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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If I make cheese scones with bread flour?

For added interest the flour is about a year out of date

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

You'll get a cheesey flavoured dough product

Whether they're edible is another matter

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Give it a go, what's the worse that can happen?

p.s. get Mr Nice to try them first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be fine

I read an article about a woman who made bread from her own yeast

So anything’s possible

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Should be fine

I read an article about a woman who made bread from her own yeast

So anything’s possible"

Blue waffles?

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Perfectly fine - just use as normal. Expect more earthy flavours if anything and don't forget not to over rub in the fat and to be delicate when handling scone dough.

Yes, I have been possessed by the ghost of a nana from the 1800s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it weevil free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should be fine

I read an article about a woman who made bread from her own yeast

So anything’s possible"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you stockpile loo roll, OP?

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

If they turn out like rock cakes use them as missiles for any reckless, selfish cunts not social distancing or ignoring the necessary lockdown rules!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I make cheese scones with bread flour?

For added interest the flour is about a year out of date

Add some baking soda. Year old flour is still edible. Scones taste different from different regions anyways. Warm them up and add butter when eating.

Tell us how they turn out as well OP.

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You'll get a cheesey flavoured dough product

Whether they're edible is another matter

Edible!? Edible isn't part of the criteria for my cooking

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Give it a go, what's the worse that can happen?

p.s. get Mr Nice to try them first

Good idea!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"You'll get a cheesey flavoured dough product

Whether they're edible is another matter

Edible!? Edible isn't part of the criteria for my cooking

Haha good look with the cooking

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Should be fine

I read an article about a woman who made bread from her own yeast

So anything’s possible"

Just because a thing is possible does not mean it should be done. Luckily for all concerned scones don't require yeast

I do have some out of date yeast also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should be fine

I read an article about a woman who made bread from her own yeast

So anything’s possible

Just because a thing is possible does not mean it should be done. Luckily for all concerned scones don't require yeast

I do have some out of date yeast also.

Aw hun just cause you’re a bit older it doesn’t mean your thrush is out of date x

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Perfectly fine - just use as normal. Expect more earthy flavours if anything and don't forget not to over rub in the fat and to be delicate when handling scone dough.

Yes, I have been possessed by the ghost of a nana from the 1800s"

I will follow nana from 1805 advice

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it weevil free?

It is but even if it wasn't I'd use it for added protein

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Did you stockpile loo roll, OP?

No lol. My flours bbe date is Jan 19, more from not bothering to make bread than stockpiling. I do have a bit of a stock of home made onion chutney though.

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If they turn out like rock cakes use them as missiles for any reckless, selfish cunts not social distancing or ignoring the necessary lockdown rules!!"

Ooo no. I'm not wasting food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it weevil free?

Think of it as extra protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it weevil free?

It is but even if it wasn't I'd use it for added protein

Dammit. Beaten to it!

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I make cheese scones with bread flour?

For added interest the flour is about a year out of date

Add some baking soda. Year old flour is still edible. Scones taste different from different regions anyways. Warm them up and add butter when eating.

Tell us how they turn out as well OP."

Thanks, if we're still alive after eating them I'll be sure to report back

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You'll get a cheesey flavoured dough product

Whether they're edible is another matter

Edible!? Edible isn't part of the criteria for my cooking

Haha good look with the cooking

Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I make cheese scones with bread flour?

For added interest the flour is about a year out of date

Seriously you need to check for flour weevils, look like little black specs in the flour, but you'll see them moving around just a little.

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Should be fine

I read an article about a woman who made bread from her own yeast

So anything’s possible

Just because a thing is possible does not mean it should be done. Luckily for all concerned scones don't require yeast

I do have some out of date yeast also.

Aw hun just cause you’re a bit older it doesn’t mean your thrush is out of date x"

A bit older! I'm positively geriatric

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I make cheese scones with bread flour?

For added interest the flour is about a year out of date

Seriously you need to check for flour weevils, look like little black specs in the flour, but you'll see them moving around just a little.

Yeah I have. Despite my slovenly ways with checking use by dates I always store flour double bagged. I've had weevils before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you stockpile loo roll, OP?

No lol. My flours bbe date is Jan 19, more from not bothering to make bread than stockpiling. I do have a bit of a stock of home made onion chutney though. "

I just meant you might be needing it afterwards

More accurately, Mr might need it! (Ring sting)

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Should be fine

I read an article about a woman who made bread from her own yeast

So anything’s possible

Just because a thing is possible does not mean it should be done. Luckily for all concerned scones don't require yeast

I do have some out of date yeast also.

Aw hun just cause you’re a bit older it doesn’t mean your thrush is out of date x

A bit older! I'm positively geriatric

Tha's nobbut a young lass yet.

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Did you stockpile loo roll, OP?

No lol. My flours bbe date is Jan 19, more from not bothering to make bread than stockpiling. I do have a bit of a stock of home made onion chutney though.

I just meant you might be needing it afterwards

More accurately, Mr might need it! (Ring sting)

He's been eating my cooking for 40 years, he's immune

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Should be fine

I read an article about a woman who made bread from her own yeast

So anything’s possible

Just because a thing is possible does not mean it should be done. Luckily for all concerned scones don't require yeast

I do have some out of date yeast also.

Aw hun just cause you’re a bit older it doesn’t mean your thrush is out of date x

A bit older! I'm positively geriatric

Tha's nobbut a young lass yet.

You silver tongued charmer you

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Chewy weevils

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Give it a go, what's the worse that can happen?

p.s. get Mr Nice to try them first

That forum mod thingy is a new thing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

The flour doesn't really mind.

It doesn't know.

I suggest you wake it up with a quick sieve and say to it.......... Hello there Scone flour.

If you say that enough times it becomes truth.

Bung in a bit of raising agent and off you gooooooooooo

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Chewy weevils"

I'm sure I saw that on Heston Blumenthal's menu

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You will get the shits if you don't pronounce scones properly

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"The flour doesn't really mind.

It doesn't know.

I suggest you wake it up with a quick sieve and say to it.......... Hello there Scone flour.

If you say that enough times it becomes truth.

Bung in a bit of raising agent and off you gooooooooooo

Just checked for raising agent. No luck, I'll bravely go ahead without.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Chewy weevils"

Cheesy weevils

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You will get the shits if you don't pronounce scones properly

Will I! Is there a silent letter, is is like Featherstonehough?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You will get the shits if you don't pronounce scones properly

Will I! Is there a silent letter, is is like Featherstonehough?

Have you ever been to Loughborough?

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You will get the shits if you don't pronounce scones properly

Will I! Is there a silent letter, is is like Featherstonehough?

Have you ever been to Loughborough?

Nough

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You will get the shits if you don't pronounce scones properly

Will I! Is there a silent letter, is is like Featherstonehough?

Have you ever been to Loughborough?

Nough"

It's actually pronounced Lufbra round this neck of the woods

I think that whoever came up with the proper name had got too many Scrabble tiles lying under their bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I make cheese scones with bread flour?

For added interest the flour is about a year out of date

Omg i am eating so much out of date food haha... Made a pie last night with ready cooked lentils BB 2017

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I make cheese scones with bread flour?

For added interest the flour is about a year out of date

Omg i am eating so much out of date food haha... Made a pie last night with ready cooked lentils BB 2017

I might die, but maybe not from corona !!

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You will get the shits if you don't pronounce scones properly

Will I! Is there a silent letter, is is like Featherstonehough?

Have you ever been to Loughborough?

Nough

It's actually pronounced Lufbra round this neck of the woods

I think that whoever came up with the proper name had got too many Scrabble tiles lying under their bed

We live near Hurstmonceux. Imagine the pronunciation of that!

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I make cheese scones with bread flour?

For added interest the flour is about a year out of date

Omg i am eating so much out of date food haha... Made a pie last night with ready cooked lentils BB 2017

I might die, but maybe not from corona !! "

You'll be fine. If they weren't glowing they're fresh

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"You will get the shits if you don't pronounce scones properly

Will I! Is there a silent letter, is is like Featherstonehough?

Have you ever been to Loughborough?

Nough

It's actually pronounced Lufbra round this neck of the woods

I think that whoever came up with the proper name had got too many Scrabble tiles lying under their bed

Not Luga baruga?

oh that’s Ozzie pronunciation!

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