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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dont like to brag or anything, but I got an online food order booked today for 2 weeks time!

#winning

What can you humbly brag about?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Congrats to the 2 week older you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click & Collect at Tesco’s in the bag (for self isolating pensioners). Back of the net!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Congrats to the 2 week older you"

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Click & Collect at Tesco’s in the bag (for self isolating pensioners). Back of the net! "

You arent old enough to qualify!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"I dont like to brag or anything, but I got an online food order booked today for 2 weeks time!

#winning

What can you humbly brag about? "
wow that is good. I've given up..

I dont have a brag humble or not so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i let a strange beautiful woman pee in my toilet and she was very grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unblocked house drains..

No man insight.. as obviously isolating.. boom ...all cleared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jealous.

My kids still didn't kill each other. And they are actually learning. And I'm cooking. And baking. And we exercised. And I'm so full of myself lol

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Mine is that I know Harris Wittels invented the phrase

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Well. I've managed to go a whole day without having a wank.

I win.

Close the thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well. I've managed to go a whole day without having a wank.

I win.

Close the thread. "

All 28 minutes of Thursday, you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont like to brag or anything, but I got an online food order booked today for 2 weeks time!

#winning

What can you humbly brag about? wow that is good. I've given up..

I dont have a brag humble or not so. "

Given up trying to shop online, or as in struggling sweetie xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i let a strange beautiful woman pee in my toilet and she was very grateful "

Why did you let a strange person in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unblocked house drains..

No man insight.. as obviously isolating.. boom ...all cleared.

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Fantastic!! #winning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i let a strange beautiful woman pee in my toilet and she was very grateful

Why did you let a strange person in?"
she was Desperate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jealous.

My kids still didn't kill each other. And they are actually learning. And I'm cooking. And baking. And we exercised. And I'm so full of myself lol "
#winning!!

I built a trampoline for mine, well, fir my sanity!

And not to use myself, ever, for sunbathing on!

It's as much as I can do to get us through the day fed and exercised, but that works for pets, so it's ok for kids too, right??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is that I know Harris Wittels invented the phrase"

Humble brag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i let a strange beautiful woman pee in my toilet and she was very grateful

Why did you let a strange person in?she was Desperate "

How was she strange, would be a better way to phrase it? Or do you mean a stranger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like to brag but I’m a virgin I’m waiting to find the 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i let a strange beautiful woman pee in my toilet and she was very grateful

Why did you let a strange person in?she was Desperate

How was she strange, would be a better way to phrase it? Or do you mean a stranger?"
she was strange in so far as it was the first time i had such a request

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Today I cleaned my bathrooms - they sparkle! By tomorrow the kids will have clogged the bath and shower with hair, pee’d on the seat, left toothpaste on the sink, dumped wet towels and laundry on the floor - and basically made it look like they were never cleaned in the first place!

Anyone else feel like they’re fighting a losing battle now the nippers are home 24/7?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I don’t like to brag but I’m a virgin I’m waiting to find the 1"

If your face is as cute as I hope it is then you’re absolutely lying!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today I cleaned my bathrooms - they sparkle! By tomorrow the kids will have clogged the bath and shower with hair, pee’d on the seat, left toothpaste on the sink, dumped wet towels and laundry on the floor - and basically made it look like they were never cleaned in the first place!

Anyone else feel like they’re fighting a losing battle now the nippers are home 24/7? "
Sounds like Groundhog day!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Today I cleaned my bathrooms - they sparkle! By tomorrow the kids will have clogged the bath and shower with hair, pee’d on the seat, left toothpaste on the sink, dumped wet towels and laundry on the floor - and basically made it look like they were never cleaned in the first place!

Anyone else feel like they’re fighting a losing battle now the nippers are home 24/7? Sounds like Groundhog day!"

I think it’s the same for all ‘grounded’ parents at the moment isn’t it?

Tomorrow it’s mowing the lawns and the battle of the laundry. Can’t bloody wait! I’m also going on a hunt for loo roll for mum. May take a while!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I dont like to brag or anything, but I got an online food order booked today for 2 weeks time!

#winning

What can you humbly brag about? "

I got one for the 4th!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Lucky you OP. Our delivery slots are fully booked up until 15th April and not taking any more orders after that

A walk out it has to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I managed to make a cuppa and drank most of it before it went cold. With the kids off that’s a rarity! Viv xx

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have done my garden

I have cleaned the patio of the shit that out upstairs neighbour had dumped

Cut all the dead plants, raked them. Then brushed the patio down

I have cut all the dead plants on main part of garden. Then raked the soil.

I have cut 1/3 of the rose bush down, and the the other plant down.

Would like to dig it properly over the next few weeks and relay some compost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 Litres Cravendale, fresh fruit and veg, 2 small tins of beans. Hat-trick!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have managed to shave my hair myself this morning

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Managed to get some eggs today. If fact, queue at 6am this morning at supermarket was only a handful of people. Think the message is getting around that there is enough food!

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