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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Haven’t done one these for awhile so

No rules just a whole thread for the flirty, dirty conversations to stop us all hijacking other threads

Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aawww geeky. You're here all alone

Have you managed to woo yourself?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

No rules

Soooooo virtual orgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aawww geeky. You're here all alone

Have you managed to woo yourself? "

Oh to have my face between those boobs and cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aawww geeky. You're here all alone

Have you managed to woo yourself?

Oh to have my face between those boobs and cheeks "

I'm not sure how you'd manage both at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aawww geeky. You're here all alone

Have you managed to woo yourself?

Oh to have my face between those boobs and cheeks

I'm not sure how you'd manage both at once "

Happy to take turns on both

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Aawww geeky. You're here all alone

Have you managed to woo yourself?

Oh to have my face between those boobs and cheeks

I'm not sure how you'd manage both at once "

Apparently 2 heads are better than 1

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Someone lead me astray please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you never know!?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Can someone teach me how to flirt please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone lead me astray please!"

Can't, we've got to stay indoors, can't lead you anywhere.

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"Aawww geeky. You're here all alone

Have you managed to woo yourself?

Oh to have my face between those boobs and cheeks

I'm not sure how you'd manage both at once "

I'm grabbing wine and popcorn. I'm here to watch and perv

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Looks like its turned into a gangbang hmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please "

How you doin'

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

How you doin' "

You had me at how

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please "

Errrrrrrrrrrm. I think you wrote a book on it. I've read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

How you doin'

You had me at how "

Well that was easy

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Someone lead me astray please!

Can't, we've got to stay indoors, can't lead you anywhere. "

This day just gets worse & worse. Pencil me in for the day after the end of the world, im assuming we’ll all be free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please "

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Errrrrrrrrrrm. I think you wrote a book on it. I've read it. "

You sir have me all wrong, I'm a terrible flirt

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

How you doin'

You had me at how

Well that was easy "

Your pics did it days ago and I couldnt help myself but to give them a well deserved fingering

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*"

You’ll be told off for that, careful now!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Errrrrrrrrrrm. I think you wrote a book on it. I've read it.

You sir have me all wrong, I'm a terrible flirt "

If that's the case then it's a good job you're not. They'd be no ladies left for us mortals.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Sits to the side and is taking notes in flirting

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*"

Sits across the bar, smiles seductively , keeps moving further and further away (sigh)

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Sits across the bar, smiles seductively , keeps moving further and further away (sigh) "

Dont go too far now, you may end up outside having your second state sanctioned walk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*"

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

You’ll be told off for that, careful now!"

Don't, I've already been on the naughty step this evening

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Errrrrrrrrrrm. I think you wrote a book on it. I've read it.

You sir have me all wrong, I'm a terrible flirt

If that's the case then it's a good job you're not. They'd be no ladies left for us mortals. "

Hahhaaa give over CG...I'm not that bad surely

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

You’ll be told off for that, careful now!

Don't, I've already been on the naughty step this evening "

As long as it isnt a gathering place & you havent exceeded your limit of time outside you shoild be fine to proceed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Sits across the bar, smiles seductively , keeps moving further and further away (sigh) "

Necks shot & approaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I knew how to flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in "

*hears police sirens*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens* "

Runs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs "

*hides because fuck running*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs "

*Runs off hand in hand hah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*"

Picks her up and carrys her

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*"

Back off, this is where im hiding! Go get your own spot unless youre willing to buy this for a go on your fronties, a bottle of handwash & 12 bog rolls

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Aawww geeky. You're here all alone

Have you managed to woo yourself? "

Aha well I tried but I wasn’t having any of it

So I went to my usual spot lol

Thank you for getting the thread going btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*

Picks her up and carrys her "

Winner!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m a horrible flirt, I could use a few lessons.

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Sits across the bar, smiles seductively , keeps moving further and further away (sigh)

Necks shot & approaches"

Fuck it. Scrubs down in hand sanitizer and goes in for a final hurrah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*

Back off, this is where im hiding! Go get your own spot unless youre willing to buy this for a go on your fronties, a bottle of handwash & 12 bog rolls"

Excuse me I'll be the one to sell myself thank you....

Throw in chocolate & you're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Sits across the bar, smiles seductively , keeps moving further and further away (sigh)

Necks shot & approaches

Fuck it. Scrubs down in hand sanitizer and goes in for a final hurrah "

I've bathe in dettol it's fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*

Picks her up and carrys her

Winner!"

Then when safe stands her beside him, asks if shes ok and puts arm around her, walking towards the apartment

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*

Back off, this is where im hiding! Go get your own spot unless youre willing to buy this for a go on your fronties, a bottle of handwash & 12 bog rolls

Excuse me I'll be the one to sell myself thank you....

Throw in chocolate & you're in"

Consider this a done deal. Now, since youre here...

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Sits across the bar, smiles seductively , keeps moving further and further away (sigh)

Necks shot & approaches

Fuck it. Scrubs down in hand sanitizer and goes in for a final hurrah

I've bathe in dettol it's fine"

Sexy. It's like clinical version of Calvin Klein. Got me aroused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*

Picks her up and carrys her

Winner!

Then when safe stands her beside him, asks if shes ok and puts arm around her, walking towards the apartment "

Hold on who's place is this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*

Back off, this is where im hiding! Go get your own spot unless youre willing to buy this for a go on your fronties, a bottle of handwash & 12 bog rolls

Excuse me I'll be the one to sell myself thank you....

Throw in chocolate & you're in

Consider this a done deal. Now, since youre here..."

Yes...not like anyone else is....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mine, but don't mind the cameras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Sits across the bar, smiles seductively , keeps moving further and further away (sigh)

Necks shot & approaches

Fuck it. Scrubs down in hand sanitizer and goes in for a final hurrah

I've bathe in dettol it's fine

Sexy. It's like clinical version of Calvin Klein. Got me aroused"

Bleach has that effect on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*

Picks her up and carrys her

Winner!

Then when safe stands her beside him, asks if shes ok and puts arm around her, walking towards the apartment

Hold on who's place is this "

Yours... need to make sure you get home ok... im a gent

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*

Back off, this is where im hiding! Go get your own spot unless youre willing to buy this for a go on your fronties, a bottle of handwash & 12 bog rolls

Excuse me I'll be the one to sell myself thank you....

Throw in chocolate & you're in

Consider this a done deal. Now, since youre here...

Yes...not like anyone else is.... "

Shit, I forgot about that lot. Maybe i’ll ring Boris to grass them all up for playing outside too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras "

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*

Back off, this is where im hiding! Go get your own spot unless youre willing to buy this for a go on your fronties, a bottle of handwash & 12 bog rolls

Excuse me I'll be the one to sell myself thank you....

Throw in chocolate & you're in

Consider this a done deal. Now, since youre here...

Yes...not like anyone else is....

Shit, I forgot about that lot. Maybe i’ll ring Boris to grass them all up for playing outside too long"

No one likes a grass

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can someone teach me how to flirt please

Flutters eyelashes & flicks hair then squeezes ass...oops sorry *backs up 2 metres*

Holds face and kisses passionately and grabs her by the ass with the other pulling her tight in

*hears police sirens*

Runs

*hides because fuck running*

Back off, this is where im hiding! Go get your own spot unless youre willing to buy this for a go on your fronties, a bottle of handwash & 12 bog rolls

Excuse me I'll be the one to sell myself thank you....

Throw in chocolate & you're in

Consider this a done deal. Now, since youre here...

Yes...not like anyone else is....

Shit, I forgot about that lot. Maybe i’ll ring Boris to grass them all up for playing outside too long

No one likes a grass "

Thats true as well. Im on a hiding to nothing here

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?"

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I shot my load already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good. "

the doubts..

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"God I shot my load already"

Theres no point telling god...

1 he doesnt exist

2 you cant get him pregnant

3 if he was real he'd be doing a facepalm because you didnt last long enough

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts.."

I dont have any doubts

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts.."

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x "

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus "

How about being tied up

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Nice to see this moving along nicely

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus "

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Nice to see this moving along nicely "

I'm just sat watching and eating popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady. "

Fs I'm impatient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice to see this moving along nicely

I'm just sat watching and eating popcorn "

Throw me some *opens mouth*

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Nice to see this moving along nicely

I'm just sat watching and eating popcorn "

Pulls up a seat 2metres away can you throw me some? Please?

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Nice to see this moving along nicely

I'm just sat watching and eating popcorn "

Pull up a seat in my corner soph

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient "

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Nice to see this moving along nicely

I'm just sat watching and eating popcorn

Pull up a seat in my corner soph "

Ok ok I'll sit on my own in the naughty corner

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Nice to see this moving along nicely

I'm just sat watching and eating popcorn

Pull up a seat in my corner soph

Ok ok I'll sit on my own in the naughty corner "

There is a seat for you as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you. "

Already did

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did"

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Nice to see this moving along nicely

I'm just sat watching and eating popcorn

Pull up a seat in my corner soph

Ok ok I'll sit on my own in the naughty corner

There is a seat for you as well "

Have you put it outside the window now

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did"

Then let the fun begin.

Let me just lift you into the swing. Strap those ankles in.

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Nice to see this moving along nicely

I'm just sat watching and eating popcorn

Pull up a seat in my corner soph

Ok ok I'll sit on my own in the naughty corner

There is a seat for you as well

Have you put it outside the window now "

Aha front and center so you can see everything that’s going on

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Nice to see this moving along nicely

I'm just sat watching and eating popcorn

Pull up a seat in my corner soph

Ok ok I'll sit on my own in the naughty corner

There is a seat for you as well

Have you put it outside the window now

Aha front and center so you can see everything that’s going on "

Is it a one way mirrored window? So I can look but not touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times"

Well I like being tested

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Nice to see this moving along nicely

I'm just sat watching and eating popcorn

Pull up a seat in my corner soph

Ok ok I'll sit on my own in the naughty corner

There is a seat for you as well

Have you put it outside the window now

Aha front and center so you can see everything that’s going on

Is it a one way mirrored window? So I can look but not touch "

If that’s what you so wish and I’m sure you if you ask one of the other thread members they may tie you down as well

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested"

To what extents?

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested"

And I’m sure you excel in every way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested

And I’m sure you excel in every way "

I don't like to disappoint

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Nice to see this moving along nicely

I'm just sat watching and eating popcorn

Pull up a seat in my corner soph

Ok ok I'll sit on my own in the naughty corner

There is a seat for you as well

Have you put it outside the window now

Aha front and center so you can see everything that’s going on

Is it a one way mirrored window? So I can look but not touch

If that’s what you so wish and I’m sure you if you ask one of the other thread members they may tie you down as well "

In for a penny in for a pound(ing)

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested

And I’m sure you excel in every way

I don't like to disappoint "

I highly doubt you could or would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested

And I’m sure you excel in every way

I don't like to disappoint

I highly doubt you could or would "

You're wise

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested

And I’m sure you excel in every way

I don't like to disappoint "

Im sure I could guess a few fields you excel in

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested

And I’m sure you excel in every way

I don't like to disappoint

I highly doubt you could or would

You're wise"

My First time hearing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested

And I’m sure you excel in every way

I don't like to disappoint

I highly doubt you could or would

You're wise

My First time hearing that "

Well then you're also welcome ()

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested"

Congratulations, you've passed with flying colours.

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested

And I’m sure you excel in every way

I don't like to disappoint

I highly doubt you could or would

You're wise

My First time hearing that

Well then you're also welcome ()"

Aha *bows* the wise geeky thanks you...now ive got to remember how to flirt.....it’s like this isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested

And I’m sure you excel in every way

I don't like to disappoint

I highly doubt you could or would

You're wise

My First time hearing that

Well then you're also welcome ()

Aha *bows* the wise geeky thanks you...now ive got to remember how to flirt.....it’s like this isn’t it "

Well I'm just being friendly so....

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Mine, but don't mind the cameras

Do I need to sign a disclaimer?

Afterwards. Depends if you're any good.

the doubts..

You could always try my casting couch. An interview could be arranged x

I prefer more of a swing type apparatus

That's in the orher room.

One step at a time young lady.

Fs I'm impatient

Blimey. OK. OK. Get ya kit off then. Let's have a good look at you.

Already did

Exactly the kind of spirit we need in these testing times

Well I like being tested

And I’m sure you excel in every way

I don't like to disappoint

I highly doubt you could or would

You're wise

My First time hearing that

Well then you're also welcome ()

Aha *bows* the wise geeky thanks you...now ive got to remember how to flirt.....it’s like this isn’t it

Well I'm just being friendly so.... "

Can I use that halo to tie you up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not going to lie the Halo falls off quiet easily

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford


"Not going to lie the Halo falls off quiet easily"

Cheeky

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Not going to lie the Halo falls off quiet easily"

We will just have to use the swinging equipment instead then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*shoves halo in my mouth*

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"*shoves halo in my mouth*"

Im glad I came back at this point, I can only assume that halo is being shoved in your mouth for a very good reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh, my flirting skills are terrible ffs

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope"

I like the way you flirt

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope"

Any preferences on what & how many?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope"

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)"

All of the above. I'm not picky

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky"

Can they all fit at the same time

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky"

We’ll start with one & work out way up id say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time "

Can only try

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time "

Thats where the halo comes in

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By *illerpinsMan
over a year ago

liverpool

good girl hehe

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Can only try"

Like a willing sub(ject)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Thats where the halo comes in"

()

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Thats where the halo comes in

()"

If this threads anything to go by you may have a queue. Did you bring goggles too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Can only try

Like a willing sub(ject) "

Well I haven't gained my name for no reason

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Thats where the halo comes in"

Well she's on a swing so we could replace that halo and spit roast

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Can only try

Like a willing sub(ject)

Well I haven't gained my name for no reason "

Seeing is believing

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Can only try

Like a willing sub(ject)

Well I haven't gained my name for no reason

Seeing is believing "

Wheres the fun in putting things in places we know they fit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Thats where the halo comes in

Well she's on a swing so we could replace that halo and spit roast "

Gins effected me now so do as you please

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Can only try

Like a willing sub(ject)

Well I haven't gained my name for no reason

Seeing is believing

Wheres the fun in putting things in places we know they fit though"

Deepthroating + choking (hands) just to name 1 option

Doesnt matter if it fits

It's how you make it fit

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Thats where the halo comes in

Well she's on a swing so we could replace that halo and spit roast

Gins effected me now so do as you please "

Think its plain to see this is heading in one direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Can only try

Like a willing sub(ject)

Well I haven't gained my name for no reason

Seeing is believing

Wheres the fun in putting things in places we know they fit though

Deepthroating + choking (hands) just to name 1 option

Doesnt matter if it fits

It's how you make it fit "

I'm game ()

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Thats where the halo comes in

Well she's on a swing so we could replace that halo and spit roast

Gins effected me now so do as you please "

Dp it is then

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Can only try

Like a willing sub(ject)

Well I haven't gained my name for no reason

Seeing is believing

Wheres the fun in putting things in places we know they fit though

Deepthroating + choking (hands) just to name 1 option

Doesnt matter if it fits

It's how you make it fit

I'm game ()"

Me 3

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Can only try

Like a willing sub(ject)

Well I haven't gained my name for no reason

Seeing is believing

Wheres the fun in putting things in places we know they fit though

Deepthroating + choking (hands) just to name 1 option

Doesnt matter if it fits

It's how you make it fit

I'm game ()"

Round the back we go, two in one is the order of the day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Thats where the halo comes in

Well she's on a swing so we could replace that halo and spit roast

Gins effected me now so do as you please

Dp it is then "

Ooo fuck yesss

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Thats where the halo comes in

Well she's on a swing so we could replace that halo and spit roast

Gins effected me now so do as you please

Dp it is then

Ooo fuck yesss"

This is going yo get very messy soon

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Thats where the halo comes in

Well she's on a swing so we could replace that halo and spit roast

Gins effected me now so do as you please

Dp it is then

Ooo fuck yesss"

Dvp

Dap

Plus choking and spanking/marking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm well I'm sleepy Zzzzz my flirting needs some work or yours does ()

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Thats where the halo comes in

Well she's on a swing so we could replace that halo and spit roast

Gins effected me now so do as you please

Dp it is then

Ooo fuck yesss

This is going yo get very messy soon "

Tapping out already?

Thought we would at least get to dildo in one and 2 in the other

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Mmm well I'm sleepy Zzzzz my flirting needs some work or yours does ()"

I'll try harder next time

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Mmm well I'm sleepy Zzzzz my flirting needs some work or yours does ()"

We cant tap out til weve established it this is a bukkake or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm well I'm sleepy Zzzzz my flirting needs some work or yours does ()

I'll try harder next time "

Like it harder. Goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shes tapped its 3am and its a week night

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Mmm well I'm sleepy Zzzzz my flirting needs some work or yours does ()

I'll try harder next time

Like it harder. Goodnight "

Goodnight

Hope to try again next time I'll be harder and tougher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm well I'm sleepy Zzzzz my flirting needs some work or yours does ()

I'll try harder next time

Like it harder. Goodnight "

night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shes tapped its 3am and its a week night "

And I have work in the morning. Not all of us are on lock down *blows kisses*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shes tapped its 3am and its a week night

And I have work in the morning. Not all of us are on lock down *blows kisses*"

exactly I'm not mind

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over a year ago


"shes tapped its 3am and its a week night

And I have work in the morning. Not all of us are on lock down *blows kisses*exactly I'm not mind "

I could be locked down in other ways but anyway..night night x

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford


"Something must be going up my ass, or I'd hope

Tongue

Finger

Toy

Or

Cock(s)

All of the above. I'm not picky

Can they all fit at the same time

Thats where the halo comes in

Well she's on a swing so we could replace that halo and spit roast

Gins effected me now so do as you please

Dp it is then

Ooo fuck yesss"

Naughty is a understand

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

*waves from the corner*

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who wants to flirt?

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By *aws9212Man
over a year ago

Bury

I'm so bad at flirting

You should call me covid19 because nobody wants to be around me hahahaha

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Nice to see a few new peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm behaving this evening

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm behaving this evening "

Dont

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'm behaving this evening "

Well good evening

Are you sure that halo looks a little loose to me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm behaving this evening "

OK. What have you done with the real K?

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

*looks out from the corner* no one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm behaving this evening

OK. What have you done with the real K? "

()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont "

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Phew.

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x"

Im far from impressed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed"

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know"

Well, wherever impressed is im far enough away that I cant hide from the disappointment in finding our youre behaving yourself

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know"

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Well, wherever impressed is im far enough away that I cant hide from the disappointment in finding our youre behaving yourself"

I'm not anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol"

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please "

Im sure one of the staff will bring you tea. Even cake and biscuits if m'lady desires.

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please "

*passes a cuppa* from the corner unfortunately as OP I have to keep the drinks in order lol

I have milk and sugar If needed

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Well, wherever impressed is im far enough away that I cant hide from the disappointment in finding our youre behaving yourself

I'm not anymore "

Very much the spirit! Biting down on your halo again?

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please "

It's just gone 9.30 here in the east coast US so it's beer or wine I'm afraid. Pinot Noir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

*passes a cuppa* from the corner unfortunately as OP I have to keep the drinks in order lol

I have milk and sugar If needed "

Ooo thank you, yes I need something creamy & sweet too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

It's just gone 9.30 here in the east coast US so it's beer or wine I'm afraid. Pinot Noir?"

I'll take the bottle, thank you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

It's just gone 9.30 here in the east coast US so it's beer or wine I'm afraid. Pinot Noir?

I'll take the bottle, thank you "

Now, why doesn't that surprise me. Lol xx

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

It's just gone 9.30 here in the east coast US so it's beer or wine I'm afraid. Pinot Noir?"

Bottle of nicely chilled Brancott Estate Sauvignon Blanc please, letter series if youve got it

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

It's just gone 9.30 here in the east coast US so it's beer or wine I'm afraid. Pinot Noir?

I'll take the bottle, thank you "

Greedy. Outrageous.

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

*passes a cuppa* from the corner unfortunately as OP I have to keep the drinks in order lol

I have milk and sugar If needed

Ooo thank you, yes I need something creamy & sweet too"

Caramac then unless you were thinking of something else.....

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Do you lot want another thread btw?

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"Do you lot want another thread btw? "

Caramac based fetishes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll be in bed soon.

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Do you lot want another thread btw?

Caramac based fetishes"

Not the strangest request I’ve heard

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"Do you lot want another thread btw?

Caramac based fetishes

Not the strangest request I’ve heard

"

But by far the most delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

It's just gone 9.30 here in the east coast US so it's beer or wine I'm afraid. Pinot Noir?

I'll take the bottle, thank you

Now, why doesn't that surprise me. Lol xx"

() Well what can I say I always want it all

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

It's just gone 9.30 here in the east coast US so it's beer or wine I'm afraid. Pinot Noir?

I'll take the bottle, thank you

Now, why doesn't that surprise me. Lol xx

() Well what can I say I always want it all"

I think I have a hunch as to why you may really want the bottle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

It's just gone 9.30 here in the east coast US so it's beer or wine I'm afraid. Pinot Noir?

I'll take the bottle, thank you

Now, why doesn't that surprise me. Lol xx

() Well what can I say I always want it all"

and why can't you have it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

It's just gone 9.30 here in the east coast US so it's beer or wine I'm afraid. Pinot Noir?

I'll take the bottle, thank you

Now, why doesn't that surprise me. Lol xx

() Well what can I say I always want it all"

Then open wide.

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By *eeky goodness OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Do you lot want another thread btw?

Caramac based fetishes

Not the strangest request I’ve heard

But by far the most delicious "

True and the creamiest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

It's just gone 9.30 here in the east coast US so it's beer or wine I'm afraid. Pinot Noir?

I'll take the bottle, thank you

Now, why doesn't that surprise me. Lol xx

() Well what can I say I always want it all"

and why can't you have it I'm wanting cake but gonna have to live with cuppa soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm behaving this evening

Dont

I'm afraid I did behave, my apologies won't happen again x

Im far from impressed

How far? Currently has to be a distance I know

Blimey. You're so demanding tonight. Lol

Am I? Well if anyones following demands I'd like a tea please

It's just gone 9.30 here in the east coast US so it's beer or wine I'm afraid. Pinot Noir?

I'll take the bottle, thank you

Now, why doesn't that surprise me. Lol xx

() Well what can I say I always want it all"

and why can't you have it I'm wanting cake but gonna have to live with cuppa soup to be fair I'm looking forward to it

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