FabSwingers.com forum: Your desert island

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We're starting a new society on a remote island, what skills will you bring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long distance swimming.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I can build a campfire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can build a campfire. "

No fires allowed, it might cause a bush fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organisation and I'm hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be the entertainer, I'll host like in a holiday camp and get people up on stage doing random things.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I can skin a buffalo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make different strains of the flu

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I'm a trained counsellor which will come in handy when you all start talking to coconuts

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Aside from a few minor skills like, fishing, carpentry and farming...... I make the worlds best poached eggs!

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

Massage therapist

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

A grunt (manual labour)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can be the entertainer, I'll host like in a holiday camp and get people up on stage doing random things.

Nah, I heard you're rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make different strains of the flu"

You're not welcome flu boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aside from a few minor skills like, fishing, carpentry and farming...... I make the worlds best poached eggs!"

No fertilisation required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make different strains of the flu

You're not welcome flu boy"

But we could isolate together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run the local Dating agency

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Indian head massage therapist and big boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Run the local Dating agency

Ok, there'll be none of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll create sexy leaf dresses/bikinis for the ladies and sexy leaf pants for the men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll create sexy leaf dresses/bikinis for the ladies and sexy leaf pants for the men

No, it's a naked island

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea making. Don’t think I’m being tea boy all the time though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the book Castaway by Lucy Irvine.Skills needed:Carpentry,Fishing,First Aid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We forgot the books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Ooh, good skill, as long as I can join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Does it work with gin too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can cook

can do fishing too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Does it work with gin too?

But Gin is horrible, so I might accidentally knock it over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Does it work with gin too?

But Gin is horrible, so I might accidentally knock it over

I knew the honeymoon couldn't last forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Ooh, good skill, as long as I can join you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Does it work with gin too?

But Gin is horrible, so I might accidentally knock it over

I knew the honeymoon couldn't last forever

It's ok sexy, we have wine

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I can climb trees and juggle with balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a chef, I can make a meal out of anything lol

You will have to catch it though lol

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I can climb trees and juggle with balls."

Climbing them is one thing. It's how you slide back down that really matters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can climb trees and juggle with balls."

But can you climb balls and juggle trees?

That's the kind of standard I'm looking for

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Good at building and making things.

What's the pay like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good at building and making things.

What's the pay like?"

No money. What do you think this is

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Cooking/Drink mixing skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Does it work with gin too?

But Gin is horrible, so I might accidentally knock it over

I knew the honeymoon couldn't last forever

It's ok sexy, we have wine

Good thinking batman... When do we sail.. Are you the pussy cat or the owl ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Does it work with gin too?

But Gin is horrible, so I might accidentally knock it over

I knew the honeymoon couldn't last forever

It's ok sexy, we have wine

Vodka? I’ll settle for vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Does it work with gin too?

But Gin is horrible, so I might accidentally knock it over

I knew the honeymoon couldn't last forever

It's ok sexy, we have wine

Good thinking batman... When do we sail.. Are you the pussy cat or the owl ? "

I think I'd like to be a mixture, a wise feline flying thing. A powl, a owssy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Does it work with gin too?

But Gin is horrible, so I might accidentally knock it over

I knew the honeymoon couldn't last forever

It's ok sexy, we have wine

Vodka? I’ll settle for vodka

Hmmm, that I will allow

, especially if you're bringing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Does it work with gin too?

But Gin is horrible, so I might accidentally knock it over

I knew the honeymoon couldn't last forever

It's ok sexy, we have wine

Vodka? I’ll settle for vodka

Hmmm, that I will allow

, especially if you're bringing it "

Awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Does it work with gin too?

But Gin is horrible, so I might accidentally knock it over

I knew the honeymoon couldn't last forever

It's ok sexy, we have wine

Vodka? I’ll settle for vodka

Hmmm, that I will allow

, especially if you're bringing it

Awwww

Chin chin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make wine disappear... I'll teach you too

Does it work with gin too?

But Gin is horrible, so I might accidentally knock it over

I knew the honeymoon couldn't last forever

It's ok sexy, we have wine

Vodka? I’ll settle for vodka

Hmmm, that I will allow

, especially if you're bringing it

Awwww

Chin chin! "

Cheers ladies

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Aside from a few minor skills like, fishing, carpentry and farming...... I make the worlds best poached eggs!"
Oops left out my most useful skill.... I'm a mosquito magnet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make clothing, teach sensual dancing, so entertainment sorted. I’m a trained nurse, and I give great oral...can I come? x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aside from a few minor skills like, fishing, carpentry and farming...... I make the worlds best poached eggs! Oops left out my most useful skill.... I'm a mosquito magnet!"

You definitely can't come then

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Aside from a few minor skills like, fishing, carpentry and farming...... I make the worlds best poached eggs! Oops left out my most useful skill.... I'm a mosquito magnet!

You definitely can't come then

The deal is as long as I'm nearby you'll never get bitten.... they love my blood so much they won't bother you!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Ooo yes please. I'm good at climbing trees and stuff. Loads of stamina for exploring. I'll bring my guitar. I can make a good fire and massage those in need x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo yes please. I'm good at climbing trees and stuff. Loads of stamina for exploring. I'll bring my guitar. I can make a good fire and massage those in need x "

You're in regardless gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make clothing, teach sensual dancing, so entertainment sorted. I’m a trained nurse, and I give great oral...can I come? x

Viv x"

Oh, and I’m bi (if that swings things in my favour) and great at climbing and small so can get into tight places for scavenging etc x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make clothing, teach sensual dancing, so entertainment sorted. I’m a trained nurse, and I give great oral...can I come? x

Viv x

Oh, and I’m bi (if that swings things in my favour) and great at climbing and small so can get into tight places for scavenging etc x"

Oral all round then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make clothing, teach sensual dancing, so entertainment sorted. I’m a trained nurse, and I give great oral...can I come? x

Viv x

Oh, and I’m bi (if that swings things in my favour) and great at climbing and small so can get into tight places for scavenging etc x

Oral all round then

What can I say, I’m a pleaser

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make clothing, teach sensual dancing, so entertainment sorted. I’m a trained nurse, and I give great oral...can I come? x

Viv x

Oh, and I’m bi (if that swings things in my favour) and great at climbing and small so can get into tight places for scavenging etc x

Oral all round then

What can I say, I’m a pleaser

xx"

You're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make clothing, teach sensual dancing, so entertainment sorted. I’m a trained nurse, and I give great oral...can I come? x

Viv x

Oh, and I’m bi (if that swings things in my favour) and great at climbing and small so can get into tight places for scavenging etc x

Oral all round then

What can I say, I’m a pleaser

xx"

Do you like wine + vodka...?? hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make clothing, teach sensual dancing, so entertainment sorted. I’m a trained nurse, and I give great oral...can I come? x

Viv x

Oh, and I’m bi (if that swings things in my favour) and great at climbing and small so can get into tight places for scavenging etc x

Oral all round then

What can I say, I’m a pleaser

Do you like wine + vodka...?? hic

I do, but I’m a light weight, so after a couple I’m anybody's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make clothing, teach sensual dancing, so entertainment sorted. I’m a trained nurse, and I give great oral...can I come? x

Viv x

Oh, and I’m bi (if that swings things in my favour) and great at climbing and small so can get into tight places for scavenging etc x

Oral all round then

What can I say, I’m a pleaser

Do you like wine + vodka...?? hic

I do, but I’m a light weight, so after a couple I’m anybody's

xx"

Definitely in then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good with my hands ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make clothing, teach sensual dancing, so entertainment sorted. I’m a trained nurse, and I give great oral...can I come? x

Viv x

Oh, and I’m bi (if that swings things in my favour) and great at climbing and small so can get into tight places for scavenging etc x

Oral all round then

What can I say, I’m a pleaser

Do you like wine + vodka...?? hic

I do, but I’m a light weight, so after a couple I’m anybody's

Definitely in then

Gets better and better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This was a dare.

I had to say no to every second person. Sorry to those I said couldn't come, you would of course all welcome on the island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're starting a new society on a remote island, what skills will you bring?"

I'm coming even if you dont want me there

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Good at building and making things.

What's the pay like?

No money. What do you think this is

Good, as long as theres bed and board that will do me. What needs building?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're starting a new society on a remote island, what skills will you bring?

I'm coming even if you dont want me there "

VIP seat

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