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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Pint of wine with an umbrella in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't. I've never been able to do that.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Whisper on your ear FAF.

I heard that works every time.

Failing that take you in my car and pull a handbrake turn.

The second given way to a get a woman to go for you.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If you wanted picking up, I'd do that literally (my party trick).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over "

Would you like some nuts tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give you a smile and then read your eyes

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By *ewcouplemidsCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Old ways are the best

Use a club n rope then whisk you away lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over "

Citizens arrest you with my furry handcuffs and detain you in my bedroom under isolation regulations until it's all over.

Or

Instead of dropping a Ferrari key fob on the bar top to impress you I would drop a toilet roll, hand sanitiser and face mask on the bar top

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I wouldn't. I've never been able to do that."

I'd go home, kick myself, and wank

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over "

offer you a handkerchief and ask if it smells of chloroform

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over "

Ask if you'd like to come home and watch porn on my wide screen mirror

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I wouldn't. I've never been able to do that.

I'd go home, kick myself, and wank

"

I’d go home with you, stop you from kicking yourself and kiss you while you wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll get me coat

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By *rouchomarxMan
over a year ago

Walsall

There’s a reason I’m on here and not picking up women in bars lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I wouldn't. I've never been able to do that.

I'd go home, kick myself, and wank

I’d go home with you, stop you from kicking yourself and kiss you while you wank "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nothing that takes my fancy then :p you should try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over "

Just use my seductive eyes & you'd approach me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Nothing that takes my fancy then :p you should try harder "

So why shouldn't you come and talk to me??

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Id ask you if my handkerchief smelt of chloroform - youd say - no it smells of cum and id apologise and realise i brought the wrong handkerchief.... then reslise i

May have blown my chance!! xxx

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