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Are you a 'rough sleeper' ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you commit all sorts of indignities upon your bedmate?

Or are you a pleasure to lay beside of a nightime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a total pleasure

My baby on the other hand...

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Do you commit all sorts of indignities upon your bedmate?

Or are you a pleasure to lay beside of a nightime?"

Once asleep, I barely move at all.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m a total pleasure

My baby on the other hand..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been known to shake a room or two... with my snoring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I rem_mber sharing a bed with a young woman and realising the blanket was not for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you commit all sorts of indignities upon your bedmate?

Or are you a pleasure to lay beside of a nightime?

Once asleep, I barely move at all.

Cal"
No comment on Nita?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm a dream. She's a nightmare.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Jools is all knees and a quilt poacher.

I'm a light sleeper so she fidgits all night kneeing me in the back stealing the quilt whilst I lay on the edge of the mattress hugging the one corner of the quilt I'm allowed to have to stay warm!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm a delight as long as I'm asleep and tied up so my hands can't do anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I'm asleep I barely move. I breathe so quietly my ex used to panic and think I had died

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jools is all knees and a quilt poacher.

I'm a light sleeper so she fidgits all night kneeing me in the back stealing the quilt whilst I lay on the edge of the mattress hugging the one corner of the quilt I'm allowed to have to stay warm!"
God have mercy on you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once I'm asleep I barely move. I breathe so quietly my ex used to panic and think I had died "

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I have sleeping wandering hands, known to caress a bum or two in my sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have sleeping wandering hands, known to caress a bum or two in my sleep "
Humourous.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Do you commit all sorts of indignities upon your bedmate?

Or are you a pleasure to lay beside of a nightime?

Once asleep, I barely move at all.

Cal

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No comment on Nita?"

She's quite active in her sleep but nothing violent, just constantly moving.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you commit all sorts of indignities upon your bedmate?

Or are you a pleasure to lay beside of a nightime?

Once asleep, I barely move at all.

Cal

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No comment on Nita?

She's quite active in her sleep but nothing violent, just constantly moving.

Cal"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bad breath tales can be included.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have weird dreams, very weird

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My sleep pattern is dreadful. I work nights so on my nights off i can not sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have weird dreams, very weird "
My friend you are a probable rough sleeper who falls into the untested category. Best see a doctor before you venture into the world of bed share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pleasurable wiggler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an awful sleeper.. Talk, shout, move, very broken sleep.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sleep pattern is dreadful. I work nights so on my nights off i can not sleep"

Hopefully this is a victimless state of affairs? Plus you don't look bad on it!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Im snuggly and I may purr slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a light-sleeping wriggle-breeches!

Snorers will be smothered!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a pleasurable wiggler! "
Snakes are not pleasurable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't sleep, I turn into a ball of raging body heat and and enter a coma like state of consciousness

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

My ex husband used to breathe so loudly and weirdly it was like he was on a ventilator.

It drove me insane.

I'm quite still.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

We are both total starfish, we sometimes wake up in the wrong bed, or even he wrong house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex husband used to breathe so loudly and weirdly it was like he was on a ventilator.

It drove me insane.

I'm quite still."
My Sisters husband snores like a horse, how she manages I do not know.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’m like an epileptic washing machine

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I am a light-sleeping wriggle-breeches!

Snorers will be smothered!"

You kinky fecker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Spooned when you don't want to be falls into the 'rough sleeper' category. Be aware of that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im snuggly and I may purr slightly "
A light purr is acceptable, snuggly has its limits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a pleasurable wiggler! Snakes are not pleasurable!"

I can assure you they are if they wrap around tightly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a pleasurable wiggler! Snakes are not pleasurable!

I can assure you they are if they wrap around tightly "
Touche

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

I would need to be restrained, not quite sure exactly what I do in my sleep but I have previously while sleeping sprained an ankle, torn a muscle in my rotator cuff, cut lip, scratched leg, swollen eye, and various bruises.

So no not a delight lol

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Do you commit all sorts of indignities upon your bedmate?

Or are you a pleasure to lay beside of a nightime?

Once asleep, I barely move at all.

Cal"

Unlike me, who moves about and will take over the whole bed given the opportunity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't sleep, I turn into a ball of raging body heat and and enter a coma like state of consciousness "
...a ball of raging body heat..that's some funny sh*t!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk in my sleep, sometimes get up and have a wander around too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would need to be restrained, not quite sure exactly what I do in my sleep but I have previously while sleeping sprained an ankle, torn a muscle in my rotator cuff, cut lip, scratched leg, swollen eye, and various bruises.

So no not a delight lol "
Reads like something out of Poltergeist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would need to be restrained, not quite sure exactly what I do in my sleep but I have previously while sleeping sprained an ankle, torn a muscle in my rotator cuff, cut lip, scratched leg, swollen eye, and various bruises.

So no not a delight lol Reads like something out of Poltergeist!"
Sorry..the Exorcist!!

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury


"I would need to be restrained, not quite sure exactly what I do in my sleep but I have previously while sleeping sprained an ankle, torn a muscle in my rotator cuff, cut lip, scratched leg, swollen eye, and various bruises.

So no not a delight lol Reads like something out of Poltergeist!"

Haha very true, I have to say in my defense they were not all at the same time. And thank god no one else was in the bed with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would need to be restrained, not quite sure exactly what I do in my sleep but I have previously while sleeping sprained an ankle, torn a muscle in my rotator cuff, cut lip, scratched leg, swollen eye, and various bruises.

So no not a delight lol Reads like something out of Poltergeist!

Haha very true, I have to say in my defense they were not all at the same time. And thank god no one else was in the bed with me "
Bless you dear, It's a humourous share.

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