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By *up4it69- OP Couple
over a year ago

stoke

Hi dose any one use the chase and will there be any one up the Tuesday 27

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to go up the chase and see you

I have never been dogging and I think it sounds like a good idea

I am free to go up Thursday nights x

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

know this is late but i would not go to the chase for some time the dogging police are there alot now days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone go??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"know this is late but i would not go to the chase for some time the dogging police are there alot now days "
^^^^^

Seriously it is very on top up there at the minute i go up there quite a bit and there is a definate police presence all over the better known carparks for reasons such as but not limited to.

Men wanking openly on carparks near to vanillas

Men sucking each other off not very discreetly in cars and bushes

And my favourite of late an old boy riding a push bike around ansons bank stark bollock naked lol

Come on boys have some fun yeah but be discreet your killing the whole dogging scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was there last Friday, heard the police was hot on it but wernt sure if was just rumours, had my best night up there lost of fun, in a couples car. little did I no the boys in blue seen it all, after driving off they follow me and pull me up, luckily got away with a verbal warning, lessoned learned I will not been seen up there again, not worth it no matter how tempted I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that freaky man on the push bike still knocking around with no lights at 2am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen him but think would piss myself if I did,, the copper was freaky asking me what she was like, was she worth it, think he wanted to get involved on the quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol me and a female friend got pulled up the chase by a copper. Asked us to follow him and it turned out he was after poachers and was bored. After chatting to him for a bit I decided to approach in a round about way the idea of some

when a lost couple came crashing out the bushes and killed that conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was very upset, he looked like Mr Fantastic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww so you never got to see his truncheon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So instead of catching poachers shooting the deer he almost ended up shooting something himself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent coppers, the one who pulled me looked very dodgey though, if they have sat and watched us don't that make them just as bad as us haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has any1 seen that fat old ranger up there smokes a pipe and fashions himself on Davy crocket he.s another pain in the arse he's approached me a few time in my truck 1st trying to accuse me of fly tipping then trying to ask me about dogging he smelt vile too can't stand pipe smoke

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

Last time I was at the chase I was surprised to be confronted by my next door but one neighbour. She was not the least bit surprised to see me and didn't hesitate to call me over. Weirdly we haven't discussed it since. I think her husband doesn't have a clue what she gets up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few people I know up there generally the make up some pathetic excuse as to why there there generally I just reply

Really? Well I'm here dogging lol

I don't know why people get all shy and embarrassed about it

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By *caramoucheMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"is that freaky man on the push bike still knocking around with no lights at 2am?"

Thanks a million Lady Dee dee...I was not sure if anyone noticed me ..my front light is a bit dim and cannt see my back one when I'm trying to avoid the trees. Could someone rush up to me and say hi when you next see me...it will mean a lot to me because I will know I have been noticed and the spirit of stan collimore and the dogging fraternity lives!! Yeah..rock on...Cool...sweet etc.............. xxxxxxxx

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By *caramoucheMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

here are a few suggestions to muddy the waters of Robert Peels Finest.

1. Carry a bird spotting book and binoculars and learn the names of birds local to the Chase...like Blue Tit (so cold) Black Tit (winters in Nigeria) and the greater Staffie Gobbler...

2. Learn a few words of Rumanian, Albanian and Serbian and end with a sentance..." Ze dears are nice and plumpie here just likie back in my home town...we make verrry good dearie hambergers you know!"

3. Show them your Press card and explain that your doing an article and explain you are doing a legit research for an article you intend to write about nocturnal activities...might cover you for future visits and explain why you are talking to the dogging fraternity.....and/or carry a big video camera now defunct and cheap on EBay...your making films to go with it.

3. Carry a can half full and a half finished packet of chips in their paper and explain you have pulled in for a snack...just hope they don't ask for a cold chip!

4. From my Personal reserve ...I am married and Im having an affair with a nurse in Stafford officer and Im waiting here for her. We meet here before going on to a nightclub......"Hope she is going to turn up ..she is late perhaps she has been put off by the police car....(She could also be a police woman in Brum

..She is always married and therefore one can gentlemanly decline to give her details to protect her identity and her marriage...Unless the law has changed since I qualified, it is not illegal to have an affair.

All these diversionary rouses are tongue in cheek and the polite listening..or doing just nothing, not hightailing it off at high speed and .... without offering any information,excuse, rudeness, commitment, incriminating remark or argument are sensible actions and good legal modicums when questioned. Especially when the potentiality of a guilty plea is an eminent possibility.

The "No Comment" response illicits a feeling of "Ello Ello who does this cocky b think he is ? one of the Kray twins?"

These all apply of course to encounters and chance meetings with the constabulary when fully clothed...

You fully clothed ... not the policeman!!!.

Suggestion......Always carry legal documentation...photocopies of licence, insurance HGV if your one of those idiots who drive around Cannock in a 40 ton lorry... otherwise you can be asked to prove its your car, insurance etc there and then and if you dont have proof.. asked to produce them locally and the attendant documentation gets forwarded to your local station.

You could always stay at home and watch "Strictly"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you are the man on the bike who likes to drift past with no lights at 2am

My personal excuse is the 40 pictures of the same deer I show the old bobbies. Always goes down a treat when they go crosseyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst out dogging around Blidworth, an on-duty copper came over and spent ages talking and shining his torch on my stocking tops. He stayed to watch us with another couple and was an hour late clocking off his shift!! A couple of months later he came over to our car and I wanked him off over my boobs!! All whilst he was on duty, in uniform with patrol car parked up. He was asking me what he should say to his wife to convince her to do it also!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard quite a few stories about the old bill inWalsall participating in nocturnal goings on up the airport before they shut it

Incidentally it's opened up again but I here plod is red hot round there too

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By *caramoucheMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"So you are the man on the bike who likes to drift past with no lights at 2am

My personal excuse is the 40 pictures of the same deer I show the old bobbies. Always goes down a treat when they go crosseyed

Baby I bet something goes down and makes them cross eyed!!!

The bike is a subterfuge...I drive there in my Chauffeur driven Ferrari which he parks at the polish cemetery then I mount my bike and cycle the trails of the chase...Chase...what a name...what thoughts ...of Norman nobles chasing maidens through the thicket. not a lot different! Madam I allways have mt lights on...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This dude has no lights, so it can not be you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a man with handcuffs

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By *caramoucheMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Whilst out dogging around Blidworth, an on-duty copper came over and spent ages talking and shining his torch on my stocking tops. He stayed to watch us with another couple and was an hour late clocking off his shift!! A couple of months later he came over to our car and I wanked him off over my boobs!! All whilst he was on duty, in uniform with patrol car parked up. He was asking me what he should say to his wife to convince her to do it also!! "

There is an old saying at Blid...beware of Greek coppers bearing false torches....

he probably rented the uniform...oh and spent two days labelling the car.......great initiative baby, well done lovely lady xxx you are repaying our noble peeler's and changing their attitude to our harmless fun...next time get the whips out and get him to move the rocks at the top car park! XXXXXXxx Scara

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By *caramoucheMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

My lights are Halogen laser they switch off when they meet eye contact ...but I can still see what I am looking at.....

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By *caramoucheMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I love a man with handcuffs

Why is it that women with lovely breasts ALL love their wrists shackled? perhaps its because it prevents them using their hands to uplift their breasts with enticing nipples allowing them to use their tongue to start that flush of blood. and arouse.... All things I see on my bike.

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By *te morganMan
over a year ago

sutton coldfield

"I heard quite a few stories about the old bill inWalsall participating in nocturnal goings on up the airport before they shut it

Incidentally it's opened up again but I here plod is red hot round there too

There was a regular plod at the nature reserve ( smart patrol car too) .... Did a great job and didn't bother the usuals but kept all the boy racers away lol

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By *caramoucheMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Handcuffs are cheap today...cheaper than yesterday....

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By *caramoucheMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I heard quite a few stories about the old bill inWalsall participating in nocturnal goings on up the airport before they shut it

Incidentally it's opened up again but I here plod is red hot round there too

There was a regular plod at the nature reserve ( smart patrol car too) .... Did a great job and didn't bother the usuals but kept all the boy racers away lol

I was there the other night...police car with spotlight came in at a high rate of Knots and shone everywhere. I had me Coke and Chips....three days old ....on the dash and scoffed them for effect!! they never missed a beat.... I can hear the d0ggers proverbial complaint....Why do they sit in their cars ..why dont they come over and talk to us!!!! same for the peelers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still like a man in handcuffs, and three day old chips... you know how to attract a girl

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By *caramoucheMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Still like a man in handcuffs, and three day old chips... you know how to attract a girl

Roses are red Violets are blue...Ill wait down the Airport to share chips with you...XXXXxx Id even buy fresh ones from the chip shop down the road.... click...click...get out of those Rose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please do not buy me chips from the chipshop by the airport, what have I done to offend you?

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By *caramoucheMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Please do not buy me chips from the chipshop by the airport, what have I done to offend you?

LOL Beware of Greeks...no not Greeks...Irishmen bearing false chips!!!

OK a salad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol battered ones are fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a problem with the chippy apart from the spotty little git serving putting the wrong sauce on my kebab little turd.....

Has any1 tried the cafe over the road daytime

Jesus the coffees like musmud an the last time I went there for a sausage bap

No pun intended

I had to walk off the reesty looking geezer serving was scratching his arsenal while he buttered me bap

Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We really need an edit button here

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

"Hi dose any one use the chase and will there be any one up the Tuesday 27 "

theres an article in the local press recently about cutting rural crime which includes poaching on the Chase,its also mentioned on the police website.

this time of year the Deer are rutting (swingers are too!) and the poachers are out with bows etc to fulfil Xmas orders.

stands to reason anyone there being 'indiscreet' on public land will be fair game too.

never see anyone actually being charged and prosecuted, at least if they are it hasn't made the press, well not since Stan. the police website also shows recent convictions

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