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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.... so what will you be like when this is over?

Will it be a case of the ugly duckling turning into a beautiful swan or more Robinson Crusoe with his only friend, a coconut called Bob under his arm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going for .....

Ah heck, I don’t know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m going for .....

Ah heck, I don’t know

Peacock? But the male one- well just for the looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have a bowl cut.....(out of choice!) so meh. My hair will grow

I’ve been saying for about a year now I wanna grow my hair but I always got it cut. Now is my time. I have no choice. This is the encouragement I’ve been needing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going for .....

Ah heck, I don’t know

Peacock? But the male one- well just for the looks

I fully intend to exercise each day , I’m working too.... so my aim actually is to stay healthy , but looking fabulous as I do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I have a bowl cut.....(out of choice!) so meh. My hair will grow

I’ve been saying for about a year now I wanna grow my hair but I always got it cut. Now is my time. I have no choice. This is the encouragement I’ve been needing

Yes! Rupunzel it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m going for .....

Ah heck, I don’t know

Peacock? But the male one- well just for the looks

I fully intend to exercise each day , I’m working too.... so my aim actually is to stay healthy , but looking fabulous as I do it

Where is your motivation coming from? Please package a little and send my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fuzzier Fuzz in all likelihood

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fuzzier Fuzz in all likelihood

Fuzz"

Will you cook loads so Peach will look more like a giant peach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be worn out and knackered from working through it.

My only hope is everyone gets fat from not working and I get slimmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be worn out and knackered from working through it.

My only hope is everyone gets fat from not working and I get slimmer

Make sure you take care of yourself sweetie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be worn out and knackered from working through it.

My only hope is everyone gets fat from not working and I get slimmer

Make sure you take care of yourself sweetie..."

Thanks lovely I work with an amazing team and we are all supporting each other however we can

and our management have been fantastic right up from the very top with staff communication

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I'll be worn out and knackered from working through it.

My only hope is everyone gets fat from not working and I get slimmer

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lol take care of yourself stay safe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fuzzier Fuzz in all likelihood

Fuzz

Will you cook loads so Peach will look more like a giant peach?"

Lots of cake baking recently....I've been trying for almost 20years to fatten Peach up a bit. She burns off too much too quickly to put any on

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fuzzier Fuzz in all likelihood

Fuzz

Will you cook loads so Peach will look more like a giant peach?

Lots of cake baking recently....I've been trying for almost 20years to fatten Peach up a bit. She burns off too much too quickly to put any on

Fuzz"

Cake? You’ve started baking cake?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Some of us ugly fuckers may get meets. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some of us ugly fuckers may get meets. Lol"

Rude. How you going to pass the time then

to prepare?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Some of us ugly fuckers may get meets. Lol

Rude. How you going to pass the time then

to prepare?"

Hopefully chat to you sexy People xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm determined. Let's see how long it lasts..

First thing I will do is book some fancy pedicure and manicure and hair colour to treat myself for getting back to exercising, dancing and spoiling my body. My pinterest is full of home hair masks, facials, scrubs etc. Whatever gets us through they..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be worn out and knackered from working through it.

My only hope is everyone gets fat from not working and I get slimmer

Go you. Thanks for being out there for rest of us x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fuzzier Fuzz in all likelihood

Fuzz

Will you cook loads so Peach will look more like a giant peach?

Lots of cake baking recently....I've been trying for almost 20years to fatten Peach up a bit. She burns off too much too quickly to put any on

Fuzz

Cake? You’ve started baking cake?

Made a Vicky sponge, chocolate Bailey's cake and banana sponge over the past week

Fuzz

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've stepped up my skin care regime and my freckles are blossoming over my face buuuut I have a love for multiseed toast and lemon curd right now. So I'll probably look like a glowy, younger, plumper version of myself. With a full head of curls.

I need to try and stick to my fitness regime but for the next few days I think sod it.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm going for the older DILF look. Well, that's what someone said I should do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm determined. Let's see how long it lasts..

Oh please share any body scrub masks. As I’m not going to be rubbing up against any hot men in the near future, I need something to keep my skin soft..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've stepped up my skin care regime and my freckles are blossoming over my face buuuut I have a love for multiseed toast and lemon curd right now. So I'll probably look like a glowy, younger, plumper version of myself. With a full head of curls.

I need to try and stick to my fitness regime but for the next few days I think sod it.

Well seeing we’re going to be video chatting a lot I’ll get to see this metamorphosis live

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

I’ll be in need of a haircut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be in need of a haircut "

Well I’m thinking of going skinhead but Meli doesn’t like that idea

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm going to be at least a stone heavier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm determined. Let's see how long it lasts..

Oh please share any body scrub masks. As I’m not going to be rubbing up against any hot men in the near future, I need something to keep my skin soft..

Let me test on myself first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to be at least a stone heavier

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm determined. Let's see how long it lasts..

Oh please share any body scrub masks. As I’m not going to be rubbing up against any hot men in the near future, I need something to keep my skin soft..

Let me test on myself first.

Yeah and then start a thread

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm hoping it will only be one stone. Lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I think I'll get the hot tub set up (despite the cold weather) & the treadmill out of storage. Yikes, that will cause earth tremors.

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By *ldbury1984Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Will look like a tramp after months of isolation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already have over an inch of grey/white hair in parting and all around my hairline. Was supposed to be getting it done Friday. I won’t put a box dye on it so I’ll probably be full white wizard by the time everything opens back up.

My gels on my nails are growing out. My eyelashes are overdue the infills and only have a few left. I’ll probably put on a lot of weight cos I’m stress eating.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Who knows. I don't care right now. Mind first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who knows. I don't care right now. Mind first."

My mind’s fucked right now tbh.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Who knows. I don't care right now. Mind first.

My mind’s fucked right now tbh. "

Mine too. I'll stop myself from drowning with that.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ladies - if you feel yourselves getting horny at the wrong time - just think of me - that should calm you down. Lol

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By *ittleREDridingWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I was meant to go for a wax today. I want to buy clothes now the weathers changing. I miss the gym. Gonna have to be a big-ass makeover when it eventually comes

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Well being a key worker it’s work for me and more of it just not looking forward to no haircut and god knows what downstairs will end up like with no waxing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think I'm going to shave my legs and put on makeup later. See if it helps me feel better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'm going to shave my legs and put on makeup later. See if it helps me feel better."

Do so

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By *innerforthreeMan
over a year ago

London/herts

".... so what will you be like when this is over?

Will it be a case of the ugly duckling turning into a beautiful swan or more Robinson Crusoe with his only friend, a coconut called Bob under his arm?

Bearded survivalist with a 6 pack!!

Or pro cyclist given my early morning mileage....physio says I can't run for 6 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine I'll look like an Ewok.

Short, plump and hairy

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I imagine I'll look like an Ewok.

Short, plump and hairy

You know there will be people with that as their kink right

lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think I'm going to shave my legs and put on makeup later. See if it helps me feel better.

Do so

I'm on a phone rota for vulnerable people and have a lady on my list who always asks about my makeup. Brb going to go crazy theatrical to describe to her in detail

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Male half here - stop shaving my face for the next 12 weeks. We wont be meeting anyone (Im expecting the letter any day) so Im just gunna go full Grizzly Adams! Still shave the important bits though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I imagine I'll look like an Ewok.

Short, plump and hairy

You know there will be people with that as their kink right

lol "

Nothing would surprise me to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as the gym is shut I'll probably go for the fatter look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok. So far the majority are saying fatter and hairier. Wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a mediocre goose turning in to a mediocre goose who also knows how to do a bit of coding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok. So far the majority are saying fatter and hairier. Wonderful."

Literally sexy beasts

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ok. So far the majority are saying fatter and hairier. Wonderful."

Im already there. Fuck knows how bad I will get. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... so what will you be like when this is over?

Will it be a case of the ugly duckling turning into a beautiful swan or more Robinson Crusoe with his only friend, a coconut called Bob under his arm?

Honestly? Probably better than ever, this is my perfect excuse to get used to streaming my gaming and build a following.

Also a great time for me to start yoga properly and carry on redecorating my flat.

Even if I didn't have those things to keep me very busy I'd find something.

I love making stuff, reading and my own company for the most part.

Though I do predict about 2 months of complete social isolation would be enough to send me crackers

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm definitely looking for at home workouts.

My downstairs neighbour is a doctor though, so I don't want to be a dick. (Normally I wouldn't dream of being an upstairs elephant, but...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... so what will you be like when this is over?

Will it be a case of the ugly duckling turning into a beautiful swan or more Robinson Crusoe with his only friend, a coconut called Bob under his arm?

Honestly? Probably better than ever, this is my perfect excuse to get used to streaming my gaming and build a following.

Also a great time for me to start yoga properly and carry on redecorating my flat.

Even if I didn't have those things to keep me very busy I'd find something.

I love making stuff, reading and my own company for the most part.

Though I do predict about 2 months of complete social isolation would be enough to send me crackers "

Love this. Go you

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

I've been intending to use the Boris bikes to get out for fresh air in the park every day (armed with the necessary sanitising wipes, of course), but I did it for the first time on Sunday (first bike ride in over 20yrs) and the seat has left me with bruises on my bum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been intending to use the Boris bikes to get out for fresh air in the park every day (armed with the necessary sanitising wipes, of course), but I did it for the first time on Sunday (first bike ride in over 20yrs) and the seat has left me with bruises on my bum!

Oh dear. Got anyone to kiss them better for you?

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh dear. Got anyone to kiss them better for you? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have to be craned out of my house through the window because I wont be able to fit out of the door into a special fat peoples ambulance

I cant stop eating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh dear. Got anyone to kiss them better for you?

Ah.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Surely with all the fastfood outlets closed the nation must come out of this healthier? Although all the food thats been stockpiled needs to go somewhere other than the bin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely with all the fastfood outlets closed the nation must come out of this healthier? Although all the food thats been stockpiled needs to go somewhere other than the bin.

Ermmm. Crisps, chocolate, crunchy nut cornflakes

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By *innerforthreeMan
over a year ago

London/herts

"Surely with all the fastfood outlets closed the nation must come out of this healthier? Although all the food thats been stockpiled needs to go somewhere other than the bin.

Ermmm. Crisps, chocolate, crunchy nut cornflakes

White wine, red wine, crisps! All my enemy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely with all the fastfood outlets closed the nation must come out of this healthier? Although all the food thats been stockpiled needs to go somewhere other than the bin.

Ermmm. Crisps, chocolate, crunchy nut cornflakes

White wine, red wine, crisps! All my enemy!"

Ssshhhhhhh or best friends

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This is a good time to be a binge eater.

There's no "bad" food in my house. I ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already removed my hair extensions and gel nails, hair badly needs dyed and I only have a couple of razors, which there doesn't seem much point in using. Plus I'm making/eating loads of soda bread and scones. So, yeah, I'm expecting to be a proper catch by the end of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've already removed my hair extensions and gel nails, hair badly needs dyed and I only have a couple of razors, which there doesn't seem much point in using. Plus I'm making/eating loads of soda bread and scones. So, yeah, I'm expecting to be a proper catch by the end of this

. You and me both

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I may have to reduce the amount of cheesecakes and lemon meringue pies that I make. Pfffft

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I may have to reduce the amount of cheesecakes and lemon meringue pies that I make. Pfffft

I'll give you my address

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may have to reduce the amount of cheesecakes and lemon meringue pies that I make. Pfffft

I'll give you my address

You sending out care packages?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I may have to reduce the amount of cheesecakes and lemon meringue pies that I make. Pfffft

I'll give you my address

Are you wanting you swap your biscuits for my baking??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may have to reduce the amount of cheesecakes and lemon meringue pies that I make. Pfffft

I'll give you my address

Are you wanting you swap your biscuits for my baking?? "

I’m partial to lemon meringue pie

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I think I’ll look like Beetlejuice

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Definitely giving the ball shaving a holiday!

It'll make my showers quicker for one thing.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I may have to reduce the amount of cheesecakes and lemon meringue pies that I make. Pfffft

I'll give you my address

Are you wanting you swap your biscuits for my baking??

I’m partial to lemon meringue pie

"
. I'll put you on the delivery list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am very happy I bought a box of hair dye last week. I'll be following my usual hiit training at home in my lounge routine.

Otherwise I'll feel shit about myself

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Definitely giving the ball shaving a holiday!

It'll make my showers quicker for one thing."

The bush is back

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm going to try different hair colours. Putting an order into Arctic Fox on payday

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'll be keeping up the exercise too. Went for a walk at lunchtime as usual and will find some online HITT and Zumba classes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to try different hair colours. Putting an order into Arctic Fox on payday

Oh will you post pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have messy hair but I don't care. I'll rename my hairstyle as "I Tried".

I'm being strict with the food, quit drinking 3 months ago and don't smoke so, apart from not being able to get to the gym, I shouldn't look too shabby. I'm exercising at home and 30-60 minute walk everyday.

I should still look like "Me"....maybe a few more worry lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm giving serious consideration to shaving my head.

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By *innerforthreeMan
over a year ago

London/herts

"Surely with all the fastfood outlets closed the nation must come out of this healthier? Although all the food thats been stockpiled needs to go somewhere other than the bin.

Ermmm. Crisps, chocolate, crunchy nut cornflakes

White wine, red wine, crisps! All my enemy!

Ssshhhhhhh or best friends

We arent allowed to be friends again till Friday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm giving serious consideration to shaving my head."

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm giving serious consideration to shaving my head.

Me too!"

Me three!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm giving serious consideration to shaving my head.

Me too!

Me three!"

Me four....oh wait!

Please dint BTW!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m going to look like a cross between Mowgli and someone off Scrapheap Challenge

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"I’ll be in need of a haircut

Well I’m thinking of going skinhead but Meli doesn’t like that idea

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I am

Also thinking of shaving my head and starting afresh ...My hair badly damaged due to bleaching constantly can’t get the hair treatment I usually get done ...Seriously debating it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm giving serious consideration to shaving my head.

Me too!

Me three!

Me four....oh wait!

Please dint BTW!

I assume you're talking to the ladies, there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in... got some new pics and I think a pic on every Sunday might keep me motivated to start working out and keep a track of my body

This thread is an awesome idea!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My hair dressing skills for men's hair cuts will be even more awesome. Look for me in the pages of the trend magazines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in... got some new pics and I think a pic on every Sunday might keep me motivated to start working out and keep a track of my body

This thread is an awesome idea!"

Actually posting a photo once a week is a great idea

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

The weight is going to fall off me with all these extra hrs. I work nights so sleep during the day and tunning around all night with each shift busier than the last.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm giving serious consideration to shaving my head.

Me too!"

Stop this chat. Stop it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm giving serious consideration to shaving my head.

Me too!

Stop this chat. Stop it."

I'll shave my head if I wish

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By *eddyBearBazMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Im going to look knackered doing extra shifts so people can get there toilet roll and pasta

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