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Why don’t toasters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have little windows so you can see how toasty your toast is?

What else would be a fantastic idea? Sell it to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wellllll fuck ya’ll

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Wellllll fuck ya’ll"

Oh oh me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staplers with little windows so you know where you’re nearly out of ammo

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

A little glass window in your sandwich toaster to

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Why can only specially trained professionals examine a high quality glass sphere and predict the future?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have little windows so you can see how toasty your toast is?

What else would be a fantastic idea? Sell it to me!"

Along these lines - how about a toaster that doesn't catch fire when I try to make fried bread by brushing a slice of bread with oil and putting it in the toaster on high setting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A camera in the end of a vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A camera in the end of a vibrator "

That’s been done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A camera in the end of a vibrator

That’s been done!"

Ahhh fuck

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wanna buy a left handed screwdriver OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A camera in the end of a vibrator

That’s been done!"

How about a VR camera

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanna buy a left handed screwdriver OP? "

I’m right handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread.

1. People to be chipped so we dont have to carry passports.

2.Finger print or iris scans to be used for all online access.

3.Ability to download and upload memory between humans and machines and between humans - Quickly.

4.A jacket that keeps you warm or cold depending on the outside weather.

5.Colour changing clothes/ shoes- already under development.

6.A toaster that remembers how I would like my toast and tossed into a plate wouldn't be a miss.

Hope these would be good for a starter for ten.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Wanna buy a left handed screwdriver OP? "

Does that mean you bought it in the same shop that sold you a Yellow bubble for a horizontal Spirit Level, and the tin of Tartan Paint?

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

Christmas & Tag is in RED TIGHTS !!!

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

Christmas & Tag is in RED TIGHTS !!!

You should be able to lay toasters on their sides and do beans on toast at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should be able to lay toasters on their sides and do beans on toast at the same time."

There’s a toaster with a wee bit at the side for beans

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Wanna buy a left handed screwdriver OP?

I’m right handed "

Meh, how about a metric adjustable spanner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanna buy a left handed screwdriver OP?

I’m right handed

Meh, how about a metric adjustable spanner?"

Listen here ace

You’re gonna just be naming things I don’t need nor want

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

You can get them already.

Google Vonshef

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Wanna buy a left handed screwdriver OP?

I’m right handed

Meh, how about a metric adjustable spanner?

Listen here ace

You’re gonna just be naming things I don’t need nor want

"

I take it that you have got plenty of Tartan paint then

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By *heel markMan
over a year ago

beside the sea


"You should be able to lay toasters on their sides and do beans on toast at the same time.

There’s a toaster with a wee bit at the side for beans "

I have one of them ,heat beans poach eggs, etc. Haven't used it yet though. I dont like beans or poached eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because if you had a window you'd just see the heating element

As a design student I'm welcome to any other ideas of this caliber tho. Might make a fortune down the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the wimdows on the toaster would need classy blinds or curtains just to make it more homely

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Wellllll fuck ya’ll"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women.

I’d like a window in the side of women’s heads.

Why don’t women ever say what they mean?

I’m gonna write to the government about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women.

I’d like a window in the side of women’s heads.

Why don’t women ever say what they mean?

I’m gonna write to the government about it."

I’m sure that’s high on their priorities list atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want a toaster window. Toaster ovens have one but they’re too bulky. My toaster now has a check your toast button, but I like your idea better. -Mrs

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Would it be a bay window for thick sliced bread

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I saw this on Twitter earlier and thought it was a fantastic idea! Mainly because I really like crumpets to be a perfect golden colour and if you have to pop them up to check it ruins it.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


"Because if you had a window you'd just see the heating element

As a design student I'm welcome to any other ideas of this caliber tho. Might make a fortune down the line "

But you could have it like the back window of a car where the heating element was on the glass. You’d then have to make sure to make the outside of the viewing window was cool wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women.

I’d like a window in the side of women’s heads.

Why don’t women ever say what they mean?

I’m gonna write to the government about it.

I’m sure that’s high on their priorities list atm"

It’d probably be a welcome distraction I reckon

Chief whip...

“Look at this letter we’ve received from Sam!

Borris...

“He’s gotta point you know.”

Generally...

“Here here.”

Fiona Bruce, mp for congleton...

“I really need a shit, gosh that was close.”

Generally...

“Phewwww, who’s done that!”

Borris...

“ it’s that Fiona Bruce! She’s followed through!”

Chief whip...

“Order, order, everyone out!”

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Women.

I’d like a window in the side of women’s heads.

Why don’t women ever say what they mean?

I’m gonna write to the government about it."

Stop generalising Sammy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women.

I’d like a window in the side of women’s heads.

Why don’t women ever say what they mean?

I’m gonna write to the government about it.

Stop generalising Sammy."

Yeah, point taken.

I’m the worst for it...

People, why can’t people say what they fucking actually mean.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Wanna buy a left handed screwdriver OP? "

I’m ambidextrous will it be any good for me?

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By *ad steMan
over a year ago

Southport

I would like a idiot mover on the road ppl in the way doing 40 in the middle Lane on motorway etc if this is pos I'd like it for 2 weeks time when they all come back out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like a idiot mover on the road ppl in the way doing 40 in the middle Lane on motorway etc if this is pos I'd like it for 2 weeks time when they all come back out "

What now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you couldn't have windows for toaster because someone would touch and get burnt.

And due to the heat over time the window would darken and be rendered useless.

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By *ad steMan
over a year ago

Southport


"I would like a idiot mover on the road ppl in the way doing 40 in the middle Lane on motorway etc if this is pos I'd like it for 2 weeks time when they all come back out

What now?"

Do you drive ?

An idiot mover push a button and the idiot that is causing hassle for you is moved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self-warming knife for dealing with butter on aforementioned toast

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

Isn’t the timer enough to tell you roughly how well it’s done? 1- 1min, 2, 2 mins etc xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanna buy a left handed screwdriver OP? "

I would, but I'm all out of left-handed screws

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

Tartan paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why don't toasters shoot out billions of £ out in my house

because they don't

you should get a patent for that window thing though

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