ?
I also have a female partner that wants to attend with me.
Please do let us know if we could attend?
Look forward to hearing from you soon xxx"If you are coming as a couple you will have to pm me please | |||
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"Will see you all soon for and "Certainly will Compo | |||
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"Will see you all soon for and Certainly will Compo "I hope you have polished your dancing shoes | |||
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"Will see you all soon for and Certainly will Compo
I hope you have polished your dancing shoes "You tell him | |||
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"Will see you all soon for and Certainly will Compo
I hope you have polished your dancing shoes "Not happening | |||
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"Will see you all soon for and Certainly will Compo
I hope you have polished your dancing shoes
You tell him "Shush you | |||
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"Too late to start my diet now so I’ll be going to McDonald’s for breakfast "Thats the spirit | |||
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"Not long now, just waiting on the courier with my outfit or it may be a back to the drawing board tonight
Tg x"Nothing like last minute hey | |||
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"Will see you all soon for and Certainly will Compo
I hope you have polished your dancing shoes
Not happening "That's what you said last time... | |||
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"Will see you all soon for and Certainly will Compo
I hope you have polished your dancing shoes
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That's what you said last time... "I was forced against my will last time | |||
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"Will see you all soon for and Certainly will Compo
I hope you have polished your dancing shoes
Not happening
That's what you said last time...
I was forced against my will last time "You loved it | |||
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"Not long now, just waiting on the courier with my outfit or it may be a back to the drawing board tonight
Tg x"I am still only certain about my boots and probably fishnets | |||
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"Will see you all soon for and Certainly will Compo
I hope you have polished your dancing shoes
Not happening
That's what you said last time...
I was forced against my will last time
You loved it "Not dancing tonight | |||
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"Cant wait for a drink and a giggle" I love these events. Always a good laugh. xx | |||
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"Not long now, just waiting on the courier with my outfit or it may be a back to the drawing board tonight
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I am still only certain about my boots and probably fishnets "As it stands I have nothing bloody evri!  | |||
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"Not long now, just waiting on the courier with my outfit or it may be a back to the drawing board tonight
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I am still only certain about my boots and probably fishnets
As it stands I have nothing bloody evri! "They were Hermes what do you expect .. Useless | |||
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"Not long now, just waiting on the courier with my outfit or it may be a back to the drawing board tonight
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I am still only certain about my boots and probably fishnets
As it stands I have nothing bloody evri! "Oh noooo!! Although... You naked?!? Yaaaaayyyy!!! | |||
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"Hopefully we should be with you all by 9 Marc" Was wondering where you were haha | |||
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"Thanks for a lovely night. Was great to meet you. Looking forward to the next one. Xxxx" Glad you had a good night cheers | |||
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Looking forward to a recovery roast for lunch
Superb night as always Grumps | |||
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"Another great Social ! Thanks for organising Grumps. It was great to catch up with old and new friends. "Cheers Leo | |||
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"Excellent night as always Mr Grumpy! Looking forward to the next!
Marc and Tg x"It was Cheers.. Always us lot left at the bitter end | |||
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Looking forward to a recovery roast for lunch
Superb night as always Grumps "Cheers Compo .. Roast you say | |||
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"Hanging
Looking forward to a recovery roast for lunch
Superb night as always Grumps
Cheers Compo ..
Roast you say "Ha don't you start that one
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Looking forward to a recovery roast for lunch
Superb night as always Grumps
Cheers Compo ..
Roast you say
Ha don't you start that one
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"I missed my train so didn’t make it to the pub in time, I did make it to the club but didn’t know anyone to say hello! I hope you all had a good night though "Should have messaged me mate I'd have found ya | |||
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"Thanks for a good evening guys, if anyone wants a veri I spoke to please feel free to message Me I'm crap at remembering names! " No problem at all | |||
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Looking forward to a recovery roast for lunch
Superb night as always Grumps
Cheers Compo ..
Roast you say
Ha don't you start that one
I meant the food variety, that's your perverted mind "Hungover perverted mind | |||
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Looking forward to a recovery roast for lunch
Superb night as always Grumps
Cheers Compo ..
Roast you say
Ha don't you start that one
I meant the food variety, that's your perverted mind
Hungover perverted mind "It was a heavy night tbf | |||
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"Thank you for organising the social. It was great putting a few names to faces. Will look forward to seeing some of you again
Mark "My pleasure dude | |||
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"I had a great time last night. It was good to meet some of you.Thanks for having me
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Looking forward to a recovery roast for lunch
Superb night as always Grumps
Cheers Compo ..
Roast you say
Ha don't you start that one
I meant the food variety, that's your perverted mind
Hungover perverted mind
It was a heavy night tbf "Heavy and lots of fun | |||
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"Sorry to miss this one. We'd love to come along though. When is the next?" Sometime in Fab I'd imagine.. Keep an eye out for updates | |||
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"Thanks for a lovely evening, didn't make it to the club, apologies. Nice to meet some local faces. " Thankyou for attending | |||
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"Sorry to miss this one. We'd love to come along though. When is the next? Sometime in Fab I'd imagine.. Keep an eye out for updates "*Feb not Fab ffs | |||
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"Thanks for your hospitality, Grumpy
"My pleasure Hope to see you at the next one | |||
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