FabSwingers.com forum: An ode to a mother

By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have a 33 yr old daughter...I know, I know I don't look old enough

I was just looking at my mother's day card and smiling, so I thought I'd share it...hope it makes you smile too

To my darling mommy

Hope your mothers day is everything you want and more.

Unfortunately all the dildos, sex toys, sexy outfits and restraints are all sold out.

Your fab friends are panic buying again.

So you'll have to settle for us instead (smiley face)

Know we love you millions

I hope something makes you smile today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww how nice, good to be open minded and no you dont look old enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending her virtual hugs without including my penis in it X .…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh Anabelle21

Your username is a bit misleading...

I thought you really were 21

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Gosh Anabelle21

Your username is a bit misleading...

I thought you really were 21

21 x 2 plus.....*coughs*

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Aww how nice, good to be open minded and no you dont look old enough "

We are open...we have been through a lot together. I am lucky to have her. She is a beautiful kind soul x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww how nice, good to be open minded and no you dont look old enough

We are open...we have been through a lot together. I am lucky to have her. She is a beautiful kind soul x"

Massive hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww how nice, good to be open minded and no you dont look old enough

We are open...we have been through a lot together. I am lucky to have her. She is a beautiful kind soul x"

Takes after you then.

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

"I have a 33 yr old daughter...I know, I know I don't look old enough

I was just looking at my mother's day card and smiling, so I thought I'd share it...hope it makes you smile too

To my darling mommy

Hope your mothers day is everything you want and more.

Unfortunately all the dildos, sex toys, sexy outfits and restraints are all sold out.

Your fab friends are panic buying again.

So you'll have to settle for us instead (smiley face)

Know we love you millions

I hope something makes you smile today x"

Love this. Xx

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Aww how nice, good to be open minded and no you dont look old enough

We are open...we have been through a lot together. I am lucky to have her. She is a beautiful kind soul x

Takes after you then.

Beautiful souls are all around me x

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over a year ago

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My daughter just WhatsApped me to remind me I'm no spring chicken and stay indoors...oh and can she borrow £20. Some things change...some things stay the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter just WhatsApped me to remind me I'm no spring chicken and stay indoors...oh and can she borrow £20. Some things change...some things stay the same.

Not mentioned your sex toys lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a 33 yr old daughter...I know, I know I don't look old enough

I was just looking at my mother's day card and smiling, so I thought I'd share it...hope it makes you smile too

To my darling mommy

Hope your mothers day is everything you want and more.

Unfortunately all the dildos, sex toys, sexy outfits and restraints are all sold out.

Your fab friends are panic buying again.

So you'll have to settle for us instead (smiley face)

Know we love you millions

I hope something makes you smile today x"

This reads as though your 33 yo daughter is offering for you to use her as a sexy toy?

Lovely post though , in all seriousness

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"My daughter just WhatsApped me to remind me I'm no spring chicken and stay indoors...oh and can she borrow £20. Some things change...some things stay the same.

Not mentioned your sex toys lol x"

My daughters are still coming to terms their mum is shacked up with a bloke who isn't her husband. Let's not add sex toys: they'd need counselling!!!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My daughter just WhatsApped me to remind me I'm no spring chicken and stay indoors...oh and can she borrow £20. Some things change...some things stay the same.

Kids eh!..you got to love em

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I have a 33 yr old daughter...I know, I know I don't look old enough

I was just looking at my mother's day card and smiling, so I thought I'd share it...hope it makes you smile too

To my darling mommy

Hope your mothers day is everything you want and more.

Unfortunately all the dildos, sex toys, sexy outfits and restraints are all sold out.

Your fab friends are panic buying again.

So you'll have to settle for us instead (smiley face)

Know we love you millions

I hope something makes you smile today x

This reads as though your 33 yo daughter is offering for you to use her as a sexy toy?

Lovely post though , in all seriousness

What

Bloody hell...I've just reread it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a 33 yr old daughter...I know, I know I don't look old enough

I was just looking at my mother's day card and smiling, so I thought I'd share it...hope it makes you smile too

To my darling mommy

Hope your mothers day is everything you want and more.

Unfortunately all the dildos, sex toys, sexy outfits and restraints are all sold out.

Your fab friends are panic buying again.

So you'll have to settle for us instead (smiley face)

Know we love you millions

I hope something makes you smile today x

This reads as though your 33 yo daughter is offering for you to use her as a sexy toy?

Lovely post though , in all seriousness

What

Bloody hell...I've just reread it

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Love this.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Love this.

Jo.Xx

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

My son is 33 too

He had such a special way of reminding me of my age

Aww they are so sweet

Xxx

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My son is 33 too

He had such a special way of reminding me of my age

Aww they are so sweet

Xxx"

You were obviously a teenage mom

Bless him they can be sweet and other times just downright funny

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My daughter just WhatsApped me to remind me I'm no spring chicken and stay indoors...oh and can she borrow £20. Some things change...some things stay the same.

Not mentioned your sex toys lol x

My daughters are still coming to terms their mum is shacked up with a bloke who isn't her husband. Let's not add sex toys: they'd need counselling!!!

I once lived with a guy 16 yrs my junior...he was a great guy and we're still friends. My kids were fine once they got over the shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lovely relationship you have. I hope I get the same with my kids when they grow up..very grateful for them, especially now!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Love this.

I love your profile pic

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What a lovely relationship you have. I hope I get the same with my kids when they grow up..very grateful for them, especially now!

I hope you do too. It really is priceless to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?

With a mom like you she must be a stunner!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

"My son is 33 too

He had such a special way of reminding me of my age

Aww they are so sweet

Xxx

You were obviously a teenage mom

Bless him they can be sweet and other times just downright funny

No I wasn’t a teenage mum but thanx for the compliment

Xxxxxx

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?

With a mom like you she must be a stunner!

Oui back away from my daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?

With a mom like you she must be a stunner!

Oui back away from my daughter

Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?

With a mom like you she must be a stunner!

Oui back away from my daughter

Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty

she's definitely an upgrade on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great message. Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?

With a mom like you she must be a stunner!

Oui back away from my daughter

Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty

she's definitely an upgrade on me

I wanna see even more now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kids eh gotta luv em

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

OP.....That has to be a "wind up", surely ....??!!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"OP.....That has to be a "wind up", surely ....??!!"

Not at all...some people don't have that kind of relationship with their daughter but I do. And I wouldn't have it any other way.. she might though!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?

With a mom like you she must be a stunner!

Oui back away from my daughter

Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty

she's definitely an upgrade on me

I wanna see even more now!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

kids eh gotta luv em

You do..you really do

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Aww I think that's really lovely! You have a great relationship with your daughter - some day soon I'll tell my mum I am not monogamous so I don't have to keep white lying to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annabelle it's little wonder you're on my hot list!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?

With a mom like you she must be a stunner!

Oui back away from my daughter

Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty

she's definitely an upgrade on me

I wanna see even more now!

It's your fault for selling the idea even more

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Aww I think that's really lovely! You have a great relationship with your daughter - some day soon I'll tell my mum I am not monogamous so I don't have to keep white lying to her.

I once I had to tell my Catholic dad I was pregnant and I was unmarried, I took him the pub to break the news. Wow..that was a long time ago! I'm convinced the scoth I bought for him helped to soften the news. I hope mom is easy to talk to of not take a bottle

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Great message. Lucky you

I am lucky

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?

With a mom like you she must be a stunner!

Oui back away from my daughter

Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty

she's definitely an upgrade on me

I wanna see even more now!

It's your fault for selling the idea even more

Beleive me that is definitely not my intention..it's just a light hearted post. I don't like you thinking of her like that!

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