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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know how it is, at home on lockdown, get up in the morning ahhh you know what I’ll have a shower in a minute ... then the day goes on .. and on ... then finally at 6.30pm I finally had to force myself into the shower to avoid being a total dirty skank for the whole day! (Obviously i meticulously washed my hands in the meantime - of course!! )

Just me - it is a national laziness pandemic also occurring right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried to force myself to keep routine so I shower when I get up.

I haven't worn proper clothes all week though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes I know that this thread makes me TOTALLY unmeetabke but hey, do I look like I give a shit right now?

(Normal hygiene will be resumed tomorrow!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I know that this thread makes me TOTALLY unmeetabke but hey, do I look like I give a shit right now?

(Normal hygiene will be resumed in 2 weeks!)"

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I only shower after my daily 2 hour wallow in the bathtub. Proper piggy here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I know that this thread makes me TOTALLY unmeetabke but hey, do I look like I give a shit right now?

(Normal hygiene will be resumed tomorrow!)"

Makes you what now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shower on the first Sunday of every month. Just like Jesus did

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Shower, onesie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eurgh I'd feel horrid if I didn't shower after an hour of zumba. Knew I was doing it for a reason every morning! I do log on to work with my hair still wet and then sneak off to do my hair / make up so I'm ready for video calls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I know that this thread makes me TOTALLY unmeetabke but hey, do I look like I give a shit right now?

(Normal hygiene will be resumed tomorrow!)

Makes you what now"

Unmeetabke. Can’t you read?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I know that this thread makes me TOTALLY unmeetabke but hey, do I look like I give a shit right now?

(Normal hygiene will be resumed tomorrow!)

Makes you what now

Unmeetabke. Can’t you read? "

No sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Actually let’s be honest, the good hygienic people will post here to say how clean and hygienic they are (good work), but the dirty skanks will either lie or tactfully keep their heads down and avoid the thread!

So by that reckoning of the object of your desires hasn’t replied in here then by default I think we can all assume they’re obviously dirty skanks too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I know that this thread makes me TOTALLY unmeetabke but hey, do I look like I give a shit right now?

(Normal hygiene will be resumed tomorrow!)

Makes you what now

Unmeetabke. Can’t you read?

No sorry "

It’s French for ‘totally sexy’

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I've tried to force myself to keep routine so I shower when I get up.

I haven't worn proper clothes all week though. "

Like you ever do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I know that this thread makes me TOTALLY unmeetabke but hey, do I look like I give a shit right now?

(Normal hygiene will be resumed tomorrow!)

Makes you what now

Unmeetabke. Can’t you read?

No sorry

It’s French for ‘totally sexy’ "

So you’re now not totally sexy?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Long time ago I used to do this and conference call in boxers etc but quickly found you need a solid routine when working at home. Shower & put a shirt on most days by 7:30

Nothing to do with being hygienic or a dirty skank it just helps me get into the zone and start properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually let’s be honest, the good hygienic people will post here to say how clean and hygienic they are (good work), but the dirty skanks will either lie or tactfully keep their heads down and avoid the thread!

So by that reckoning of the object of your desires hasn’t replied in here then by default I think we can all assume they’re obviously dirty skanks too! "

I'm only doing it because I have to... I'm inherently lazy and wouldn't even get out of bed if I didn't have to!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People shower every day. Heavens

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Don't have a shower.. Its a strip wash or a bath..tonight is bath night.. Last time i had one was two weeks ago...so i may need two..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I showered first thing

Not a dirty skank here

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I showered first thing

Not a dirty skank here "

That’s refreshing to hear! So did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t even imagine not having at least one shower a day, at the moment with lockdown and all the jobs im getting done I’m averaging about three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bathe at night anyway.

The only difference has been not wearing makeup and a bra, quite a lot of the time, o my knees are warmer and I haven't heard of any deaths as a result yet!(a la Medusa)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I've tried to force myself to keep routine so I shower when I get up.

I haven't worn proper clothes all week though. "

I'm fucked cos ma washing machine has died a death and there's nowhere open to buy a new one. I'm down to ma last couple of pairs of pants and socks

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