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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The time has come around again for the next Northampton jamboree .

Saturday October 15th 7pm in a town centre location . Please remember this is a social event only and strictly a non play event.

Anyone found being leery or disrespectful will be thrown out and banned from future events .If you need to book a hotel I'd advise to make it as central as possible as the event is in town centre ..

Pop your name in the thread or pm me to be on the list . Cheers . Grumps

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

2nd!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

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Can I just add we have limited guys spaces available left as we are top heavy on the guy front and I hope everyone would agree that it's best to have a reasonably fair mix of all ...

Cheers , Grumps

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I just add we have limited guys spaces available left as we are top heavy on the guy front and I hope everyone would agree that it's best to have a reasonably fair mix of all ...

Cheers , Grumps "

I totally disagree if they're shared out equally

More spaces are available to any other Males wanting to attend......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Can I just add we have limited guys spaces available left as we are top heavy on the guy front and I hope everyone would agree that it's best to have a reasonably fair mix of all ...

Cheers , Grumps

I totally disagree if they're shared out equally

More spaces are available to any other Males wanting to attend...... "

How many do you need for God's sake

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Can I just add we have limited guys spaces available left as we are top heavy on the guy front and I hope everyone would agree that it's best to have a reasonably fair mix of all ...

Cheers , Grumps

I totally disagree if they're shared out equally

More spaces are available to any other Males wanting to attend......

How many do you need for God's sake "

I don't even know the answer to that question to be honest.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Can I just add we have limited guys spaces available left as we are top heavy on the guy front and I hope everyone would agree that it's best to have a reasonably fair mix of all ...

Cheers , Grumps

I totally disagree if they're shared out equally

More spaces are available to any other Males wanting to attend......

How many do you need for God's sake

I don't even know the answer to that question to be honest. "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

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I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs ..

Doh

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs ..

Doh "

Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs ..

Doh

Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it "

Hopefully people will read the opening post haha

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs ..

Doh

Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it

Hopefully people will read the opening post haha "

People will know its just you being a bit Dim

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs ..

Doh

Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it

Hopefully people will read the opening post haha

People will know its just you being a bit Dim "

My grammer is proper good innit

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs ..

Doh

Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it

Hopefully people will read the opening post haha

People will know its just you being a bit Dim

My grammer is proper good innit "

Northampton Town at its finest

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've just realised I didn't put the word " Social " in the title ffs ..

Doh

Start thread 4.5 or ask admin nicely if they are able to change it

Hopefully people will read the opening post haha

People will know its just you being a bit Dim

My grammer is proper good innit

Northampton Town at its finest "

Whilst I wholeheartedly agree somewhat with your assessment of my towns grammatical abilities I cannot profess to concur with thy selves linguistic abilities

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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Good morning with only 29 days to go till party time

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning with only 29 days to go till party time "

Where's the joke

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

[Removed by poster at 16/09/22 07:04:50]

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's.""

That joke is older than me !

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

That joke is older than me ! "

I can't remember the 1800's though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

That joke is older than me !

I can't remember the 1800's though...."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's.""

Compersion all is forgiven

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

Compersion all is forgiven "

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Hey!

Trust me the joke could have been much worse, more my style but I was keeping it clean for the audience

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hey!

Trust me the joke could have been much worse, more my style but I was keeping it clean for the audience "

What us bunch of angels you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey!

Trust me the joke could have been much worse, more my style but I was keeping it clean for the audience "

Everyone at the Emerald Lunch Club enjoyed it

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By *he-OneTV/TS
over a year ago

Swindon

Can I come to please

Gloria

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I come to please

Gloria "

Of course you may ..I shall pop your name on the list

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Shameless bump as nobody else has

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Shameless bump as nobody else has "

Definately a shameless bump Pinocchio

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Shameless bump as nobody else has

Definately a shameless bump Pinocchio "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shameless bum as nobody else has

Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio "

Heh, you've both got nice bums

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Shameless bum as nobody else has

Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio

Heh, you've both got nice bums "

Cheeky Bugger

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Shameless bum as nobody else has

Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio

Heh, you've both got nice bums

Cheeky Bugger "

Mines better Blooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shameless bum as nobody else has

Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio

Heh, you've both got nice bums

Cheeky Bugger

Mines better Blooms "

Of course, and mine is best of all but didn't want to brag

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Shameless bum as nobody else has

Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio

Heh, you've both got nice bums

Cheeky Bugger

Mines better Blooms

Of course, and mine is best of all but didn't want to brag "

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shameless bum as nobody else has

Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio

Heh, you've both got nice bums

Cheeky Bugger

Mines better Blooms

Of course, and mine is best of all but didn't want to brag

Prove it "

I'll wear my mankini on the 15th

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Shameless bum as nobody else has

Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio

Heh, you've both got nice bums

Cheeky Bugger

Mines better Blooms

Of course, and mine is best of all but didn't want to brag

Prove it

I'll wear my mankini on the 15th "

I dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shameless bum as nobody else has

Definately a shameless bum Pinocchio

Heh, you've both got nice bums

Cheeky Bugger

Mines better Blooms

Of course, and mine is best of all but didn't want to brag

Prove it

I'll wear my mankini on the 15th

I dare you "

That's a promise

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Is there any single guy spaces left at all for this?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is there any single guy spaces left at all for this? "

Yes just about.. If you wish to attend I shall pop your name on the list

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Is there any single guy spaces left at all for this?

Yes just about.. If you wish to attend I shall pop your name on the list "

Perfect, that would be great please much appreciated

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is there any single guy spaces left at all for this?

Yes just about.. If you wish to attend I shall pop your name on the list

Perfect, that would be great please much appreciated "

No worries ill put your name down

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but can’t eat it...

4 weeks today Party People

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but can’t eat it...

4 weeks today Party People "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but can’t eat it...

4 weeks today Party People "

Now I really fancy....a margherita.

Have a good weekend C

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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"What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but can’t eat it...

4 weeks today Party People

Now I really fancy....a margherita.

Have a good weekend C "

Thank you Leo. You too x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Checking in

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturday bump

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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What does Popeye use as a lubricant?

Olive Oyl...

27 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does Popeye use as a lubricant?

Olive Oyl...

27 days "

Nothing like some early Sunday morning smut !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What does Popeye use as a lubricant?

Olive Oyl...

27 days "

Haha not bad today

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bumpity Bump

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Bumpity Bump "

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bumpity Bump

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples? "

Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good ..

Hence the status haha

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Bumpity Bump

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples?

Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good ..

Hence the status haha "

I’ll try and round a few up for you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bumpity Bump

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples?

Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good ..

Hence the status haha

I’ll try and round a few up for you "

Haha no harm trying

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Bumpity Bump

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples?

Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good ..

Hence the status haha

I’ll try and round a few up for you

Haha no harm trying "

I’ll even do this one for free

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bumpity Bump

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples?

Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good ..

Hence the status haha

I’ll try and round a few up for you

Haha no harm trying

I’ll even do this one for free "

I can stretch to a pint

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"I can stretch to a pint "

For each person I get to come? Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bumpity Bump

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples?

Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good ..

Hence the status haha

I’ll try and round a few up for you "

Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Bumpity Bump

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples?

Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good ..

Hence the status haha

I’ll try and round a few up for you

Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself "

I’m the size of 3 men. I’ll look after her

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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"Bumpity Bump

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples?

Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good ..

Hence the status haha

I’ll try and round a few up for you

Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself "

With muscular thighs

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I do see everything you know......

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Bumpity Bump

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples?

Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good ..

Hence the status haha

I’ll try and round a few up for you

Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself

With muscular thighs "

Compo has it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do see everything you know......"

Whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bumpity Bump

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples?

Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good ..

Hence the status haha

I’ll try and round a few up for you

Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself

With muscular thighs "

Mine have become muscular since she started chasing me

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Bumpity Bump

Speaking of bumps. How are we looking for women and couples?

Not too bad although currently the last week or so not as good ..

Hence the status haha

I’ll try and round a few up for you

Don't tell Dreamy Boo, she likes at least three men to herself

With muscular thighs

Mine have become muscular since she started chasing me "

Keep telling you to stop having naps during the day it's not doing you any good...

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

Checking in to bookmark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Checking in to bookmark "

Are you coming by train? Fingers crossed no strikes that day

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester


"Checking in to bookmark

Are you coming by train? Fingers crossed no strikes that day "

Better blahhhdy not be!!!!

Though I’m coming down on the Friday

Pix

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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Granny declared one afternoon "I smell cock in the air.” Her best friend looked at her and said, “No, no. I just burped.”

26 days Party People

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over a year ago


"Granny declared one afternoon "I smell cock in the air.” Her best friend looked at her and said, “No, no. I just burped.”

26 days Party People "

Good one to start the week !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bank Holiday Bump

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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"Bank Holiday Bump "

Have you booked your hotel yet Leo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm back haha .. Been a sad day and I've not been on fab but I'm back on it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bank Holiday Bump

Have you booked your hotel yet Leo "

Yes, a few weeks ago. Once I found out where all the reprobates were staying I booked somewhere else

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bank Holiday Bump

Have you booked your hotel yet Leo

Yes, a few weeks ago. Once I found out where all the reprobates were staying I booked somewhere else "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My contribution to the daily smut

A man is fishing and hooks a shark, who yells, “ Heh ! I’m a magical shark and if you let me go, I’ll grant you any wish.”

“All right,” the man says. “I wish my dick reached all the way to the floor.”

So the shark ate his legs.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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"Bank Holiday Bump

Have you booked your hotel yet Leo

Yes, a few weeks ago. Once I found out where all the reprobates were staying I booked somewhere else "

Ha

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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"My contribution to the daily smut

A man is fishing and hooks a shark, who yells, “ Heh ! I’m a magical shark and if you let me go, I’ll grant you any wish.”

“All right,” the man says. “I wish my dick reached all the way to the floor.”

So the shark ate his legs.

"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My contribution to the daily smut

A man is fishing and hooks a shark, who yells, “ Heh ! I’m a magical shark and if you let me go, I’ll grant you any wish.”

“All right,” the man says. “I wish my dick reached all the way to the floor.”

So the shark ate his legs.

"

Oh dear Oh dear ...

We'll stick to Compos ones I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My contribution to the daily smut

A man is fishing and hooks a shark, who yells, “ Heh ! I’m a magical shark and if you let me go, I’ll grant you any wish.”

“All right,” the man says. “I wish my dick reached all the way to the floor.”

So the shark ate his legs.

Oh dear Oh dear ...

We'll stick to Compos ones I think "

Harsh but fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

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""

You can post now yay haha

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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I nearly forgot again... 25 days to go Party People

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nearly forgot again... 25 days to go Party People "

My brilliant joke threw you off today, soz

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Shameless evening Bump

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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An woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off her clothes, and spread her legs.

The dentist said, “I think you have the wrong room.” “You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”

24 days to go Party People

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"An woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off her clothes, and spread her legs.

The dentist said, “I think you have the wrong room.” “You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”

24 days to go Party People "

OK, I admit I chuckled

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

Hi, could you put us down for the social, please? Thank you.

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By *ene GuyMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Some men only turn up because they have no other opportunity - I will be watching Strictly

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Some men only turn up because they have no other opportunity - I will be watching Strictly "

And I'm sure you will have them queueing at your door as you watch Strictly......especially if you find a lovely sequin top and trousers set to wear.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hi, could you put us down for the social, please? Thank you. "

I certainly will be good to see you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Some men only turn up because they have no other opportunity - I will be watching Strictly "

Sounds like a fun evening for you , you crack on mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

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Thank you for the warm welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You can post now yay haha "

Finally! Thanks.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

You can post now yay haha

Finally! Thanks. "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Bump

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A worm crawls exhausted out of a pile of spaghetti…

It says, “Damn, that was one hell of an orgy!”

23 days Party People

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A worm crawls exhausted out of a pile of spaghetti…

It says, “Damn, that was one hell of an orgy!”

23 days Party People "

Dear oh Dear

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Thats bad ha ha

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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"Thats bad ha ha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A worm crawls exhausted out of a pile of spaghetti…

It says, “Damn, that was one hell of an orgy!”

23 days Party People "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Bump

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Evening Bump "

Cheers mate ..

I've been busy this evening with boring life stuff haha

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A couple started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says,

“I wish I had a flashlight!” The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

22 days Party People

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A couple started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says,

“I wish I had a flashlight!” The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

22 days Party People "

Hahaha have to admit that's the best one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A couple started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says,

“I wish I had a flashlight!” The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

22 days Party People "

I read that as 'fleshlight' at first

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A couple started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says,

“I wish I had a flashlight!” The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

22 days Party People

I read that as 'fleshlight' at first

"

You would pervert

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" .....

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" ....."

To find you at the bar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" .....

To find you at the bar? "

No need, just follow the Malibu trail

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" .....

To find you at the bar?

No need, just follow the Malibu trail "

Rude!

Should be my charming personality and wit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" .....

To find you at the bar?

No need, just follow the Malibu trail

Rude!

Should be my charming personality and wit! "

True story

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" .....

To find you at the bar?

No need, just follow the Malibu trail

Rude!

Should be my charming personality and wit!

True story "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" .....

To find you at the bar?

No need, just follow the Malibu trail

Rude!

Should be my charming personality and wit!

True story "

That or her big _oo... tiful personality

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" .....

To find you at the bar?

No need, just follow the Malibu trail

Rude!

Should be my charming personality and wit!

True story

That or her big _oo... tiful personality

"

My chunky arse you mean, why you being polite you'd just say it usually ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"All I can say is quite a few men need to invest in a "flashlight" .....

To find you at the bar?

No need, just follow the Malibu trail

Rude!

Should be my charming personality and wit!

True story

That or her big _oo... tiful personality

My chunky arse you mean, why you being polite you'd just say it usually ha ha "

I'm always polite

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

Can you add bedsguy please Grumps?

I’ve told him to msg me you too

Pix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm loving the advent calendar.... A joke behind every door !

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I'm loving the advent calendar.... A joke behind every door !"

Why thank you, I cannot confirm that they will get any better as we go along though

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I'm loving the advent calendar.... A joke behind every door !"

Advent Calendar?

Right! Stop right there ..... those are for the month of December only!

This is Compo's terrible jokes countdown to an evening of pure filth! And yes we are talking the kebab/burger shop after it finishes to soak up all the booze! ...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

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Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”, I replied ” you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue”

3 weeks today Party People

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”, I replied ” you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue”

3 weeks today Party People "

Hahaha ya nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”, I replied ” you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue”

3 weeks today Party People "

Happy Weekend All

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I'm loving the advent calendar.... A joke behind every door !

Advent Calendar?

Right! Stop right there ..... those are for the month of December only!

This is Compo's brilliant jokes countdown to an evening of pure filth! And yes we are talking the kebab/burger shop after it finishes to soak up all the booze! ... "

Ooooft

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

20 days Party People ( beer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

20 days Party People ( beer)"

Cheers !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

20 days Party People ( beer)"

Awful

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

20 days Party People ( beer)"

Compo!!

Letting the side down with that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

20 days Party People ( beer)

Compo!!

Letting the side down with that one!"

Heh, it's Sunday, we need one smut free day a week!

(not you obvs, Dreamy )

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

20 days Party People ( beer)

Compo!!

Letting the side down with that one!

Heh, it's Sunday, we need one smut free day a week!

(not you obvs, Dreamy )"

Never misbehave on a Sunday

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

20 days Party People ( beer)

Awful "

I'm pretty sure I can find worse than that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

20 days Party People ( beer)

Awful

I'm pretty sure I can find worse than that "

I don't doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

20 days Party People ( beer)

Compo!!

Letting the side down with that one!

Heh, it's Sunday, we need one smut free day a week!

(not you obvs, Dreamy )

Never misbehave on a Sunday "

Saint Boo of Northampton, you.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

20 days Party People ( beer)

Compo!!

Letting the side down with that one!

Heh, it's Sunday, we need one smut free day a week!

(not you obvs, Dreamy )

Never misbehave on a Sunday

Saint Boo of Northampton, you. "

100% true

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

What is worse than waking up after a raging party and finding that a cock and balls drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced...

19 days Party People

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"What is worse than waking up after a raging party and finding that a cock and balls drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced...

19 days Party People "

Now this one made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is worse than waking up after a raging party and finding that a cock and balls drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced...

19 days Party People "

Happy Monday Party People

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What is worse than waking up after a raging party and finding that a cock and balls drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced...

19 days Party People "

Hahaha better than yesterday's I suppose

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Well the "host" is piss poor at keeping this thread alive......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Well the "host" is piss poor at keeping this thread alive...... "

I've had a busy day

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Well the "host" is piss poor at keeping this thread alive......

I've had a busy day "

No excuse

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I have a few seconds free so here's a bump for this, most splendid of soirees.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Well the "host" is piss poor at keeping this thread alive......

I've had a busy day

No excuse "

Back on it tomorrow

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have a few seconds free so here's a bump for this, most splendid of soirees. "

Cheers dude

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By *eeting121Man
over a year ago

Blind Adventure

I would like to get an invite

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester


"I would like to get an invite "

You just invite yourself… you don’t get asked lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

What is the german word for a bra?

Stoppemfromfloppen...

18 Days Party People

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I would like to get an invite "

Okey dokey would you like me to pop your name on the list please ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I would like to get an invite

You just invite yourself… you don’t get asked lol

"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What is the german word for a bra?

Stoppemfromfloppen...

18 Days Party People "

Do you have a book of these

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"What is the german word for a bra?

Stoppemfromfloppen...

18 Days Party People "

Oh dear!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"What is the german word for a bra?

Stoppemfromfloppen...

18 Days Party People

Do you have a book of these "

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"What is the german word for a bra?

Stoppemfromfloppen...

18 Days Party People

Oh dear! "

The worst thing is I've chuckled at ALL of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the german word for a bra?

Stoppemfromfloppen...

18 Days Party People "

I thought it was a Wunderbra

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"What is the german word for a bra?

Stoppemfromfloppen...

18 Days Party People

Oh dear!

The worst thing is I've chuckled at ALL of them "

Ha ha ha

Crack on Compo, a laugh a day is healthy after all

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"What is the german word for a bra?

Stoppemfromfloppen...

18 Days Party People

I thought it was a Wunderbra "

Oh god, who let you out the broom cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the german word for a bra?

Stoppemfromfloppen...

18 Days Party People

I thought it was a Wunderbra

Oh god, who let you out the broom cupboard "

Well you suggested a game of sardines !

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"What is the german word for a bra?

Stoppemfromfloppen...

18 Days Party People

I thought it was a Wunderbra

Oh god, who let you out the broom cupboard

Well you suggested a game of sardines ! "

I did no such thing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go "

It's gonna be a fab night

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go

It's gonna be a fab night "

Tequila..........

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go

It's gonna be a fab night "

Of course

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go

It's gonna be a fab night

Tequila.........."

Erm .. No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go "

Good work, OP

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go

Good work, OP "

Ta Mr Blooms

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire


"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go "

Wowsers! That's cool! What's the ratio like Grumps?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go

Wowsers! That's cool! What's the ratio like Grumps? "

Fairly even all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go "
good effort!

Can I grab a guest list to revise ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still looking forward to this

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My wife gave me a handjob the other day using Vaseline... I had to cum three times trying to wash that shit off...

17 days Party People

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Just to let you all know we are now on 80+ so far with 18 days to go

It's gonna be a fab night

Tequila.........."

Yeah I'm game

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