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"ok *pulls xbox controller out*" Hope it wasn't an Elite Controller. They have all sorts of interchangeable knobs & paddles that come out | |||
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"ok *pulls xbox controller out* Hope it wasn't an Elite Controller. They have all sorts of interchangeable knobs & paddles that come out " ....fuck | |||
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"I didn’t fall onto my controller though! It just got up and made its own way in! D." ‘I swear I don’t know what happened!’ | |||
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"Are you bored today Queeny ?? " I’m giving useful advice!!!! | |||
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"I didn’t fall onto my controller though! It just got up and made its own way in! D. ‘I swear I don’t know what happened!’" D. | |||
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"Are you bored today Queeny ?? I’m giving useful advice!!!!" I agree with you on that , I was about to get my nutcracker out the draw and twist my testicles for a cheap thrill. But upon reading your wise words , I've decided it's not a good idea | |||
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"Are you bored today Queeny ?? I’m giving useful advice!!!! I agree with you on that , I was about to get my nutcracker out the draw and twist my testicles for a cheap thrill. But upon reading your wise words , I've decided it's not a good idea " I’m ever so wise | |||
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"But please, ONLY use sex toys to have sex with! Don’t use random objects! Last thing hospitals need right now are idiots going to a&e because they ‘fell’ onto a fucking Xbox controller " Or chair leg Or vacuum cleaner And we know why you're casually sitting on the washing machine, Becky, you slapper. And oh dear God will you please leave the cucumber alone... | |||
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"The woman speaks sense. It's too late for me but save yourselves ! " | |||
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"But please, ONLY use sex toys to have sex with! Don’t use random objects! Last thing hospitals need right now are idiots going to a&e because they ‘fell’ onto a fucking Xbox controller " Does that mean that they are " On the Game?" | |||
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"Why are there no public information announcements about this? It's just irresponsible for government to neglect such important and likely situations. " So true. Thankfully you lot gave me to remind you. But not everyone is so lucky | |||
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"I could slip on my shower head() in the shower, ffs. Purely innocently, obvs. " NO | |||
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"I could slip on my shower head() in the shower, ffs. Purely innocently, obvs. NO" | |||
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"Can I microwave up a large carrot and have a go with that? " Ffs no | |||
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"Can I microwave up a large carrot and have a go with that? Ffs no" parsnip? | |||
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"Can I microwave up a large carrot and have a go with that? Ffs no parsnip?" NO DILDO FINGER OR PENIS THAT IS ALL | |||
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"I feel like everyone needs to hear this. You dirty sponges!" What’s your view on smurf usage? | |||
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"Can I microwave up a large carrot and have a go with that? Ffs no parsnip? NO DILDO FINGER OR PENIS THAT IS ALL" I need fatter fingers | |||
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"I feel like everyone needs to hear this. You dirty sponges! What’s your view on smurf usage?" NO | |||
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"Better get that bag of pork scratchings out me vag " Please do young lady | |||
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"But please, ONLY use sex toys to have sex with! Don’t use random objects! Last thing hospitals need right now are idiots going to a&e because they ‘fell’ onto a fucking Xbox controller " You couldn't be more wrong gorgeous xx I think at this time our doctors and nurses need a good laugh more than anything else! I've got a couple of Doctor mates who love to tell these stories and the whole ward usually gets to share the joke! | |||
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"Better get that bag of pork scratchings out me vag Please do young lady " The loss of all that crunchy goodness will upset me, but, safety first! | |||
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"Better get that bag of pork scratchings out me vag " Is this hair off the scratching or the vag? Oh well - down the hatch! | |||
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"Better get that bag of pork scratchings out me vag Is this hair off the scratching or the vag? Oh well - down the hatch! " I have a hairless quim thankyou very much! | |||
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"Better get that bag of pork scratchings out me vag Is this hair off the scratching or the vag? Oh well - down the hatch! I have a hairless quim thankyou very much!" You have *now*... | |||
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"But please, ONLY use sex toys to have sex with! Don’t use random objects! Last thing hospitals need right now are idiots going to a&e because they ‘fell’ onto a fucking Xbox controller You couldn't be more wrong gorgeous xx I think at this time our doctors and nurses need a good laugh more than anything else! I've got a couple of Doctor mates who love to tell these stories and the whole ward usually gets to share the joke!" Yeah you’re right my bad Waste doctors/nurses time folks Shove whatever you like up there Yolo | |||
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