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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

It's reported in the papers that condom factories in Malaysia have closed..they produce a fifth of the worlds supply, meaning there's going to be worldwide shortages!!

Are these on the list of items limited in the supermarkets because I reckon alot of us on here might want to stock up for when this social isolation ends!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Damn , do I have to stop putting them over my head and posting it on Snapchat ??

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Damn , do I have to stop putting them over my head and posting it on Snapchat ?? "

Maybe wash out a used one for that!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Damn , do I have to stop putting them over my head and posting it on Snapchat ??

Maybe wash out a used one for that!! "

Ewwww

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By *.L.0460. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Damn , do I have to stop putting them over my head and posting it on Snapchat ??

Maybe wash out a used one for that!!

Ewwww "

Hahaha!!! You do realise that was a joke don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go bare back init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use clingfilm and an elastic band.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Crisp bag. Turn it inside out though or the seam hurts your lady parts.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

A piece of string tied from the penis to the big toe. When the bloke cums, his leg automatically straightens and pulls his cock out. Simples!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes as well I saw this coming I brought 2 boxes they will last 2 years possibly 6 if this virus don’t go lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"A piece of string tied from the penis to the big toe. When the bloke cums, his leg automatically straightens and pulls his cock out. Simples!! "

just laughed at that, how very inventive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a banana peel, just sellotape the sides back together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crisp bag. Turn it inside out though or the seam hurts your lady parts."

I have your advice a try and now I have a orange cheesy wotsit. Maybe next time I’ll wash it out 1st.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well as no one can play we are all okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn , do I have to stop putting them over my head and posting it on Snapchat ??

Maybe wash out a used one for that!! "

Or for a dare, dont even wash it out

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’ve got more than you can poke a stick at. God knows why? Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is where having the snip and being in a couple comes in handy

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Damn , do I have to stop putting them over my head and posting it on Snapchat ??

Maybe wash out a used one for that!!

Ewwww "

Do you not rem_mber the old advert from the 90s with some old bloke saying how lucky kids today are because in his day he had to use 'Geronimo' - and wash it out every time? And then there was a comedy sketch (I think it was the Mary Whitehouse Experience) riffing on the ad where Rob Newman has to borrow Geronimo from the old bloke who lives next door...

and YAY LETS STOCKPILE JOHNNIES

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I’ve got more than you can poke a stick at. God knows why? Lol. "

If you're luck's anything like mine, whenever you need one, they're all at home and then you find out they've passed their expiry date anyway and have to be thrown out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the rate I have used them over the last 20 years I have enough to last 80 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's reported in the papers that condom factories in Malaysia have closed..they produce a fifth of the worlds supply, meaning there's going to be worldwide shortages!!

Are these on the list of items limited in the supermarkets because I reckon alot of us on here might want to stock up for when this social isolation ends!!! "

It’s ok. I panic bought loads and lots of lube too

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By *winkletoesukWoman
over a year ago

South Coast


"Damn , do I have to stop putting them over my head and posting it on Snapchat ??

Maybe wash out a used one for that!!

Ewwww

Do you not rem_mber the old advert from the 90s with some old bloke saying how lucky kids today are because in his day he had to use 'Geronimo' - and wash it out every time? And then there was a comedy sketch (I think it was the Mary Whitehouse Experience) riffing on the ad where Rob Newman has to borrow Geronimo from the old bloke who lives next door...

and YAY LETS STOCKPILE JOHNNIES"

Was just about to say this!

Geronimo - used to wash him out in the bath

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Crisp bag. Turn it inside out though or the seam hurts your lady parts.

I have your advice a try and now I have a orange cheesy wotsit. Maybe next time I’ll wash it out 1st. "

Do you look like Donald Trump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a scampi fries packet

No need to wash it out either

Double savings on condoms and water

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

Sligo

Just cum inside and hose it out after, and pat dry

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Well stocked up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a banana peel, just sellotape the sides back together "

The ultimate vegan condom

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I think it was in Hull where the NHS coined the phrase “One in the bum is just as fun” I am sure it was something to do with the teenage pregnancy rate.

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