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"Mooooorning! Present and correct, Major." Good morning ladyLilly....congrats on being first on today's parade ground... | |||
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"Present Sir Ash " Morning Compersion....Are you also correct?... | |||
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"Present not correct major " Morning gentleman...I hope you will be correct soon! | |||
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"Present Sir Ash Morning Compersion....Are you also correct?... " Definitely not correct I'm a bedraggled mess | |||
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"I'm on time. Whoop whoop. Hola Major! Hope your week started well" Morning private TubeRose.....seeing you on the parade ground has made my week start well... | |||
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"Present not correct major Morning gentleman...I hope you will be correct soon!" I need to be corrected major | |||
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"Morning Sah!!!! " Morning Shaggy....Eyes to the front there private! | |||
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"Reporting from bed, sah!" Morning private Lorenzo....anything to report from bed so far? | |||
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"Mooooorning! Present and correct, Major. Good morning ladyLilly....congrats on being first on today's parade ground... " I always try to be on time! | |||
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"Morning you 2 " Good morning Cheeky....... | |||
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"Reporting from bed, sah! Morning private Lorenzo....anything to report from bed so far? " I've erected my tent... that's about it | |||
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"Morning here isolated bored " Morning Captain Marvel....can you give me 10 laps of the parade ground making sure you keep 2 meters away from anybody.... | |||
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"We are both present! D." Morning Jo and D.....are you both correct this morning?... | |||
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"Present Sir Ash Morning Compersion....Are you also correct?... Definitely not correct I'm a bedraggled mess " I will give you an to sort yourself out private compersion... | |||
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"I’m present but never, ever correct! Morning all " Morning Danny....Major Ash will soon put that right private!.... | |||
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"Present not correct major Morning gentleman...I hope you will be correct soon! I need to be corrected major " Can you give Major Ash 20 push ups and 20 sit ups to start with.... | |||
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"Here!" Good morning Sam..... | |||
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"Morning Sah!!!! Morning Shaggy....Eyes to the front there private!" Eyes front as instructed - cock out to maintain 2m social distancing!! | |||
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"Here ...wouldnt want to be anywhere else ! Not ." Morning Kitten.......thanks for reporting in... | |||
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"We are both present! D. Morning Jo and D.....are you both correct this morning?... " Morning I can only say, we are present! D. | |||
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"Good morning Sgt Ass.. I mean Ash.. " Good morning Willow..Major Ass I mean Ash liked your joke! | |||
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"Morning major Ash, I’m present but not correct yet as my hair needs drying x " Good morning Angie...I hope your hair will be dry when you arrive on the parade ground x | |||
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"Reporting from bed, sah! Morning private Lorenzo....anything to report from bed so far? I've erected my tent... that's about it " Thats a good start! | |||
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"Reporting from my desk " Morning DC...Anything to report from your desk this morning?... | |||
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"Morning all All present and correct here " Morning giant....I will promote you to corporal | |||
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"Morning all" Morning Reis...Are you present and correct? | |||
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"Morning Ash, it's my day off today x" Morning Bluebelle....I hope you have a lovely day off x | |||
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"Still here Ash " Good to see you still here private PP... | |||
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"I'm here" Thanks for reporting in this morning. | |||
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"Morning Sah!!!! Morning Shaggy....Eyes to the front there private! Eyes front as instructed - cock out to maintain 2m social distancing!! " Well done for remembering the 2 meter rule... | |||
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"Present Sir! " Good morning asian couple and thanks for reporting in | |||
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"Reporting for fab duty sir " Morning Mr Kipling....thanks for reporting in for duty | |||
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"Present Sir! Good morning asian couple and thanks for reporting in " | |||
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"Correctly present, Sir! Fuzz" Morning private Fuzz...are you correct today? | |||
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"Somehow working from home is definitely helping with my punctuality for this thread. Woohoo I am on time! Her x" Morning Nice....well done for turning up to the parade ground on time today! | |||
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"Present Sir! Good morning asian couple and thanks for reporting in " Great pics x | |||
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"Hiya major we are new " Welcome mingmong to the roll call thread and to the forum | |||
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"I'm going AWOL." I hope you will take all precautions if going out..... | |||
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"Good morning Major it's a fine day!!" Good morning rider...it certainly is a fine day... | |||
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"Present not correct major Morning gentleman...I hope you will be correct soon! I need to be corrected major Can you give Major Ash 20 push ups and 20 sit ups to start with.... " Done major Awaiting my next objective major | |||
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"Morning Ash " Good morning private sensenual...anything to report to HQ this morning?. | |||
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"Tá mé anseo! Dia duit, Ash " Morning Boldy...I hope God and Mary is with you too... | |||
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"Planemike flying in... safely landed !!!" Excellent landing there _lanemike..I'm promoting you to be in charge of our air force.... | |||
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"I am present sir! " Morning Cute....I hope you are also correct | |||
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"Tá mé anseo! Dia duit, Ash Morning Boldy...I hope God and Mary is with you too... " | |||
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"Correctly present, Sir! Fuzz Morning private Fuzz...are you correct today?" All Bristol fashion here, sir Fuzz | |||
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"Morning Ash Good morning private sensenual...anything to report to HQ this morning?. " Noting but Boredom Sir. Watched every Everton Dvd I've got. Got about 40 books on Everton, so gonna start reading them again | |||
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"Morning Ash Morning all All present but not sure about correct I'm still in bed " Good morning lezzer....I'm happy if you're not correct | |||
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"Good Morning Ash. Reporting in Sir! Enjoy your day." Good morning private Iain....I hope you have a good day too... | |||
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"Good morning all. I'm here, but doubt I'll ever be correct. " Morning stoob....there will always be some who ate never correct | |||
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"Morning Ash Good morning private sensenual...anything to report to HQ this morning?. Noting but Boredom Sir. Watched every Everton Dvd I've got. Got about 40 books on Everton, so gonna start reading them again " I have heard they are still playing football in Belorussia so will see if I can watch their league later! | |||
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"Reporting in, from bed. " Morning unique....anything to report in from bed this morning | |||
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"Good morning ‘ present and correct and locked up x" Morning elezibeth...I hope week 2 of your self isolation goes well | |||
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"Morning!" Good morning Rae...thanks for reporting in | |||
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"Morning! Good morning Rae...thanks for reporting in " All's cosy in bed for now, getting warmer tho | |||
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"Hola Ash " Hola Rubi....are you present and correct this morning | |||
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"Here" Good morning private young cub... | |||
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"Morning! I'm here I'm here!! " Good morning Sarah...I can see you! | |||
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"Morning! Good morning Rae...thanks for reporting in All's cosy in bed for now, getting warmer tho " Have you got room for one more in there... | |||
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"Hola Ash Hola Rubi....are you present and correct this morning " I'm present. I feel a bit wrong though, god damn bloody hayfever. My eyes are iiiiiiiiiiiiitchy!!!! | |||
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"Morning! Good morning Rae...thanks for reporting in All's cosy in bed for now, getting warmer tho Have you got room for one more in there..." I'll move down | |||
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"Morning! I'm here I'm here!! Good morning Sarah...I can see you! " Thank you Sir.... Reporting in for duty Sir (stands up tall,(well as tall as a 5ft2"person can) clicks heels and salutes) | |||
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"Gooooooooood moooooooooorning fabbers !! " Good morning tall Ben...... | |||
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"Present" Good morning Jase....Are you correct today?.. | |||
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"Hello Ash (and Lorna!) How are you? (Both?) I slept for 12 hours. Thought I’d feel better...I do not " Morning Queen Leviosa....I'm doing good thank you...Lorna is still asleep!...I hope you feel better later x | |||
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"MG reporting for duty " Thanks for reporting in for duty MG... | |||
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"Morning. Hope everyone’s alright. I’m dropping by in between jobs. Stay safe " Morning popeye....I hope you are okay and stay safe also... | |||
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" " Good morning corporal Meli..... | |||
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"Hola Ash Hola Rubi....are you present and correct this morning I'm present. I feel a bit wrong though, god damn bloody hayfever. My eyes are iiiiiiiiiiiiitchy!!!! " I hope your hay fever feels better as the day goes on.... | |||
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" Good morning corporal Meli..... " Yaaaay! Hello Ash! I am reporting in and sending you a virtual, respectfully social distancing hug. | |||
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"Morning! Good morning Rae...thanks for reporting in All's cosy in bed for now, getting warmer tho Have you got room for one more in there... I'll move down " I'm on my way as soon as the social distancing rules are over... | |||
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"Morning! I'm here I'm here!! Good morning Sarah...I can see you! Thank you Sir.... Reporting in for duty Sir (stands up tall,(well as tall as a 5ft2"person can) clicks heels and salutes) " That was the best salute on the parade ground this morning Sarah.... | |||
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"Morning! I'm here I'm here!! Good morning Sarah...I can see you! Thank you Sir.... Reporting in for duty Sir (stands up tall,(well as tall as a 5ft2"person can) clicks heels and salutes) That was the best salute on the parade ground this morning Sarah.... " Thank you Sir... Stands smugly... Ignoring the evil stares from everyone else..... | |||
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"Standing at attention and ready for inspection." Good morning Daniel...can you stand at the back of the parade please at least 2 meters away... | |||
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" Good morning corporal Meli..... Yaaaay! Hello Ash! I am reporting in and sending you a virtual, respectfully social distancing hug." I always love your virtual booby hugs Corporal Meli..... | |||
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"Good monday morning everybody. I'm still around, but been spending a lot of time in the forum next door but one..." Good morning Polly.....I hope you are well x | |||
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"I'm definitely present but according to my wife I'm very rarely correct." My partner always says the same to me also... | |||
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"Present and correct Major" Good morning open minded... Thanks for reporting in... | |||
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"Reporting from my desk Morning DC...Anything to report from your desk this morning?... " All is well thanks Ash | |||
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"Reporting Ash I’ve just returned after two weeks of being quiet, hope everyone is well and keeping safe x" Good morning cookie..its nice to see you on the forum again x | |||
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"Cal here, although popping in and out as I'm at work. " Good afternoon Cal...hope you have a good day and stay safe. | |||
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"Reporting in Ash " Good afternoon Babs.....always a pleasure seeing you report in.... | |||
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"Morning ish, Present and correct Major " Good afternoon private onaquest.....anything to report in to HQ? | |||
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"Hi, I'll be in and out, as I'm working. " Good afternoon _uenevere....thanks fir reporting in | |||
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"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty Ash Sir " Just in time on the parade ground Corporal Sensual!...Anything to report to HQ we need to know about today? | |||
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"Reporting in Ash Good afternoon Babs.....always a pleasure seeing you report in.... " Blimey! I was a bit late | |||
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"Here" You missed the 1pm deadline transgirl! | |||
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"Reporting in Ash Good afternoon Babs.....always a pleasure seeing you report in.... Blimey! I was a bit late " You just made it on time Babs!... | |||
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"I’m here, taking 5 away from the screens. Bored of silence & missing the vibe of an office. T is actually at work J x" Roll call finished at 1 pm J.....everyone has now gone home... : | |||
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"Here " You missed roll call also bj..... | |||
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"I’m here, taking 5 away from the screens. Bored of silence & missing the vibe of an office. T is actually at work J x Roll call finished at 1 pm J.....everyone has now gone home... : " I’ve been busy being a keyworker | |||
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"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty Ash Sir Just in time on the parade ground Corporal Sensual!...Anything to report to HQ we need to know about today?" A small squad of enemy troops attempted a raid on our supplies depot - they were after our much prised pasta, but we managed to chase them off by hurling some pickled eggs at them. As a bonus, in the said skirmish, our head chef was inspired with a new pasta and pickled eggs recipe so it’s been a pretty good outcome all in all | |||
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"Good morning everyone... Report here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum..... Roll call will end at 1 pm so dont be late! " Better late than never | |||
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"I’m here, taking 5 away from the screens. Bored of silence & missing the vibe of an office. T is actually at work J x Roll call finished at 1 pm J.....everyone has now gone home... : I’ve been busy being a keyworker " You can report in at any time and keep up the good | |||
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"I’m here, taking 5 away from the screens. Bored of silence & missing the vibe of an office. T is actually at work J x Roll call finished at 1 pm J.....everyone has now gone home... : I’ve been busy being a keyworker You can report in at any time and keep up the good " Thank you | |||
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"Corporal Sensual reporting for duty Ash Sir Just in time on the parade ground Corporal Sensual!...Anything to report to HQ we need to know about today? A small squad of enemy troops attempted a raid on our supplies depot - they were after our much prised pasta, but we managed to chase them off by hurling some pickled eggs at them. As a bonus, in the said skirmish, our head chef was inspired with a new pasta and pickled eggs recipe so it’s been a pretty good outcome all in all " I look forward to trying the new pasta and pickled eggs dish at the mess barracks tonight... | |||
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"Here You missed the 1pm deadline transgirl!" Sorry x | |||
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