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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.

A bit of a technical question from me:

Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Certainly makes you flexible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, you're gay

Please change your profile post haste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So by that Definition, anyone who wanks is gay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope, you're gay

Please change your profile post haste"

Shit. You wake up one day and BANG! Just like that!

Well, might just as well embrace it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.

A bit of a technical question from me:

Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?"

It probably makes you the next YouTube sensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, you're gay

Please change your profile post haste

Shit. You wake up one day and BANG! Just like that!

Well, might just as well embrace it "

Its the BANG part that does it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.

A bit of a technical question from me:

Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?"

Greedy.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.

A bit of a technical question from me:

Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?

It probably makes you the next YouTube sensation "

Definitely the next level on the boing videos

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You need to work out if you are a giver or a taker?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.

A bit of a technical question from me:

Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?"

I guess this goes for a lot of people on this site then , as there seems to be a lot of people on here up their own arse !!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You need to work out if you are a giver or a taker?"

Giver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes you self sufficient, which is an important quality in these trying times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I guess this goes for a lot of people on this site then , as there seems to be a lot of people on here up their own arse !!! "

Chapeau bas!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.

A bit of a technical question from me:

Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?"

If it's just the tip, you are selfish.

If it's just 2-3 inches, you are gay.

If it's 7-10 inches, tell me your yoga workout, thanks

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"

I guess this goes for a lot of people on this site then , as there seems to be a lot of people on here up their own arse !!!

Chapeau bas!"

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

[Removed by poster at 01/04/20 09:45:10]

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.

A bit of a technical question from me:

Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?

If it's just the tip, you are selfish.

If it's just 2-3 inches, you are gay.

If it's 7-10 inches, tell me your yoga workout, thanks "

How do you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We believe it makes you heteexible

You are straight but are willing to play with guys to please the room as it were.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Day seven of isolation

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

You are clearly hetro-flexible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day seven of isolation "

Best time to pay attention to self-exploration

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Day seven of isolation

Best time to pay attention to self-exploration "

Made me chuckle. Keep up the good work. What's happening tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day seven of isolation

Best time to pay attention to self-exploration

Made me chuckle. Keep up the good work. What's happening tomorrow "

Ass to mouth of course!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Day seven of isolation

Best time to pay attention to self-exploration

Made me chuckle. Keep up the good work. What's happening tomorrow

Ass to mouth of course! "

Na just no

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Day seven of isolation

Best time to pay attention to self-exploration

Made me chuckle. Keep up the good work. What's happening tomorrow

Ass to mouth of course! "

Need video evidence of this said act

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By *anxmann55Man
over a year ago

Douglas Isle of man.......

Its so sexuall have sex with another man...and if your cock can entre your temple of fun..each 2 there own I guess guys your really missing out. delicious

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

If it was only the tip then your not gay just curious

(Ray)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t read the post, only read the title. I’m going to go with ‘nearly’. Keep trying.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho "

Think he was joking.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.

A bit of a technical question from me:

Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?

If it's just the tip, you are selfish.

If it's just 2-3 inches, you are gay.

If it's 7-10 inches, tell me your yoga workout, thanks

How do you know "

There was nothing on telly that night.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Isn’t it just self love? I’m sure you’re ok on that front

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I’ve always wanted to to do this but just can’t get round to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho

Think he was joking."

Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half

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By *assy211279Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere Cornwall

If it is that big come and see me when this is all over. And I say bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho

Think he was joking.

Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half "

You would need a cock with a downward bend to it, you could just pass it through your legs and tuck it up there nicely. Do you have a downward bend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.

A bit of a technical question from me:

Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?"
is it hard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it is that big come and see me when this is all over. And I say bi"

It is! It's just thin as a pinkie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho

Think he was joking.

Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half

You would need a cock with a downward bend to it, you could just pass it through your legs and tuck it up there nicely. Do you have a downward bend? "

can’t say I do, slight curve to the right is all I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho

Think he was joking.

Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half

You would need a cock with a downward bend to it, you could just pass it through your legs and tuck it up there nicely. Do you have a downward bend?

can’t say I do, slight curve to the right is all I have "

You will have to carry on sticking it in someone else then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho

Think he was joking.

Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half

You would need a cock with a downward bend to it, you could just pass it through your legs and tuck it up there nicely. Do you have a downward bend?

can’t say I do, slight curve to the right is all I have

You will have to carry on sticking it in someone else then "
oh rest assured lady, that’s my only intention

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho

Think he was joking.

Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half "

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