FabSwingers.com forum: She'd kill me but god I'm tempted

By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Ok so me and the mrs are now all shackled up locked down bla bla bla. She's working from home as lots of ppl are. Now normally she goes out to walk fucking sparkling not a hair out of place as most women do. Right now she's sat at a desk I made for her yesterday hair and makeup perfect incase work video call her but as for the rest hmmmm a bean stained hse coat PJ bottom with a hole in the knee and I'm sure you can imagine the rest. Now my plight is I'm fucking dying to post a pic. Would that be evil of me or funny as fuck. In truth I'm happy either way. Yep I'm most definitely a cunt. Good job she loves me.... wish me luck for when she sees this

Bladey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel a prank wars starting ; ) keep safe both

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"I feel a prank wars starting ; ) keep safe both "

Ohhhh me to. Shit I'm gonna loose

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Oh you are a bad man!

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Oh you are a bad man!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Post it ... yr thread made me piss myself

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Post it ... yr thread made me piss myself

I think we need a photo challenge. Forget show us your tits show us your desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it ... It can badly wrong or funny good ... You seem nice folks so am sure Mrs would see the funny side

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Pic taken. Mwhahaha

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Pic taken. Mwhahaha

Lol ... show us the aftermath once she knows you posted it .... get the bandaids and sewing kit ready lol ... I’d show me, but I’m dissing on the sofa and must shift my arse and check my emails but fuck it, it’s Friday ... good luck fella

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Oh fuck. The end is nie eeeeek

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Oh fuck. The end is nie eeeeek"

Baton down the hatches dude lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

That would be living dangerously...you'd be in a whole lotta trouble

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Standing by on the side lines....!!

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Fuck I need emergency aid. She knows

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester

You’re a dead man

God your life is going to be a misery - and you can’t get away from me

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Oh my god it’s the profile pic

Fuck, what’s the password

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Oh my god it’s the profile pic

Fuck, what’s the password

You loveacunt. All 1 word

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Go for it

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Go for it"

Done

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Oh my god it’s the profile pic

Fuck, what’s the password

We should all have a think to see what evil punishment we can come up with!

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"Oh my god it’s the profile pic

Fuck, what’s the password

We should all have a think to see what evil punishment we can come up with!

Yesss!

All suggestions considered

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

If D took a picture of me now I would probably kill him.

You look fine though so I wouldn't be too harsh on him.

Jo.Xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Oh my god it’s the profile pic

Fuck, what’s the password

We should all have a think to see what evil punishment we can come up with!

Yesss!

All suggestions considered

Hide the loo roll when he needs the loo

Sneak a pic of him sitting on said loo.....for the profile pic of course

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

She looks perfectly fine. I would still batter you though

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

That's not bad, you can't even see the bean stains

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Start my giving him your best moves..let him know how much your going to spoil him..then grab your toy and spoil yoursef..he look but he can't touch..ever

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Start my giving him your best moves..let him know how much your going to spoil him..then grab your toy and spoil yoursef..he look but he can't touch..ever

Your evil you

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By *ad steMan
over a year ago

Southport

Go for it if you don't laugh you'll cry good look me personally I wouldn't have asked her just done it

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Omg it's even being fabbed. Ohhh fuck me come on page 1 now that would be funny as fuck

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Couldn't help meself had to fab it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Start my giving him your best moves..let him know how much your going to spoil him..then grab your toy and spoil yoursef..he look but he can't touch..ever

Your evil you

You're welcome

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

" Couldn't help meself had to fab it

Thanks you. Come on we're going on top pics

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Ooh you're in so much trouble

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ok so me and the mrs are now all shackled up locked down bla bla bla. She's working from home as lots of ppl are. Now normally she goes out to walk fucking sparkling not a hair out of place as most women do. Right now she's sat at a desk I made for her yesterday hair and makeup perfect incase work video call her but as for the rest hmmmm a bean stained hse coat PJ bottom with a hole in the knee and I'm sure you can imagine the rest. Now my plight is I'm fucking dying to post a pic. Would that be evil of me or funny as fuck. In truth I'm happy either way. Yep I'm most definitely a cunt. Good job she loves me.... wish me luck for when she sees this

Bladey

Do it! then post a selfie of yourself after she's battered you

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

" Couldn't help meself had to fab it

And me

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

" Couldn't help meself had to fab it

And me

Me three.

Jo.Xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

" Couldn't help meself had to fab it

And me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

" Couldn't help meself had to fab it

I had to join you

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

" Couldn't help meself had to fab it

And me

It had to be done

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Your all fucking fantastic. She's on a business call trying like fuck not to laugh

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

HAd to fab it

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Your all fucking fantastic. She's on a business call trying like fuck not to laugh

You do know you've nowhere to run, once the call is finished

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Your all fucking fantastic. She's on a business call trying like fuck not to laugh

You do know you've nowhere to run, once the call is finished

Damn right I do

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Your all fucking fantastic. She's on a business call trying like fuck not to laugh

You do know you've nowhere to run, once the call is finished

Damn right I do

You're fucked and not in a nice way

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By *ad steMan
over a year ago

Southport

Fabd I'm Shaw she will get you back tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it! Have fabbed it too. X

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Haha consider it fabbed

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Awww crying laughing here. Oh god I've never wanted page 1 so much in my life

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Oh my god it’s the profile pic

Fuck, what’s the password

We should all have a think to see what evil punishment we can come up with!

Yesss!

All suggestions considered

Knowing him he'd enjoy them and knowing you, you'd be too soft to administer them!!

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Your all fucking fantastic. She's on a business call trying like fuck not to laugh

You do know you've nowhere to run, once the call is finished

Damn right I do

You're fucked and not in a nice way

I'll take my chances. After all shes only a squddledab

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Oh my god it’s the profile pic

Fuck, what’s the password

We should all have a think to see what evil punishment we can come up with!

Yesss!

All suggestions considered

Knowing him he'd enjoy them and knowing you, you'd be too soft to administer them!!

Some mate you are but ye true

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Will you bastards please stop encouraging him

Well it’s keeping him entertained....I’m going to plot my revenge carefully - the longer I leave it the more nervous he’ll get

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Will you bastards please stop encouraging him

Well it’s keeping him entertained....I’m going to plot my revenge carefully - the longer I leave it the more nervous he’ll get

I don't envy him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t condone this kind of childish behaviour.

Fabbed

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"Oh my god it’s the profile pic

Fuck, what’s the password

We should all have a think to see what evil punishment we can come up with!

Yesss!

All suggestions considered

Knowing him he'd enjoy them and knowing you, you'd be too soft to administer them!!

Haha fair point Hanky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you bastards please stop encouraging him

Well it’s keeping him entertained....I’m going to plot my revenge carefully - the longer I leave it the more nervous he’ll get

Just mention that you’ve been saving a VERY large strap on for as occasion like this one!

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Will you bastards please stop encouraging him

Well it’s keeping him entertained....I’m going to plot my revenge carefully - the longer I leave it the more nervous he’ll get

Just mention that you’ve been saving a VERY large strap on for as occasion like this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you bastards please stop encouraging him

Well it’s keeping him entertained....I’m going to plot my revenge carefully - the longer I leave it the more nervous he’ll get

Just mention that you’ve been saving a VERY large strap on for as occasion like this one!

*an

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Go on 33 fans we can do this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to fab it! Sorry! I'm feeling grotty as hell this morning and this has made me laugh!

Thank you! x

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"I had to fab it! Sorry! I'm feeling grotty as hell this morning and this has made me laugh!

Thank you! x "

The pleasure is all mine.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

May have posted this thread as my status.....

Sorry Gerry - you knows I loves ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbed it, good luck fella

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"May have posted this thread as my status.....

Sorry Gerry - you knows I loves ya!

Fanfuckingtastic

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Ohhhh Bladey! It's a good job it's not too bad. You do know she going to get you back massively?

One day, who knows when, she's going to get a pic of you sucking your thumb in bed or dribbling on your pillow looking all unkempt! Lollllll

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Ohhhh Bladey! It's a good job it's not too bad. You do know she going to get you back massively?

One day, who knows when, she's going to get a pic of you sucking your thumb in bed or dribbling on your pillow looking all unkempt! Lollllll "

Apparently it's all planned. Tomorrow shes wearing a full stocking attire short skirt the lot and yep you guessed it I'm getting jack shit

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Ohhhh Bladey! It's a good job it's not too bad. You do know she going to get you back massively?

One day, who knows when, she's going to get a pic of you sucking your thumb in bed or dribbling on your pillow looking all unkempt! Lollllll "

Oh fuck it's you. Hiya gorgeous x

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"May have posted this thread as my status.....

Sorry Gerry - you knows I loves ya!

Fanfuckingtastic

Oh Hanky I thought we were friends

The waiting it out is working though, I only smiled at him and got a ‘what did you do’...and he just made his own brew

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"May have posted this thread as my status.....

Sorry Gerry - you knows I loves ya!

Fanfuckingtastic

Oh Hanky I thought we were friends

The waiting it out is working though, I only smiled at him and got a ‘what did you do’...and he just made his own brew

Love you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think it would be as REAL as fuck. I had tomato slop down my jeans before. Now before I knew it I thought i was gorgeous....

Post it.......

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Will you bastards please stop encouraging him

Well it’s keeping him entertained....I’m going to plot my revenge carefully - the longer I leave it the more nervous he’ll get

I don't envy him

I do! They’re still getting it - or rather he WAS!

I think I’m healing up - hard to tell because all the new-grown hair keeps getting in the way!

Fabbed - btw!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It just had to be done

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think it would be as REAL as fuck. I had tomato slop down my jeans before. Now before I knew it I thought i was gorgeous....

Post it....... "

It's done ya daft bat

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

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By *om cat 215Man
over a year ago

Derby

Fabbed x

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

We're in the 40s. Peachy what do we need to hit number 1

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think it would be as REAL as fuck. I had tomato slop down my jeans before. Now before I knew it I thought i was gorgeous....

Post it.......

It's done ya daft bat

Always last to the party ! Must have been tomato slop on my specs too.

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"May have posted this thread as my status.....

Sorry Gerry - you knows I loves ya!

Fanfuckingtastic

Oh Hanky I thought we were friends

The waiting it out is working though, I only smiled at him and got a ‘what did you do’...and he just made his own brew

Love you

Oh it will take a lot more creeping than that

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"I think it would be as REAL as fuck. I had tomato slop down my jeans before. Now before I knew it I thought i was gorgeous....

Post it.......

It's done ya daft bat

Always last to the party ! Must have been tomato slop on my specs too."

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"May have posted this thread as my status.....

Sorry Gerry - you knows I loves ya!

Fanfuckingtastic

Oh Hanky I thought we were friends

The waiting it out is working though, I only smiled at him and got a ‘what did you do’...and he just made his own brew

Love you

Oh it will take a lot more creeping than that

Hush you

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"Will you bastards please stop encouraging him

Well it’s keeping him entertained....I’m going to plot my revenge carefully - the longer I leave it the more nervous he’ll get

I don't envy him

I do! They’re still getting it - or rather he WAS!

I think I’m healing up - hard to tell because all the new-grown hair keeps getting in the way!

Fabbed - btw!

Aww peachy, despite you being a traitor I’ll have a big hug saved for you when this is all over

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Fabbed. Good work Bladey.

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Fabbed. Good work Bladey.

Thank you. Only need another 56545645 to reach number 1. Come on fab don't let me down

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Fuck me pass the eye bleach. I just been right through hot puck to find her. I now feel ill. Page 12 and rising. Come on help a brother out. I'm not getting my leg over anytime soon so at least make it worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbed fingers crossed for page one for you

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"If D took a picture of me now I would probably kill him.

You look fine though so I wouldn't be too harsh on him.

Jo.Xx "

Same here - I look rough as!

J x

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By *ab50Man
over a year ago

bexhill

Fabbed ..

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Go on up to 62. We can do this

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"May have posted this thread as my status.....

Sorry Gerry - you knows I loves ya!

Fanfuckingtastic

Oh Hanky I thought we were friends

The waiting it out is working though, I only smiled at him and got a ‘what did you do’...and he just made his own brew

Hope he made you one too!!!!

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"May have posted this thread as my status.....

Sorry Gerry - you knows I loves ya!

Fanfuckingtastic

Oh Hanky I thought we were friends

The waiting it out is working though, I only smiled at him and got a ‘what did you do’...and he just made his own brew

Hope he made you one too!!!!

Luckily for him I don’t really drink tea but I don’t mind making it...no wonder he kept me

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By *lap.n.tickle OP Couple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"May have posted this thread as my status.....

Sorry Gerry - you knows I loves ya!

Fanfuckingtastic

Oh Hanky I thought we were friends

The waiting it out is working though, I only smiled at him and got a ‘what did you do’...and he just made his own brew

Hope he made you one too!!!!

Luckily for him I don’t really drink tea but I don’t mind making it...no wonder he kept me

Oh we're going again are we

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Bladey

Well Bladey..... the consequences are - you can’t go anywhere if she loops the loop! Be it on your own head ( pardon the pun

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