FabSwingers.com forum: Monday Forum Roll Call

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning everyone...

Report here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum.....

Roll call will end at 1 pm so dont be late!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mooooorning! Present and correct, Major.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Present Sir Ash

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Mooooorning! Present and correct, Major."

Good morning ladyLilly....congrats on being first on today's parade ground...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Present not correct major

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present Sir Ash

Morning Compersion....Are you also correct?...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on time. Whoop whoop.

Hola Major! Hope your week started well

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Morning Sah!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present not correct major "

Morning gentleman...I hope you will be correct soon!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Reporting from bed, sah!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning you 2

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning here isolated bored

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We are both present!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

"Present Sir Ash

Morning Compersion....Are you also correct?...

Definitely not correct I'm a bedraggled mess

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm on time. Whoop whoop.

Hola Major! Hope your week started well

Morning private TubeRose.....seeing you on the parade ground has made my week start well...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m present but never, ever correct!

Morning all

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Present not correct major

Morning gentleman...I hope you will be correct soon!"

I need to be corrected major

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on time. Whoop whoop.

Hola Major! Hope your week started well

Morning private TubeRose.....seeing you on the parade ground has made my week start well...

Well that made my day for sure! Off to exercise

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Sah!!!!

Morning Shaggy....Eyes to the front there private!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting from bed, sah!"

Morning private Lorenzo....anything to report from bed so far?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Here!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mooooorning! Present and correct, Major.

Good morning ladyLilly....congrats on being first on today's parade ground...

I always try to be on time!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here ...wouldnt want to be anywhere else ! Not .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning you 2

Good morning Cheeky.......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

Good morning Sgt Ass.. I mean Ash..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning major Ash, I’m present but not correct yet as my hair needs drying x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Reporting from bed, sah!

Morning private Lorenzo....anything to report from bed so far?

I've erected my tent... that's about it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Reporting from my desk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning here isolated bored "

Morning Captain Marvel....can you give me 10 laps of the parade ground making sure you keep 2 meters away from anybody....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

All present and correct here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"We are both present!

D."

Morning Jo and D.....are you both correct this morning?...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash, it's my day off today x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Still here Ash

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present Sir Ash

Morning Compersion....Are you also correct?...

Definitely not correct I'm a bedraggled mess

I will give you an to sort yourself out private compersion...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m present but never, ever correct!

Morning all

Morning Danny....Major Ash will soon put that right private!....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present not correct major

Morning gentleman...I hope you will be correct soon!

I need to be corrected major "

Can you give Major Ash 20 push ups and 20 sit ups to start with....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here!"

Good morning Sam.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Morning Sah!!!!

Morning Shaggy....Eyes to the front there private!"

Eyes front as instructed - cock out to maintain 2m social distancing!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sian_coupleukCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Present Sir!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here ...wouldnt want to be anywhere else ! Not ."

Morning Kitten.......thanks for reporting in...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"We are both present!

Morning Jo and D.....are you both correct this morning?...

Morning

I can only say, we are present!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Reporting for fab duty sir

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correctly present, Sir!

Fuzz

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Somehow working from home is definitely helping with my punctuality for this thread. Woohoo I am on time!

Her x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Sgt Ass.. I mean Ash..

Good morning Willow..Major Ass I mean Ash liked your joke!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning major Ash, I’m present but not correct yet as my hair needs drying x

Good morning Angie...I hope your hair will be dry when you arrive on the parade ground x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting from bed, sah!

Morning private Lorenzo....anything to report from bed so far?

I've erected my tent... that's about it

Thats a good start!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ingmong1964Couple
over a year ago

hessle

Hiya major we are new

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting from my desk

Morning DC...Anything to report from your desk this morning?...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning all

All present and correct here "

Morning giant....I will promote you to corporal

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning all"

Morning Reis...Are you present and correct?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm going AWOL.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Major it's a fine day!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash, it's my day off today x"

Morning Bluebelle....I hope you have a lovely day off x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Still here Ash

Good to see you still here private PP...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here"

Thanks for reporting in this morning.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Sah!!!!

Morning Shaggy....Eyes to the front there private!

Eyes front as instructed - cock out to maintain 2m social distancing!!

Well done for remembering the 2 meter rule...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present Sir! "

Good morning asian couple and thanks for reporting in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for fab duty sir

Morning Mr Kipling....thanks for reporting in for duty

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sian_coupleukCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Present Sir!

Good morning asian couple and thanks for reporting in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Correctly present, Sir!

Fuzz"

Morning private Fuzz...are you correct today?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Morning Ash

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Somehow working from home is definitely helping with my punctuality for this thread. Woohoo I am on time!

Her x"

Morning Nice....well done for turning up to the parade ground on time today!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tá mé anseo!

Dia duit, Ash

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Present Sir!

Good morning asian couple and thanks for reporting in

Great pics x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hiya major we are new "

Welcome mingmong to the roll call thread and to the forum

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Planemike flying in... safely landed !!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm going AWOL."

I hope you will take all precautions if going out.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 30/03/20 09:29:27]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Major it's a fine day!!"

Good morning rider...it certainly is a fine day...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Present not correct major

Morning gentleman...I hope you will be correct soon!

I need to be corrected major

Can you give Major Ash 20 push ups and 20 sit ups to start with....

Done major

Awaiting my next objective major

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am present sir!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash "

Good morning private sensenual...anything to report to HQ this morning?.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Tá mé anseo!

Dia duit, Ash

Morning Boldy...I hope God and Mary is with you too...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Planemike flying in... safely landed !!!"

Excellent landing there _lanemike..I'm promoting you to be in charge of our air force....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I am present sir! "

Morning Cute....I hope you are also correct

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash

Morning all

All present but not sure about correct I'm still in bed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tá mé anseo!

Dia duit, Ash

Morning Boldy...I hope God and Mary is with you too...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Correctly present, Sir!

Fuzz

Morning private Fuzz...are you correct today?"

All Bristol fashion here, sir

Fuzz

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Morning Ash.

Reporting in Sir!

Enjoy your day.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *toobguyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good morning all.

I'm here, but doubt I'll ever be correct.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Morning Ash

Good morning private sensenual...anything to report to HQ this morning?.

Noting but Boredom Sir. Watched every Everton Dvd I've got. Got about 40 books on Everton, so gonna start reading them again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporting in, from bed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lelizabethTV/TS
over a year ago

coventry

Good morning ‘ present and correct and locked up x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash

Morning all

All present but not sure about correct I'm still in bed

Good morning lezzer....I'm happy if you're not correct

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good Morning Ash.

Reporting in Sir!

Enjoy your day."

Good morning private Iain....I hope you have a good day too...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning all.

I'm here, but doubt I'll ever be correct.

Morning stoob....there will always be some who ate never correct

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash

Good morning private sensenual...anything to report to HQ this morning?.

Noting but Boredom Sir. Watched every Everton Dvd I've got. Got about 40 books on Everton, so gonna start reading them again

I have heard they are still playing football in Belorussia so will see if I can watch their league later!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ae1985Woman
over a year ago

kittenshire

Morning!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting in, from bed.

Morning unique....anything to report in from bed this morning

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning ‘ present and correct and locked up x"

Morning elezibeth...I hope week 2 of your self isolation goes well

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola Ash

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning!"

Good morning Rae...thanks for reporting in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning! I'm here I'm here!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ae1985Woman
over a year ago

kittenshire

"Morning!

Good morning Rae...thanks for reporting in

All's cosy in bed for now, getting warmer tho

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hola Ash

Hola Rubi....are you present and correct this morning

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here"

Good morning private young cub...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Gooooooooood moooooooooorning fabbers !!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Ash (and Lorna!)

How are you? (Both?)

I slept for 12 hours. Thought I’d feel better...I do not

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MG reporting for duty

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning. Hope everyone’s alright. I’m dropping by in between jobs.

Stay safe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning! I'm here I'm here!! "

Good morning Sarah...I can see you!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning!

Good morning Rae...thanks for reporting in

All's cosy in bed for now, getting warmer tho

Have you got room for one more in there...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola Ash

Hola Rubi....are you present and correct this morning

I'm present. I feel a bit wrong though, god damn bloody hayfever. My eyes are iiiiiiiiiiiiitchy!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ae1985Woman
over a year ago

kittenshire

"Morning!

Good morning Rae...thanks for reporting in

All's cosy in bed for now, getting warmer tho

Have you got room for one more in there...

I'll move down

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning! I'm here I'm here!!

Good morning Sarah...I can see you!

Thank you Sir.... Reporting in for duty Sir (stands up tall,(well as tall as a 5ft2"person can) clicks heels and salutes)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Gooooooooood moooooooooorning fabbers !! "

Good morning tall Ben......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present"

Good morning Jase....Are you correct today?..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing at attention and ready for inspection.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hello Ash (and Lorna!)

How are you? (Both?)

I slept for 12 hours. Thought I’d feel better...I do not

Morning Queen Leviosa....I'm doing good thank you...Lorna is still asleep!...I hope you feel better later x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"MG reporting for duty

Thanks for reporting in for duty MG...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing at attention and ready for inspection."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning. Hope everyone’s alright. I’m dropping by in between jobs.

Stay safe

Morning popeye....I hope you are okay and stay safe also...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning corporal Meli.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hola Ash

Hola Rubi....are you present and correct this morning

I'm present. I feel a bit wrong though, god damn bloody hayfever. My eyes are iiiiiiiiiiiiitchy!!!! "

I hope your hay fever feels better as the day goes on....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

Good morning corporal Meli.....

Yaaaay! Hello Ash! I am reporting in and sending you a virtual, respectfully social distancing hug.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning!

Good morning Rae...thanks for reporting in

All's cosy in bed for now, getting warmer tho

Have you got room for one more in there...

I'll move down

I'm on my way as soon as the social distancing rules are over...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning! I'm here I'm here!!

Good morning Sarah...I can see you!

Thank you Sir.... Reporting in for duty Sir (stands up tall,(well as tall as a 5ft2"person can) clicks heels and salutes)

That was the best salute on the parade ground this morning Sarah....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Good monday morning everybody. I'm still around, but been spending a lot of time in the forum next door but one...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning! I'm here I'm here!!

Good morning Sarah...I can see you!

Thank you Sir.... Reporting in for duty Sir (stands up tall,(well as tall as a 5ft2"person can) clicks heels and salutes)

That was the best salute on the parade ground this morning Sarah....

Thank you Sir... Stands smugly... Ignoring the evil stares from everyone else.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Standing at attention and ready for inspection."

Good morning Daniel...can you stand at the back of the parade please at least 2 meters away...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I'm definitely present but according to my wife I'm very rarely correct.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning corporal Meli.....

Yaaaay! Hello Ash! I am reporting in and sending you a virtual, respectfully social distancing hug."

I always love your virtual booby hugs Corporal Meli.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct Major

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good monday morning everybody. I'm still around, but been spending a lot of time in the forum next door but one..."

Good morning Polly.....I hope you are well x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm definitely present but according to my wife I'm very rarely correct."

My partner always says the same to me also...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correct Major"

Good morning open minded...

Thanks for reporting in...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Reporting from my desk

Morning DC...Anything to report from your desk this morning?...

All is well thanks Ash

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Reporting Ash

I’ve just returned after two weeks of being quiet, hope everyone is well and keeping safe x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting Ash

I’ve just returned after two weeks of being quiet, hope everyone is well and keeping safe x"

Good morning cookie..its nice to see you on the forum again x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Cal here, although popping in and out as I'm at work.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Cal here, although popping in and out as I'm at work. "

Good afternoon Cal...hope you have a good day and stay safe.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Reporting in Ash

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Morning ish, Present and correct Major

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Hi, I'll be in and out, as I'm working.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting in Ash

Good afternoon Babs.....always a pleasure seeing you report in....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning ish, Present and correct Major "

Good afternoon private onaquest.....anything to report in to HQ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hi, I'll be in and out, as I'm working. "

Good afternoon _uenevere....thanks fir reporting in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Corporal Sensual reporting for duty Ash Sir

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Forum roll call is now over...thanks to everybody who reported in for duty...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty Ash Sir

Just in time on the parade ground Corporal Sensual!...Anything to report to HQ we need to know about today?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Reporting in Ash

Good afternoon Babs.....always a pleasure seeing you report in....

Blimey! I was a bit late

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’m here, taking 5 away from the screens. Bored of silence & missing the vibe of an office. T is actually at work

J x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here"

You missed the 1pm deadline transgirl!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting in Ash

Good afternoon Babs.....always a pleasure seeing you report in....

Blimey! I was a bit late

You just made it on time Babs!...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m here, taking 5 away from the screens. Bored of silence & missing the vibe of an office. T is actually at work

J x"

Roll call finished at 1 pm J.....everyone has now gone home... :

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here "

You missed roll call also bj.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I’m here, taking 5 away from the screens. Bored of silence & missing the vibe of an office. T is actually at work

J x

Roll call finished at 1 pm J.....everyone has now gone home... :

I’ve been busy being a keyworker

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty Ash Sir

Just in time on the parade ground Corporal Sensual!...Anything to report to HQ we need to know about today?"

A small squad of enemy troops attempted a raid on our supplies depot - they were after our much prised pasta, but we managed to chase them off by hurling some pickled eggs at them.

As a bonus, in the said skirmish, our head chef was inspired with a new pasta and pickled eggs recipe so it’s been a pretty good outcome all in all

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Good morning everyone...

Report here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum.....

Roll call will end at 1 pm so dont be late!

"
Better late than never

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m here, taking 5 away from the screens. Bored of silence & missing the vibe of an office. T is actually at work

J x

Roll call finished at 1 pm J.....everyone has now gone home... :

I’ve been busy being a keyworker

You can report in at any time and keep up the good

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I’m here, taking 5 away from the screens. Bored of silence & missing the vibe of an office. T is actually at work

J x

Roll call finished at 1 pm J.....everyone has now gone home... :

I’ve been busy being a keyworker

You can report in at any time and keep up the good

Thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty Ash Sir

Just in time on the parade ground Corporal Sensual!...Anything to report to HQ we need to know about today?

A small squad of enemy troops attempted a raid on our supplies depot - they were after our much prised pasta, but we managed to chase them off by hurling some pickled eggs at them.

As a bonus, in the said skirmish, our head chef was inspired with a new pasta and pickled eggs recipe so it’s been a pretty good outcome all in all

I look forward to trying the new pasta and pickled eggs dish at the mess barracks tonight...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Here

You missed the 1pm deadline transgirl!"

Sorry x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread