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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

And you misspell spell "know!" Doh!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"And you misspell spell "know!" Doh! "

At least you used the apostrophe correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house.

I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house.

I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x"

Send him to mine, he can grapple with my vestibule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house.

I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x

Send him to mine, he can grapple with my vestibule "

Haha awesome, ok x

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When you get hugely over excited by three bars of Imperial Leather for a pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start planning a rude cake-off competition

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"When you start planning a rude cake-off competition"

Sounds good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people you live with seem to have somehow developed annoyingly loud blinks that grate on your last nerve!!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

.... When you start licking the window panes and notice that you have hairs on your palms as well as crippling RSI....

Thank heavens for Joe Wicks & Mr Motivator to keep us fit & healthy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... "
nope not quite getting the exciting part but lingering in the sauces section at tescos a little too long yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you need a shield to fight over the last tin of beans in the shop

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

When you find a tin of tomato’s, pasta and eggs on your shop..... You’ll hear me when I have

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

When you look at my profile and think "mmm I'll give him a try"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find a tin of tomato’s, pasta and eggs on your shop..... You’ll hear me when I have "
you've been looking on it thats why you can't find it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"When you find a tin of tomato’s, pasta and eggs on your shop..... You’ll hear me when I have you've been looking on it thats why you can't find it "

Where’s ‘it’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find a tin of tomato’s, pasta and eggs on your shop..... You’ll hear me when I have you've been looking on it thats why you can't find it

Where’s ‘it’ "
on the end of t

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"When you need a shield to fight over the last tin of beans in the shop"

And you don't even like beans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start disinfecting your shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see a bus go past and think “there’s people on there, I could talk so someone! You don’t do it though, social isolation or not, you can’t go that far just for human contact xx

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

when you dont know what day it is and you put the cornflakes in the fridge and milk in the press.,

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"When you start disinfecting your shopping."

When you start disinfecting your disinfectant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you join a video meeting in a scarecrow mask and Hawaiian shirt and nobody bats an eyelid.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"When you see a bus go past and think “there’s people on there, I could talk so someone! You don’t do it though, social isolation or not, you can’t go that far just for human contact xx"

When you look out the window and see buses going to Preston and you can only dream of those far flung exotic places

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When picking your cat up and using it as a phone to make your kid laugh is far funnier than it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you start disinfecting your shopping.

When you start disinfecting your disinfectant "

Don’t laugh I did. I saw the supermarket shelf stacker with her grubby mits all over the bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... "

Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then...

Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate "

Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Just queued up in the rain to enter Tescos. Could have kissed the guy at door when he let me in.

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... "

When you seriously considering shaving off all your hair following Britney Spears as a role model

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

You know your going stir crazy when:

You build a mountain in your living room out of mashed potatoes.

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Just queued up in the rain to enter Tescos. Could have kissed the guy at door when he let me in."

Then you realised the 2m was still in place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting in the queue at Tesco’s , is like waiting to go on a ride at Alton towers , the anticipation and excitement, moving closer to the entrance, sweet dripping from your head that they may have toilet rolls inside

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

When you’ve spent too long on the forums and one thread blurs into another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then...

Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate

Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while "

Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then...

Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate

Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while

Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it "

And they have pastry! Result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then...

Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate

Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while

Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it

And they have pastry! Result!"

Yup!

Aaaaaannd I noticed they had bagged up all the open cakes and bread! This gave me a proper happy because I can't walk past their bakery section without tutting at the lack of sneeze guards and knowing that a great dirty Herbert has had their fingers all over it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then...

Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate

Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while

Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it

And they have pastry! Result!

Yup!

Aaaaaannd I noticed they had bagged up all the open cakes and bread! This gave me a proper happy because I can't walk past their bakery section without tutting at the lack of sneeze guards and knowing that a great dirty Herbert has had their fingers all over it! "

This just keeps getting better!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Waiting in the queue at Tesco’s , is like waiting to go on a ride at Alton towers , the anticipation and excitement, moving closer to the entrance, sweet dripping from your head that they may have toilet rolls inside "

Have they introduced height restrictions? Can only be a matter of time

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Panic buying has calmed here

Shops not as busy between 2-4pm so I nip over then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're going stir crazy when the neighbour says (from a safe distance of 10 metres) "It's a bit chillier today isn't it?" and you laugh hysterically, doubled over, as if they told you the funniest joke in the world, and you can't stop it.

Also, when your eyes well-up when you drive past the shittiest pub in town, and it's closed.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"You know you're going stir crazy when the neighbour says (from a safe distance of 10 metres) "It's a bit chillier today isn't it?" and you laugh hysterically, doubled over, as if they told you the funniest joke in the world, and you can't stop it.

Also, when your eyes well-up when you drive past the shittiest pub in town, and it's closed."

Aww bless x

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When you look at the ducks in the park and wonder if you could squeeze an egg out of one of them

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house.

I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x"

I get this iv been climbing trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you eat a mash potato sandwich in the shower.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house.

I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x"

You lucky thing!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When a cardio hater takes up running

... And considers the logistics and consequences of breaking into the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wash your van at work to avoid going home and sitting alone any longer than you have to, to be fair it was 4 months overdue a proper wash.

And I also know how lucky I am to still be able to get out to work to break the monotony.

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