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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you refill a wine glass before its empty, it still counts as one glass

Feel free to add yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you empty your friends bottle of lube and fill it with deep heat it makes a funny conversation topic the day after

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you empty your friends bottle of lube and fill it with deep heat it makes a funny conversation topic the day after "

Seriously funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you empty your friends bottle of lube and fill it with deep heat it makes a funny conversation topic the day after

Seriously funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super glueing a pound coin to the kerb outside your house makes entertaining viewing when your bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The largest recorded catfish grew to 700 pounds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Super glueing a pound coin to the kerb outside your house makes entertaining viewing when your bored "

I remember doing this outside the Kodak pub.

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

I’d u eat a broken biscuit the calories have fallen out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a connection between the Iranian Revolution of 1979 and the Royal Navy's battleship construction program of 1912.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d u eat a broken biscuit the calories have fallen out "

Just going to throw my pack of biscuits on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amber lights don’t count on a friday, only red or green!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a finger of fudge is not enough

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

Prawns don't have balls...despite what the Chinese say...Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a finger of fudge is not enough

Depends where you put it

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

"If you empty your friends bottle of lube and fill it with deep heat it makes a funny conversation topic the day after "

That's just plain wicked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it wasn't only one that flew over the cuckoos nest

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There is a penis museum in Reykjavik.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Dogs can only hear in black and white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On average we eat 8 spiders a year during our sleep.

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Dogs can look up

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By *lueeyedvikingMan
over a year ago

Near

The word “clitoris” is Greek for “divine and goddess like.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not illegal to clock a car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amber lights don’t count on a friday, only red or green!"

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

The largest dildo you can buy is

25.5 x 25.5 x 35.5 inches & Weights 50.7 pounds

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

We have a separate stomach for pudding. And calories consumed outside your postcode don't count.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Chocolate orange counts as one of your five a day, as does Apple cider, as does Pear cider. Pork in cider does not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ants can carry up to 5,000 times their body weight

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A Canadian university was promoting safe sex by handing out condoms with safe notes. The condoms were recalled because the staples punctured holes into the condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mandarin characters for 'penguin' translate into English as 'business goose'

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

My personal favourite.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can breath though your nose when you poke your tongue out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have just tried to do it and realise that you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your now smiling because you fell for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d u eat a broken biscuit the calories have fallen out "

I do the same with ring doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate orange counts as one of your five a day, as does Apple cider, as does Pear cider. Pork in cider does not

Skittles are all of your five a day.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Things offer no protection from a horny husband

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

People who own and live above a pub can still go to the pub...lucky buggars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mars a day doesn't keep the Dr away

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"a mars a day doesn't keep the Dr away

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Pretty sure that's an Apple

Mars helps you work, rest and...

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By *panners2006Man
over a year ago

Aldershot

Great t shirt slogan “fisting! If its not up to the elbow its not worth it!”.......goes down really well at church feres!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average person only operates at 60% of their physical ability. Elite athletes operate at around 80%. The pain we feel on over-exertion is mainly psychosomatic and is there to prevent actual damage to our bodies that would result from constantly working at 100%.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you empty your friends bottle of lube and fill it with deep heat it makes a funny conversation topic the day after

That's just plain wicked!"

Funny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The distance from your elbow to your wrist is the same as the size of your feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A person's arm span is the same measurement as that person's height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The longest word in the english dictionary that can be typed on the top row of a typewriter is 'typewriter'

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Alan Carr has just come out as gay.

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

The last gallows in England were still maintained and certified until 1997 when they were finally dismantled and taken out of Wandsworth prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a mars a day doesn't keep the Dr away

Pretty sure that's an Apple

Mars helps you work, rest and..."
god help me...... marianne faithful swore by her mars bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last gallows in England were still maintained and certified until 1997 when they were finally dismantled and taken out of Wandsworth prison"

Treason is still an offence you can be hung for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

high heels were originally created for men

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Radiators don't radiate heat, they convent heat. They should actually be called convectors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Radiators don't radiate heat, they convent heat. They should actually be called convectors."
were they used by nuns?

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