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"And you misspell spell "know!" Doh! " At least you used the apostrophe correctly | |||
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"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house. I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x" Send him to mine, he can grapple with my vestibule | |||
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"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house. I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x Send him to mine, he can grapple with my vestibule " Haha awesome, ok x | |||
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"When you start planning a rude cake-off competition" Sounds good! | |||
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... " nope not quite getting the exciting part but lingering in the sauces section at tescos a little too long yesterday | |||
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"When you find a tin of tomato’s, pasta and eggs on your shop..... You’ll hear me when I have " you've been looking on it thats why you can't find it | |||
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"When you find a tin of tomato’s, pasta and eggs on your shop..... You’ll hear me when I have you've been looking on it thats why you can't find it " Where’s ‘it’ | |||
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"When you find a tin of tomato’s, pasta and eggs on your shop..... You’ll hear me when I have you've been looking on it thats why you can't find it Where’s ‘it’ " on the end of t | |||
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"When you need a shield to fight over the last tin of beans in the shop" And you don't even like beans! | |||
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"When you start disinfecting your shopping." When you start disinfecting your disinfectant | |||
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"When you see a bus go past and think “there’s people on there, I could talk so someone! You don’t do it though, social isolation or not, you can’t go that far just for human contact xx" When you look out the window and see buses going to Preston and you can only dream of those far flung exotic places | |||
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"When you start disinfecting your shopping. When you start disinfecting your disinfectant " Don’t laugh I did. I saw the supermarket shelf stacker with her grubby mits all over the bottles | |||
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... " Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate | |||
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate " Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while | |||
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... " When you seriously considering shaving off all your hair following Britney Spears as a role model | |||
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"Just queued up in the rain to enter Tescos. Could have kissed the guy at door when he let me in." Then you realised the 2m was still in place lol | |||
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while " Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it | |||
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it " And they have pastry! Result! | |||
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it And they have pastry! Result!" Yup! Aaaaaannd I noticed they had bagged up all the open cakes and bread! This gave me a proper happy because I can't walk past their bakery section without tutting at the lack of sneeze guards and knowing that a great dirty Herbert has had their fingers all over it! | |||
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it And they have pastry! Result! Yup! Aaaaaannd I noticed they had bagged up all the open cakes and bread! This gave me a proper happy because I can't walk past their bakery section without tutting at the lack of sneeze guards and knowing that a great dirty Herbert has had their fingers all over it! " This just keeps getting better! | |||
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"Waiting in the queue at Tesco’s , is like waiting to go on a ride at Alton towers , the anticipation and excitement, moving closer to the entrance, sweet dripping from your head that they may have toilet rolls inside " Have they introduced height restrictions? Can only be a matter of time | |||
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"You know you're going stir crazy when the neighbour says (from a safe distance of 10 metres) "It's a bit chillier today isn't it?" and you laugh hysterically, doubled over, as if they told you the funniest joke in the world, and you can't stop it. Also, when your eyes well-up when you drive past the shittiest pub in town, and it's closed." Aww bless x | |||
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"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house. I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x" I get this iv been climbing trees | |||
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"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house. I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x" You lucky thing! | |||
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