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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A fabulous tip for all you mums and dad's that need some me time.....

The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the house was to send him out into the garden with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off'

'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!'

'Jason has had his skate board taken off him

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,

'How do you know they're having sex?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing in his garden with a Mars Bar'.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"A fabulous tip for all you mums and dad's that need some me time.....

The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the house was to send him out into the garden with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off'

'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!'

'Jason has had his skate board taken off him

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,

'How do you know they're having sex?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing in his garden with a Mars Bar'."

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"A fabulous tip for all you mums and dad's that need some me time.....

The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the house was to send him out into the garden with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off'

'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!'

'Jason has had his skate board taken off him

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,

'How do you know they're having sex?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing in his garden with a Mars Bar'."

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