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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Home working is shit.

Tequila is the way forward

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Tequila with sugar on the Lemon

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

That I under estimated how much the elderly need people especially when they are on their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am loving WFH... I may never go back into the office!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A butlers sink is just like an old Belfast sink that my gramps used to grow runner beans in and that generally they were all made the same width 595mm.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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You can hold a violin like a guitar (under the chin) and not look like a complete knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting your own hair is actually not that easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument. "

Not true my friend. I make sweet music with my sausage fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.

Not true my friend. I make sweet music with my sausage fingers "

You mean...

you mean there’s hope for me yet!!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument. "

It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.

It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth. "

It might actually just be that I’m musically inept then.

I’ll have another go tomorrow

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.

It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth. "

Cock like girth?...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I struggle to ‘work’ from home, due to the many distractions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.

Not true my friend. I make sweet music with my sausage fingers

You mean...

you mean there’s hope for me yet!!"

Time is the key. Plenty practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are morons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.

It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth.

Cock like girth?..."

I just thought he meant Garth.

The pretty blonde off of Wayne’s world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People are morons especially on this thread "

How dare you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat shouts at other cats loudly from the window.

really aggressive

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By *lowersandcarsCouple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument. "

Exactly what Mr says about guitar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t do a workout in the suns_ine when you have a puppy who wants to play x

Viv x

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"People are morons "

It’s taken you this long!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gingers catch the sun easily!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I mentally tut more than I realised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mentally tut more than I realised "

I love tut on tits

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I mentally tut more than I realised

I love tut on tits "

You can tut on mine

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.

It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth.

Cock like girth?...

I just thought he meant Garth.

The pretty blonde off of Wayne’s world"

Never watched it. Old people generation film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.

It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth.

Cock like girth?...

I just thought he meant Garth.

The pretty blonde off of Wayne’s world

Never watched it. Old people generation film."

Ouch.

You’ve never seen Wayne’s world?

It’s not that old... *googles*

1992, that’s only 28 years ago fuck!!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"That I under estimated how much the elderly need people especially when they are on their own."

You changed your name!! I thought someone had pinched your photo

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people are selfish back stabbing cunts.

More than I originally thought which scares me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That people are selfish back stabbing cunts.

More than I originally thought which scares me!

"

Turn around, Let me just remove those knives and give you a hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That people are selfish back stabbing cunts.

More than I originally thought which scares me!

"

Yep, and it’s a shit feeling sending you careful, non back stabbing hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That people are selfish back stabbing cunts.

More than I originally thought which scares me!

Turn around, Let me just remove those knives and give you a hug."

Aw thanks Sam I need a hug after the day I've had.

I'll keep one of the knives though - I fancy a rest in prison instead of having to look after selfish cunts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That people are selfish back stabbing cunts.

More than I originally thought which scares me!

Yep, and it’s a shit feeling sending you careful, non back stabbing hugs xx"

Thankyou lovely.

I've literally had the day from hell.

I'm having ALL the wine now fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That people are selfish back stabbing cunts.

More than I originally thought which scares me!

Yep, and it’s a shit feeling sending you careful, non back stabbing hugs xx

Thankyou lovely.

I've literally had the day from hell.

I'm having ALL the wine now fuck it "

You’re welcome x Have it and enjoy it, you deserve it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying naked in the sun is extremely liberating

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.

It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth.

Cock like girth?...

I just thought he meant Garth.

The pretty blonde off of Wayne’s world"

No no no.... the perimeter of a parallel projection of a shape.

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

A bird shitting on your jumper is now not a bad thing ..its a topic ??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolling pins smash windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting far more work done from home without the constant distractions a busy office provides. Who knew I could do much of my work in at least half the time!? I really didn't think I'd enjoy wfh but it's great. And I have my kids around too. And I can put a wash load on while no ones looking. And I'm not using my car. Win win win!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting far more work done from home without the constant distractions a busy office provides. Who knew I could do much of my work in at least half the time!? I really didn't think I'd enjoy wfh but it's great. And I have my kids around too. And I can put a wash load on while no ones looking. And I'm not using my car. Win win win!!!"

Problem is now how many who are finding similair will want to go back to their offices, and should they have too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting far more work done from home without the constant distractions a busy office provides. Who knew I could do much of my work in at least half the time!? I really didn't think I'd enjoy wfh but it's great. And I have my kids around too. And I can put a wash load on while no ones looking. And I'm not using my car. Win win win!!!

Problem is now how many who are finding similair will want to go back to their offices, and should they have too "

I'll happily go back. It's different but both have their advantages and both are pretty good from where I'm sitting. Guess that's why I work where I do.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

My dog likes gardening....

Well more digging really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting far more work done from home without the constant distractions a busy office provides. Who knew I could do much of my work in at least half the time!? I really didn't think I'd enjoy wfh but it's great. And I have my kids around too. And I can put a wash load on while no ones looking. And I'm not using my car. Win win win!!!

Problem is now how many who are finding similair will want to go back to their offices, and should they have too

I'll happily go back. It's different but both have their advantages and both are pretty good from where I'm sitting. Guess that's why I work where I do. "

Lucky sod

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I've learnt my neighbour's are stupid/selfish! I thought them a nice young couple. However they've just had an afternoon party, with much coming and going! Due to shared access and being on the 'at risk ' category I'm now effectively trapped at home!

Unbelievable!??

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Squirrel shit has a hazel nut in every bite

Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some strange reason my dog can’t resist eating squirrel crap even if she throws up afterwards every single time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For some strange reason my dog can’t resist eating squirrel crap even if she throws up afterwards every single time "

Never seen a squirrel shit. I'm curious, are the big? Nutty? Do they drop them from a hight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For some strange reason my dog can’t resist eating squirrel crap even if she throws up afterwards every single time

Never seen a squirrel shit. I'm curious, are the big? Nutty? Do they drop them from a hight? "

No idea but she always finds it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive learnt that i can sleep at any time of the day oh and i also learnt that when a beautiful young woman needs a pee she needs a pee desperately

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

My new labourer’s name is David and he doesn’t like being called Dave. So now everyone calls him Covid and he doesn’t like being called that either.

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I've learnt my neighbour's are stupid/selfish! I thought them a nice young couple. However they've just had an afternoon party, with much coming and going! Due to shared access and being on the 'at risk ' category I'm now effectively trapped at home!

Unbelievable!??

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey


"My new labourer’s name is David and he doesn’t like being called Dave. So now everyone calls him Covid and he doesn’t like being called that either. "

Haha love it you miserable sods!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Today I've learnt all about triangle numbers, I was alright with squares, square roots and to the power of, today I've done a crash course in algebra and triangle numbers in order to be able to teach my daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt this life is totally unpredictable however much people plan it out. So fab peeps let’s live it and make the most of what we got however little or much we got or get. Enjoy those taken for granted moments.

On a lighter note I am a horny animal today and can’t help it haha

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Tequila with sugar on the Lemon "

Tequila with a lime cordial

Separate shot glasses..... Tiny sip of Rose's Lime Cordial..... Shot of Tequila.... another small sip of cordial to chase! Its Awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been working from home for the last 20 years , I thought I was well prepared for a total lock down , but I may have been wrong !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i learnt that all good things come to those who wait

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've learnt my cat is horrified by me working from home and feels the need to come in every hour to look at me with an astounded expression.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

That no one can truly be trusted but your mum.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place


"Home working is shit.

Tequila is the way forward

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Please tell me you had it during the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Home working is shit.

Tequila is the way forward

"

Is it because you got those two the wrong way round!

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place


"I've learnt my neighbour's are stupid/selfish! I thought them a nice young couple. However they've just had an afternoon party, with much coming and going! Due to shared access and being on the 'at risk ' category I'm now effectively trapped at home!

Unbelievable!?? "

You must report them to police. They are risking lives.

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

That a 12 year old can cycle 17 miles and still have lots of energy. So impressed x

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