FabSwingers.com forum: What's the strangest opening messages you received on Fab?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the craziest, Strangest or funniest message you ever received on Fab? Thought I'd get a laugh out of some of the replies while Isolated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm - 'have you got any Lemo, fancy a meet' probably the strangest one I've had from a couple. I told them I don't do lemo, but they never replied lol

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"Hmmm - 'have you got any Lemo, fancy a meet' probably the strangest one I've had from a couple. I told them I don't do lemo, but they never replied lol "

What on earth is lemo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm - 'have you got any Lemo, fancy a meet' probably the strangest one I've had from a couple. I told them I don't do lemo, but they never replied lol

What on earth is lemo?"

Beat me too it

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By *ywysoges_JWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

‘Will you shit on my chest?’

It was a no, obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm - 'have you got any Lemo, fancy a meet' probably the strangest one I've had from a couple. I told them I don't do lemo, but they never replied lol

What on earth is lemo?"

Colloquially known as Lemo in Liverpool = cocaine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I send you a pair of Knickers would you piss in them and post them back to me if I gave you £20"

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"Hmmm - 'have you got any Lemo, fancy a meet' probably the strangest one I've had from a couple. I told them I don't do lemo, but they never replied lol

What on earth is lemo?

Colloquially known as Lemo in Liverpool = cocaine

Ahhh. Ok

My strangest is not repeatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A marriage proposal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i make you pregnant

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By *ink flamingoWoman
over a year ago

essex

If I pay you, can you use me as your personal human toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

receiving an opening message? interesting concept!

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Q. Have you got a fleshlight?

A. Ye, why??

Q. Can I cum and borrow it?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

What are these strange "messages" you speak of ?

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

[Removed by poster at 29/03/20 17:42:22]

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"If I pay you, can you use me as your personal human toilet

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

I'm stuck at a train station in Leeds and my card isn't being accepted any chance you can see your way to paying a ticket on for me......

Foook right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i cum on your feet

Ewwww Lol

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Will you put a pair of purple knickers inside of you then give them to me for £50?

some strange people out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smell of blue cheese rods because I said I hadn’t received any made me laugh I liked it

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION

'l o yous toos'

But maybe not so strange anymore because I keep getting the same message with slightly differing spellings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the craziest, Strangest or funniest message you ever received on Fab? Thought I'd get a laugh out of some of the replies while Isolated

I got offered 6 of the best flogs for £30. Omg I'm skint but not that skint.

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By *pril86Woman
over a year ago

chester

Can I come and clean your recycling bins in just my gimp mask so the neighbours can see?

It was a noooo but then did reconsider as they do need a good clean out

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