FabSwingers.com forum: Do you ever worry what your neighbours are up to?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine had a huge row at 9 ish with screaming in the garden. He is now putting black bin bags with heavy stuff into the car and all is quiet.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Mine had a huge row at 9 ish with screaming in the garden. He is now putting black bin bags with heavy stuff into the car and all is quiet.

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maybe he confiscated her shoes?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

It happens... anyone remember the guy that was murdered and dismembered and found all over Herts .. he used to live above where I worked ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He has put another 2 in and they looked heavy. All the lights are out and its very very quiet over there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be more worried if he was digging up the patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be setting a kinky scene.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It happens... anyone remember the guy that was murdered and dismembered and found all over Herts .. he used to live above where I worked ..

He is a butcher next door i think. A big bloke too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might be setting a kinky scene. "

Very kinky he just put a spade in the boot now. I am peeping round the curtain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be more worried if he was digging up the patio

I dont think he would do that he paid thousands for the block work last year.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

we used to have a jeremy kyle couple round the corner.

i once got woken up by raised voices at about 3am and they were screaming at each other on the front garden, with the baby (probably about 2 or 3) running around the lawn.

i mean, seriously, row, ok, thats fine, but that time in the morning and with the kid up'????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It happens... anyone remember the guy that was murdered and dismembered and found all over Herts .. he used to live above where I worked ..

He is a butcher next door i think. A big bloke too!

dont go to any bbq's at his in the next few weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It happens... anyone remember the guy that was murdered and dismembered and found all over Herts .. he used to live above where I worked ..

He is a butcher next door i think. A big bloke too!

dont go to any bbq's at his in the next few weeks

Oh fuck i just remembered he sells pies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine had a huge row at 9 ish with screaming in the garden. He is now putting black bin bags with heavy stuff into the car and all is quiet.

is it Dexter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we used to have a jeremy kyle couple round the corner.

i once got woken up by raised voices at about 3am and they were screaming at each other on the front garden, with the baby (probably about 2 or 3) running around the lawn.

i mean, seriously, row, ok, thats fine, but that time in the morning and with the kid up'????"

It kicked off round 9 then a scream and it went quiet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine had a huge row at 9 ish with screaming in the garden. He is now putting black bin bags with heavy stuff into the car and all is quiet.

is it Dexter?

I don't think so everyone calls him pieman cos he makes good pies.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Mine had a huge row at 9 ish with screaming in the garden. He is now putting black bin bags with heavy stuff into the car and all is quiet.

is it Dexter?

I don't think so everyone calls him pieman cos he makes good pies.

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his surname isnt Lovett is it?

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By *estless in batterseaMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Surely the OP is winding us all up!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Best go to sleep now then.. or follow him when he drives off... do you have a dog ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely the OP is winding us all up!

Nope he is putting bags in his car right now black ones and heavy by the look of it and there is no oxfam clothing bin round here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best go to sleep now then.. or follow him when he drives off... do you have a dog ??"

I'm not sleeping no way!!!! I'm sure he saw the curtain twitch in the moonlight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck I'm shitting it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck I'm shitting it!

I'm clenching real tight as i peep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he's just leaving her and didn't have a suitcase?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Get Magnum PI on the case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get Magnum PI on the case

I have walls Magnum in the freezer but i don't think they will do much to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck I'm shitting it!

I'm clenching real tight as i peep!

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Your fucked mate run for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe he's just leaving her and didn't have a suitcase?

I hope thats the reason and the electric is off cos she has gone to bed and the shovel is for gardening and the scream was the cat earlier and all that red stuff on the boot lid is paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might be setting a kinky scene.

Very kinky he just put a spade in the boot now. I am peeping round the curtain.

And they say us women are nosey lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck I'm shitting it!

I'm clenching real tight as i peep!

Your fucked mate run for it!

Where to? I'm a shit runner and i have no loft ladder to hide up there!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ron Muffmuncher ....get his autograph here folks....the next agatha christie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might be setting a kinky scene.

Very kinky he just put a spade in the boot now. I am peeping round the curtain.

And they say us women are nosey lol"

Wish i hadn't looked now. Or should i creep out and have a closer look?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just pop round see if he needs a hand with the heavy items....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ron Muffmuncher ....get his autograph here folks....the next agatha christie

She's dead! You tempting my fate?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ron Muffmuncher ....get his autograph here folks....the next agatha christie

She's dead! You tempting my fate?

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Poirot? Sherlock Homes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just pop round see if he needs a hand with the heavy items....lol"

What and say "Where the fuck you going with that spade and black bags at midnight"? I'm not fucking batman you know i have no utility belt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ron Muffmuncher ....get his autograph here folks....the next agatha christie

She's dead! You tempting my fate?

Poirot? Sherlock Homes?

They are both dead too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was small we had a neighbour who regularly beat up his girlfriend. She came to ours on several of these occasions and he would come tearing round, shotgun in hand...Some months later, he was arrested for murdering prostitutes in the lickey hills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

call 999 if you really think it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"call 999 if you really think it

I am going for a closer look it might be a moonlight flit if I'm lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooooooooooooo!!! he'll chop your head of with the spade and put you in a bag!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry .... two bags

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

bet the bugger has just had a domestic and has taken stuff to fly tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"call 999 if you really think it

I am going for a closer look it might be a moonlight flit if I'm lucky. "
Grab the bat Ron, and a cup for cover as a sugar borrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear.... Ron's gone a bit quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... he's probably shagging the wife

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

".... he's probably shagging the wife

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or impaled himself on the fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... he's probably shagging the wife

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I admire your optimism, I've got a bad feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish he'd hurry up, I want to go to bed but want to hear what's happened too!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"wish he'd hurry up, I want to go to bed but want to hear what's happened too!

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well if its bad he could on the front page of the papers tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wish he'd hurry up, I want to go to bed but want to hear what's happened too!

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He should of given us a time limit for us to call out a posse.......

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

He into necrophilia?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"He into necrophilia?"
no i think he likes bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wish he'd hurry up, I want to go to bed but want to hear what's happened too!

well if its bad he could on the front page of the papers tomorrow

s'no good, I feel sick I'm that tired.

...he's probably gone to bed himself just to wind us up..

Nighty night folks xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The bugger drove off before I had got near the fence so I went for a bag of chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stress and bricking my pants made me hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bugger drove off before I had got near the fence so I went for a bag of chips.

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Chips to calm the nerves Ron like your stlye. I thought your number was up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours often throw weekend parties to all hours, what happens is taxi loads of couples arrive the females always in lingerie and i hear strange noises and orgasmic screams and giggling to all hours, god knows wot their up too!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bugger drove off before I had got near the fence so I went for a bag of chips.

Chips to calm the nerves Ron like your stlye. I thought your number was up!

You and me! He is a big bloke! The chips are good they have scraps on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the wife around this morning?

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I wonder all the time of the 80 year old next door is having strings of nubiles visit him every night....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont have them only my holiday homes and thay come and go , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont have them only my holiday homes and thay come and go , lol"
lol,i'm the same

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