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"Can I just add we have limited guys spaces available left as we are top heavy on the guy front and I hope everyone would agree that it's best to have a reasonably fair mix of all ... Cheers , Grumps " I totally disagree if they're shared out equally More spaces are available to any other Males wanting to attend...... | |||
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"Can I just add we have limited guys spaces available left as we are top heavy on the guy front and I hope everyone would agree that it's best to have a reasonably fair mix of all ... Cheers , Grumps I totally disagree if they're shared out equally More spaces are available to any other Males wanting to attend...... " How many do you need for God's sake | |||
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"Can I just add we have limited guys spaces available left as we are top heavy on the guy front and I hope everyone would agree that it's best to have a reasonably fair mix of all ... Cheers , Grumps I totally disagree if they're shared out equally More spaces are available to any other Males wanting to attend...... How many do you need for God's sake " I don't even know the answer to that question to be honest. | |||
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"Can I just add we have limited guys spaces available left as we are top heavy on the guy front and I hope everyone would agree that it's best to have a reasonably fair mix of all ... Cheers , Grumps I totally disagree if they're shared out equally More spaces are available to any other Males wanting to attend...... How many do you need for God's sake I don't even know the answer to that question to be honest. " | |||
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"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs .. Doh " Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it | |||
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"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs .. Doh Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it " Hopefully people will read the opening post haha | |||
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"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs .. Doh Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it Hopefully people will read the opening post haha " People will know its just you being a bit Dim | |||
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"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs .. Doh Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it Hopefully people will read the opening post haha People will know its just you being a bit Dim " My grammer is proper good innit | |||
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"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs .. Doh Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it Hopefully people will read the opening post haha People will know its just you being a bit Dim My grammer is proper good innit " Northampton Town at its finest | |||
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"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs .. Doh Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it Hopefully people will read the opening post haha People will know its just you being a bit Dim My grammer is proper good innit Northampton Town at its finest " Whilst I wholeheartedly agree somewhat with your assessment of my towns grammatical abilities I cannot profess to concur with thy selves linguistic abilities | |||
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"Good morning with only 29 days to go till party time " Where's the joke | |||
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""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."" | |||
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""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's." That joke is older than me ! " I can't remember the 1800's though.... | |||
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""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's." That joke is older than me ! I can't remember the 1800's though...." | |||
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""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."" Compersion all is forgiven | |||
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""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's." Compersion all is forgiven " | |||
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"Hey! Trust me the joke could have been much worse, more my style but I was keeping it clean for the audience " What us bunch of angels you mean | |||
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"Hey! Trust me the joke could have been much worse, more my style but I was keeping it clean for the audience " Everyone at the Emerald Lunch Club enjoyed it | |||
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"Can I come to please Gloria " Of course you may ..I shall pop your name on the list | |||
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"Shameless bump as nobody else has " Definately a shameless bump Pinocchio | |||
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"Shameless bump as nobody else has Definately a shameless bump Pinocchio " | |||
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"Shameless bum as nobody else has Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio " Heh, you've both got nice bums | |||
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"Shameless bum as nobody else has Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio Heh, you've both got nice bums " Cheeky Bugger | |||
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"Shameless bum as nobody else has Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio Heh, you've both got nice bums Cheeky Bugger " Mines better Blooms | |||
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"Shameless bum as nobody else has Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio Heh, you've both got nice bums Cheeky Bugger Mines better Blooms " Of course, and mine is best of all but didn't want to brag | |||
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"Shameless bum as nobody else has Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio Heh, you've both got nice bums Cheeky Bugger Mines better Blooms Of course, and mine is best of all but didn't want to brag " Prove it | |||
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"Shameless bum as nobody else has Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio Heh, you've both got nice bums Cheeky Bugger Mines better Blooms Of course, and mine is best of all but didn't want to brag Prove it " I'll wear my mankini on the 15th | |||
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"Shameless bum as nobody else has Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio Heh, you've both got nice bums Cheeky Bugger Mines better Blooms Of course, and mine is best of all but didn't want to brag Prove it I'll wear my mankini on the 15th " I dare you | |||
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"Shameless bum as nobody else has Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio Heh, you've both got nice bums Cheeky Bugger Mines better Blooms Of course, and mine is best of all but didn't want to brag Prove it I'll wear my mankini on the 15th I dare you " That's a promise | |||
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"Is there any single guy spaces left at all for this? " Yes just about.. If you wish to attend I shall pop your name on the list | |||
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"Is there any single guy spaces left at all for this? Yes just about.. If you wish to attend I shall pop your name on the list " Perfect, that would be great please much appreciated | |||
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"Is there any single guy spaces left at all for this? Yes just about.. If you wish to attend I shall pop your name on the list Perfect, that would be great please much appreciated " No worries ill put your name down | |||
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"What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but can’t eat it... 4 weeks today Party People " | |||
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"What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but can’t eat it... 4 weeks today Party People " Now I really fancy....a margherita. Have a good weekend C | |||
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"What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but can’t eat it... 4 weeks today Party People Now I really fancy....a margherita. Have a good weekend C " Thank you Leo. You too x | |||
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"What does Popeye use as a lubricant? Olive Oyl... 27 days " Nothing like some early Sunday morning smut ! | |||
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"What does Popeye use as a lubricant? Olive Oyl... 27 days " Haha not bad today | |||
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"Bumpity Bump " Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? | |||
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"Bumpity Bump Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? " Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good .. Hence the status haha | |||
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"Bumpity Bump Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good .. Hence the status haha " I’ll try and round a few up for you | |||
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"Bumpity Bump Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good .. Hence the status haha I’ll try and round a few up for you " Haha no harm trying | |||
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"Bumpity Bump Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good .. Hence the status haha I’ll try and round a few up for you Haha no harm trying " I’ll even do this one for free | |||
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"Bumpity Bump Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good .. Hence the status haha I’ll try and round a few up for you Haha no harm trying I’ll even do this one for free " I can stretch to a pint | |||
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"I can stretch to a pint " For each person I get to come? Deal | |||
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"Bumpity Bump Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good .. Hence the status haha I’ll try and round a few up for you " Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself | |||
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"Bumpity Bump Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good .. Hence the status haha I’ll try and round a few up for you Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself " I’m the size of 3 men. I’ll look after her | |||
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"Bumpity Bump Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good .. Hence the status haha I’ll try and round a few up for you Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself " With muscular thighs | |||
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"Bumpity Bump Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good .. Hence the status haha I’ll try and round a few up for you Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself With muscular thighs " Compo has it right | |||
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"I do see everything you know......" Whoops | |||
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"Bumpity Bump Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good .. Hence the status haha I’ll try and round a few up for you Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself With muscular thighs " Mine have become muscular since she started chasing me | |||
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"Bumpity Bump Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good .. Hence the status haha I’ll try and round a few up for you Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself With muscular thighs Mine have become muscular since she started chasing me " Keep telling you to stop having naps during the day it's not doing you any good... | |||
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"Checking in to bookmark " Are you coming by train? Fingers crossed no strikes that day | |||
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"Checking in to bookmark Are you coming by train? Fingers crossed no strikes that day " Better blahhhdy not be!!!! Though I’m coming down on the Friday Pix | |||
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"Granny declared one afternoon "I smell cock in the air.” Her best friend looked at her and said, “No, no. I just burped.” 26 days Party People " Good one to start the week ! | |||
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"Bank Holiday Bump " Have you booked your hotel yet Leo | |||
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"Bank Holiday Bump Have you booked your hotel yet Leo " Yes, a few weeks ago. Once I found out where all the reprobates were staying I booked somewhere else | |||
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"Bank Holiday Bump Have you booked your hotel yet Leo Yes, a few weeks ago. Once I found out where all the reprobates were staying I booked somewhere else " | |||
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"Bank Holiday Bump Have you booked your hotel yet Leo Yes, a few weeks ago. Once I found out where all the reprobates were staying I booked somewhere else " Ha | |||
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"My contribution to the daily smut A man is fishing and hooks a shark, who yells, “ Heh ! I’m a magical shark and if you let me go, I’ll grant you any wish.” “All right,” the man says. “I wish my dick reached all the way to the floor.” So the shark ate his legs. " | |||
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"My contribution to the daily smut A man is fishing and hooks a shark, who yells, “ Heh ! I’m a magical shark and if you let me go, I’ll grant you any wish.” “All right,” the man says. “I wish my dick reached all the way to the floor.” So the shark ate his legs. " Oh dear Oh dear ... We'll stick to Compos ones I think | |||
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"My contribution to the daily smut A man is fishing and hooks a shark, who yells, “ Heh ! I’m a magical shark and if you let me go, I’ll grant you any wish.” “All right,” the man says. “I wish my dick reached all the way to the floor.” So the shark ate his legs. Oh dear Oh dear ... We'll stick to Compos ones I think " Harsh but fair | |||
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"" You can post now yay haha | |||
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"I nearly forgot again... 25 days to go Party People " My brilliant joke threw you off today, soz | |||
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"An woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, “I think you have the wrong room.” “You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.” 24 days to go Party People " OK, I admit I chuckled | |||
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"Some men only turn up because they have no other opportunity - I will be watching Strictly " And I'm sure you will have them queueing at your door as you watch Strictly......especially if you find a lovely sequin top and trousers set to wear. | |||
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"Hi, could you put us down for the social, please? Thank you. " I certainly will be good to see you | |||
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"Some men only turn up because they have no other opportunity - I will be watching Strictly " Sounds like a fun evening for you , you crack on mate | |||
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" " Thank you for the warm welcome | |||
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" You can post now yay haha " Finally! Thanks. | |||
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" You can post now yay haha Finally! Thanks. " | |||
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"A worm crawls exhausted out of a pile of spaghetti… It says, “Damn, that was one hell of an orgy!” 23 days Party People " Dear oh Dear | |||
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"Thats bad ha ha " | |||
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"A worm crawls exhausted out of a pile of spaghetti… It says, “Damn, that was one hell of an orgy!” 23 days Party People " | |||
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"Evening Bump " Cheers mate .. I've been busy this evening with boring life stuff haha | |||
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"A couple started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, “I wish I had a flashlight!” The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!” 22 days Party People " Hahaha have to admit that's the best one yet | |||
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"A couple started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, “I wish I had a flashlight!” The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!” 22 days Party People " I read that as 'fleshlight' at first | |||
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"A couple started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, “I wish I had a flashlight!” The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!” 22 days Party People I read that as 'fleshlight' at first " You would pervert | |||
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"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" ....." To find you at the bar? | |||
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"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" ..... To find you at the bar? " No need, just follow the Malibu trail | |||
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"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" ..... To find you at the bar? No need, just follow the Malibu trail " Rude! Should be my charming personality and wit! | |||
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"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" ..... To find you at the bar? No need, just follow the Malibu trail Rude! Should be my charming personality and wit! " True story | |||
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"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" ..... To find you at the bar? No need, just follow the Malibu trail Rude! Should be my charming personality and wit! True story " | |||
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"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" ..... To find you at the bar? No need, just follow the Malibu trail Rude! Should be my charming personality and wit! True story " That or her big _oo... tiful personality | |||
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"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" ..... To find you at the bar? No need, just follow the Malibu trail Rude! Should be my charming personality and wit! True story That or her big _oo... tiful personality " My chunky arse you mean, why you being polite you'd just say it usually ha ha | |||
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"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" ..... To find you at the bar? No need, just follow the Malibu trail Rude! Should be my charming personality and wit! True story That or her big _oo... tiful personality My chunky arse you mean, why you being polite you'd just say it usually ha ha " I'm always polite | |||
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"I'm loving the advent calendar.... A joke behind every door !" Why thank you, I cannot confirm that they will get any better as we go along though | |||
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"I'm loving the advent calendar.... A joke behind every door !" Advent Calendar? Right! Stop right there ..... those are for the month of December only! This is Compo's terrible jokes countdown to an evening of pure filth! And yes we are talking the kebab/burger shop after it finishes to soak up all the booze! ... | |||
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"Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”, I replied ” you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue” 3 weeks today Party People " Hahaha ya nutter | |||
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"Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”, I replied ” you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue” 3 weeks today Party People " Happy Weekend All | |||
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"I'm loving the advent calendar.... A joke behind every door ! Advent Calendar? Right! Stop right there ..... those are for the month of December only! This is Compo's brilliant jokes countdown to an evening of pure filth! And yes we are talking the kebab/burger shop after it finishes to soak up all the booze! ... " Ooooft | |||
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"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” 20 days Party People ( beer)" Cheers ! | |||
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"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” 20 days Party People ( beer)" Awful | |||
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"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” 20 days Party People ( beer)" Compo!! Letting the side down with that one! | |||
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"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” 20 days Party People ( beer) Compo!! Letting the side down with that one!" Heh, it's Sunday, we need one smut free day a week! (not you obvs, Dreamy ) | |||
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"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” 20 days Party People ( beer) Compo!! Letting the side down with that one! Heh, it's Sunday, we need one smut free day a week! (not you obvs, Dreamy )" Never misbehave on a Sunday | |||
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"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” 20 days Party People ( beer) Awful " I'm pretty sure I can find worse than that | |||
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"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” 20 days Party People ( beer) Awful I'm pretty sure I can find worse than that " I don't doubt it | |||
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"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” 20 days Party People ( beer) Compo!! Letting the side down with that one! Heh, it's Sunday, we need one smut free day a week! (not you obvs, Dreamy ) Never misbehave on a Sunday " Saint Boo of Northampton, you. | |||
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"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” 20 days Party People ( beer) Compo!! Letting the side down with that one! Heh, it's Sunday, we need one smut free day a week! (not you obvs, Dreamy ) Never misbehave on a Sunday Saint Boo of Northampton, you. " 100% true | |||
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"What is worse than waking up after a raging party and finding that a cock and balls drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced... 19 days Party People " Now this one made me laugh! | |||
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"What is worse than waking up after a raging party and finding that a cock and balls drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced... 19 days Party People " Happy Monday Party People | |||
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"What is worse than waking up after a raging party and finding that a cock and balls drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced... 19 days Party People " Hahaha better than yesterday's I suppose | |||
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"Well the "host" is piss poor at keeping this thread alive...... " I've had a busy day | |||
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"Well the "host" is piss poor at keeping this thread alive...... I've had a busy day " No excuse | |||
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"Well the "host" is piss poor at keeping this thread alive...... I've had a busy day No excuse " Back on it tomorrow | |||
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"I have a few seconds free so here's a bump for this, most splendid of soirees. " Cheers dude | |||
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"I would like to get an invite " You just invite yourself… you don’t get asked lol | |||
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"I would like to get an invite " Okey dokey would you like me to pop your name on the list please ?? | |||
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"I would like to get an invite You just invite yourself… you don’t get asked lol " | |||
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"What is the german word for a bra? Stoppemfromfloppen... 18 Days Party People " Do you have a book of these | |||
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"What is the german word for a bra? Stoppemfromfloppen... 18 Days Party People " Oh dear! | |||
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"What is the german word for a bra? Stoppemfromfloppen... 18 Days Party People Do you have a book of these " | |||
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"What is the german word for a bra? Stoppemfromfloppen... 18 Days Party People Oh dear! " The worst thing is I've chuckled at ALL of them | |||
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"What is the german word for a bra? Stoppemfromfloppen... 18 Days Party People " I thought it was a Wunderbra | |||
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"What is the german word for a bra? Stoppemfromfloppen... 18 Days Party People Oh dear! The worst thing is I've chuckled at ALL of them " Ha ha ha Crack on Compo, a laugh a day is healthy after all | |||
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"What is the german word for a bra? Stoppemfromfloppen... 18 Days Party People I thought it was a Wunderbra " Oh god, who let you out the broom cupboard | |||
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"What is the german word for a bra? Stoppemfromfloppen... 18 Days Party People I thought it was a Wunderbra Oh god, who let you out the broom cupboard " Well you suggested a game of sardines ! | |||
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"What is the german word for a bra? Stoppemfromfloppen... 18 Days Party People I thought it was a Wunderbra Oh god, who let you out the broom cupboard Well you suggested a game of sardines ! " I did no such thing | |||
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"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go " It's gonna be a fab night | |||
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"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go It's gonna be a fab night " Tequila.......... | |||
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"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go It's gonna be a fab night " Of course | |||
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"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go It's gonna be a fab night Tequila.........." Erm .. No | |||
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"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go " Good work, OP | |||
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"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go Good work, OP " Ta Mr Blooms | |||
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"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go " Wowsers! That's cool! What's the ratio like Grumps? | |||
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"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go Wowsers! That's cool! What's the ratio like Grumps? " Fairly even all round | |||
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"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go " good effort! Can I grab a guest list to revise ... | |||
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"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go It's gonna be a fab night Tequila.........." Yeah I'm game | |||
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