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What not to do during lockdown..

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Stephen Fry recently tweeted his doubts about his hair needing a cut, but was reluctant to let his (untrained) husband do it.

I agree with him!

What else should you not attempt at home during the lockdown?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stick rand om objects up your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DIY

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Eat too much, bloody tempting though

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"stick rand om objects up your bum"

Good point. The hospitals are busy enough..

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"DIY "

Always a chance it could go horribly wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit in the kitchen sink

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Eat too much, bloody tempting though "

Especialy cake..

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Shit in the kitchen sink"

Only you would do that. The rest of us use the bathroom sink, like normal bored adults do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit in the kitchen sink

Only you would do that. The rest of us use the bathroom sink, like normal bored adults do... "

How am I supposed to do that when C is shitting in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe your ass with a pot noodle lid, no matter how bad it gets that foil can slice like a bitch

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Don’t go into the loft to look for old DVDs that you haven’t watched in years.

I’m covered in cobwebs and got a lovely hole on the bedroom ceiling that’s letting in an arctic draft!

On a positive it took me 20 minutes to get my ankle free from the loft flooring and insulation so I count that as my exercise for the day.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Shit in the kitchen sink

Only you would do that. The rest of us use the bathroom sink, like normal bored adults do...

How am I supposed to do that when C is shitting in there?"

Take turns, ffs...

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Wipe your ass with a pot noodle lid, no matter how bad it gets that foil can slice like a bitch"

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Don’t go into the loft to look for old DVDs that you haven’t watched in years.

I’m covered in cobwebs and got a lovely hole on the bedroom ceiling that’s letting in an arctic draft!

On a positive it took me 20 minutes to get my ankle free from the loft flooring and insulation so I count that as my exercise for the day."

Wally...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 times yesterday now have sore soldier haha

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.


"Don’t go into the loft to look for old DVDs that you haven’t watched in years.

I’m covered in cobwebs and got a lovely hole on the bedroom ceiling that’s letting in an arctic draft!

On a positive it took me 20 minutes to get my ankle free from the loft flooring and insulation so I count that as my exercise for the day.

Wally..."

Where?

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"stick rand om objects up your bum"

NHS are busy enough without folk going to A&E with a teapot stuck up there arse I agree haha

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m cutting my lads tomorrow

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"8 times yesterday now have sore soldier haha "

Silly boy!

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Don’t go into the loft to look for old DVDs that you haven’t watched in years.

I’m covered in cobwebs and got a lovely hole on the bedroom ceiling that’s letting in an arctic draft!

On a positive it took me 20 minutes to get my ankle free from the loft flooring and insulation so I count that as my exercise for the day.

Wally...

Where? "

.....there!

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m cutting my lads tomorrow "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 times yesterday now have sore soldier haha

Silly boy!"
more horny fire came out the end 8th time

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"stick rand om objects up your bum

NHS are busy enough without folk going to A&E with a teapot stuck up there arse I agree haha "

If it had PG Tips, it might improve the flavour..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stick rand om objects up your bum"

very tempting

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"8 times yesterday now have sore soldier haha

Silly boy!more horny fire came out the end 8th time "

...blisters...

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.


"Don’t go into the loft to look for old DVDs that you haven’t watched in years.

I’m covered in cobwebs and got a lovely hole on the bedroom ceiling that’s letting in an arctic draft!

On a positive it took me 20 minutes to get my ankle free from the loft flooring and insulation so I count that as my exercise for the day.

Wally...

Where?

.....there! "

There in the stair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 times yesterday now have sore soldier haha

Silly boy!more horny fire came out the end 8th time

...blisters..."
no fine a exaggeration for comedic affect

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Don’t go into the loft to look for old DVDs that you haven’t watched in years.

I’m covered in cobwebs and got a lovely hole on the bedroom ceiling that’s letting in an arctic draft!

On a positive it took me 20 minutes to get my ankle free from the loft flooring and insulation so I count that as my exercise for the day.

Wally...

Where?

.....there!

There in the stair? "

Right there!

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Do not break your one solo toilet and then have to wait 4 hours for the emergency plumber when in isolation

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.


"I’m cutting my lads tomorrow "

That’s still against the law you know even in times like this.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Do not break your one solo toilet and then have to wait 4 hours for the emergency plumber when in isolation "

Only you...

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.


"Don’t go into the loft to look for old DVDs that you haven’t watched in years.

I’m covered in cobwebs and got a lovely hole on the bedroom ceiling that’s letting in an arctic draft!

On a positive it took me 20 minutes to get my ankle free from the loft flooring and insulation so I count that as my exercise for the day.

Wally...

Where?

.....there!

There in the stair?

Right there!"

Hang on. I’m off to search for my bloody Clogs now....

Pain in the arse.....

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