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By *elshyXO OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Its a bit boring isnt it? We’re all off work, the suns out, its taps aff weather & we can’t go to the pub... thats until now. I hereby am opening a new virtual watering hole - The Open Arms

I’ll be your barkeep & your landlord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double vodka and cola with ice and lemon for me please !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thank you Landlord

Do you do tap water please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness and keep it flowing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wipe that fucking glass !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Pint of Guinness please .

Ensure the 119.5 second pouring time is adhered to please

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Baileys and tomato juice for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stella for me please. She is behind the bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this 'off work' thing people are talking about?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Stella for me please. She is behind the bar. "
ask her nicely she might keep her heels on for you

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By *elshyXO OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Double vodka and cola with ice and lemon for me please ! "

Coming right up!

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By *elshyXO OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Pint of Guinness please .

Ensure the 119.5 second pouring time is adhered to please "

Sorry sir, we only do the 119 second pour or the 120 second pour, we dont have the facilities to do anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope there’s pork scratchings here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea please.

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By *elshyXO OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *elshyXO OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Cup of tea please."

It’ll be strong with just a dash of milk. No sugar, bars on rations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wanted to try Guiness and black

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By *elshyXO OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Always wanted to try Guiness and black "

We dont do cocktails but i’m willing to make an exception since it’s your first time

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I hope there’s pork scratchings here"
better known as crabs

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