FabSwingers.com forum: Help my friends

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So guys we need your help. I have a couple of friends looking for a guy that fits a specific list of requirements. I will not tell you the ladies names, it's up to them if they choose to message.

So lady 1 is looking for

Minimum height 5ft11, great sense of humour and hung like a horse. No blond's please

If you fit this, type your comment as lady 1

Lady 2 is looking for

Minimum height 6ft, intelligent, not a cunt and a 7inch dick.

If you fit this type lady 2 in your comment.

Us ladies thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the force be with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to all the massive dicks appearing

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By *azpiz1Man
over a year ago

Camberley

Lady 2, please - but Im probably far too old...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Brb just getting the tape measure out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much do the women weigh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be lovely men

That’s not much to ask

Oh and tall

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Is there a Lady 3 or 4 for those that don't fit?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

And yeah "friends" heard that one before

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By *illerpinsMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Just be lovely men

That’s not much to ask

Oh and tall

i always am respectful and curious to ladies x

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Lingering to see who pops up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much do the women weigh? "

You dont deserve any flange for asking that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much do the women weigh?

You dont deserve any flange for asking that

Double standards

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times."

Can I ask why ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And yeah "friends" heard that one before

Its not for me, you know that

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times."

I think it’s the perfect time to chat to potential meets. Knowing full well they won’t be getting any for a good while will show if they are a keeper or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times.

I think it’s the perfect time to chat to potential meets. Knowing full well they won’t be getting any for a good while will show if they are a keeper or not. "

This

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By *illerpinsMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times.

I think it’s the perfect time to chat to potential meets. Knowing full well they won’t be getting any for a good while will show if they are a keeper or not. "

exactly, something to look forward to isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times."

Lets call it window shopping then

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

not sure how hung lady 1 wants but definitely lady 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times."

I didn't realise you could get corona off a website. Haha

I think they just want a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a bit of fun people, if it turns to conversation and maybe something after lockdown then great, I've helped my friend's. If not, it's not the end of the world. Let's be nice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a bit of fun people, if it turns to conversation and maybe something after lockdown then great, I've helped my friend's. If not, it's not the end of the world. Let's be nice please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady 1 - dam I'm a dark blond

But I will definitely like to try my luck with lady 2

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

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and here’s a look at what you could have won lol

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Lady 1 - dam I'm a dark blond

But I will definitely like to try my luck with lady 2

I’m sure she’ll be flattered to be your 2nd choice! Lady 2 without a doubt but we come as a pair

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Looking forward to all the massive dicks appearing "

Haha enjoy !!!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"It's a bit of fun people, if it turns to conversation and maybe something after lockdown then great, I've helped my friend's. If not, it's not the end of the world. Let's be nice please"

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Inch out but not in height for lady 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady 1 - dam I'm a dark blond

But I will definitely like to try my luck with lady 2

I’m sure she’ll be flattered to be your 2nd choice! Lady 2 without a doubt but we come as a pair

Single, pair I'm up for either

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By *heshirebbwseekerMan
over a year ago

cheshire

I’m for Lady 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ive got a 7 inch dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady 2, and Lady 1 if the horse is hung to same size requirements as Lady 2.

There must be a small dicked horse out there somewhere getting pissed off with this stereotype.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"And yeah "friends" heard that one before

Its not for me, you know that "

I know but couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times.

I think it’s the perfect time to chat to potential meets. Knowing full well they won’t be getting any for a good while will show if they are a keeper or not. "

This 100%

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"And yeah "friends" heard that one before

Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re being height-ist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady 1 but I'm not quite as big as a horse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking forward to all the massive dicks appearing "
you can see my private pics

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"And yeah "friends" heard that one before

Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol "

Probably not a wise move

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And yeah "friends" heard that one before

Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol "

Her???

My profile didn't disappear as you put it, it's been hidden for ages,this post was genuinely for some friends. Not quite sure how else I can explain it or why I should have to???

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Lady 1 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And yeah "friends" heard that one before

Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol "

She regularly sees big cocks

Just the human kind

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Lingering to see who pops up

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are you lady 2 I'll stretch myself to six foot if you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And yeah "friends" heard that one before

Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol

Her???

My profile didn't disappear as you put it, it's been hidden for ages,this post was genuinely for some friends. Not quite sure how else I can explain it or why I should have to??? "

Nope you don’t and as one of the friends I thank you

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"And yeah "friends" heard that one before

Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol

Her???

My profile didn't disappear as you put it, it's been hidden for ages,this post was genuinely for some friends. Not quite sure how else I can explain it or why I should have to???

Nope you don’t and as one of the friends I thank you

No you don’t. And as one on my friends, I thank you too

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"And yeah "friends" heard that one before

Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol

Probably not a wise move

Hahahahaha I know like a bunch of hyenas cracking up

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll wait for option 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And yeah "friends" heard that one before

Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol

Probably not a wise move

Hahahahaha I know like a bunch of hyenas cracking up "

You’ve lost the plot ain’t ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll wait for option 3.

That's me

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And yeah "friends" heard that one before

Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol

Probably not a wise move

Hahahahaha I know like a bunch of hyenas cracking up "

Hyenas???? We were trying to have some fun. Why did you come on here just to antagonist and insult me and my friends? Bugger off somewhere else if that's the case!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't feed the troll people, it'll get bored and go away eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there "

Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there

Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes

Haha!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there "

Very mature response from a 30 year old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there

Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there "

Does your mummy know you're playing out???

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there

Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes

You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there

Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes

You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter .. "

Behave then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well, I fail both on size of chopper, never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh well, I fail both on size of chopper, never mind"

You’ve got bloody handsome looks

Gorgeous

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there

Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes

You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter ..

Behave then?"

I'll be good and behave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there

Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes

You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter .. "

Your 'banter' as you call it isn't funny, you're insulting people, people you don't even know. Go and find somewhere else to play or play nice, it isn't hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there

Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes

You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter ..

Behave then?

I'll be good and behave

Oh I like that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there

Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes

You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter .. "

Ahhh, banter, that magical word that excuses bad behaviour

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy

be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy

be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol "

Pick James, please pick James.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy

be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol

Pick James, please pick James.

No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man???

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy

be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol

Pick James, please pick James.

No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man??? "

It may help him to grow up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like people have said depends on dick size...

can be for either lady 1 or lady 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy

be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol

Pick James, please pick James.

No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man???

It may help him to grow up.

Yeah right! Got more chance of me finding a unicorn

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy

be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol

Pick James, please pick James.

No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man???

It may help him to grow up.

Yeah right! Got more chance of me finding a unicorn

I keep telling you I'll help you find one with my magic wand. Lol

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there

Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes

You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter ..

Behave then?

I'll be good and behave

Oh I like that..."

Anything for you miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy

be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol

Pick James, please pick James.

No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man???

It may help him to grow up.

Yeah right! Got more chance of me finding a unicorn

I keep telling you I'll help you find one with my magic wand. Lol"

Hehe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy

be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol

Pick James, please pick James.

No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man???

It may help him to grow up.

Yeah right! Got more chance of me finding a unicorn

I keep telling you I'll help you find one with my magic wand. Lol

Hehe!

Just call me 'fatgalf the horny' .

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?

Awww. Thanks for the offer and you're a pal, but I only like ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?

Sorry, he's mine

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?

Sorry, he's mine

Mwah x

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?

Awww. Thanks for the offer and you're a pal, but I only like ladies.

...but think of the potential shenanagins on the road?

They would write songs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy

be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol

Pick James, please pick James.

No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man???

It may help him to grow up.

Yeah right! Got more chance of me finding a unicorn

I keep telling you I'll help you find one with my magic wand. Lol

Hehe!

Just call me 'fatgalf the horny' . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much do the women weigh? "

Mahaha. Love it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?

Sorry, he's mine

Im sure you and colt can make sweet music together. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?

Awww. Thanks for the offer and you're a pal, but I only like ladies.

...but think of the potential shenanagins on the road?

They would write songs!

Exactly this! We could do route 66 and have places named after chunky and cole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?

Sorry, he's mine

I'll fight you for him

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?

Sorry, he's mine

I'll fight you for him

Im her champion, so you'll have to fight me. Lol

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

I reckon them requirements wipe out most of the single males on here

5.11 is not average height

Neither is a 7 inch cock

5.7 is average height

And 4 point 5 is the average cock size

Good luck searching for mr perfect

On top of that he has to be coincidentally single

I guess your odds are similar to matching 5 numbers on the lotto

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hang on guys - we're supposed to be helping sparkles & friends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?

Sorry, he's mine

I'll fight you for him

Im her champion, so you'll have to fight me. Lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on guys - we're supposed to be helping sparkles & friends.

Not me, just friends. I'm not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon them requirements wipe out most of the single males on here

5.11 is not average height

Neither is a 7 inch cock

5.7 is average height

And 4 point 5 is the average cock size

Good luck searching for mr perfect

On top of that he has to be coincidentally single

I guess your odds are similar to matching 5 numbers on the lotto "

I match lady 2 so it cant be that hard

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I reckon them requirements wipe out most of the single males on here

5.11 is not average height

Neither is a 7 inch cock

5.7 is average height

And 4 point 5 is the average cock size

Good luck searching for mr perfect

On top of that he has to be coincidentally single

I guess your odds are similar to matching 5 numbers on the lotto "

Hang on - I'm 'Mr Perfect'. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?

Sorry, he's mine

I'll fight you for him

Im her champion, so you'll have to fight me. Lol"

Alas, I cant fight you mr chunky, i yeald good sir

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hang on guys - we're supposed to be helping sparkles & friends.

Not me, just friends. I'm not interested"

Helping you to find guys for your friends. Xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on guys - we're supposed to be helping sparkles & friends.

Not me, just friends. I'm not interested

Helping you to find guys for your friends. Xxxxxx"

Okay

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hang on guys - we're supposed to be helping sparkles & friends.

Not me, just friends. I'm not interested

Helping you to find guys for your friends. Xxxxxx

Okay

xx"

Besides - you're mine, remember.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on guys - we're supposed to be helping sparkles & friends.

Not me, just friends. I'm not interested

Helping you to find guys for your friends. Xxxxxx

Okay

Besides - you're mine, remember.

Yep!

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm 5 ft Fuck all , hung like a mushroom with grey hair , and I have a tendency to prance around like a fairy in a dress .

Any good ???? Xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

When you've finished being cupid for the ladies are you going to help the guys - apart from me of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck I’m too short

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you've finished being cupid for the ladies are you going to help the guys - apart from me of course.

No sorry, I'm going back to my hole xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When you've finished being cupid for the ladies are you going to help the guys - apart from me of course.

No sorry, I'm going back to my hole xx"

OK. I've warmed up the bed.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"So guys we need your help. I have a couple of friends looking for a guy that fits a specific list of requirements. I will not tell you the ladies names, it's up to them if they choose to message.

So lady 1 is looking for

Minimum height 5ft11, great sense of humour and hung like a horse. No blond's please

If you fit this, type your comment as lady 1

Lady 2 is looking for

Minimum height 6ft, intelligent, not a cunt and a 7inch dick.

If you fit this type lady 2 in your comment.

Us ladies thank you

Well I dont fit either of them for tallness, but im not bovered about a persons height.

As long as im tall enough for her to lean on me while fresh or d*unk.

If needs must id carry her to the car and carry her into home, putting her to bed to sleep it off.

Im not hung like a horse and dont act like a cunt either with it.

Just an average person, That likes to please and cheer a person.

At least I dont have blonde hair.

Im not into requirements but I do love to cuddle and spoon up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you found your friends a man yet...?

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