FabSwingers.com forum: Farting

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When was the last time you farted?

Please describe the fart to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally as I was reading this.

It was short, bit moist and was not silent

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Twas approx 5 mins ago, loud, voluminous but no smell on account of the two shits I've had today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twas approx 5 mins ago, loud, voluminous but no smell on account of the two shits I've had today

You’ve had two shits today?! Incredible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Literally as I was reading this.

It was short, bit moist and was not silent"

How did it smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slipped one out a moment ago into the chair. The next person to sit down on it is gonna get a bouncing betty

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Twas approx 5 mins ago, loud, voluminous but no smell on account of the two shits I've had today

You’ve had two shits today?! Incredible "

Soon as my feet touch the floor I need the first, the second is usually an hour behind that, regular as clockwork. I'm sure everyone's in a better place for knowing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr farts all the time, he thinks it hilarious.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twas approx 5 mins ago, loud, voluminous but no smell on account of the two shits I've had today

You’ve had two shits today?! Incredible

Soon as my feet touch the floor I need the first, the second is usually an hour behind that, regular as clockwork. I'm sure everyone's in a better place for knowing this

I used to shit at 10am everyday, as soon as I got home from my first shift at work

Now I have a baby, it’s about 8.30am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Literally as I was reading this.

It was short, bit moist and was not silent

How did it smell?"

It didnt. I've got windows open and my door so I think it just went straight out of my room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Literally as I was reading this.

It was short, bit moist and was not silent

How did it smell?

It didnt. I've got windows open and my door so I think it just went straight out of my room"

A ghost fart

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By *ptimus758Man
over a year ago

brentwood

"Twas approx 5 mins ago, loud, voluminous but no smell on account of the two shits I've had today

You’ve had two shits today?! Incredible "

I normally have had a least 2 shits before I've gone to work, I'm normally a 2-3 shits a day guy... But some days I don't go at all but when I have one of those days I can lay a turd the length of the titanic

happy to send some pictures if you wish

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

About 2 mins ago it was a bit spicy and hot due to the spicy wrap I ate last night

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

I’ve never farted, and have no idea what it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve never farted, and have no idea what it is. "

Feels like a mini orgasm...sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you noticed how farts in the bath always smell worse?

I once farted in a wetsuit, all the gas went into my boots and made them super buoyant, when I eventually righted myself at the surface it all shot up into my hood and out mast my face, not good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you noticed how farts in the bath always smell worse?

I once farted in a wetsuit, all the gas went into my boots and made them super buoyant, when I eventually righted myself at the surface it all shot up into my hood and out mast my face, not good

omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you noticed how farts in the bath always smell worse?

I once farted in a wetsuit, all the gas went into my boots and made them super buoyant, when I eventually righted myself at the surface it all shot up into my hood and out mast my face, not good

omg"

Fucking pride of the Royal Navy me!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Have you noticed - people like the smell of their own farts but, not other peoples.

Ok ok granted some do have a fart fetish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you noticed - people like the smell of their own farts but, not other peoples.

Ok ok granted some do have a fart fetish

Your own never seem as bad so they?

My sons are like acid, now he’s eating food they’re absolutely rank, and constant!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Have you noticed - people like the smell of their own farts but, not other peoples.

Ok ok granted some do have a fart fetish

Your own never seem as bad so they?

My sons are like acid, now he’s eating food they’re absolutely rank, and constant!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 5 mins ago, it was rotten and it made me gasp for air

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mine smell of Digestives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

This aint a nice thread ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This aint a nice thread ffs

Then don’t read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to a complication, now and then my farts don't blow out, they suck in.

Its a useful attribute, as I can easily acquire many items if I set about shoplifting.

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By *oohTV/TS
over a year ago

Dublin

Was playing with the biggest in the box this morning. Always do a rip roarer about an hour later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Due to a complication, now and then my farts don't blow out, they suck in.

Its a useful attribute, as I can easily acquire many items if I set about shoplifting.

That’s where all the hand sanitiser went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you noticed how farts in the bath always smell worse?

I once farted in a wetsuit, all the gas went into my boots and made them super buoyant, when I eventually righted myself at the surface it all shot up into my hood and out mast my face, not good

I farted in my motorcycle leathers once (while riding) and said fart must have slowly worked its way up the leathers as I got the full force of it some 20 minutes or so later. Dead rat for those interested in the smell ....

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

dumfries-ish

It was devine. Had all the ingredience of a classic room clearer power noise smell. A slight waft of the quilt and inhale made for sharing which it was. Dont understand why Funk was running round the bedroom calling me a dirty bastard and selfish.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Farting is so good. It's when get home shut the front door let go. Always tell the daughter if she cold in bed let one go you'll soon warm up. Hers are bad I don't know where she gets it from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait...what? Women fart? I thought it was just men! I was with ny ex for 17 years and I never heard her fart once! True story

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I slipped one out a moment ago into the chair. The next person to sit down on it is gonna get a bouncing betty

Pmsl at bouncing betty - comparing a stealthy fart to a jumping land mine genuinely still pmsl

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"When was the last time you farted?

Please describe the fart to me"

A well rounded lengthy raspberry this morning shortly after waking.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I haven’t been able to fart since we lost the dogs... if the kids know its me they’ll want another dog - main reason we haven’t is because ‘they’ were always farting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait...what? Women fart? I thought it was just men! I was with ny ex for 17 years and I never heard her fart once! True story"

I’ve mastered the art of farting silently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven’t been able to fart since we lost the dogs... if the kids know its me they’ll want another dog - main reason we haven’t is because ‘they’ were always farting

oh no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Eproctophilia (fart fetish) is a sexual fetish, most commonly in straight men in which they receive arousal from their partner's flatulence.

Not all eproctophiles enjoy the notorious cake farts. In fact, several of them are just as grossed out as normal people and only a slim minority of them like it. Instead, the majority of them enjoy the smell and/or sound their partner's farts make.

It was revealed in writer James Joyce's love letters to his wife that he had a fart fetish'

Found this online...

Notorious cake farts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading about farting in wetsuits and motorcycle leathers... Sounds like a Carry On moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When was the last time you farted?

Please describe the fart to me"

About an hour ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst sat on the toilet this morning.

My cat looked at me like I had just killed his mother then walked away in disgust.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whilst sat on the toilet this morning.

My cat looked at me like I had just killed his mother then walked away in disgust. "

I fart whenever I sit on the toilet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fart and shit it's a shart

I'd you fart and sneeze it's a snart

What about when you vomit and fart, or cough or hiccup?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"If you fart and shit it's a shart

I'd you fart and sneeze it's a snart

What about when you vomit and fart, or cough or hiccup?"

Cough & hiccup is a Coccup!!

Fart & Vomit - a Fuke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, It stinks in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to cough to hide a fart.

Now I fart to hide a cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading about farting in wetsuits and motorcycle leathers... Sounds like a Carry On moment.

Really, don't remember seeing that one

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Remember your social distancing, if you can smell someone elses farts you are too close.

Wake up peoples

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Earlier this afternoon.

Hot, Wet and Nervous!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Earlier this afternoon.

Hot, Wet and Nervous!! "

Sounds like me and your fart have a lot in common

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"'Eproctophilia (fart fetish) is a sexual fetish, most commonly in straight men in which they receive arousal from their partner's flatulence.

It was revealed in writer James Joyce's love letters to his wife that he had a fart fetish'

Found this online...

Notorious cake farts!

Notorious Cake Farts would be a good rapper name.

I know someone with this.

If he's good I eat Brussel Sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Eproctophilia (fart fetish) is a sexual fetish, most commonly in straight men in which they receive arousal from their partner's flatulence.

It was revealed in writer James Joyce's love letters to his wife that he had a fart fetish'

Found this online...

Notorious cake farts!

Notorious Cake Farts would be a good rapper name.

I know someone with this.

If he's good I eat Brussel Sprouts

That made me laugh - the rapper name not the cake farting. Does he have a particular favourite cake variety?

Ace pic btw - had to fab it

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Is there anything funnier than seeing the luck of suprise on a dog's face when it farts? Such a pity they smell like something from beyond the grave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less than 5 minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually surprised and disgusted at the amount of women who are openly admitting to farting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When was the last time you farted?

Please describe the fart to me"

just did it!specially for you...

it was so tingling,pleasant...

and smells divine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually surprised and disgusted at the amount of women who are openly admitting to farting!

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm actually surprised and disgusted at the amount of women who are openly admitting to farting!

Disgusted? That’s mature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually surprised and disgusted at the amount of women who are openly admitting to farting!

Why?

It's just not very ladylike! I think I can count on one hand how many times I've heard a woman fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm actually surprised and disgusted at the amount of women who are openly admitting to farting!

Why?

It's just not very ladylike! I think I can count on one hand how many times I've heard a woman fart"

It’s not very ladylike to fart?!

Yeah. Fuck normal bodily functions. It ain’t ladylike.

Oh and men shouldn’t cry. Not very manly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually surprised and disgusted at the amount of women who are openly admitting to farting!

Why?

It's just not very ladylike! I think I can count on one hand how many times I've heard a woman fart

It’s not very ladylike to fart?!

Yeah. Fuck normal bodily functions. It ain’t ladylike.

Oh and men shouldn’t cry. Not very manly "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I slipped one out a moment ago into the chair. The next person to sit down on it is gonna get a bouncing betty

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and worse is getting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually surprised and disgusted at the amount of women who are openly admitting to farting!

Why?

It's just not very ladylike! I think I can count on one hand how many times I've heard a woman fart"

You’ve led a sheltered life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually surprised and disgusted at the amount of women who are openly admitting to farting!

Why?

It's just not very ladylike! I think I can count on one hand how many times I've heard a woman fart

You’ve led a sheltered life!"

Thankfully!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I'm worried, not trouser burped for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now, in the bath. It was bubbly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Eproctophilia (fart fetish) is a sexual fetish, most commonly in straight men in which they receive arousal from their partner's flatulence.

It was revealed in writer James Joyce's love letters to his wife that he had a fart fetish'

Found this online...

Notorious cake farts!

Notorious Cake Farts would be a good rapper name.

I know someone with this.

If he's good I eat Brussel Sprouts

And now you know two people with this! ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now, in the bath. It was bubbly. "

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally dont but if I do it smells of Bleu De Chanel.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ladies don't fart, they pass wind.

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

A bit like letting the last of the air out of a balloon... The fact I'd given myself a bit of an enema in order play with my anal beads and glass wand toy might have had something to do with it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bit like letting the last of the air out of a balloon... The fact I'd given myself a bit of an enema in order play with my anal beads and glass wand toy might have had something to do with it?"

Jesus Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies don't fart, they pass wind."

Yes, silent but deadly.

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Farting is quite handy at this time of social distancing. A good loud rasping rip is ideal if someone insists on getting too close in the shop...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Do farts have lumps.. if not I’ve shit myself and so am disqualified from commenting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't fart, I am a lady

Someone on here may try to argue if she sees this but don't listen, it is all lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to guff in bed and force an ex's head under the duvet. Would not suggest trying this though unless you know for sure she's game for it.

Actually I'm sure someone has been charged in the past for assault due to boffing.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I don't fart, I am a lady

Someone on here may try to argue if she sees this but don't listen, it is all lies

You can still fart and be a lady ... if you light them .. that’s different!! Xx

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I miss the 12 pints of Guinness followed by chicken curry farts, the windows really rattled with them, it wouldn't have been the first time I woke myself up with the noise of one of those.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I miss the 12 pints of Guinness followed by chicken curry farts, the windows really rattled with them, it wouldn't have been the first time I woke myself up with the noise of one of those."

Real ale farts.... and a beef vindaloo chaser... one way of staying single - had the rats throwing themselves on the traps in my old flat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not only straight guys enjoy farts.

I'm bi and I'm submissive too, so being made or even f0rced to smell a good stinky fart works for me.

Of course, it's even better when that person (female or male) is sat on you doing it.

That's my personal take on it anyway.

Dave

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"When was the last time you farted?

Please describe the fart to me"

Last night had a good fart after testing out a new toy. It was a little sloppy and wet sounding and disconcerting due to the lube but it was ultimately just loud. No mess no smell. A good fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jay just stank out the room, smelt like burnt dog food. I’m dying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did one in the shed when the thread started.

Its still there.

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

Sneezed and farted at the same time partners not impressed I laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few days ago I farted in the bath.

It made a bubble squeak and there was a Delayed delicious onion gravy smell that followed.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I had a partner for 18 years and he never farted in front of me, or I him.

Then I met a guy who would just let rip. A big difference in approaches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have a good rip under the sheets!! He he ??

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"When was the last time you farted?

Please describe the fart to me"

I dont fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh gosh I do it all the time in my room he he. X

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ooh gosh I do it all the time in my room he he. X"

Cheeky x

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

Hey that's my trick, then wait a few minutes until you hear "Jesus Christ that's f**king toxic"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

Hey that's my trick, then wait a few minutes until you hear "Jesus Christ that's f**king toxic""

What do you eat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

My mate did one in the cat today and tried to blame the cat there was no cat and it stunk

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My mate did one in the cat today and tried to blame the cat there was no cat and it stunk"

***car

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I did a little squeaky fart whilst laughing at the comments in this thread! And I woke myself up late Friday night because I farted so loud

Farts are funny!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

Hey that's my trick, then wait a few minutes until you hear "Jesus Christ that's f**king toxic"

What do you eat

I have IBS so sometimes it can be nasty but I tend to know if its gonna be nasty and can go into the garden but they finished my chocolate so deserved the punishment!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

Hey that's my trick, then wait a few minutes until you hear "Jesus Christ that's f**king toxic"

What do you eat

I have IBS so sometimes it can be nasty but I tend to know if its gonna be nasty and can go into the garden but they finished my chocolate so deserved the punishment!"

Ooh I say xx

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

Hey that's my trick, then wait a few minutes until you hear "Jesus Christ that's f**king toxic"

What do you eat

I have IBS so sometimes it can be nasty but I tend to know if its gonna be nasty and can go into the garden but they finished my chocolate so deserved the punishment!

Ooh I say xx"

Sorry I know I'm very unladylike but I grew up with an older brother and hung out with him and his friends a lot

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

Hey that's my trick, then wait a few minutes until you hear "Jesus Christ that's f**king toxic"

What do you eat

I have IBS so sometimes it can be nasty but I tend to know if its gonna be nasty and can go into the garden but they finished my chocolate so deserved the punishment!

Ooh I say xx

Sorry I know I'm very unladylike but I grew up with an older brother and hung out with him and his friends a lot"

Girl your great xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

Hey that's my trick, then wait a few minutes until you hear "Jesus Christ that's f**king toxic"

What do you eat

I have IBS so sometimes it can be nasty but I tend to know if its gonna be nasty and can go into the garden but they finished my chocolate so deserved the punishment!

Ooh I say xx

Sorry I know I'm very unladylike but I grew up with an older brother and hung out with him and his friends a lot"

Il tell you a secret I fart all the time but shhhhh

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

Hey that's my trick, then wait a few minutes until you hear "Jesus Christ that's f**king toxic"

What do you eat

I have IBS so sometimes it can be nasty but I tend to know if its gonna be nasty and can go into the garden but they finished my chocolate so deserved the punishment!

Ooh I say xx

Sorry I know I'm very unladylike but I grew up with an older brother and hung out with him and his friends a lot

Il tell you a secret I fart all the time but shhhhh"

Your secret is safe

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

Hey that's my trick, then wait a few minutes until you hear "Jesus Christ that's f**king toxic"

What do you eat

I have IBS so sometimes it can be nasty but I tend to know if its gonna be nasty and can go into the garden but they finished my chocolate so deserved the punishment!

Ooh I say xx

Sorry I know I'm very unladylike but I grew up with an older brother and hung out with him and his friends a lot

Il tell you a secret I fart all the time but shhhhh

Your secret is safe

Xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He he love it xx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

Hey that's my trick, then wait a few minutes until you hear "Jesus Christ that's f**king toxic"

What do you eat

I have IBS so sometimes it can be nasty but I tend to know if its gonna be nasty and can go into the garden but they finished my chocolate so deserved the punishment!"

Strangley you don't mention IBS on you profile.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't fart. I "glow". I think that's what we're supposed to say. Luke

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

It sounded like the soft giggles of a baby and smelt of fresh linen. There were sparkles everywhere!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why is it always these threads of mine that get bumped

Are you guys ok

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I just did a quiet one in the kitchen and walked away

Hey that's my trick, then wait a few minutes until you hear "Jesus Christ that's f**king toxic"

What do you eat

I have IBS so sometimes it can be nasty but I tend to know if its gonna be nasty and can go into the garden but they finished my chocolate so deserved the punishment!

Strangley you don't mention IBS on you profile. "

Of course I don't! People don't mention they're diabetic, epileptic or other health conditions that have no impact on their sex life so why should I mention something that has no impact on my sex life

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

"I slipped one out a moment ago into the chair. The next person to sit down on it is gonna get a bouncing betty

My new saying. Bouncing Betty

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

I don't fart I do love puff's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt Fergal Sharkey do a song about this during the 80s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm I love to fart!! He he xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I missed this thread, must pay more attention....

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

About 20 minutes ago. It was deep, loud & brassy. No smell though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little tommy squeak, producing a musical masterpiece in the form of ‘flight of the bumblebee’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmm more. "

Isn’t flight of the bumblebee your tune? I’ll have to try and take requests

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

my hubby farts constantly, they stink and kill a room and its contents, hes proud of them and will do them to embarras people haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just did a dirty warm fart, wasn’t sure if it was going to be wet or follow through, one of them dog diarrhoea type stinks, you know the one you can’t even bare to sit in yourself, god it was bad, still floating around lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How was yours OP!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"When was the last time you farted?

Please describe the fart to me"

Are you nippy in a frock ...or is nippy you in jockey shorts

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Here she blows

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Here she blows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How was yours OP!"

Moist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When was the last time you farted?

Please describe the fart to me

Are you nippy in a frock ...or is nippy you in jockey shorts"

Who?

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By *umasutraCouple
over a year ago

Guildford

Loving this discussion, we’re both sitting in bed reading it and genuinely laughing out loud. Thanks everyone for the entertainment

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Loving this discussion, we’re both sitting in bed reading it and genuinely laughing out loud. Thanks everyone for the entertainment

Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a bit of an aroma in my room. Can't stop farting at the minute

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over a year ago

"Loving this discussion, we’re both sitting in bed reading it and genuinely laughing out loud. Thanks everyone for the entertainment

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over a year ago

10 FACTS ABOUT FARTING YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW.

How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum.

These are some things you should know about them:

1. An average person farts around 14 times a day.Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.

2. Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.

3. This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor

4. The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.

5. Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.

6. Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.

7. If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.

8. Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.

9. Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.

10. Men fart more than women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 FACTS ABOUT FARTING YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW.

How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum.

These are some things you should know about them:

1. An average person farts around 14 times a day.Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.

2. Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.

3. This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor

4. The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.

5. Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.

6. Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.

7. If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.

8. Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.

9. Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.

10. Men fart more than women."

Thank you Queenie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"10 FACTS ABOUT FARTING YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW.

How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum.

These are some things you should know about them:

1. An average person farts around 14 times a day.Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.

2. Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.

3. This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor

4. The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.

5. Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.

6. Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.

7. If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.

8. Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.

9. Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.

10. Men fart more than women.

Thank you Queenie. "

You’re welcome.

Did you know all of these facts?

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over a year ago

"10 FACTS ABOUT FARTING YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW.

How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum.

These are some things you should know about them:

1. An average person farts around 14 times a day.Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.

2. Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.

3. This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor

4. The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.

5. Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.

6. Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.

7. If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.

8. Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.

9. Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.

10. Men fart more than women.

Thank you Queenie.

You’re welcome.

Did you know all of these facts?"

No, not all of them, especially 9 and 10.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m not familiar with any of these facts but I do know #6 doesn’t apply to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farted a couple minutes ago...

Felt and sounded like a portal to hell opening up and satan trying to escape.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"10 FACTS ABOUT FARTING YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW.

How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum.

These are some things you should know about them:

1. An average person farts around 14 times a day.Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.

2. Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.

3. This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor

4. The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.

5. Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.

6. Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.

7. If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.

8. Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.

9. Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.

10. Men fart more than women."

No 10 no they don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not familiar with any of these facts but I do know #6 doesn’t apply to me.

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