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The Meli quim petition...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So for those of you that don’t know the Meli she’s the woffling frizzy haired bird with the dogging picture where some lucky gits spunked on her back.

Anyway, it’s been brought to my attention that the infamous picture of her quim hasn’t been seen for a good year or so now.

There’s a whole new generation of forum fabbers that haven’t had the pleasure of viewing her luxurious quim.

After much bartering and persuasion during a heated virtual boardroom meeting She’s agreed to air the picture as long as we get at least 3 names on this thread, she really is that needy...

Please show your support below.

Thanks in advance

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

She wont mind me adding my name to this vital petition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I miss her smelly quim. Whip it out girl!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m new! I haven’t seen it!

D.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I offer my full support

Gerritout

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By *rSpriteandMsClitBangCouple
over a year ago

hadleigh

Get it out Meli!

Xx

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I haven’t seen it either

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I’m new! I haven’t seen it!

D."

I've never seen it either so I'm backing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phwoarrrrr!! *waves cock in Meli's face*

Well I would if I had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would e most interested in seeing this !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it free

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Colour me intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the chaps see the flaps

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I've been here ages and I've never seen it..adding name to the list

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I've never seen it either so add my name too please

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Let the chaps see the flaps "

D.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Me please.

Jo.Xx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I remember it!

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

C'mon Meli, make our day, week, month.

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By *rSpriteandMsClitBangCouple
over a year ago

hadleigh


"Let the chaps see the flaps "

Ok, I need this on a t-shirt...

C (her) x

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By *ragoniteMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Well if everyone else gets to see it I wouldn’t want to miss out...

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By *urbsMan
over a year ago

Colchester/Ipswich

I've never seen it so count me in please

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

#freethefanny

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Meli ......

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Meli, you never told me about this photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let the chaps see the flaps "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am intrigued as to how luxurious a quim can be!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

This should be as rare an occurrence as me showing off my piece in public pics

Will she or won't she?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"This should be as rare an occurrence as me showing off my piece in public pics

Will she or won't she? "

Fancy joining her

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"This should be as rare an occurrence as me showing off my piece in public pics

Will she or won't she?

Fancy joining her "

You missed that once in a lifetime event a month ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This should be as rare an occurrence as me showing off my piece in public pics

Will she or won't she?

Fancy joining her

You missed that once in a lifetime event a month ago "

#gutted!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"This should be as rare an occurrence as me showing off my piece in public pics

Will she or won't she?

Fancy joining her

You missed that once in a lifetime event a month ago "

I'll take a pm..if you'd

be so kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it out Meli!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Get it out Meli! "

Hey if you shout too loud it could be yours next

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"This should be as rare an occurrence as me showing off my piece in public pics

Will she or won't she? "

As rare as you in a pink bra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get it out Meli!

Hey if you shout too loud it could be yours next "

Haha! Definitely not!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Get it out Meli!

Hey if you shout too loud it could be yours next

Haha! Definitely not! "

Damn! It was worth a try

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By *orflondonerMan
over a year ago

Wood Green

Never seen the photo,so

i am in.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Oh that's one beautiful photo. Please can we see it again.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"This should be as rare an occurrence as me showing off my piece in public pics

Will she or won't she?

As rare as you in a pink bra! "

Never tried one, but i've shown my piece on one occasion

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Oh I miss her smelly quim. Whip it out girl!"

Wasn't Smelly Quim a Russian gymnast?

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

I wish I knew what this was all about.. so in the spirit of FOMO..I'm adding my name

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"This should be as rare an occurrence as me showing off my piece in public pics

Will she or won't she?

As rare as you in a pink bra!

Never tried one, but i've shown my piece on one occasion "

Will there be another occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it out Meli!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"This should be as rare an occurrence as me showing off my piece in public pics

Will she or won't she?

As rare as you in a pink bra!

Never tried one, but i've shown my piece on one occasion

Will there be another occasion "

It's an occurrence as rare as a solar eclipse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen it, the pic has damn near 20 thousand fabs or there abouts. Tasteful picture it was, done in black an white.

Haha I was writing that in a cowboy voice!

Get your quim out, get your quim out, get your quim out for the lads, get your quim out for the lads.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Haha, that was during my slutty Meli phase! Thanks Sam for this thread, I had hoped it would fade over time. I'll get a new one taken once this lockdown is over in celebration of freedom.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Haha, that was during my slutty Meli phase! Thanks Sam for this thread, I had hoped it would fade over time. I'll get a new one taken once this lockdown is over in celebration of freedom. "

You mean we have to wait , after all this anticipation

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Haha, that was during my slutty Meli phase! Thanks Sam for this thread, I had hoped it would fade over time. I'll get a new one taken once this lockdown is over in celebration of freedom. "

Meli we all love the original one. Please put it up just for one day.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Haha, that was during my slutty Meli phase! Thanks Sam for this thread, I had hoped it would fade over time. I'll get a new one taken once this lockdown is over in celebration of freedom. "

Haha definitely make them wait , I don’t they deserve it

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Haha, that was during my slutty Meli phase! Thanks Sam for this thread, I had hoped it would fade over time. I'll get a new one taken once this lockdown is over in celebration of freedom. "

Can I volunteer to take the new picture for you Meli

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ooh.

What an overwhelmingly positive response!

Well done everybody.

You really are lifting the forum moral with this most generous offer of titular distraction.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ooh.

What an overwhelmingly positive response!

Well done everybody.

You really are lifting the forum moral with this most generous offer of titular distraction.

"

We're good like that Sam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I haven't see it

My name's down

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Did I miss Meli getting her fanny out??? Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli's Quim pic is the stuff of legend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s gotta be nearly quimoclock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'll be all of a tingle every talking about it. I wont say burning that might suggest something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are quim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Worth another try

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Worth another try "

Such a valiant effort Sam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been slowly working on obtaining a NEW pic. She doesn't realise this of course, so shushhhhhhhh, ok....

I actually showed her my erection this week so tbf she does owe me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worth another try

Such a valiant effort Sam. "

Oh hi beautiful....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a supporter of this. I need quim inspo as I’m a novice when it comes to genitalia photography

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oh Meli, I never got to see this pic and I really feel it will enhance my whole fab experience. I came here to experience all that pleases me and Meli seeing your pic will definitely do that.

Go on Meli free the pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen this fabled picture either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen it, it's very beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Meli, thanks for sending it to me via private message

Such a doll and yeah agree with Sam,, what a stunning picture

#fannyflutters for sure x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Flash me your rat Hun xxx

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

I'm always looking for benevolent causes to lend my support to. It's rare to find such a worthy movement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm always looking for benevolent causes to lend my support to. It's rare to find such a worthy movement. "

I like your wordy type there friend.

It really engaged my mind.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm always looking for benevolent causes to lend my support to. It's rare to find such a worthy movement.

I like your wordy type there friend.

It really engaged my mind."

Don't you think flash me your rat is going to work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another cyber signatory checkin’ in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm always looking for benevolent causes to lend my support to. It's rare to find such a worthy movement.

I like your wordy type there friend.

It really engaged my mind.

Don't you think flash me your rat is going to work?"

Probably work on _eli but I’m a bit more refined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free the quim! (Or pm it to me!)

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"I'm always looking for benevolent causes to lend my support to. It's rare to find such a worthy movement.

I like your wordy type there friend.

It really engaged my mind.

Don't you think flash me your rat is going to work?

Probably work on _eli but I’m a bit more refined "

Hopefully the overwhelmingly positive response will transcend the specific expression of that support.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Disgusting Pervs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting Pervs "

So you're in then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sign this virtual petition, just want to feel part of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm torn. Obviously I'm as desperate as anyone to see this holy grail of quim, but what if it ruins me for all future genitalia? I don't want to be looking at my own with disgust, hating it because it'll never be Meli level vag !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll wait til our paths inevitably cross one day and ask our dear Meli to show me her quim in person...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm torn. Obviously I'm as desperate as anyone to see this holy grail of quim, but what if it ruins me for all future genitalia? I don't want to be looking at my own with disgust, hating it because it'll never be Meli level vag !"

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By *imBanksMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

Does this fabled pic actually exist? The proof of the pudding (or Quim) is in the eating after all

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Has she got it back out yet?!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Are we talking about the fisting one were the hole is still open after the fist has just been removed?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Are we talking about the fisting one were the hole is still open after the fist has just been removed? "

That was probably just in your dreams

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Are we talking about the fisting one were the hole is still open after the fist has just been removed?

That was probably just in your dreams "

My hand

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Hi all, I’m new to the forums and would love to see as many quims as possible, including this Meli lass whoever she is? Is this how it works in here, you just ask for whatever pics you want to see? Thanks in advance!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

This sounds very rude....

So add me to the list.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Hi all, I’m new to the forums and would love to see as many quims as possible, including this Meli lass whoever she is? Is this how it works in here, you just ask for whatever pics you want to see? Thanks in advance! "

Yes. If you don’t get what you want then they’re obviously fake so just report and bloke. We don’t want any of that nonsense around here

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Hi all, I’m new to the forums and would love to see as many quims as possible, including this Meli lass whoever she is? Is this how it works in here, you just ask for whatever pics you want to see? Thanks in advance!

Yes. If you don’t get what you want then they’re obviously fake so just report and bloke. We don’t want any of that nonsense around here "

Oh, cheers mate! Surely there’s no fakes in here? I thought everyone was genuine?

How do I “report and bloke” a profile?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Hi all, I’m new to the forums and would love to see as many quims as possible, including this Meli lass whoever she is? Is this how it works in here, you just ask for whatever pics you want to see? Thanks in advance!

Yes. If you don’t get what you want then they’re obviously fake so just report and bloke. We don’t want any of that nonsense around here

Oh, cheers mate! Surely there’s no fakes in here? I thought everyone was genuine?

How do I “report and bloke” a profile?

"

I’m the ‘bloke’ just tell me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Hi all, I’m new to the forums and would love to see as many quims as possible, including this Meli lass whoever she is? Is this how it works in here, you just ask for whatever pics you want to see? Thanks in advance!

Yes. If you don’t get what you want then they’re obviously fake so just report and bloke. We don’t want any of that nonsense around here "

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While Meli has a most appealing quim and I can understand everyone's desire to see more in all its glory, for me her best feature is her mind.

Through Meli, and her enlightening posts, I discovered the deeply sensual 'Hysterical Literature' videos. For that I am most grateful.

I think the 'Meli literature Club' would be even more erotic.

Q

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Let's get a petition going, if we get to 100,000 signatures they have to debate this in parliament.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha, that was during my slutty Meli phase! Thanks Sam for this thread, I had hoped it would fade over time. I'll get a new one taken once this lockdown is over in celebration of freedom. "

So... this lockdown it is then.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Haha, that was during my slutty Meli phase! Thanks Sam for this thread, I had hoped it would fade over time. I'll get a new one taken once this lockdown is over in celebration of freedom.

So... this lockdown it is then."

Lockdown hasn't really ended for a year has it?

Ok, deal Sam. I'll post a new one for you, I swear on our friendship. The things I do to keep you happy.

After, let slutty Meli rest in peace please.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Yay! Did this work? Are we seeing quim?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’ve heard there’s a photo but I wasn’t sure it actually existed.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Yay! Did this work? Are we seeing quim? "

Mid Feb. I'm going to have to buy a fair supply of Woowoo beforehand though.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I’ve heard there’s a photo but I wasn’t sure it actually existed."

Tis a thing of beauty and drool

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I’ve heard there’s a photo but I wasn’t sure it actually existed.

Tis a thing of beauty and drool "

I’m breathless with anticipation.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Yay! Did this work? Are we seeing quim?

Mid Feb. I'm going to have to buy a fair supply of Woowoo beforehand though."

Is this going to be a valentines special?! I love valentines. Obviously. I’m a wet lettuce.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Yay! Did this work? Are we seeing quim?

Mid Feb. I'm going to have to buy a fair supply of Woowoo beforehand though.

Is this going to be a valentines special?! I love valentines. Obviously. I’m a wet lettuce.

"

Of course you do, you're the basic bitch of holidays. Making it a Valentine's special is a very good idea though! Gosh woman, what a superb idea. Good quim marketing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember that photo! Twas quim perfection

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yay !! Quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not show your quim on a whim.

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

Quimgate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay! Did this work? Are we seeing quim?

Mid Feb. I'm going to have to buy a fair supply of Woowoo beforehand though."

It’s passed mid feb and still no quim pic.

Sort it out Meli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She needs fora five more to post on this thread before she opens the quimgates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four more fora to the fore.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my!! I missed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for the quim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pah! We all know what a quim looks like, all these women showing their quims.. DON’T KEEP POSTING QUIM PICS LADIES!!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Fully paid up member of the marvelous _eli club

Possessor of the percipient pussy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Quim sala bim

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Well she knows full well that I love that quim photo so I will gladly sign said petition.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Pah! We all know what a quim looks like, all these women showing their quims.. DON’T KEEP POSTING QUIM PICS LADIES!!"

Bloody disgusting if you ask me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Well she knows full well that I love that quim photo so I will gladly sign said petition. "

Don't pretend you didn't screen shot it.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Well she knows full well that I love that quim photo so I will gladly sign said petition.

Don't pretend you didn't screen shot it."

I bloody wish I did, if I'd have known it was going to be this rare!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Sammy you cheeky little scamp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sammy, it tastes a little scampi."

Good job it’s pretty then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually came back to take a peek, and to see if it was there winking at me.

Alas, the quim still eludes me ..

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

Free the quim Meli!!!!!!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Haha, that was during my slutty Meli phase! Thanks Sam for this thread, I had hoped it would fade over time. I'll get a new one taken once this lockdown is over in celebration of freedom.

So... this lockdown it is then.

Lockdown hasn't really ended for a year has it?

Ok, deal Sam. I'll post a new one for you, I swear on our friendship. The things I do to keep you happy.

After, let slutty Meli rest in peace please."

A deal is a deal…

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Cough.

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By *agatoXXXMan
14 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Who is getting the campaign Tshirts printed up?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Baaad obi.

It really was the Rolls Royce of quims though.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
14 weeks ago

North West


"Cough. "

😂

I don't know that I believe it exists. 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

This can't be true! Meli is far more innocent than her smutty words lead on

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

I’d ruin her.

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
14 weeks ago

Colchester

Seems that a huge number who have seen the pic have gone Unlos

I don't want any part of that thank you

Mike x

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By *eliWoman
14 weeks ago

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"This can't be true! Meli is far more innocent than her smutty words lead on "

Thank you Joe for defending my honour.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
14 weeks ago

Manchester


"This can't be true! Meli is far more innocent than her smutty words lead on "

I have it on good authority that Meli has never indulged in sexual practices of any kind (in fact doesn't even know what 'the sex' is), so this picture obviously can not exist - however much people may want it to.

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By *aven.Woman
14 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"This can't be true! Meli is far more innocent than her smutty words lead on

Thank you Joe for defending my honour. "

You don't even have sex right? Right!?

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By *ea monkeyMan
14 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Baaad obi.

It really was the Rolls Royce of quims though.

"

Boxy, clunky and difficult to handle at speed around corners?

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By *ea monkeyMan
14 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’d ruin her. "

Take all her money and besmirch her reputation among society?

What a strange thing to want

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By *ty31Man
14 weeks ago

NW London


"Cough.

😂

I don't know that I believe it exists. 🤔"

Neither do I. Maybe it was all one of those "mass hallucination" things?

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By *rMonkeyMan
14 weeks ago

Somewhere

I've seen it

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By *arry McKockiner69Man
14 weeks ago

Exeter

I've seen it, the picture not the real thing 😁

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By *r John WickMan
14 weeks ago

The Continental

One of Fab’s most legendary photo’s.

Disgracefully consigned to the history books and memories of a few of us here.

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By *agatoXXXMan
14 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

It will turn up on $ky History on one of those Unsolved Mysteries programmes, with William Shatner, or Morgan Freeman.

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By *electableicecreamMan
14 weeks ago

The West

I came to sign the petition. I see that I've missed the boat.

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By *agatoXXXMan
14 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"I came to sign the petition. I see that I've missed the boat."

Yeah, it looks like the lady in question has had more success scrubbing her dodgy internet past than elon musk!

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By *eliWoman
14 weeks ago

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"I came to sign the petition. I see that I've missed the boat.

Yeah, it looks like the lady in question has had more success scrubbing her dodgy internet past than elon musk!"

Aherrrrm.

It's not a dodgy internet past. I like my quim. I like that I had it out. I liked being slutty and acerbic.

I'm just innocent and very sweet nowadays. Almost angelic. Pure. :D

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By *agatoXXXMan
14 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"I came to sign the petition. I see that I've missed the boat.

Yeah, it looks like the lady in question has had more success scrubbing her dodgy internet past than elon musk!

Aherrrrm.

It's not a dodgy internet past. I like my quim. I like that I had it out. I liked being slutty and acerbic.

I'm just innocent and very sweet nowadays. Almost angelic. Pure. :D"

We all need to see it, to decide if there has been genuine change.

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By *electableicecreamMan
14 weeks ago

The West


"I came to sign the petition. I see that I've missed the boat.

Yeah, it looks like the lady in question has had more success scrubbing her dodgy internet past than elon musk!

Aherrrrm.

It's not a dodgy internet past. I like my quim. I like that I had it out. I liked being slutty and acerbic.

I'm just innocent and very sweet nowadays. Almost angelic. Pure. :D"

And you are no less beguiling.

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By *odgerMooreMan
14 weeks ago

Carlisle

If Meli is shy - she can show me and I’ll describe it here for the rest of you

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Never ever have I seen Meli’s wotsit….

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
14 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I came to sign the petition. I see that I've missed the boat.

Yeah, it looks like the lady in question has had more success scrubbing her dodgy internet past than elon musk!

Aherrrrm.

It's not a dodgy internet past. I like my quim. I like that I had it out. I liked being slutty and acerbic.

I'm just innocent and very sweet nowadays. Almost angelic. Pure. :D"

I’d love to get down and acerbic with you Meli.

Mr TMN

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By *agneto.Man
14 weeks ago

Bham

Meli's quim photo lives long in my memory.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
9 weeks ago

Staffordshire

If there’s ever a day where she might get it out I think it’s today

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
9 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Quim, quim, quim, quim, quim, quim

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

A quim a day, helps fabbers to play....

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
9 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

🎶Her quim’s away, her quim’s away…🎶 sung to The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Mr

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
9 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"🎶Her quim’s away, her quim’s away…🎶 sung to The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Mr "

Or 🎵quim quimery, quim quimery, quim quim quer-ee🎵 if you have a Mary Poppins fetish. 🤔😇

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"🎶Her quim’s away, her quim’s away…🎶 sung to The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Mr

Or 🎵quim quimery, quim quimery, quim quim quer-ee🎵 if you have a Mary Poppins fetish. 🤔😇"

Can mods ban themselves?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
9 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"🎶Her quim’s away, her quim’s away…🎶 sung to The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Mr

Or 🎵quim quimery, quim quimery, quim quim quer-ee🎵 if you have a Mary Poppins fetish. 🤔😇

Can mods ban themselves?"

Probably. Seems I messaged myself 9 years ago, so.......🤷‍♂️😂😂

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
9 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"🎶Her quim’s away, her quim’s away…🎶 sung to The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Mr

Or 🎵quim quimery, quim quimery, quim quim quer-ee🎵 if you have a Mary Poppins fetish. 🤔😇"

👏🏻 Who doesn’t?

Mr

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"🎶Her quim’s away, her quim’s away…🎶 sung to The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Mr

Or 🎵quim quimery, quim quimery, quim quim quer-ee🎵 if you have a Mary Poppins fetish. 🤔😇

Can mods ban themselves?

Probably. Seems I messaged myself 9 years ago, so.......🤷‍♂️😂😂"

You need to test it.

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By *r John WickMan
9 weeks ago

The Continental

🎤🎸🥁

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the Meli’s Quim

Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the Meli’s Quim…

I’ll get my coat. 🏃

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
9 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’m delighted to have turned this thread musical. I feel it’s very Meli. Maybe our siren song will lure her out? Also genius ^^

Mr

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

9 posts left on this, and I fear we are no closer tho finding the Holey Grail than when we started, fellow seekers. 😕

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By *agneto.Man
8 weeks ago

Bham

I think it'll magically appear as post 175.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire

It’s ok.

We can do a 2nd thread

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

This is becoming almost as mythical as Nora’s Rat

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By *osey WalesMan
8 weeks ago

Surrey


"I think it'll magically appear as post 175. "

Only 5 more to go then

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

4

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

Leave the thread at 174 posts please.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
8 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Nope

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Quim

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

And there we have it…

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire


" And there we have it…"

Not so fast _rightonsteve!

There’s time for Quim yet

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