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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the most normal on here pmsl

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Im the most normal on here pmsl "

Would you make me a cup of tea though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm normal, and I make very good tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal is so overrated..

Cum, be fucked up with us mad people

Peach x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Hi..."

I said normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im normalish..

But dont make tea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm normal, and I make very good tea "

Where’s my tea woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im the most normal on here pmsl

Would you make me a cup of tea though? "

I would, with extras too lol

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm normal, and I make very good tea "

I’ll be the judge of your tea making skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace "

Cheeky.69 is very normal

Awww thanks

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Me x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Normal is so overrated..

Cum, be fucked up with us mad people

Peach x"

I’ve had a mad one and didn’t like it

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By *ittleREDridingWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Perhaps you’re looking in the wrong place

And no. Doubt it.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I'm very normal. Will even make tea.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I've always liked the quirky, odd, strange kind of weird ones.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Im normalish..

But dont make tea.."

I’ll just have a pint instead please

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Im the most normal on here pmsl

Would you make me a cup of tea though?

I would, with extras too lol"

Please do tell of these ‘extras’ you talk about

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Me x"

You do have extras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always liked the quirky, odd, strange kind of weird ones."

Me too, which is why I love Fab and Clubs!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace "

That know what they what?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Perhaps you’re looking in the wrong place

And no. Doubt it. "

How good are your brew making skills?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Me x

You do have extras "

Meaning?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Don’t mind me...I’m just here making notes on who doesn’t make tea

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm very normal. Will even make tea."

Do you like to give little sucks though from time to time?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

That know what they what?"

I have no idea???

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Me x

You do have extras

Meaning?"

Something to dunk in the tea

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By *ittleREDridingWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Perhaps you’re looking in the wrong place

And no. Doubt it.

How good are your brew making skills? "

terrible dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal? How dare you!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Me x

You do have extras

Meaning?

Something to dunk in the tea "

No

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I perceive that there are no "normal woman on fab".

The woman on fab are extraordinary and break the mould of what is perceived as normal.

They are sexually adventurous and liberated from the male driven conception of what society would expect a woman to be.

Latexkink

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By *rish CougarWoman
over a year ago

Bray

just a normal woman here that can cook

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Perhaps you’re looking in the wrong place

And no. Doubt it.

How good are your brew making skills?

terrible dude"

You must be good at the sucks then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

That know what they what?

I have no idea??? "

Want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi..."

He said normal!!!

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace "

I can make a cup of tea after giving a very good blow job.

it's the being female bit I'm not good at.

Mr Icebreaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Normal? How dare you!! "

But do you make a good brew?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Define normal ....

What's normal to one usnt to another.....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Me x

You do have extras

Meaning?

Something to dunk in the tea

No"

Ok a little suck then??

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I perceive that there are no "normal woman on fab".

The woman on fab are extraordinary and break the mould of what is perceived as normal.

They are sexually adventurous and liberated from the male driven conception of what society would expect a woman to be.

Latexkink"

So you make good tea then?

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

I’m no good at making the tea

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"just a normal woman here that can cook "

I’ll be round in 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that know their place you mean?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Me x

You do have extras

Meaning?

Something to dunk in the tea

No

Ok a little suck then?? "

No

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap


"Define normal ....

What's normal to one usnt to another..... "

It'll soon become boring too. "The norm". Yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty normal...if you want me make you a cup of tea ( I make good tea) and sit opposite one another and have a chat then just say...

But I will be wearing a bib to catch the dribbles...

(Hay I did say I was pretty normal)!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Hello"

Suck now please

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Define normal ....

What's normal to one usnt to another..... "

I refer you to the following

https://youtu.be/zWicECdC4Ec

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Nah I’m not normal at all

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm a normal woman

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"The ones that know their place you mean?"

Do you know your place? Do any of us know our place?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Me x

You do have extras

Meaning?

Something to dunk in the tea

No

Ok a little suck then??

No"

Bum?

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm very normal but my husband says I can't make a decent cup of tea. He's with me for my other skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a normal woman "

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I don't come here for normal, so I hope not

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm pretty normal...if you want me make you a cup of tea ( I make good tea) and sit opposite one another and have a chat then just say...

But I will be wearing a bib to catch the dribbles...

(Hay I did say I was pretty normal)! "

Dribbles of what though?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah I’m not normal at all "

But you do suck and make tea?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm a normal woman "

We have our winner

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm very normal but my husband says I can't make a decent cup of tea. He's with me for my other skills."

Oooffftttt do tell

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Me x

You do have extras

Meaning?

Something to dunk in the tea

No

Ok a little suck then??

No

Bum? "

Filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty normal...if you want me make you a cup of tea ( I make good tea) and sit opposite one another and have a chat then just say...

But I will be wearing a bib to catch the dribbles...

(Hay I did say I was pretty normal)!

Dribbles of what though? "

Your have to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just a normal woman here that can cook "

How you cooking, naked?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Nah I’m not normal at all

But you do suck and make tea? "

Nope.... no tea or coffee in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace "

A cup of tea afterwards, you’re pushing your luck now fella

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"The ones that know their place you mean?"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Me x

You do have extras

Meaning?

Something to dunk in the tea

No

Ok a little suck then??

No

Bum?

Filth"

I’ll be round yours in 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define normal, different to everyone

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm pretty normal...if you want me make you a cup of tea ( I make good tea) and sit opposite one another and have a chat then just say...

But I will be wearing a bib to catch the dribbles...

(Hay I did say I was pretty normal)!

Dribbles of what though?

Your have to find out "

I’m on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a happy pain in arse ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m far too normal. I’d give you a blow job then cook dinner, wash up but I’m not drying up or putting away as I can be a rebel too!!!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah I’m not normal at all

But you do suck and make tea?

Nope.... no tea or coffee in my house "

This gets better Are the trains still running?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

A cup of tea afterwards, you’re pushing your luck now fella "

2 sucks then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

Suck now please "

Ok

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Define normal, different to everyone "

Its a joke thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

A cup of tea afterwards, you’re pushing your luck now fella

2 sucks then "

I love a haggler

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm just a happy pain in arse ... "

I’m not into that pegging thing

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m far too normal. I’d give you a blow job then cook dinner, wash up but I’m not drying up or putting away as I can be a rebel too!!! "

This sounds promising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Define normal, different to everyone

Its a joke thread "

Forgive me, half asleep

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Me x

You do have extras

Meaning?

Something to dunk in the tea

No

Ok a little suck then??

No

Bum?

Filth

I’ll be round yours in 15 years when your older and grey ya "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Hello

Suck now please

Ok"

Can you have a glory hole in your basket?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Define normal, different to everyone

Its a joke thread

Forgive me, half asleep "

No

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Define normal, different to everyone

Its a joke thread "

^^ this

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nope. No normal here sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal is nothing more than a setting on the washing machine

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

A cup of tea afterwards, you’re pushing your luck now fella

2 sucks then

I love a haggler "

Sold, but please be slightly normal

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Me, apart from the tucked away willy !!

But I can wash up and iron xx

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Me x

You do have extras

Meaning?

Something to dunk in the tea

No

Ok a little suck then??

No

Bum?

Filth

I’ll be round yours in 15 years when your older and grey ya "

I doubt I’ll be grey

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Me x

You do have extras

Meaning?

Something to dunk in the tea

No

Ok a little suck then??

No

Bum?

Filth

I’ll be round yours in 15 years when your older and grey ya

I doubt I’ll be grey "

Me.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"I've always liked the quirky, odd, strange kind of weird ones."

From experience- be very careful what you wish for!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nope. No normal here sorry."

But sucks are on tap right?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Normal is nothing more than a setting on the washing machine "

I’ve done this once in the past

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Me, apart from the tucked away willy !!

But I can wash up and iron xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi..."
oooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (her) love to suck, I would also make tea but not at the same time unfortunately as a cock takes priority over tea. Surely I am normal... x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Me x

You do have extras

Meaning?

Something to dunk in the tea

No

Ok a little suck then??

No

Bum?

Filth

I’ll be round yours in 15 years when your older and grey ya

I doubt I’ll be grey

Me."

Bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention seeker

Fishing rod handy is it ??

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Nope. No normal here sorry.

But sucks are on tap right? "

Hot tap or cold tap?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I (her) love to suck, I would also make tea but not at the same time unfortunately as a cock takes priority over tea. Surely I am normal... x"

This has great potential, *makes note in notepad

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Attention seeker

Fishing rod handy is it ?? "

You do like sucking though

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nope. No normal here sorry.

But sucks are on tap right?

Hot tap or cold tap?"

Ooofffttt I have a choice Err hot please

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'm very normal but my husband says I can't make a decent cup of tea. He's with me for my other skills.

Oooffftttt do tell "

I make amazing cakes

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm very normal but my husband says I can't make a decent cup of tea. He's with me for my other skills.

Oooffftttt do tell

I make amazing cakes "

Are you good at the whisking motion?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Nah I’m not normal at all

But you do suck and make tea?

Nope.... no tea or coffee in my house

This gets better Are the trains still running? "

Only for essential travel

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah I’m not normal at all

But you do suck and make tea?

Nope.... no tea or coffee in my house

This gets better Are the trains still running?

Only for essential travel "

I’d say this was VERY essential wouldn’t you?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Nah I’m not normal at all

But you do suck and make tea?

Nope.... no tea or coffee in my house

This gets better Are the trains still running?

Only for essential travel

I’d say this was VERY essential wouldn’t you? "

Nope

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah I’m not normal at all

But you do suck and make tea?

Nope.... no tea or coffee in my house

This gets better Are the trains still running?

Only for essential travel

I’d say this was VERY essential wouldn’t you?

Nope "

* puts cock back in undies

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Normal is boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im the most normal on here pmsl

Would you make me a cup of tea though?

I would, with extras too lol

Please do tell of these ‘extras’ you talk about "

Well id keep you in hot wet fluids all day, id kiss suck lick you ALL over throughout the day. Id bring you a bacon butty with tomato ketchup, if you drip in onto your hopefully naked chest id lick it all off slowly. Just not on your nipples as I like to nibble. See totally normal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attention seeker

Fishing rod handy is it ??

You do like sucking though "

A woman needs a hobby

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace "

Sounds like you want a girlfriend....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but I'm spoken for

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm just me. My cup is empty so if you be darling fill up for me

I love to give little sucks on my lollipops I get so much out off it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Normal is boring "

This looks promising

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Im the most normal on here pmsl

Would you make me a cup of tea though?

I would, with extras too lol

Please do tell of these ‘extras’ you talk about

Well id keep you in hot wet fluids all day, id kiss suck lick you ALL over throughout the day. Id bring you a bacon butty with tomato ketchup, if you drip in onto your hopefully naked chest id lick it all off slowly. Just not on your nipples as I like to nibble. See totally normal lol "

I’ve got a semi on now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

Sounds like you want a girlfriend.... "

The problem with that is ??

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Attention seeker

Fishing rod handy is it ??

You do like sucking though

A woman needs a hobby "

Suppose it’s better than knitting?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

Sounds like you want a girlfriend.... "

Don’t tell the wife

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes but I'm spoken for "

It can be our ‘little’ secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

Sounds like you want a girlfriend....

Don’t tell the wife "

and I bet you're being serious lol.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm just me. My cup is empty so if you be darling fill up for me

I love to give little sucks on my lollipops I get so much out off it "

Your fairy cup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but I'm spoken for

It can be our ‘little’ secret "

but he likes to watch

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

Sounds like you want a girlfriend....

Don’t tell the wife and I bet you're being serious lol. "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes but I'm spoken for

It can be our ‘little’ secret but he likes to watch "

He can make the tea then

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'm very normal but my husband says I can't make a decent cup of tea. He's with me for my other skills.

Oooffftttt do tell

I make amazing cakes

Are you good at the whisking motion? "

Yes, it's all about the wrist action which I have down to a fine art.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but I'm spoken for

It can be our ‘little’ secret but he likes to watch

He can make the tea then "

great idea

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Define normal... and do you really want normal? Personally amazing, quirky, funny and stark raving bonkers are all better than normal

Real bonkers stalker type need not apply x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm very normal but my husband says I can't make a decent cup of tea. He's with me for my other skills.

Oooffftttt do tell

I make amazing cakes

Are you good at the whisking motion?

Yes, it's all about the wrist action which I have down to a fine art."

Phwooaarrr

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

Sounds like you want a girlfriend....

The problem with that is ?? "

Nothing wrong with that! I wouldn't mind one too!! That I can go swinging with...

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Define normal... and do you really want normal? Personally amazing, quirky, funny and stark raving bonkers are all better than normal

Real bonkers stalker type need not apply x"

Anything below a 5 crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that know their place you mean?

Do you know your place? Do any of us know our place? "

In my case, it's on top!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"The ones that know their place you mean?

Do you know your place? Do any of us know our place?

In my case, it's on top! "

That’s the spirit, now go put the kettle on, there’s a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm normal, and I make very good tea

Where’s my tea woman "

Cumming chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. There is One.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

No. Normal is a setting on the washing machine.

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I perceive that there are no "normal woman on fab".

The woman on fab are extraordinary and break the mould of what is perceived as normal.

They are sexually adventurous and liberated from the male driven conception of what society would expect a woman to be.

Latexkink"

This

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"No. Normal is a setting on the washing machine. "

Hmmm I've got cotton, delicates, synthetic.... Which one is normal?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace "

Nope all a bunch of nutcases

(Runs and hides)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace "

Sorry I'm already taken!

Jo.Xx

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By *ouise2468Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I've never been classed as normal in my life, my friends describe me " as nutty as a fruit cake but in a nice way" and pretty good at sucking cock even though I do say so myself but my veris can back it up, as for cup of tea not bad but I don't drink milk so not sure tea made with coffee mate is any good lol I guess the names in the title " coffee mate" ha ha , see not normal

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m normal probably verging on boring and I don’t like tea

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace "

I had one meet: . Lovely girl, got her in my car for back to mine. She got my washing in off the line while I had a shower. Then...

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm not normal but I can maje s cup of tea and even make a great cake.

Sorry but I'm already taken by an awesome guy

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No. Normal is a setting on the washing machine. "

Will you wash mine on 30 please?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I perceive that there are no "normal woman on fab".

The woman on fab are extraordinary and break the mould of what is perceived as normal.

They are sexually adventurous and liberated from the male driven conception of what society would expect a woman to be.

Latexkink

This "

This

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You know, the non crazy, grounded type that know what they. The ones that don’t want me just for my body and good looks. The ones that’ll give you a little suck then make you a cup of tea without having to nag them.

Please step forward and say hi.

Love and peace

Sorry I'm already taken!

Jo.Xx "

But sharing is caring

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I've never been classed as normal in my life, my friends describe me " as nutty as a fruit cake but in a nice way" and pretty good at sucking cock even though I do say so myself but my veris can back it up, as for cup of tea not bad but I don't drink milk so not sure tea made with coffee mate is any good lol I guess the names in the title " coffee mate" ha ha , see not normal "

I’d let you make me a cuppa

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m normal probably verging on boring and I don’t like tea "

This has great potential

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By *ouise2468Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I've never been classed as normal in my life, my friends describe me " as nutty as a fruit cake but in a nice way" and pretty good at sucking cock even though I do say so myself but my veris can back it up, as for cup of tea not bad but I don't drink milk so not sure tea made with coffee mate is any good lol I guess the names in the title " coffee mate" ha ha , see not normal

I’d let you make me a cuppa "

Cheers

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm not normal but I can maje s cup of tea and even make a great cake.

Sorry but I'm already taken by an awesome guy "

He’s not ‘that’ awesome

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Normal is boring. Do wish she'd make me a cuppa after a good sesh tho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

I’m as normal as it gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some amazing women on here

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I've never been classed as normal in my life, my friends describe me " as nutty as a fruit cake but in a nice way" and pretty good at sucking cock even though I do say so myself but my veris can back it up, as for cup of tea not bad but I don't drink milk so not sure tea made with coffee mate is any good lol I guess the names in the title " coffee mate" ha ha , see not normal

I’d let you make me a cuppa

Cheers "

I’d stretch it to a little suck as well

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Normal is boring. Do wish she'd make me a cuppa after a good sesh tho...."

See, this thread is for the brothers

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nope.

I’m as normal as it gets "

A suck it is

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By *ouise2468Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I've never been classed as normal in my life, my friends describe me " as nutty as a fruit cake but in a nice way" and pretty good at sucking cock even though I do say so myself but my veris can back it up, as for cup of tea not bad but I don't drink milk so not sure tea made with coffee mate is any good lol I guess the names in the title " coffee mate" ha ha , see not normal

I’d let you make me a cuppa

Cheers

I’d stretch it to a little suck as well "

A little suck might end up in deep throat gagging lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that know their place you mean?

Do you know your place? Do any of us know our place?

In my case, it's on top!

That’s the spirit, now go put the kettle on, there’s a good girl "

Did you just slap me on the rump?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I've never been classed as normal in my life, my friends describe me " as nutty as a fruit cake but in a nice way" and pretty good at sucking cock even though I do say so myself but my veris can back it up, as for cup of tea not bad but I don't drink milk so not sure tea made with coffee mate is any good lol I guess the names in the title " coffee mate" ha ha , see not normal

I’d let you make me a cuppa

Cheers

I’d stretch it to a little suck as well

A little suck might end up in deep throat gagging lol"

I’m in.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"The ones that know their place you mean?

Do you know your place? Do any of us know our place?

In my case, it's on top!

That’s the spirit, now go put the kettle on, there’s a good girl

Did you just slap me on the rump? "

It was more of a tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mind me...I’m just here making notes on who doesn’t make tea "

I make it, but then you might have to fight me for it.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I’m normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no we are all mad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing wrong with normal. It's doesn't mean boring

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I'm cock crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only for those who deserve it, lots going thirsty

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m normal "

But you drink water

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m normal

But you drink water "

Yes I do and coffee.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"no we are all mad lol "

Can I have 2 squirts of breast milk with my tea please

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m normal

But you drink water

Yes I do and coffee. "

OK a little suck it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a great cuppa but not normal in the slightest

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m normal

But you drink water

Yes I do and coffee.

OK a little suck it is "

Thanks. When you’re ready

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"There's nothing wrong with normal. It's doesn't mean boring "

Very much this ^^

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’m not after normal I’m after a fun woman or two .... but to no avail at present ..

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I make a great cuppa but not normal in the slightest "

Before or after the suck?

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