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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning everyone....

I have just put the kettle on...

Who would like a cup of tea or coffee?

I'm wearing my surgical rubber gloves and will keep 2 meters away from you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black with honey please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Morning Ash!

Yes please! Tea white no sugar xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk, 5 sugars please

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Black and no sugar or milk please

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I'm doing the Java Jive

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Black with honey please "

Hola tuberose.........one black coffee with honey in it coming right up...

Is the wild goose still singing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea, milk no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please Ash. Strong, dash of milk, no sugar.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

White one sugar please ..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea

Black

Dash of milk

1 sweetener

I’ll give you a custard cream in exchange

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash!

Yes please! Tea white no sugar xx"

Morning DC....one tea with milk and no sugar coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Milk, 5 sugars please "

Coming right up....that's a lot of sugar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Ash hopefully you are well!

I'd like a freshly ground coffee please white no sugar..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash, coffee please sir. White no sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milk, 5 sugars please

Coming right up....that's a lot of sugar! "

Cause I’m sweet ! I don’t actually drink tea or coffee I just wanted to join in, I like milk

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Rooibos please! I need to cut out sugar again as I'm getting iso-plump.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Black and no sugar or milk please "

Morning Toxic...one black coffee coming right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please. Black, no sugar x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm doing the Java Jive "

It's too early yet for me to exercise!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea, milk no sugar please "

Morning skydrol.....one tea with milk and no sugar coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black with honey please

Hola tuberose.........one black coffee with honey in it coming right up...

Is the wild goose still singing?"

No some tits are chirping though haha

It's a tea Ash! X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee please Ash. Strong, dash of milk, no sugar. "

Morning incandescent....one strong coffee with a dash of milk and no sugar coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"White one sugar please .. "

Coming right up mate.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please, with milk.

Nikki x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tea

Black

Dash of milk

1 sweetener

I’ll give you a custard cream in exchange "

Thats a deal!...

I will do pretty much anything for a custard cream...

Your tea is coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash hopefully you are well!

I'd like a freshly ground coffee please white no sugar.. "

Good morning lezzer.....I'm doing good thank you...

One freshly ground coffee with milk and no sugar coming right up...

I hope you are well

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash, coffee please sir. White no sugar "

Morning private Benny....one coffee with milk and no sugar coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Rooibos please! I need to cut out sugar again as I'm getting iso-plump. "

Hi Meli....one Rooibos with no sugar coming right up....you always look good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Ash, coffee please sir. White no sugar

Morning private Benny....one coffee with milk and no sugar coming right up... "

thank you sir

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee please. Black, no sugar x"

Morning smiler...one black coffee with no sugar coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Black with honey please

Hola tuberose.........one black coffee with honey in it coming right up...

Is the wild goose still singing?

No some tits are chirping though haha

It's a tea Ash! X"

Sorry Rose.....swapping coffee for tea....

I do like to see a chirping tit in the morning

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Hot chocolate please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee please, with milk.

Nikki x "

Morning Nikki...one coffee with milk coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hot chocolate please"

Morning _oddy....one hot chocolate coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot chocolate please"

Snap

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash, coffee please sir. White no sugar

Morning private Benny....one coffee with milk and no sugar coming right up... thank you sir "

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black with honey please

Hola tuberose.........one black coffee with honey in it coming right up...

Is the wild goose still singing?

No some tits are chirping though haha

It's a tea Ash! X

Sorry Rose.....swapping coffee for tea....

I do like to see a chirping tit in the morning

"

If one could make some sense of it . Still entertaining

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Good morning Ash.

Can we both have a nice cup of coffee please no sugar and milk for me and 3 sugars and milk for D please?

Jo.Xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Black with honey please

Hola tuberose.........one black coffee with honey in it coming right up...

Is the wild goose still singing?

No some tits are chirping though haha

It's a tea Ash! X

Sorry Rose.....swapping coffee for tea....

I do like to see a chirping tit in the morning

If one could make some sense of it . Still entertaining "

I'm not sure what day it is....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash.

Can we both have a nice cup of coffee please no sugar and milk for me and 3 sugars and milk for D please?

Jo.Xx "

Good morning Jo and D...2 cups of coffee coming right up....one with milk and no sugar and the other with milk and 3 sugars x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Morning Ash. Tea please

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By *ornybobBuilderMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

coffee two sugars and some biscuits will do

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I need an espresso with one sugar and an earl grey chaser (nothing in it) please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could I have a milky tea or coffee, no sugar, and I’ll bring cake and biscuits x

Viv x

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I’ll have coffee

Decaf

And warm the milk.

What biscuits are there?

I want NICE and Morning Coffee

That shouldn’t be to difficult

Why are you still standing there?

GET ON WITH IT!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Good morning Ash.

Can we both have a nice cup of coffee please no sugar and milk for me and 3 sugars and milk for D please?

Jo.Xx

Good morning Jo and D...2 cups of coffee coming right up....one with milk and no sugar and the other with milk and 3 sugars x"

Nice one Ash

D.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Would a Flat White be too much to ask for? Served with a Caburys Flake please

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I need an espresso with one sugar and an earl grey chaser (nothing in it) please "

An Earl Grey chaser??!! That sounds so posh PK!

D.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I need an espresso with one sugar and an earl grey chaser (nothing in it) please "

Can I change my order Ash! Hold the Tetley. I'll have what Platinum is having. You make a brew sound so nice.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Flat white please, with art.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash. Tea please "

Morning sensual...

One tea coming right up mate....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"coffee two sugars and some biscuits will do"

One coffee with 2 sugars coming right up...sorry I dont have any biscuits at the moment...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I need an espresso with one sugar and an earl grey chaser (nothing in it) please "

One espresso with one sugar and an earl grey chaser coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Please could I have a milky tea or coffee, no sugar, and I’ll bring cake and biscuits x

Viv x"

Morning Viv...

One milky tea coming right up....look forward to having some of your cake

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll have coffee

Decaf

And warm the milk.

What biscuits are there?

I want NICE and Morning Coffee

That shouldn’t be to difficult

Why are you still standing there?

GET ON WITH IT!"

Coming right up!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Would a Flat White be too much to ask for? Served with a Caburys Flake please "

Morning mandy..

I can do a flat white but sorry I have run out of Cadbury flakes....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Flat white please, with art. "

One flat white coming right up...

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