FabSwingers.com forum: The Secret Tea Party Halloween 2022 Official Thread

By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

The next STP will be the Halloween one on October 29th 2022.

As ever, please message us to be considered for an invitation.

All the information you need is on the profile. Read the FAQs too please.

This thread is for chatting about looking forward to the STP, not to ask for information on it, nor to ask for help on the day

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

You just couldn't wait, you had to be first

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

You just couldn't wait, you had to be first

I'm third xx

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

You just couldn't wait, you had to be first

I'm third xx"

No, no, no, your Infront

I like to look under, sorry I mean up to you

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

You just couldn't wait, you had to be first

I'm third xx

No, no, no, your Infront

I like to look under, sorry I mean up to you

You just like to admire my arse xx plus I love a man who knows his place

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Book marking

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Train and hotel booked

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By *ames WhyteMan
over a year ago

Near Manchester Airport

I'm intrigued.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Request sent........

Winston and Lady Astor

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Message sent

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Message sent

Ooh....

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I'm intrigued. "

How do you do, I'm Winston.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Book marking

Ooooft.

Winston and Lady Astor

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

If in London.

I wanna cum

xxx

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"If in London.

I wanna cum

xxx"

Bring your hat.....and a compass!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"If in London.

I wanna cum

xxx

Bring your hat.....and a compass!"

lol

^5 dude

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"If in London.

I wanna cum

xxx

Bring your hat.....and a compass!"

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"If in London.

I wanna cum

xxx

Bring your hat.....and a compass!"

Winston

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Nudging

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Nudging

Feeling nudged. Travel and accommodation arranged

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

I think we're all caught up with invites and replies.

If you've asked and we haven't replied let us know here in the thread, we *may have missed you, inbox overload.

K & Ben T

*if you sent a dick pick or asked if you could join our gang bang, missing you was deliberate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone else super confused? I go to the profile and it says come to the forum, I come to the forum and it says look at the profile..... getty dizzy here

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Message sent

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Is anyone else super confused? I go to the profile and it says come to the forum, I come to the forum and it says look at the profile..... getty dizzy here"

From their profile;

PART 2 T&Cs

*****

2. To be invited to an STP you must be a pleasant Fab forum user.

You simply have to be a forum user, that's how we got our request accepted.

Winston

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By *nasuitMan
over a year ago

Ruislip

First find the thread

Then message for an invite

I think that's how it works

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"First find the thread

Then message for an invite

I think that's how it works"

This is right

but you knew that anyway

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Is anyone else super confused? I go to the profile and it says come to the forum, I come to the forum and it says look at the profile..... getty dizzy here"

It doesn't "say come to the forum".

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

I'll be sorting out messages and full replies asap

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I'll be sorting out messages and full replies asap

KM"

Yipppeeeeeee.

Winston

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By *edandgingerCouple
over a year ago

Amersham

Yes please! Pretty please!! Can we be on the list xx

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

I would love to attend message sent.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Sending request now...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Sending request now..."

Yey

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sending request now...

Yey

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Best get a message sent ... after I check my sodding calendar!!!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I got just the shirt for this. I'll try to get of work

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I hope to be there. The green dress should get a London outing.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I hope to be there. The green dress should get a London outing.

I shall be looking into the green dress.

Winston

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I got just the shirt for this. I'll try to get of work

Oooh exciting

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I got just the shirt for this. I'll try to get of work

Oooh exciting

Unlikely to be a 3 legged race this time.

Winston

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I got just the shirt for this. I'll try to get of work

Oooh exciting

Unlikely to be a 3 legged race this time.

Winston "

For this we are thankful

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

.....An êyê watering 55 dåys tø gø__!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

.....An êyê watering 55 dåys tø gø__!"

And not a curly fry in site thank God.

Winston

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By *napppaMan
over a year ago

London

.....An êyê watering 55 dåys tø gø__!

And not a curly fry in site thank God.

Winston "

Is that a bloody ferret?!?!?

Count me in please.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

.....An êyê watering 55 dåys tø gø__!

And not a curly fry in site thank God.

Winston

Is that a bloody ferret?!?!?

Count me in please."

We stick ferrets down our keks in Yorkshire. It's a sport

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

.....An êyê watering 55 dåys tø gø__!

And not a curly fry in site thank God.

Winston

Is that a bloody ferret?!?!?

Count me in please."

I don't think Nero knows about the

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

.....An êyê watering 55 dåys tø gø__!

And not a curly fry in site thank God.

Winston

Is that a bloody ferret?!?!?

Count me in please.

I don't think Nero knows about the

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There are many things I don't know, dear Lickety. I have lead a puritanical life and am only just emerging from my chrysalis.

I've only recently learnt that Baron Winston prefers his potato to be cut, shaped, formed and cooked in traditional ways.

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By *halMan
over a year ago

North West

“May the force be with you…….Always…”

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

.....An êyê watering 55 dåys tø gø__!

And not a curly fry in site thank God.

Winston

Is that a bloody ferret?!?!?

Count me in please.

I don't think Nero knows about the

All things

will be revealed.

Winston

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'll reply to messages next time I feel alive

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"Sending request now...

Yey

Do we have too

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"I hope to be there. The green dress should get a London outing.

That dress, does get the horse chestnut roasting

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"Best get a message sent ... after I check my sodding calendar!!!

Have you got one

If you have, tell me how many days in a calendar

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Best get a message sent ... after I check my sodding calendar!!!

Have you got one

If you have, tell me how many days in a calendar

Not mamy left in mine. If your wanting one, best get in now!!!!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Sending request now...

Yey

Do we have too"

Have to what?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I got just the shirt for this. I'll try to get of work

I'm definitely off work.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I got just the shirt for this. I'll try to get of work

Oooh exciting

Unlikely to be a 3 legged race this time.

Winston "

that was fun though.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I got just the shirt for this. I'll try to get of work

I'm definitely off work.

This is good news

Winston

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

O n l y —42— Dåys to gö!....

°°•..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"O n l y —42— Dåys to gö!....

°°•.."

Yay!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

O n l y —39— Dåys To Go____

.•°•.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"O n l y —39— Dåys To Go____

.•°•.

I better start getting ready.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"O n l y —39— Dåys To Go____

.•°•.

I better start getting ready."

•

Are you hand-weaving your entire couture outfit?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

My outfit is sorted

Counting down....

Cherry x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"My outfit is sorted

Counting down....

Cherry x"

You're all so organised. I'll iron a shirt

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By *assNGuyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Intrigued

Need check dates and availability.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My outfit is sorted

Counting down....

Cherry x"

Inadvertent flashing checked?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"O n l y —39— Dåys To Go____

.•°•.

I better start getting ready.

Me too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Will I need a cardi?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Will I need a cardi?"

•

Ba'cardi and Coke?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"My outfit is sorted

Counting down....

Cherry x

Inadvertent flashing checked?

Plenty of flashing opportunities with chosen outfit - check

Cherry x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"My outfit is sorted

Counting down....

Cherry x

Inadvertent flashing checked?

Plenty of flashing opportunities with chosen outfit - check

Cherry x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's bloomin' October already!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"It's bloomin' October already!

"
it is x

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

—27— Dåys To Go____

....•°*

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Yeeha!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

—23— Dåys ² G°____

....•°°*·.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Are we there yet?

Winston

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Not long to go.

Who wants som pumpkin juice ?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I've gotta get through 4 days in Benidorm with some serious fab nutters next weekend

I hope to survive

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've gotta get through 4 days in Benidorm with some serious fab nutters next weekend

I hope to survive

Don't provoke them. Serious, fab and nutters is quite a combination.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I've gotta get through 4 days in Benidorm with some serious fab nutters next weekend

I hope to survive

I've got 7 days in PDI with even more fab nutters to survive

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Not long to go.

Who wants som pumpkin juice ?

Filth.

Winston

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

All up to date with messages. If you haven't actually messaged the profile you are not on the list

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"All up to date with messages. If you haven't actually messaged the profile you are not on the list

KM"

Message sent, cannot be missing this, we've really enjoyed the ones we've attended. So many nice people.

Winston

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Hopefully this event will be in no proximity to a confounded PSL.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

ohhhhhh dear.

not sure if I on the list or not

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Halloween outfit sorted.

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

If your bringing cake, I'm sitting next to you

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

—14— Days To Go____

....•°°*·..*

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

If your bringing cake, I'm sitting next to you

And I'm sitting next to you x

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

If your bringing cake, I'm sitting next to you

And I'm sitting next to you x"

Of course, and I'll be the cream in the Victoria Sponge

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

If your bringing cake, I'm sitting next to you

And I'm sitting next to you x

Of course, and I'll be the cream in the Victoria Sponge

Yummy

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Halloween outfit sorted.

LA"

As is mine

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Halloween outfit sorted.

As is mine

I'm curious to know.......

Winston

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Halloween outfit sorted.

As is mine

I'm curious to know.......

Winston "

Eleganza Darling

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've bought a Halloween headband. The bats look like flies trying to escape my curls.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Halloween outfit sorted.

As is mine

I'm curious to know.......

Winston

Eleganza Darling

I'm sure you'll look simply divine dhhhharlinggggg.

Winston

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I've bought a Halloween headband. The bats look like flies trying to escape my curls.

I'm going to leave the make up off and not brush my hair.

Perfect Halloween look.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair."

I'm expecting a cravat as a minimum accessory.

Winston

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Hmmmm.... I need to venture into Jermyn Street for a cravat.

#IdontLikeCravats

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Hmmmm.... I need to venture into Jermyn Street for a cravat.

#IdontLikeCravats"

Spats?

Winston

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Hmmmm.... I need to venture into Jermyn Street for a cravat.

#IdontLikeCravats

Spats?

Winston "

Only if it's a "Bugsy Malone" themed event.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair."

I will not be in costume. I don't do dress up.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair.

I will not be in costume. I don't do dress up."

But you will be dressed at the very least??

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair.

I will not be in costume. I don't do dress up.

But you will be dressed at the very least??

From neck to toe

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair.

I will not be in costume. I don't do dress up.

But you will be dressed at the very least??

From neck to toe

I thought neck to head to show some sort of modesty

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair.

I will not be in costume. I don't do dress up.

But you will be dressed at the very least??

From neck to toe

I thought neck to head to show some sort of modesty

You mean paper bag don't you.

I'm not that ugly

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair.

I will not be in costume. I don't do dress up.

But you will be dressed at the very least??

From neck to toe

I thought neck to head to show some sort of modesty

You mean paper bag don't you.

I'm not that ugly

You've just reminded me why I'm still single,

I tell a woman that she looks healthy, and she'll say

"did you just say I'm fat"

And I'm not joking

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair.

I will not be in costume. I don't do dress up.

But you will be dressed at the very least??

From neck to toe

I thought neck to head to show some sort of modesty

You mean paper bag don't you.

I'm not that ugly

You've just reminded me why I'm still single,

I tell a woman that she looks healthy, and she'll say

"did you just say I'm fat"

And I'm not joking

It's the way you say it

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair.

I will not be in costume. I don't do dress up.

But you will be dressed at the very least??

From neck to toe

I thought neck to head to show some sort of modesty

You mean paper bag don't you.

I'm not that ugly

You've just reminded me why I'm still single,

I tell a woman that she looks healthy, and she'll say

"did you just say I'm fat"

And I'm not joking

It's the way you say it

So how comes you haven't blocked me

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair.

I will not be in costume. I don't do dress up.

But you will be dressed at the very least??

From neck to toe

I thought neck to head to show some sort of modesty

You mean paper bag don't you.

I'm not that ugly

You've just reminded me why I'm still single,

I tell a woman that she looks healthy, and she'll say

"did you just say I'm fat"

And I'm not joking

It's the way you say it

So how comes you haven't blocked me"

Do you know what, I was going to lick the cream from between Compersoin Victorias, but not now

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I have no costume.

Rest assured that I shall frolic into the hallowed cloisters of the STP™, dressed in my usual and unmistakable ensemble, with a contemporary flair.

I will not be in costume. I don't do dress up.

But you will be dressed at the very least??

From neck to toe

I thought neck to head to show some sort of modesty

You mean paper bag don't you.

I'm not that ugly

You've just reminded me why I'm still single,

I tell a woman that she looks healthy, and she'll say

"did you just say I'm fat"

And I'm not joking

It's the way you say it

So how comes you haven't blocked me

Do you know what, I was going to lick the cream from between Compersoin Victorias, but not now

Oi don't drag my Victoria's into this...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

8 spooky days to go

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

We're looking forward to seeing everyone. Can't wait.

Winston

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"We're looking forward to seeing everyone. Can't wait.

Winston "

Likewise, just arranged the Friday off, so will be staying Friday night in the smoke if anyone fancies a pre-meet?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's looking like it will be quite warm on Saturday. I might ditch the stockings.

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By *nasuitMan
over a year ago

Ruislip

"It's looking like it will be quite warm on Saturday. I might ditch the stockings.

Crikey!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

—5— Dåys to go____

....•°°o°°*·.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"It's looking like it will be quite warm on Saturday. I might ditch the stockings.

I've just bought new, fur-lined boots to keep my feet warm.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"It's looking like it will be quite warm on Saturday. I might ditch the stockings.

I've just bought new, fur-lined boots to keep my feet warm."

•

At this ungodly hour??

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Sorry I won’t be able to make this one. Have a great time x

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Sorry I won’t be able to make this one. Have a great time x

Vs "

Cry emoji.

Winston

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Sorry I won’t be able to make this one. Have a great time x

Cry emoji.

Winston "

there you go W

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Really sad but we're going to have to pull out too

The rona has got us both now... Have a spooktacular time everyone!

Cherry x

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Sorry I won’t be able to make this one. Have a great time x

Cry emoji.

Winston

there you go W"

Ta.

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"Sorry I won’t be able to make this one. Have a great time x

Vs "

That's a shame, on the plus side, more cake for me

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"Really sad but we're going to have to pull out too

The rona has got us both now... Have a spooktacular time everyone!

Cherry x"

Even more cake

PS: stay safe my sweet xx

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"Sorry I won’t be able to make this one. Have a great time x

Cry emoji.

Winston

there you go W

Ta.

Em... Is it a yes or no, because I'm collecting slices

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"Sorry I won’t be able to make this one. Have a great time x

Cry emoji.

Winston

there you go W"

And I'm still looking for the cream to put on all the extra cake I've accrued

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Thank, hopefully next time x

VS X

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

2 emails sent. 1 not answered and deleted, the other one not even opened. Needless to say, I won't be there

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Really sad but we're going to have to pull out too

The rona has got us both now... Have a spooktacular time everyone!

Cherry x"

Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

2 emails sent. 1 not answered and deleted, the other one not even opened. Needless to say, I won't be there

I'm sure you'll be on the list. Wouldn't be the same without you.

Winston

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

2 emails sent. 1 not answered and deleted, the other one not even opened. Needless to say, I won't be there

I'm sure you'll be on the list. Wouldn't be the same without you.

Winston"

Bit late now, as I didn't hear anything, I've made other plans

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

2 emails sent. 1 not answered and deleted, the other one not even opened. Needless to say, I won't be there

I'm sure you'll be on the list. Wouldn't be the same without you.

Winston

Bit late now, as I didn't hear anything, I've made other plans

Well it shows that we're looking for a much more classier type of clientele at these establishment

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

2 emails sent. 1 not answered and deleted, the other one not even opened. Needless to say, I won't be there

I'm sure you'll be on the list. Wouldn't be the same without you.

Winston

Bit late now, as I didn't hear anything, I've made other plans

Well it shows that we're looking for a much more classier type of clientele at these establishment

Obviously

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

2 emails sent. 1 not answered and deleted, the other one not even opened. Needless to say, I won't be there

Read the FAQs then

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

To those that spat their dummy out because they ignored the FAQs, you will need to send a message to the profile if you still wish to attend

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm got a headband, I hope I'm on the list.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm got a headband, I hope I'm on the list. "

What koind a headband you'm got?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

2 emails sent. 1 not answered and deleted, the other one not even opened. Needless to say, I won't be there

Read the FAQs then

KM"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm got a headband, I hope I'm on the list.

What koind a headband you'm got?

It's got bats.

I have a treat for you...

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

All caught up on messages.

See some of you tomorrow

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Just ¹ sleep to go....•°°o•*

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm got a headband, I hope I'm on the list.

What koind a headband you'm got?

It's got bats.

I have a treat for you..."

A treat?

For me?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm got a headband, I hope I'm on the list.

What koind a headband you'm got?

It's got bats.

I have a treat for you...

A treat?

For me?

Alas, not Lemon Puffs but maybe just as delicious in a non-edible way.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm got a headband, I hope I'm on the list.

What koind a headband you'm got?

It's got bats.

I have a treat for you...

A treat?

For me?

Alas, not Lemon Puffs but maybe just as delicious in a non-edible way."

I had a pack of lemon puffs a few days ago

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Is anyone dressing up for Halloween?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Is anyone dressing up for Halloween?

LA "

Yes but not ott , I'll send you a pic of my outfit Tom morn x

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"Is anyone dressing up for Halloween?

Yes but not ott , I'll send you a pic of my outfit Tom morn x"

No No, you both put me to shame!

See you there

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Sorry folks, I'm still recovering from the flu virus which is doing the rounds and have decided to keep my germs to myself. Hopefully see you all at the next one xx

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

2 emails sent. 1 not answered and deleted, the other one not even opened. Needless to say, I won't be there

Read the FAQs then

KM"

I didn't get an invite either Beds.

My message box is playing up. I've been having problems with it for at least a year and have complained to Admin. I have had no response.

I sent a request as mentioned in this thread. I have no record in my account of it being sent, but when I click on the SCT account, it states that I sent the message! But I have no record of the message sent!

I realise now that I have to duplicate any messages that I send now. It's so annoying.

Anyhoo, I have made other arrangements for today so won't be able to make it even if I get a late invite. I'll try for the next one and I know how to deal with my stupid mailbox now.

Apologies to KM and the team if they thought I was being an arse. It wasn't intentional.

Have a great time!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

2 emails sent. 1 not answered and deleted, the other one not even opened. Needless to say, I won't be there

Read the FAQs then

I didn't get an invite either Beds.

My message box is playing up. I've been having problems with it for at least a year and have complained to Admin. I have had no response.

I realise now that I have to duplicate any messages that I send now. It's so annoying.

Anyhoo, I have made other arrangements for today so won't be able to make it even if I get a late invite. I'll try for the next one and I know how to deal with my stupid mailbox now.

Apologies to KM and the team if they thought I was being an arse. It wasn't intentional.

Have a great time!

Oh no. Sorry you and the rest of the crew won't be there.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Thanks for a great social

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thanks for a great social"

Lovely to meet you. I'll do verifications tomorrow.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Thank you for a lovely social.

This time I was fortunate enough - and for one time only - to engage in some tête-à-tête with Lickety.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Thank you for a splendid afternoon / evening at my very first STP - a lovely, welcoming crowd and great company throughout!

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Thank you for a great social, it was my first time attending STP but most definitely not the last. I had an amazing time, thank you for the invite xx

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

A lovely day out with lovely people. Enjoyment level #1

Winston and Lady Astor

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Another great STP.

It was a pleasure chatting to every one of you.

Looking forward to the next one already

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Another great STP.

It was a pleasure chatting to every one of you.

Looking forward to the next one already

Ditto.

Your gift may have to be a selfie... I'll see what I can do.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thank you for a lovely social.

This time I was fortunate enough - and for one time only - to engage in some tête-à-tête with Lickety.

I'm better in very small doses.

I hope you enjoyed the conversations with others.

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

I'm so happy that you took my request to heart, and opened up your higher age limit from twenty seven. So I'll be able to do a verification with the next ten minutes before the age limit returns back to default

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm so happy that you took my request to heart, and opened up your higher age limit from twenty seven. So I'll be able to do a verification with the next ten minutes before the age limit returns back to default

That's for nanna

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Thank you for the veri Licketysplits, I did leave you one in return but don’t think it’s got through you age gap limits! But I did try!

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"Thank you for the veri Licketysplits, I did leave you one in return but don’t think it’s got through you age gap limits! But I did try!

What! Another one

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thank you for the veri Licketysplits, I did leave you one in return but don’t think it’s got through you age gap limits! But I did try!

I like a trier. Thank you. I'll message you and see if that fixes it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That's for nanna "

Lol my filters and age preferences have been open to all for ages. I checked

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Another great STP.

It was a pleasure chatting to every one of you.

Looking forward to the next one already

Ditto.

Your gift may have to be a selfie... I'll see what I can do."

Draped over you maybe?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Another great STP.

It was a pleasure chatting to every one of you.

Looking forward to the next one already

Ditto.

Your gift may have to be a selfie... I'll see what I can do.

Draped over you maybe?

I can't message you. I've uploaded 3 inadequate attempts to display your gift. Let me know what you think.

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