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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Ouch....I feel for you for what may come next OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome."

Haha, very good. Good luck with get any meets after all this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the size of your sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome."

I was very confused, now i am alot happier in knowing that.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome."

Can you give me that in dishwashers please Sam ?

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

'Merry Christmas'


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome."

Sadly not far enough way from bad humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How far I'd that in ironing boards?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on the size of your sink "

Not true.

All the same width otherwise the little darlings wouldn’t be able to reach the tap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Can you give me that in dishwashers please Sam ?"

The average dishwasher is around 5”4 so that’s two and a bit

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

'Merry Christmas'


"Depends on the size of your sink

Not true.

All the same width otherwise the little darlings wouldn’t be able to reach the tap"

Your Man'Splaining is wrong too - sinks come in many many sizes.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Can you give me that in dishwashers please Sam ?

The average dishwasher is around 5”4 so that’s two and a bit "

eff off - I'm 5' 4" i'm bigger than a dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Can you give me that in dishwashers please Sam ?

The average dishwasher is around 5”4 so that’s two and a bit "

You're confirming the stereotype that men are rubbish at measuring.

5ft4 is around 160cm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How far I'd that in ironing boards? "

It’s probably two’ish

If it helps then I reckon it’s around three of my shirts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For confused men.. 2m equals size of Sams coffin.. 191cm plus a bit of a frame around hey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on the size of your sink

Not true.

All the same width otherwise the little darlings wouldn’t be able to reach the tap

Your Man'Splaining is wrong too - sinks come in many many sizes."

I think you may be confusing the sink with the bath, it’s the one by the cooker

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Sadly not far enough way from bad humour."

Your sink tells jokes ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Can you give me that in dishwashers please Sam ?

The average dishwasher is around 5”4 so that’s two and a bit

eff off - I'm 5' 4" i'm bigger than a dishwasher"

Apologies grammar...

I was generalising, obviously some dishwashers are bigger than others

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We took the distancing measure in fab inches. So are currently stood on top of each other. Who knew 12 inches was so short in real life??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Can you give me that in dishwashers please Sam ?

The average dishwasher is around 5”4 so that’s two and a bit

You're confirming the stereotype that men are rubbish at measuring.

5ft4 is around 160cm "

That’s exactly the what I’m supposed to be doing here, confirming stereotypes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" For confused men.. 2m equals size of Sams coffin.. 191cm plus a bit of a frame around hey? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or according to most fab men the it is the size of an average penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" For confused men.. 2m equals size of Sams coffin.. 191cm plus a bit of a frame around hey? "

You’ll all be crying into your sinks when that terrible loss to womankind eventually happens ;'(

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Can you give me that in dishwashers please Sam ?

The average dishwasher is around 5”4 so that’s two and a bit "

what if she’s wearing heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Can you give me that in dishwashers please Sam ?

The average dishwasher is around 5”4 so that’s two and a bit what if she’s wearing heels "

Do you allow that sort of thing in your household?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We took the distancing measure in fab inches. So are currently stood on top of each other. Who knew 12 inches was so short in real life??"

My wife does.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome."

Brave . Very Brave

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I dont knowing i should be joining in and giving OP shit or not here....

Fuck it....I'm siding with the women as they're far more fun lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or according to most fab men the it is the size of an average penis"

I know we sometimes exaggerate a bit but a four sink width penis, really?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Can you give me that in dishwashers please Sam ?

The average dishwasher is around 5”4 so that’s two and a bit what if she’s wearing heels

Do you allow that sort of thing in your household?"

As long as she wears white to match the other appliances

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Can you give me that in dishwashers please Sam ?

The average dishwasher is around 5”4 so that’s two and a bit

what if she’s wearing heels "

She gets ravished from behind!

Sam loves heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on the size of your sink "

The half a meter ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Can you give me that in dishwashers please Sam ?

The average dishwasher is around 5”4 so that’s two and a bit what if she’s wearing heels

Do you allow that sort of thing in your household?"

It’s actively encouraged in my household and I’d advise you to encourage it in yours too.

Heels and marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or according to most fab men the it is the size of an average penis"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For confused women everywhere...

2 meters is about 4 kitchen sink widths.

You are welcome.

Brave . Very Brave "

Not brave.

Informative

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont knowing i should be joining in and giving OP shit or not here....

Fuck it....I'm siding with the women as they're far more fun lol "

That’s not very fair.

I guarantee I’m more fun.

You should see me put up shelves and wash the car!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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What about a butler sink though? That feels way too far away from everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on the size of your sink

The half a meter ones "

This man knows his sinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about a butler sink though? That feels way too far away from everyone. "

Ceramic sinks are pretty much a standard 595 width so I suppose it’s nearer three than four if that helps sweetheart x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stretch your arms out wide, that should be around 2 metres.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What about a butler sink though? That feels way too far away from everyone.

Ceramic sinks are pretty much a standard 595 width so I suppose it’s nearer three than four if that helps sweetheart x"

Thank you for being the strong hero we need in times like this. I appreciate your manly wisdom Sam. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you stretch your arms out wide, that should be around 2 metres. "

As much as I appreciate your explanation this thread is to help women relate measurements in the form of something they know about.

Plus they only have little arms.

The sink explains it all very clearly to the little lovelies.

Thanks for your input fellow man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about a butler sink though? That feels way too far away from everyone.

Ceramic sinks are pretty much a standard 595 width so I suppose it’s nearer three than four if that helps sweetheart x

Thank you for being the strong hero we need in times like this. I appreciate your manly wisdom, god like body, beautiful penis and buns of steel Sam. x"

Anytime my wonderful little kitchen dweller xx

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