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Let's see if we can get to 100 people before next week "Good news is there aren't rail strikes that weekend, so no excuses ! | |||
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Let's see if we can get to 100 people before next week
Good news is there aren't rail strikes that weekend, so no excuses ! "Is that a super dooper definite??? | |||
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Let's see if we can get to 100 people before next week
Good news is there aren't rail strikes that weekend, so no excuses !
Is that a super dooper definite???
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Let's see if we can get to 100 people before next week
Good news is there aren't rail strikes that weekend, so no excuses !
Is that a super dooper definite???
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"Thread 6...... "Whoop Whoop and the answer is 3 Dreamy | |||
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Whoop Whoop and the answer is 3 Dreamy "I knew you'd be going hard-core again that weekend! | |||
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Whoop Whoop and the answer is 3 Dreamy "I'm scared to ask the question  | |||
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"Thread 6......
Whoop Whoop and the answer is 3 Dreamy
I'm scared to ask the question "How many times Compersion is spanking me whilst I'm bent over the Pool table Mr Blooms. | |||
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Whoop Whoop and the answer is 3 Dreamy
I'm scared to ask the question
How many times Compersion is spanking me whilst I'm bent over the Pool table Mr Blooms. "I've asked you before, please do NOT share those fantasies I told you! | |||
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"A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menus above the bar. It says Hot Dog £2, Cheeseburger £5, and then curiously under deserts Handjob... He asks the waitress, "I hope you have washed your hands after serving handjobs, as I want a cheeseburger." 9 Days Party People " | |||
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"A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menus above the bar. It says Hot Dog £2, Cheeseburger £5, and then curiously under deserts Handjob... He asks the waitress, "I hope you have washed your hands after serving handjobs, as I want a cheeseburger." 9 Days Party People " | |||
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"Room for a slightly loopy one who has been missing in action for a while? I promise I'll be good and just sit in a dark corner "Yes Yes Yes 
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"Room for a slightly loopy one who has been missing in action for a while? I promise I'll be good and just sit in a dark corner "Hello stranger haha .. I'll pop your name down of course | |||
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I like the way that thumb is pointing toward your photo "Pervert | |||
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"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" 8 days Party People " | |||
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"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" 8 days Party People " Morning All | |||
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"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" 8 days Party People " | |||
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"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" 8 days Party People "Not bad this one Compo | |||
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"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" 8 days Party People
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"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" 8 days Party People
Not bad this one Compo
Don't get too excited ! "I've a couple of gems saved up for next week | |||
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"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" 8 days Party People
Not bad this one Compo
Don't get too excited !
I've a couple of gems saved up for next week "Its a tough crowd here C ! | |||
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"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" 8 days Party People
Not bad this one Compo
Don't get too excited !
I've a couple of gems saved up for next week
Its a tough crowd here C ! "I never get too excited as my face gives me away too easy when I'm lying | |||
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"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" 8 days Party People
Not bad this one Compo
Don't get too excited !
I've a couple of gems saved up for next week "I'm waiting for these ones | |||
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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?” 7 days to go Party People " like it | |||
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"Is there room for two more ?" Yes there certainly is I shall pop your names down | |||
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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?” 7 days to go Party People "Ah, clever  | |||
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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?” 7 days to go Party People "Just screams Mr Blooms this one ..... | |||
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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?” 7 days to go Party People
Just screams Mr Blooms this one ....."Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes | |||
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"Hotel is booked, looking forward to meeting new friends... "Cool see you Saturday | |||
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Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes " | |||
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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?” 7 days to go Party People
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Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes
"I'm waiting for the final one....
Needs to be good | |||
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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?” 7 days to go Party People
Just screams Mr Blooms this one .....
Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes
I'm waiting for the final one....
Needs to be good "Yes Fridays joke needs to be special | |||
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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?” 7 days to go Party People
Just screams Mr Blooms this one .....
Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes
I'm waiting for the final one....
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Yes Fridays joke needs to be special "As "special" as you? Ha ha | |||
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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?” 7 days to go Party People
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Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes
I'm waiting for the final one....
Needs to be good
Yes Fridays joke needs to be special
As "special" as you? Ha ha "Special Needs | |||
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"A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." 6 days to go Party People "Oooh, May be my favourite so far ! Happy Sunday All | |||
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"A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." 6 days to go Party People "25 days and we finally get a funny one | |||
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"A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." 6 days to go Party People "This is good..... ha ha | |||
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"A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." 6 days to go Party People
25 days and we finally get a funny one "BLOCKED | |||
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"A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." 6 days to go Party People "Hahaha best one yet | |||
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"It’s quiet today so some Sunday smut from me. Two old friends were drinking beer and chatting crap. Both had been married for many years and Dave said, ‘Let’s be honest, I love my wife but fucking the same women year after year does get boring, doesn’t it ?’ ‘Well’ replied Bob with a wink, ‘Why don’t you try another entrance ?’ ‘What !’ exclaimed Dave. ‘And risk getting her pregnant !’ "Oh god! | |||
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"It’s quiet today so some Sunday smut from me. Two old friends were drinking beer and chatting crap. Both had been married for many years and Dave said, ‘Let’s be honest, I love my wife but fucking the same women year after year does get boring, doesn’t it ?’ ‘Well’ replied Bob with a wink, ‘Why don’t you try another entrance ?’ ‘What !’ exclaimed Dave. ‘And risk getting her pregnant !’ "Hahaha | |||
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"There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. The doctor asked, "What was the problem?" The elderly man said, "Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. I tried with my left hand... nothing. So my wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth... nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth... still nothing. The doctor replied, "Wait a minute, did you say your wife's friend too?!" The elderly man answered, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup." 5 days to go Party People "Oh dear | |||
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"There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. The doctor asked, "What was the problem?" The elderly man said, "Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. I tried with my left hand... nothing. So my wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth... nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth... still nothing. The doctor replied, "Wait a minute, did you say your wife's friend too?!" The elderly man answered, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup." 5 days to go Party People "Ha ha ha ha
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Was planning a trip to Jaydees but we haven't been to a social before and we're thinking that it might be a better environment to chat and get to know some others.
Now we're unsure what to do or where to go.
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"Heya, How's the guestlist looking for Saturday? We have a rare child free night so looking to make some sexy plans
Was planning a trip to Jaydees but we haven't been to a social before and we're thinking that it might be a better environment to chat and get to know some others.
Now we're unsure what to do or where to go.
We usually like to plan way in advance so we can book accommodation - this is leaving it a bit last minute "Come along ! It is a very mixed and friendly crowd. | |||
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"Heya, How's the guestlist looking for Saturday? We have a rare child free night so looking to make some sexy plans
Was planning a trip to Jaydees but we haven't been to a social before and we're thinking that it might be a better environment to chat and get to know some others.
Now we're unsure what to do or where to go.
We usually like to plan way in advance so we can book accommodation - this is leaving it a bit last minute "The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf | |||
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"Heya, How's the guestlist looking for Saturday? We have a rare child free night so looking to make some sexy plans
Was planning a trip to Jaydees but we haven't been to a social before and we're thinking that it might be a better environment to chat and get to know some others.
Now we're unsure what to do or where to go.
We usually like to plan way in advance so we can book accommodation - this is leaving it a bit last minute "That's OK but yeah it is a social event only .. Drinks Chat and Music in a bar but obviously I would need to know by tomorrow if possible as that's when I send out the final pm's | |||
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Let's see if we can get to 100 people before next week
Good news is there aren't rail strikes that weekend, so no excuses ! "There is a Royal Mail strike planned on 13th October so I'm going to hand deliver myself on the 15th to avoid any risk me going astray in the post ?? | |||
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"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf" OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is? Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x | |||
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"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is? Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x" Loads of us make an effort, all of our evenings end in different ways if you catch my meaning. The evening after the pub is what you make it, as the socials held in a normal pub you won't want to walk in wearing the same outfits that you may have done if you were going to a swingers club is more what the above is hinting at. | |||
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"Ahhhh ok - I get ya! So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little "Thats the one
Just the pub isn't aware of it having anything to do with "fab" that's all so we keep who we all are on the low down to keep people's privacy etc etc...
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"Ahhhh ok - I get ya! So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little
Thats the one
Just the pub isn't aware of it having anything to do with "fab" that's all so we keep who we all are on the low down to keep people's privacy etc etc...
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"Ahhhh ok - I get ya! So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little "If you wish to attend I'll be sending all attendees final confirmation messages tomorrow with venue details | |||
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"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is? Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x Loads of us make an effort, all of our evenings end in different ways if you catch my meaning. The evening after the pub is what you make it, as the socials held in a normal pub you won't want to walk in wearing the same outfits that you may have done if you were going to a swingers club is more what the above is hinting at. "Exactly that. I'm wearing a nice non revealing dress that I can wear in a restaurant without people wondering if I'm on the menu | |||
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"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is? Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x Loads of us make an effort, all of our evenings end in different ways if you catch my meaning. The evening after the pub is what you make it, as the socials held in a normal pub you won't want to walk in wearing the same outfits that you may have done if you were going to a swingers club is more what the above is hinting at.
Exactly that. I'm wearing a nice non revealing dress that I can wear in a restaurant without people wondering if I'm on the menu "And I bet you're already packed! | |||
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"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is? Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x Loads of us make an effort, all of our evenings end in different ways if you catch my meaning. The evening after the pub is what you make it, as the socials held in a normal pub you won't want to walk in wearing the same outfits that you may have done if you were going to a swingers club is more what the above is hinting at.
Exactly that. I'm wearing a nice non revealing dress that I can wear in a restaurant without people wondering if I'm on the menu
And I bet you're already packed! "Of course
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Thats the one
Just the pub isn't aware of it having anything to do with "fab" that's all so we keep who we all are on the low down to keep people's privacy etc etc...
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"Ahhhh ok - I get ya! So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little
Thats the one
Just the pub isn't aware of it having anything to do with "fab" that's all so we keep who we all are on the low down to keep people's privacy etc etc...
Damn, I was going to wear my 'I'm a Fab Swinger' t-shirt to go with my PVC pants ! "But, what are you wearing to the social, as I know you rock that look on a daily basis anyway | |||
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"OK, need to chat to Mr and make a decision this evening. Will let you know "Ok you'll need to pm me to let me know , cheers | |||
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"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is? Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x Loads of us make an effort, all of our evenings end in different ways if you catch my meaning. The evening after the pub is what you make it, as the socials held in a normal pub you won't want to walk in wearing the same outfits that you may have done if you were going to a swingers club is more what the above is hinting at.
Exactly that. I'm wearing a nice non revealing dress that I can wear in a restaurant without people wondering if I'm on the menu
And I bet you're already packed!
Of course
I'm absolutelyfuckingoverexcited "Ha ha, I can picture that as well... | |||
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"Ahhhh ok - I get ya! So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little
Thats the one
Just the pub isn't aware of it having anything to do with "fab" that's all so we keep who we all are on the low down to keep people's privacy etc etc...
Damn, I was going to wear my 'I'm a Fab Swinger' t-shirt to go with my PVC pants !
But, what are you wearing to the social, as I know you rock that look on a daily basis anyway "You rotter | |||
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"Grandma and Grandpa were visiting friends overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. Ben said, "I don't think you should take one. They're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "£10.00 a pill," he replied. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one. " The next morning, Grandpa gave Ben £110 . Ben said, "I told you each pill was £10, not £110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from my wife!" 4 days to go Party People "You're on a roll this week | |||
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"I don't have a clue what to wear, I'm normally so well organised
Tg x"You've 4 days to decide haha | |||
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"Looking forward to this now. Will be good to see you all in person. " Cheers and see ya Saturday | |||
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"Grandma and Grandpa were visiting friends overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. Ben said, "I don't think you should take one. They're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "£10.00 a pill," he replied. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one. " The next morning, Grandpa gave Ben £110 . Ben said, "I told you each pill was £10, not £110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from my wife!" 4 days to go Party People
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Pm's will be sent out today to welcome you all to the social. " | |||
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"I’m pulling out for personal reasons xx Sorry Grumps xx Pix " Now I'm sad ..
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"I’m pulling out for personal reasons xx Sorry Grumps xx Pix " Ah, no-one likes to pull out.
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"The postman was on his last route before retirement when at the last house. A lady in a negligee opens the door. She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him. The postman stuffs himself and says, "Thank you, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route." She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had— Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route." She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and hands him a fiver. Confused, the mailman says, "the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is with the five pounds?" The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the postman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'Fuck ’em. Give him a fiver.' But breakfast was my idea!” 3 days to go Party People "TL;DR….. but 3 days to go!!! | |||
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"The postman was on his last route before retirement when at the last house. A lady in a negligee opens the door. She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him. The postman stuffs himself and says, "Thank you, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route." She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had— Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route." She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and hands him a fiver. Confused, the mailman says, "the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is with the five pounds?" The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the postman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'Fuck ’em. Give him a fiver.' But breakfast was my idea!” 3 days to go Party People "Saving the good ones weren't ya | |||
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"The postman was on his last route before retirement when at the last house. A lady in a negligee opens the door. She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him. The postman stuffs himself and says, "Thank you, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route." She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had— Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route." She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and hands him a fiver. Confused, the mailman says, "the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is with the five pounds?" The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the postman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'Fuck ’em. Give him a fiver.' But breakfast was my idea!” 3 days to go Party People
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"The postman was on his last route before retirement when at the last house. A lady in a negligee opens the door. She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him. The postman stuffs himself and says, "Thank you, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route." She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had— Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route." She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and hands him a fiver. Confused, the mailman says, "the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is with the five pounds?" The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the postman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'Fuck ’em. Give him a fiver.' But breakfast was my idea!” 3 days to go Party People
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"The postman was on his last route before retirement when at the last house. A lady in a negligee opens the door. She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him. The postman stuffs himself and says, "Thank you, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route." She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had— Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route." She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and hands him a fiver. Confused, the mailman says, "the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is with the five pounds?" The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the postman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'Fuck ’em. Give him a fiver.' But breakfast was my idea!” 3 days to go Party People "Crying ?????? Keep 'em coming | |||
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"How will I know who is who? Keen to meet new people and make new friends.. " Most won't lol , it's about chatting and getting to know everyone mate | |||
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"How will I know who is who? Keen to meet new people and make new friends.. " We play a game of naked Twister in the pub , soon know people then | |||
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"How will I know who is who? Keen to meet new people and make new friends.. We play a game of naked Twister in the pub , soon know people then "Yes and she cheats so I always get her arse in my face! | |||
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Yes and she cheats so I always get her arse in my face! "Hey!! I can't help the size of my butt | |||
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Yes and she cheats so I always get her arse in my face!
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"Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha Be good to see ya again
And you! It's been a long old time"Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol | |||
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And you! It's been a long old time
Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol"Well I thought my pvc crotchless catsuit with pink nipple tassels and red top hat would look amazeballs.... | |||
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"Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha Be good to see ya again
And you! It's been a long old time
Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol
Well I thought my pvc crotchless catsuit with pink nipple tassels and red top hat would look amazeballs....
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"Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha Be good to see ya again
And you! It's been a long old time
Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol
Well I thought my pvc crotchless catsuit with pink nipple tassels and red top hat would look amazeballs....
But then thought it might be a litte boring so going for the black dress boots and fishnet look ...I'm so predictable "Oh! Now I wanna see the fucking cat suit! | |||
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"Yes, not long Grumpy. Really looking forward to our fab Saturday soirée!" Really isn't long now | |||
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And you! It's been a long old time
Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol
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But then thought it might be a litte boring so going for the black dress boots and fishnet look ...I'm so predictable " | |||
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And you! It's been a long old time
Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol
Well I thought my pvc crotchless catsuit with pink nipple tassels and red top hat would look amazeballs....
But then thought it might be a litte boring so going for the black dress boots and fishnet look ...I'm so predictable
Oh! Now I wanna see the fucking cat suit! "I hope not....I'm picking her up..... second thoughts.... we might be late | |||
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"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"... 2 days to go Party People " Morning | |||
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These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home
We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....
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These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home
We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....
I'd rather I was behind you
Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse...."Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me | |||
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These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home
We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....
I'd rather I was behind you
Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....
Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me "I send my sympathy now to poor Betty and Ethel down the road from you, the next 5 minutes of their lives will be the best ever ..... | |||
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These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home
We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....
I'd rather I was behind you
Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....
Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me
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These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home
We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....
I'd rather I was behind you
Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....
Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me
I send my sympathy now to poor Betty and Ethel down the road from you, the next 5 minutes of their lives will be the best ever .....
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These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home
We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....
I'd rather I was behind you
Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....
Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me
I send my sympathy now to poor Betty and Ethel down the road from you, the next 5 minutes of their lives will be the best ever .....
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These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home
We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....
I'd rather I was behind you
Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....
Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me
I send my sympathy now to poor Betty and Ethel down the road from you, the next 5 minutes of their lives will be the best ever .....
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These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home
We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....
I'd rather I was behind you
Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....
Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me
I send my sympathy now to poor Betty and Ethel down the road from you, the next 5 minutes of their lives will be the best ever .....
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Thats what they'll both say when he pops a hip out......Rampant man is Blooms
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A guy has cancelled so as I can't pm you I've enlisted a good friend to message you mate "Sorted, thanks again | |||
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No not on this one sorry ..
I go by trust that everyone is a decent person..
Enough people know me by now so all will be fine believe me .
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Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??
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It best be a corker then
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These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home
Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??
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It's definitely pant wettingly worthy
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Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??
Last one tomorrow morning
It best be a corker then
It's definitely pant wettingly worthy
I will make sure I don't read this one until after my morning wee first then "Jeebus, TMI from you and Grumps this evening! | |||
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Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??
Last one tomorrow morning
It best be a corker then
It's definitely pant wettingly worthy
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"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?
It's me and my famous playlists
Can I ask for requests?
I will have to download some from your era......
Any George Formby will do me
Seriously at least some Everly Brothers haha "What a night this will be.... | |||
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"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?
It's me and my famous playlists
Can I ask for requests?
I will have to download some from your era......
Any George Formby will do me
Seriously at least some Everly Brothers haha
What a night this will be.... "Late December back in 63 | |||
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"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?
It's me and my famous playlists
Can I ask for requests?
I will have to download some from your era......
Any George Formby will do me
Seriously at least some Everly Brothers haha
What a night this will be.... "On that note, open new thread please Grumps! | |||
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