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"can i re donate my prize of that wank car and pick another number " I'm trying to get rid of the shit, sell it and pick again.........Number three = packet of ribbed condoms | |||
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"can i re donate my prize of that wank car and pick another number I'm trying to get rid of the shit, sell it and pick again.........Number three = packet of ribbed condoms" Typical - only just ordered another 1000 online! | |||
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"can i re donate my prize of that wank car and pick another number I'm trying to get rid of the shit, sell it and pick again.........Number three = packet of ribbed condoms Typical - only just ordered another 1000 online! " Unlucky pal try again everyones a winner | |||
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"can i re donate my prize of that wank car and pick another number I'm trying to get rid of the shit, sell it and pick again.........Number three = packet of ribbed condoms Typical - only just ordered another 1000 online! Unlucky pal try again everyones a winner" Ok. Um.....3 ? | |||
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"can i re donate my prize of that wank car and pick another number I'm trying to get rid of the shit, sell it and pick again.........Number three = packet of ribbed condoms Typical - only just ordered another 1000 online! Unlucky pal try again everyones a winner Ok. Um.....3 ?" Unfortunatly 3's gone. Now be serious or your barred | |||
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"Ok. 68." That's the other shoe with no lace. Unlucky sir | |||
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"number 169 " Madame your on FIREEEEE YEAH WOOOOOO ROUND THE WORLD CRUIZE, TAKE THE CAR AND THROW IT IN THE OCEAN, Well done madame | |||
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"Um.. just spotted a flaw in your thread... it's gonna be closed long before you've given away 175 items. " Problem solved! I'll have 15, 21, 35, 47, 55, 56, 57 and 101 please! | |||
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"number 169 Madame your on FIREEEEE YEAH WOOOOOO ROUND THE WORLD CRUIZE, TAKE THE CAR AND THROW IT IN THE OCEAN, Well done madame " omg omg its my lucky day, i feel the need to flash my boobs n shake my ass in a victory dance... now is this trip for just me or can i take someone? | |||
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"Um.. just spotted a flaw in your thread... it's gonna be closed long before you've given away 175 items. " 175 Madame Oh no it's a boobie. Poop in a bag for you madame Pick again | |||
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"Um.. just spotted a flaw in your thread... it's gonna be closed long before you've given away 175 items. 175 Madame Oh no it's a boobie. Poop in a bag for you madame Pick again " That's shit prize! No 1 then. | |||
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"number 169 Madame your on FIREEEEE YEAH WOOOOOO ROUND THE WORLD CRUIZE, TAKE THE CAR AND THROW IT IN THE OCEAN, Well done madame omg omg its my lucky day, i feel the need to flash my boobs n shake my ass in a victory dance... now is this trip for just me or can i take someone? " No no no madame tickets x2. Flash away honey Pick again This cant continue | |||
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"Um.. just spotted a flaw in your thread... it's gonna be closed long before you've given away 175 items. 175 Madame Oh no it's a boobie. Poop in a bag for you madame Pick again That's shit prize! No 1 then. " What a turn around now u have something to dump your poop in a bag with. WWWOOOOOOHHHHHHHH TRANSIT VAN(tipper) Well done madame | |||
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"ok im going to go for number 113 *crosses fingers* " An Equador Flag | |||
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"23 please x " Unlucky madame EMPTY PIZZA BOX Pick again | |||
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"ok im going to go for number 113 *crosses fingers* An Equador Flag " well i can trail that out the back of my nissan micra while im going around my world tour cruise | |||
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"9 & 24 for me please. " 24 A FEATHER EMBEDDED IN SOAP. WWWOOOOOOOOWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOO 9 ZX9 KAWASAKI. Well done madame | |||
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"ok im going to go for number 113 *crosses fingers* An Equador Flag well i can trail that out the back of my nissan micra while im going around my world tour cruise " Thank you very much madame I see your definitly a very lucky lady XXXXXXXXXX | |||
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"can i have number 88 please" Oh unlucky madame 88-A SPARE TYRE Pick again | |||
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"Porche 911 4x4 turbo, 5 bedroom house worth £750, 000, Suzuki GSXR1000, 3 week Jamaican swinging holiday, Yamaha YZF R1, Round the world cruize for 2, 2 weeks in Amsterdam, ZX9 Kawasaki, Weeks brothel stay of your choosing, £10,000 Hairdresser vouchers, 5 nissan micras, 5 transit van(tippers), 6 BOOBIE PRIZES. PRIZES COLLECTED FROM RON MUFFMUNCHERS PUB pICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 - 175 GOOD LUCK" Number 77 | |||
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"133 please " 133-A DIRTY THONG. Unlucky madame pick again | |||
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"6, 14, 17, 23, 28,29 bonus ball 30 " 23-GONE Oh sir unfortunate 6- empty 14-empty 17-empty 28- BOOBIE SIR YEAH, POOP IN A BAG 29-A STRAW | |||
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"141 please, what will i win to go with my soiled thong,, " Fantasy fuck | |||
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"141 please, what will i win to go with my soiled thong,, Fantasy fuck " has the porsche gone yet, last chance 71 please , fingers crossed | |||
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"9 24 gone 12- packet of Chewitts " will swap thong for ya chewitts | |||
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"141 please, what will i win to go with my soiled thong,, Fantasy fuck has the porsche gone yet, last chance 71 please , fingers crossed " 1 motor bike, world cruize, transit van and micra gone. lots 2 go. 71- Hardlines madame. FART IN A JAR | |||
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"Number 22 please WWOOOOOWWHHHHHOOOO SIR GSXR1000 " Erm what's that? | |||
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"141 please, what will i win to go with my soiled thong,, Fantasy fuck has the porsche gone yet, last chance 71 please , fingers crossed 1 motor bike, world cruize, transit van and micra gone. lots 2 go. 71- Hardlines madame. FART IN A JAR " Well i tried , good luck all | |||
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"Number 22 please WWOOOOOWWHHHHHOOOO SIR GSXR1000 Erm what's that? " SUZUKI MOTORCYCLE SIR You could trade it for drink at Rons....... | |||
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"6, 14, 17, 23, 28,29 bonus ball 30 23-GONE Oh sir unfortunate 6- empty 14-empty 17-empty 28- BOOBIE SIR YEAH, POOP IN A BAG 29-A STRAW " Bag of Shite.... sums it up nicely lol | |||
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"16 please " Unlucky madame 16- A DANCE WITH JASON DONOVAN Try again madame | |||
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"16 please Unlucky madame 16- A DANCE WITH JASON DONOVAN Try again madame " 100 then pls | |||
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"6, 14, 17, 23, 28,29 bonus ball 30 23-GONE Oh sir unfortunate 6- empty 14-empty 17-empty 28- BOOBIE SIR YEAH, POOP IN A BAG 29-A STRAW Bag of Shite.... sums it up nicely lol " Unfortunate Sir have One more number Sir | |||
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"15 please mister" 15- A FINGER IN THE ASS SIR! CLOSED TIL 9.30 CLOSED TIL 9.30 CLOSED TIL 9.30 | |||
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"100- A GINGER WIG " thats ok will look good on Jason then lol how about 175 | |||
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"9 & 24 for me please. 24 A FEATHER EMBEDDED IN SOAP. WWWOOOOOOOOWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOO 9 ZX9 KAWASAKI. Well done madame " Excellent, address please so I can come collect them. Lol | |||
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"s'gonna have to be 42 then... " Ooohhh madame 42-GLASS EYE Handy u see, unlucky madame your pretty enough to deserve another try | |||
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"169, 99, 121" 169-gone 99- POOP IN A BAG AGAIN SIR. WWWWWOOOOOOOOOWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO SIR 121- A POOP ON WHEELS A NISSAN MICRA SIR ROLL UP EVERYONES A WINNER YEAH! | |||
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"78 78- HALF A CHINKY " excellent. I only ever eat half anyway. | |||
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"how about 174" Oh very unlucky madame 174-Half a trilby Try again madame | |||
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"173, 172, 171, 170 " 173- tin of Fanta, 172-empty 171- out of date load and calander, WWWWOOOOOWWWWHHHHHOOOOO MADAM YES YES YES YES YA BEAUTY 170- 10,000 HAIRDRESSER VOUCHER MADAME WELL DONE | |||
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"173, 172, 171, 170 173- tin of Fanta, 172-empty 171- out of date load and calander, WWWWOOOOOWWWWHHHHHOOOOO MADAM YES YES YES YES YA BEAUTY 170- 10,000 HAIRDRESSER VOUCHER MADAME WELL DONE " oh shame I'm bald lol | |||
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"173, 172, 171, 170 173- tin of Fanta, 172-empty 171- out of date load and calander, WWWWOOOOOWWWWHHHHHOOOOO MADAM YES YES YES YES YA BEAUTY 170- 10,000 HAIRDRESSER VOUCHER MADAME WELL DONE oh shame I'm bald lol " Auch baldie bonus pick | |||
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"173, 172, 171, 170 173- tin of Fanta, 172-empty 171- out of date load and calander, WWWWOOOOOWWWWHHHHHOOOOO MADAM YES YES YES YES YA BEAUTY 170- 10,000 HAIRDRESSER VOUCHER MADAME WELL DONE oh shame I'm bald lol Auch baldie bonus pick " have to go with the flow then 168 as 169 has gone lol | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/05/12 14:34:17]" is it full of money or are they are all the spherical shaped variety? lol | |||
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"s'gonna have to be 42 then... Ooohhh madame 42-GLASS EYE Handy u see, unlucky madame your pretty enough to deserve another try " ooh hope columbo doesn't miss it... although they can WINK someone off now! Wolf | |||
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"Have you got a dancing dog that can earn me half a million squid?" Just variety of stuffed road kill that just wnt madame 123 13-gone 47- jar of Highland fresh air 54- empty 19- UNLUCKY ONE OF OUR STAR BOOBIES, POOP IN A BAG SIR UNLUCKY | |||
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"76/51/9" 9-GONE 51-DONOR CARD 76- WWOOOOWWHHHHHOOOOOOOO SIR ONE OF OUR BIGGIES YZF R1 MOTORCYCLE COLLECT FROM RON MUFFMUNCHERS BOOZER | |||
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"121 please " 121-GONE 123- VARIETY OF STUFFED ROAD KILL | |||
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"stuffed with? (no answer I dont wanna know) lol " The donated prizes that were so bad I couldnt give them away, Jordans autobiography, olly murrs cd, anyone ever been on xfactor....you know | |||
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"gotcha - wot about 97? " 97-VERY UNLUCKY MADAME AN SPL SEASON TICKET FOR THE TEAM OF YOUR CHOICE iF IT WASN'T FOR BAD LUCK YOU'D HAVE NO LUCK AT ALL MADAME | |||
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