FabSwingers.com forum: Perfect first message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey all. So I have a question for you.

What would be your perfect message to receive on here?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hello, would you like a nibble of my freshly baked chocolate fudge cake (chocolate fudge isn’t a deal breaker).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If some attractive female was to send me "faf", I'd be a very happy man!

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I dont think theres a perfect first message tbh

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

FAF?

From a friend or anyone on my hotlist

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

You look bang tidy

Show us your minge init like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If some attractive female was to send me "faf", I'd be a very happy man!

I've had a 'faf' off a very attractive profile picture if that counts

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I like the messages that show a bit of personality. I like humour in a message too x

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"If some attractive female was to send me "faf", I'd be a very happy man!

I've had a 'faf' off a very attractive profile picture if that counts"

Oh pof you do make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If some attractive female was to send me "faf", I'd be a very happy man!

I've had a 'faf' off a very attractive profile picture if that counts

Oh pof you do make me laugh "

And yet, it was a not a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The billion dollar question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I have an abundance of money I need to move from the country.

If you give me your bank details I'll give you a share

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I had one yesterday that was a limerick using my username - it's the only first message not related to a forum post that I've responded to in a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I have an abundance of money I need to move from the country.

If you give me your bank details I'll give you a share

Don’t play with me. I have been hurt before

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"You look like a fuck dream" or how about "Mummy, I've finished my homework..can I play football now?"

Because those kinds of messages are gonna make my fanny flutter

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Make it personal to her profile to show that you have put some effort in

Dont copy and paste the same message to 100's of people

You might forget and message the same person the same message again

Its pointless

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"I like the messages that show a bit of personality. I like humour in a message too x"

Absolutely with you on this one! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The billion dollar question! "

Don’t think there is one... surely a profile is more important, although something really crude and crass is off putting in a first message, as is something so generic it has clearly been copied and pasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hi....yes, I really am Jessica Alba and I’m so incredibly hot for you right now that I’m just getting on a private flight so you can do things to me that are so depraved they are probably banned by the United Nations.”

That would do it for me.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

gretna

"I like the messages that show a bit of personality. I like humour in a message too x"

2 blokes walk in a bar... can i have a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do you

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A bit of an easy, poetry maybe, describing what they are offering - as opposed to “ow yooz doin?’ Or ‘want sum cock in there’

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

One that responds to my carefully constructed profile text, if they can be bothered to do that then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are the bees knees of sleeze

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