FabSwingers.com forum: Ideas please

By *elma and Shaggy OP Couple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Ok, so I’ve just had a random message from some fuckwit on Facebook. I’m sat here at home, bored so I think I need to play with him for a while. I think I need to concoct a life story to make me, and my friends giggle at what a numpty he is. Any ideas?

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By *shtimer05Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ok, so I’ve just had a random message from some fuckwit on Facebook. I’m sat here at home, bored so I think I need to play with him for a while. I think I need to concoct a life story to make me, and my friends giggle at what a numpty he is. Any ideas?"

I’m in tell me more details

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Why is he a fuckwit, what was the message?

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By *shtimer05Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Why is he a fuckwit, what was the message?"

Totally off topic. But I had to tell it. The pic with your glasses is too hot. Got me sweating

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By *elma and Shaggy OP Couple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Why is he a fuckwit, what was the message?"

He’s one of those who randomly message women, claiming to be in the British army based overseas. Won’t be long before he’s asking for money or for me to send pics of “bobs and vagene”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you day your a pro wrestler and your looking for your next sparig partner

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By *shtimer05Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Why is he a fuckwit, what was the message?

He’s one of those who randomly message women, claiming to be in the British army based overseas. Won’t be long before he’s asking for money or for me to send pics of “bobs and vagene”

Ask him if he’s safe from corona. Ask how his family is ?

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By *elma and Shaggy OP Couple
over a year ago

Bedworth

He just asked where I’m from in the uk.

I live in a little village called Twat on the hill which quite close to Pratt

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By *shtimer05Man
over a year ago

Dublin

He bought it? Looool ! Must be quite the scammer.

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By *elma and Shaggy OP Couple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"He bought it? Looool ! Must be quite the scammer. "

He thinks my children are called Covi and Corona!

I just asked him if he knows any ways to get money, told him I do t mind trying to scam people

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Send them a pic of a blue waffle and tell them that's you.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Tell him you will of course send him some money but he has to send a bank processing fee first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hell him youve just inherited money from a long lost Nigerian relative

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By *elma and Shaggy OP Couple
over a year ago

Bedworth

How dare he, he just called me a liar!

I told him he doesn’t know who he’s talking to. My grandmother was the famous witch Henrietta of Coop and I learned a lot from her. All I need is a chicken egg and I will make his penis shrink and his balls shrivel

*Henrietta is one of our chickens who has just alerted me to her latest gift by shouting the egg laying song at the top of her voice

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By *shtimer05Man
over a year ago

Dublin

It’s honesty no fun if the scammer is this bad ! Lol ! Poor fuck din even know what’s he’s into.

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By *elma and Shaggy OP Couple
over a year ago

Bedworth

He told me he’s not worried as his penis is big anyway.......I’ll give him 10 minutes tops before he’s sending me dick pics

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By *shtimer05Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Let’s bet ! I’ll give him 20. You in ?

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By *elma and Shaggy OP Couple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Let’s bet ! I’ll give him 20. You in ? "

Can we count from my replying to him? I left him hanging lol

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By *shtimer05Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Just start the conversation again. I’m in

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