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Due to an ordering discrepancy on my online shopping ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. I now have enough teabags and grated cheese to last into the next Millennium.

Anyone want to pop around for a cuppa and cheese sarnie? (Bring your own bread)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t mind a nice teabag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. I now have enough teabags and grated cheese to last into the next Millennium.

Anyone want to pop around for a cuppa and cheese sarnie? (Bring your own bread)"

What do you want in return and from a distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about fondue until late hours

And teabags on eyelids in the morning to get rid of tiredness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind a nice teabag "

I'd give you one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got a jar of pickled onions and 3 fish fingers if that's any good OP x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".. I now have enough teabags and grated cheese to last into the next Millennium.

Anyone want to pop around for a cuppa and cheese sarnie? (Bring your own bread)

What do you want in return and from a distance "

My bread to cheese ratio is all skewed. Bring some cobs / baps / rolls / barm cakes (*delete as appropriate depending on region)

Fank ewe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind a nice teabag "

Oh g’wan then, as it’s you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about fondue until late hours

And teabags on eyelids in the morning to get rid of tiredness "

There’s not enough teabags in the world to make my eyes look sprightly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a jar of pickled onions and 3 fish fingers if that's any good OP x "

Fish finger, cheese and pickled onion sarnie sounds grand actually! See ya later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimey how did you even manage to get a delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. I now have enough teabags and grated cheese to last into the next Millennium.

Anyone want to pop around for a cuppa and cheese sarnie? (Bring your own bread)

What do you want in return and from a distance

My bread to cheese ratio is all skewed. Bring some cobs / baps / rolls / barm cakes (*delete as appropriate depending on region)

Fank ewe! "

I call them rolls or bread buns I also have a couple of loves of bread in the freezer xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"blimey how did you even manage to get a delivery"

Stuffed brown envelopes and a masons handshake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind a nice teabag

I'd give you one"

Lend me some sugar

I am your neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind a nice teabag

Oh g’wan then, as it’s you! "

Such a sweetheart x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you sleeping with to get a delivery?

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

How many did u get...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


".. I now have enough teabags and grated cheese to last into the next Millennium.

Anyone want to pop around for a cuppa and cheese sarnie? (Bring your own bread)"

Oh I see. An error. Not panic-buying cheese at. Just an accident.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".. I now have enough teabags and grated cheese to last into the next Millennium.

Anyone want to pop around for a cuppa and cheese sarnie? (Bring your own bread)

Oh I see. An error. Not panic-buying cheese at. Just an accident. "

Exactly! If you want any, check out my eBay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many did u get... "

I wanted one type, but the original order didn’t have it so ordered an alternative. Later amended the order and the original stuff was back in stock. So I ordered that. But thought I’d deleted the other stuff. But I didn’t. So now have 4 bags (2 of each). Could have been worse, could have had 6 if I’d ordered the max 3 of each!

That was the long way of saying “4” (which would have been much quicker!).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who are you sleeping with to get a delivery?"

I can’t name names but let’s just say they’re VERY high up in Tesco’s!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many did u get...

I wanted one type, but the original order didn’t have it so ordered an alternative. Later amended the order and the original stuff was back in stock. So I ordered that. But thought I’d deleted the other stuff. But I didn’t. So now have 4 bags (2 of each). Could have been worse, could have had 6 if I’d ordered the max 3 of each!

That was the long way of saying “4” (which would have been much quicker!).

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And the surplus will be going to elderly in-laws .. who would have bought anyway in their order but won’t now. So net zero on the hoarding stakes (as I know it’s a sensitive issue right now!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of the time my dad ordered a box of 12 oxo cubes.

Well he actually ordered 12 boxes.

God rest him xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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If it had been anyone else I'd have been there with bells on. Cheese toastie and a cup of tea.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Could have been worse.

They could have sent you toilet rolls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it had been anyone else I'd have been there with bells on. Cheese toastie and a cup of tea. "

You’re barred anyway so nah nah nana nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are you sleeping with to get a delivery?

I can’t name names but let’s just say they’re VERY high up in Tesco’s!"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"If it had been anyone else I'd have been there with bells on. Cheese toastie and a cup of tea.

You’re barred anyway so nah nah nana nah. "

Pffftttt. Lies.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can never have too much cheese

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By *ac147Man
over a year ago

Belfast East


"Can never have too much cheese "

Hmmmmmmm Cheese on toast

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