FabSwingers.com forum: Write a 4 lined poem

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

About a forumite

The best poem gets a Jaffa Cake

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About a forumite

The best poem gets a Jaffa Cake

Jaffa

Cake

Yummy"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh shit.

Just saw the first bit

Rub that out

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've really done it now.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Princess Peach is so old

She should be Princess prune

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A Jaffa cake

Is a thing to hate

I’d rather dream

Of a custard cream

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tom Tom

Where ever you are From

You told them and you told them

Fools and Fabbers are but one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Princess Peach is so old

She should be Princess prune"

They don't have to be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One line

Two line

Three line

Four line

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A Jaffa cake

Is a thing to hate

I’d rather dream

Of a custard cream "

A jaffa cake

Is orange supreme

A longing a dunking

A sponge tingling dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a man, a biscuit dunker,

He kept cake in his secret bunker.

Now I'm not sure but I've been told,

There is no fridge so now they're mould!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Carmen Carmen

Shes a tranny

But before that

She was a manny

Mr. Bants

In his underpants

Begged ladies to suck his willy

He's silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Bants

He has the Banter

Mr Mystique

Is just a wanker!

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

I apologise to Queen Leviosa in advance...

While squatting behind Leviosa

I leaned in to look a tad closer.

Her legs came apart and she let out a fart

That smelled like a week old samosa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The streets quiet because of the lockdown,

No men or women are in the town

And the women are alone wanting the bone

But because of Covid nineteen, they’ll be flicking the bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carmen Carmen

Shes a tranny

But before that

She was a manny

Mr. Bants

In his underpants

Begged ladies to suck his willy

He's silly"

Granny crumpet

Shes a bit of a trumpet

But here on this site

Shes A bit of alright

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"There is a man, a biscuit dunker,

He kept cake in his secret bunker.

Now I'm not sure but I've been told,

There is no fridge so now they're mould! "

There is a wee lass

Her name is Jimmy

There’s a little rumour

She likes a bendy ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Bants

He has the Banter

Mr Mystique

Is just a wanker!

Testerossa is a type of Ferrari

But here on fab

Shes got a well used fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violet's are blue

This is fab

Faf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I could get even

Sometimes I could give up

sometimes I could Give

sometimes I never give a fuck

GNR- Dont Damn me

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

A boy stud on the burning deck.

Picking his nose like mad.

Rolling them into little balls,

And flicking them at his dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise to Queen Leviosa in advance...

While squatting behind Leviosa

I leaned in to look a tad closer.

Her legs came apart and she let out a fart

That smelled like a week old samosa"

I asked you not to tell people about this

It only happened three times ffs

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear

A bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy,

When Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair

He wasn't Fuzzy Wuzzy?

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"I apologise to Queen Leviosa in advance...

While squatting behind Leviosa

I leaned in to look a tad closer.

Her legs came apart and she let out a fart

That smelled like a week old samosa

I asked you not to tell people about this

It only happened three times ffs"

Oops..

Busted..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ladies they all want to rip his clothes off,

I swear it, I've seen it, they can't get enough.

I heard them all shouting "F. A. F PoF?"

Well that was until he started to cough

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Private Parts has a very big heart,

He cheers us up every day,

With his razor wit & he is also quite fit,

For him my legs I would part..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your name’s never mentioned on this type of thread,

But you’re totally awesome so let’s go to bed,

If you’re wondering who the recipient is,

It’s definitely YOU I want to cover with jizz.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Boom boom boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Princess Peach is so old

She should be Princess prune"

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I got dementia

Roses are red

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Where’s my Jaffa cake?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Rubi Dooby doux, Where are you ?

We've got some work to do now

Rubi Dooby doux, Where are you ?

We need some help from you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some swingers are beginners,

Others are sinners and winners,

But we all must consider

This swinger is a gunslinger

That’s my go for the Jaffa cake ! I only have 2 donuts left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Maths was never my strong point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubi Dooby doux, Where are you ?

We've got some work to do now

Rubi Dooby doux, Where are you ?

We need some help from you now

I'm pretty sure that's plagiarism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom boom "

Shut it Baldrick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His name was Sam, he liked to play,

He longed to get his end away.

He tried to lure ladies into his pool.

That's how he would get them wet, such a fool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubidoux when I think of you

It reminds me of the prettiest view

A rare beauty only found in a few

Once self isolation ends how about we have a few ?

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, youngcub you're a bit of a cutie.

I'd sure like to have me a bite of your booty.

You wanna meet up? We'll just have to see,

I'm not sure you could handle a woman like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin love this thread

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By *illionsandbillionsMan
over a year ago

Gwent

As i sit, browsing fab in bed.

A 100 things,running through my head.

No ones meeting, cause the goverment said.

I may as well fuckoff to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To all those who think their not special

You are forever special to me

Especially when you gaze up at me from down on bended knee

Now I need to sleep zzzzz...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, youngcub you're a bit of a cutie.

I'd sure like to have me a bite of your booty.

You wanna meet up? We'll just have to see,

I'm not sure you could handle a woman like me.

A woman like you..

Nobody compares too rubidoux

Sure we can wait and see

I’ll be here just being meee

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m using my hand

But I’m thinking of you too

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I see you here, I see you there.

Thanks to stealth you don't see me stare.

30 seconds, your videos done.

just in time for me to cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see you here, I see you there.

Thanks to stealth you don't see me stare.

30 seconds, your videos done.

just in time for me to cum."

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see you here, I see you there.

Thanks to stealth you don't see me stare.

30 seconds, your videos done.

just in time for me to cum."
It's not me, but you wish it was.

I don't do film and that's your loss.

But if we can agree a fee.

Maybe, just maybe? You will see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe for a video, I could read these out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The creep joined fab, the site of his dreams.

He was soon to find out all was not as it seems.

He thought he would join and be drowning in fanny,

But he just got ignored as he stroked his wee manny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe for a video, I could read these out? "

Read these out ?

Well just give me a shout

And I’m sure I’ll be about

Whenever your in doubt,

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

So there’s someone on here called Floro

And I’d love to see her tomorrow

But because of corona

I’m left with a boner

But I’ll see her if I have to beg, steal or borrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The creep joined fab, the site of his dreams.

He was soon to find out all was not as it seems.

He thought he would join and be drowning in fanny,

But he just got ignored as he stroked his wee manny. "

I think this should be my new profile text hahah

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I see you here, I see you there.

Thanks to stealth you don't see me stare.

30 seconds, your videos done.

just in time for me to cum.It's not me, but you wish it was.

I don't do film and that's your loss.

But if we can agree a fee.

Maybe, just maybe? You will see!"

Huey, Huey be a dear,

whip it out so I can leer.

No films you say unless a fee.

When you change your mind get back to me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The creep joined fab, the site of his dreams.

He was soon to find out all was not as it seems.

He thought he would join and be drowning in fanny,

But he just got ignored as he stroked his wee manny. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join fab they said,

So he took the plunge

His body is hot

So hes drowning in clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who judges for the Jaffa cake ? Let’s not forget the prize here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your name’s never mentioned on this type of thread,

But you’re totally awesome so let’s go to bed,

If you’re wondering who the recipient is,

It’s definitely YOU I want to cover with jizz."

Oh Dan, I didn’t know you cared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know that guy YeOldeWitchDoc?

I heard that he does magic things with his cock.

He gets on the ground and rubs it in the soil,

Then when he gets up it shoots out snake oil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your name’s never mentioned on this type of thread,

But you’re totally awesome so let’s go to bed,

If you’re wondering who the recipient is,

It’s definitely YOU I want to cover with jizz.

Oh Dan, I didn’t know you cared

Luv ya x

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

When you enter this noble hall

Please use the paper and not the wall

And it's no good standing on the seat

Cos the crabs in here can jump 6 feet

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

"The ladies they all want to rip his clothes off,

I swear it, I've seen it, they can't get enough.

I heard them all shouting "F. A. F PoF?"

Well that was until he started to cough

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a knife

Get in the van Rubidoux

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Well, what can I say

It's been that type of day!

Lucky for me I found the forum

Folks on here I do adore them x

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

There once was a girl called Bessie

Who went to the loch to see Nessie

She fell in the mud, with a terrible thud

So Nessie saw Bessie all messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ladies they all want to rip his clothes off,

I swear it, I've seen it, they can't get enough.

I heard them all shouting "F. A. F PoF?"

Well that was until he started to cough

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a knife

Get in the van Rubidoux

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Citizensin what can I say,

I long for you body most every day.

I've seen your pics the ones with the belt,

Bend me over and let it be felt!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Fabulous and bearded a man to desire.

looking at you my loins are on fire.

Close to you and I may just combust.

Best stand back and admire with lust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubidoux is dressed in blue

Bursting out of her top

Thoae magnificent breasts of hers

Make me want to pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh how I long for PP to live close

It’s his beautiful butt I want the most

But for now I have to gaze upon his pic

While I lay on my bed and dream of his dick !

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Queen Leviosa, funny as fuck

Guys try all you like you won't get a suck.

Never know what'll come out of her mouth.

it'll be fun without a doubt

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Annabelle sexy as fuck

I'll make you a cake

For a squeeze of those buns.

Lemon drizzle here I come.

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By *abat40xWoman
over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

"About a forumite

The best poem gets a Jaffa Cake"

God dame I really fancy a jaffa cake now!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

It’s early morning

I’m awake

I need somebody

To come lick the cake off my body

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

There was a young lady from Bude,

Who went for a swim in a lake.

A man in a punt,

Pulled her up by her hand,

And said 'you can't swim here, it's private'.

Sorry, I was lost for a rhyme.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Annabelle21 eats peas with honey

She's done it all her life.

It makes the peas taste funny,

But it keeps them on her knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He puts toilet roll on his dick,

But I still wouldn't mind giving it a lick,

Pat Mustard is kind of funny,

I would let him spray his custard on my tummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Testerossa you should be a porn flosser

Is that the right term for a valued collector of sperm?

Change your name to make this sh*t

easy

My heads spinning and I'm feeling

queasy!

Part 2

Testerossa must have perfect teeth, I'm sure

To go with that well set beef, I'm sure

She can be controversial

With titties that can nurse you

and a kick to put that ass on the floor

Part 3

Now I don't know you well

So don't take offence

This thread is not for those who sit on the fence

If you ever do sit on a fence with me

I'll be soon holding a ring down on bended knee...

Where's my Jaffa's!!!!!!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Annabelle sexy as fuck

I'll make you a cake

For a squeeze of those buns.

Lemon drizzle here I come."

PP, you have very good taste indeed.

And enough cake to cover my greed.

Your drizzle is a sweet delight

I'll have a taste when I take a bite.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Annabelle21 eats peas with honey

She's done it all her life.

It makes the peas taste funny,

But it keeps them on her knife"

Peas with honey, now there a treat.

Keeping them on a knife is is quite a feat.

Once you start you cannot stop.

until the peas fall with a plop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum games are not for me,

Unless we're all isolated cos of covid-19,

Can you see the message on the left side?

Keeping safe until we can go for a ride.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

She’s lost her teeth, their now just gums

She fires her comments like loaded guns

She’s from a time when a slut was a strumpet

Guess her name, that’s right, its Granny Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pof you make me smile

Rather like I’ve got a pile

I’ve won this haven’t I, so no need for the next 2 lines

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

POF, an award winning guy.

Comes across a little shy.

A really great guy in my eyes.

But am I only after the prize.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

There was a young man called Irkin

Who was always jerkin his gherkin

His mother said Irkin ! Stop jerking your gherkin

Your gherkins for furkin not jerkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"POF, an award winning guy.

Comes across a little shy.

A really great guy in my eyes.

But am I only after the prize."

Sweet talker, you know I’ve won

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"POF, an award winning guy.

Comes across a little shy.

A really great guy in my eyes.

But am I only after the prize.

Sweet talker, you know I’ve won

I'll say anything for a jaffa

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Up out of the brown jar this yeasty woman climbs

Short changed with effort and two lined rhymes

Prod her right and she goes all leaky

Have you guessed yet? That’s right it’s Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up out of the brown jar this yeasty woman climbs

Short changed with effort and two lined rhymes

Prod her right and she goes all leaky

Have you guessed yet? That’s right it’s Cheeky

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was a guy called Ray. who liked to eat lots of fanny, he likes to eat cock now they say, since he met a trannie

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Lezza and Cheeky they’re alright

But not as hot as Lilly white

But If i were isolated and sick

I’d deffo choose the mental chick

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

If you're hung like a frankfurter

My wife will he your super squirter

Listen to her cries of passion

As you fuck in doggy fashion

(Wordsworth, 1890)

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

I looked at the profile with interest

He seemed to be the one

As i scrolled, truth be told

The sky remote clearly won

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan

A stately pleasure dome decree

He spent the time by drinking wine

And watching women pee

(Coleridge, 1797, unpublished version)

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

A fab cautionary tale....

Her profile's great, the pictures fab,

The sex will just be mental

But when he finally meets with her

He finds she's just for rental...'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Your name’s never mentioned on this type of thread,

But you’re totally awesome so let’s go to bed,

If you’re wondering who the recipient is,

It’s definitely YOU I want to cover with jizz."

Awwwwww if only I could spare the loo roll for the after wipes x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"She’s lost her teeth, their now just gums

She fires her comments like loaded guns

She’s from a time when a slut was a strumpet

Guess her name, that’s right, its Granny Crumpet "

I do not have false teeth!

Why do people try to sterotype me.

Get your own steradent!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Decadent Devon

Heaven?

Nuff Said!

Slide into his bed - and be lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know that guy YeOldeWitchDoc?

I heard that he does magic things with his cock.

He gets on the ground and rubs it in the soil,

Then when he gets up it shoots out snake oil!

very good

In bonnie Scotland a lass called Rubidoux

Perfected her moves sitting on the loo

She squats so low when she takes her shits

That it tightens her butt cheeks and pops out her tits

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"She’s lost her teeth, their now just gums

She fires her comments like loaded guns

She’s from a time when a slut was a strumpet

Guess her name, that’s right, its Granny Crumpet

I do not have false teeth!

Why do people try to sterotype me.

Get your own steradent!

x "

I tease her rotten about her teeth

But time will tell what lies beneath

Both sets of lips command this man

Come over here you naughty Gran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Testerossa you should be a porn flosser

Is that the right term for a valued collector of sperm?

Change your name to make this sh*t

easy

My heads spinning and I'm feeling

queasy!

Part 2

Testerossa must have perfect teeth, I'm sure

To go with that well set beef, I'm sure

She can be controversial

With titties that can nurse you

and a kick to put that ass on the floor

Part 3

Now I don't know you well

So don't take offence

This thread is not for those who sit on the fence

If you ever do sit on a fence with me

I'll be soon holding a ring down on bended knee...

Where's my Jaffa's!!!!!!!

Was that a proposition

Huey we have never spoke

If you met me in person

It would go up in smoke!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Testarossa

Want to

F..k yah

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

"Boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom boom

Shut it Baldrick"

Haha well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who got the jaffa cake?!?

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Rubidoux spent a lot of time on porn hub watching Scoobydoo

She had a dream of a gang bang in the mystery machine with fred and shaggy with velma and Frankenstein too and doing it doggy style with scoobydoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bell end is red, my balls are blue, to you coronavirus....fuck you!!!

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

There's a Crumpet on here called Granny

Who ne'er flashes boobage or fanny

You can ask for a look, but you'll be out of luck

Cos she'll tell yer to eff off yer cannae.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Mickey is a mouse

Don't be a cunt

Stay in your house

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I look On the forum ,

Look on profile pics yum yum ,

As far as brum ,

Some make me cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coronavirus sucks

We know it’s true

I just want it to send

So I can nut on you

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I once wrote a poem with four lines

It kinda really just wrote itself

It wouldn't be bad

But it ended all sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy here called Mr Mystique,

If you ask him he'll give you a peek.

But reader beware, there's abundance of hair and he's not washed his cock in a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/04/20 19:52:54]

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"A Jaffa cake

Is a thing to hate

I’d rather dream

Of a custard cream "
oh I like that

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Lots of you moan

About pictures of dick

But nobody fabs

Our cyberman pic.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"There's a guy here called Mr Mystique,

If you ask him he'll give you a peek.

But reader beware, there's abundance of hair and he's not washed his cock in a week. "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"There's a Crumpet on here called Granny

Who ne'er flashes boobage or fanny

You can ask for a look, but you'll be out of luck

Cos she'll tell yer to eff off yer cannae."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cake,jaffa cake

Small and round

Just take a bite

And make a mmmm sound

nikki x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

This could start row

But I'll risk it

Is a Jaffa cake a cake

Or a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish i was your mirror

Hanging on your wall

Coz everytime you got undressed

Guess who'd see it all.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Jaffa cake,jaffa cake

Small and round

Just take a bite

And make a mmmm sound

nikki x "

Mmm Nikki ....just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could start row

But I'll risk it

Is a Jaffa cake a cake

Or a biscuit

Cakes go hard when off and biscuits go soft... end of row. You're welcome.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"This could start row

But I'll risk it

Is a Jaffa cake a cake

Or a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could start row

But I'll risk it

Is a Jaffa cake a cake

Or a biscuit

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could start row

But I'll risk it

Is a Jaffa cake a cake

Or a biscuit

Cakes go hard when off and biscuits go soft... end of row. You're welcome.

"
m

Never leave them long enough to find out : (

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This could start row

But I'll risk it

Is a Jaffa cake a cake

Or a biscuit

Cakes go hard when off and biscuits go soft... end of row. You're welcome.

Never leave them long enough to find out : ("

Very good point...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"There's a guy here called Mr Mystique,

If you ask him he'll give you a peek.

But reader beware, there's abundance of hair and he's not washed his cock in a week.

This has just brought a tear to my japs eye

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The women of fab are beautiful

The women of fab have class

Oh my god I'm horny

I'd love to slide my cock into their arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

People are thick

Stay in your house

You stupid fucking prick

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