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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Didn't want you feeling left out now.

Someone might write a book about FAT being a FEMINIST issue.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sorry ..... I obviously meant Rubenesque proud men ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This goes to prove that no one is interested in FAT MEN !

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I am

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Awwwwww who is ?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Proud fat bird who likes fit young gym bunnies with rock hard abs and perky buns and broad muscular shoulders here!

Sorry all you bears but you're not my type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat blokes and fat women shouldn't have sex, it's a proven fact that most of them only rock themselves to sleep when they do

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

well as the thread is about men .....................

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"well as the thread is about men ....................."

Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss ?

Is it a quiz ?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"well as the thread is about men .....................

Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss ?

Is it a quiz ?"

I don't know, you started the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You called?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"well as the thread is about men .....................

Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss ?

Is it a quiz ?

I don't know, you started the thread "

I'd say it's K ?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"well as the thread is about men .....................

Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss ?

Is it a quiz ?

I don't know, you started the thread

I'd say it's K ?"

50/50 chance and you still get it wrong lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You put me off by saying it was about men ! So I thought it was K after a fat bloke

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"You put me off by saying it was about men ! So I thought it was K after a fat bloke"

nahh she wants what I used to be, young and fit lol

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


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Sorry all you bears but you're not my type. "

That's animal discrimination, that is... I'm calling the RSPCA!

Wolf

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

well, standing up for all the big guys on here, we should all stop shagging.

apparently we are the cause of the world crash (probably weigh it down too much and knocked it off its axis), scrounge too much in benefits (cakes arent cheap you know) and just breed more chubbies (that will eat and eat and use your skinny kids to pick the crap from between their teeth)

then the world would be a better place.

but remember, without us you would have no:

fighting on the beaches!

GORDONS ALIVE!!!!

stars at night

bat out of hell

hancock films

the list goes on.

so, just think on, fascists!

your lives would be so much worse off without us fatblokes!

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

meant hitchcock films,

sorry, the lard is pressing against my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I already mentioned in the Doctors calling you fat thread please refrain from using the term Fat

I prefer 'Dimensionally Superior'

I can see the need for an addendum to the Fab Glossary detailing when Medium Build Becomes Curvy Becomes Cuddly becomes Fat

and when Small becomes Medium becomes WE becomes VWE becomes VVWE becomes Whimper

I know I would much prefer to be labelled and judged on my physical attributes rather than the person I am

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"meant hitchcock films,

sorry, the lard is pressing against my brain"

See. This is what happens. Come to my 'oven chip changeover seminar' on Fatdays....... I mean Frydays.... Fridays !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Sorry all you bears but you're not my type.

That's animal discrimination, that is... I'm calling the RSPCA!

Wolf

"

Nice to see you standing up for your brother bears but I didn't mention wolves!

(don't get me started on wolves... )

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result."

Hold your tummy in when you post xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result."

I think it would sink in better if you came up to Yorkshire give me a good seeing Oooops! I meant talking to!

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result.

Hold your tummy in when you post xx "

i would need my 2 hands, and yours, granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result.

Hold your tummy in when you post xx

i would need my 2 hands, and yours, granny"

I never said that to you xxx I'll give you a hand tho if you want :P

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham


"Proud fat bird who likes fit young gym bunnies with rock hard abs and perky buns and broad muscular shoulders here!

Sorry all you bears but you're not my type. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noted (next time i go back to Yorkshire)

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

I am not sure if I am classed as a fat bloke but I am a Littel over weight

Having just done a quick google on sex and calories burnt I found these results!

Kissing for 1/2 hr 68 calories

Undressing. 8+ calories

Massage. 80+ calories

Sex per 1/2 hr. 144 + calories

Oral giveing or reviving per 1/2 hr 100

So by my calculations a 1 hr sex session = 400 calories burnt.

That's not a bad workout

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

reviving ??

Do you suck them to death ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admitting you are gay AND like fat guys is like coming out twice.

Some friends will forgive you one but not the other

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere


"reviving ??

Do you suck them to death ?"

So you have never had your pussy Kissed,teased and licked

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"reviving ??

Do you suck them to death ?

So you have never had your pussy Kissed,teased and licked "

Not fatally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admitting you are gay AND like fat guys is like coming out twice.

Some friends will forgive you one but not the other "

I'm not even going to mention fat, black, gay men cos it'll cause a right rumpus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result."

I've had a word with myself and I'm still holding out for the 6' Adonis with the big ......... smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer larger men than gym bunnies or thin men.

Joys of personal preference

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

im in the minority that go for personality majority ofed the time and its pretty niçe in my own little bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmm love big bears

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